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MentalMidget
03-11-2006, 12:58 PM
The post that Blair made before the "official track list" post includes a block of text that is strange and contains what appear to be titles. Also, there are 11 of them. Here is the post:

"It has been quite a year. A death, A rebirth! We hiked to the top of the temple of the sun, strolled through a misty central park to meet Madame X, swam with spotted eagle rays, looked further under the dark skies of the deep desert. One year down, hopefully a hundred more to share with you. More Integratrons, more Aztec dancers, more Six Feet Under, more mojitos, and more stories to make with the adventurers. Big Huge Epic Love."

It's possible that the track listing is:

A Death
A Rebirth
Temple of the Sun
Madame X
Spotted Eagle Rays
Dark Skies
Deep Deserts
Integratronts
Aztec Dancers
Six Feet Under
Mojitos

Any thoughts? Its totally obvious that the true tracks names and album title have not yet been discovered, Look how they posted the official track list:

"Here's the track listing for the new TOOL ALBUM entitled 10,000 DAYS set to be released on MAY 2nd, 2006."

Blair or whoever is showing us right here that these are bullshit tracks. "the new TOOL ALBUM entitled 10000 DAYS." That just sounds fishy to me.

tool25
03-11-2006, 01:00 PM
dont sound like tool tracks. but maybe...

paganman7
03-11-2006, 01:00 PM
I don't think I agree with you.

Animus X torsi
03-11-2006, 01:02 PM
i think i like the other track names to be honest

MoreTool
03-11-2006, 01:02 PM
good guess for a first thread

lachrymoIogy
03-11-2006, 01:03 PM
the tracklisting they already released, is the real tracklisting. bin.

TenSpeed
03-11-2006, 01:03 PM
I'd say bin but meh, move to Rumors.

tentonmantra
03-11-2006, 01:04 PM
itīs a theory...

MentalMidget
03-11-2006, 01:06 PM
i think i like the other track names to be honest


You do? The POT? C'mon.. thats silly as all hell. At least these are more general titles, I could see Tool creating songs to fit these titles..

TenSpeed
03-11-2006, 01:06 PM
You do? The POT? C'mon.. thats silly as all hell. At least these are more general titles, I could see Tool creating songs to fit these titles..
Yes, because Mojitos is definitely a better title.
[/sarcasm]

lachrymoIogy
03-11-2006, 01:08 PM
You do? The POT? C'mon.. thats silly as all hell. At least these are more general titles, I could see Tool creating songs to fit these titles.. more silly than "disgustipated" "swamp song" "stinkfist" "the patient" "46&2"?

SpiralOutKeepGoing
03-11-2006, 01:09 PM
You do? The POT? C'mon.. thats silly as all hell. At least these are more general titles, I could see Tool creating songs to fit these titles..

Maybe POT stands for something like it is one of those things where the letters mean words I forget what they call em. Like lol and whatnot. Maybe the pot = The ____ _____ ____ (3 seperate words?)

lachrymoIogy
03-11-2006, 01:13 PM
acronym? like NAMBLA?

MentalMidget
03-11-2006, 01:15 PM
Maybe POT stands for something like it is one of those things where the letters mean words I forget what they call em. Like lol and whatnot. Maybe the pot = The ____ _____ ____ (3 seperate words?)

Oh man.. i think you are on to something.. its probably "The piece of toast"

TenSpeed
03-11-2006, 01:15 PM
Oh man.. i think you are on to something.. its probably "The piece of toast"
Alright.
Bin.

lachrymoIogy
03-11-2006, 01:18 PM
Alright.
Bin. seconded.

splints
03-11-2006, 01:39 PM
i think Big Huge Epic Love is one of them

lachrymoIogy
03-11-2006, 01:41 PM
XD ahahaha

just simulacra
03-11-2006, 01:46 PM
the tracklisting they already released, is the real tracklisting. bin.

You're such a goofball.

tDoXoMl
03-11-2006, 01:49 PM
mental midget is an idiot, and some of those "titles" in the post arent even capitalized. and i liked Big Huge Epic Love too

and besides, that post was signed by Kat and Sash

Ticks and Leeches
03-11-2006, 02:09 PM
Mojitos

LoL

pris0n
03-11-2006, 02:09 PM
mojitos? tool getting racist on us

lachrymoIogy
03-11-2006, 02:10 PM
You're such a god. fixed

SlavesAndBulldozers
03-11-2006, 02:10 PM
I dont see why the current tracklist is so unnacceptable....

splints
03-11-2006, 02:12 PM
I dont see why the current tracklist is so unnacceptable....


Its not deep enough, dude!

Superfuzz
03-11-2006, 02:13 PM
Aztec Dancers?

lol yeah right

ATARI
03-11-2006, 02:14 PM
i fail to see where you are seeing this on the toolband website

ATObassist
03-11-2006, 02:15 PM
i swear to god if tool names one of their songs over a gay drink ill be pissed. i'd rather stay with the pot.

MentalMidget
03-11-2006, 02:15 PM
mental midget is an idiot, and some of those "titles" in the post arent even capitalized. and i liked Big Huge Epic Love too

and besides, that post was signed by Kat and Sash

Mental Midget is a what?

MentalMidget
03-11-2006, 02:16 PM
i fail to see where you are seeing this on the toolband website

its on toolarmy

ATARI
03-11-2006, 02:17 PM
oh snap

thevirusunknown
03-11-2006, 02:17 PM
Eh, its an interesting idea. I don't really mind the "announced" title and tracks, I just don't think they are the real deal. It would be awesome if Tool was joking, just because its been announced pretty much everywhere.

Maybe its Tool's attempt at an early april fools?

pushin
03-11-2006, 02:19 PM
Isn't that just Camella's birthday tribute to her friend about all of the cool stuff they've done and the amazing places they've been to in the past year - their trip to Mexico and so on?

MentalMidget
03-11-2006, 02:21 PM
Isn't that just Camella's birthday tribute to her friend about all of the cool stuff they've done and the amazing places they've been to in the past year - their trip to Mexico and so on?

Probably.. its just fun to watch the people flock to a post like this and start throwing retarded ideas around.

cleanbluesky
03-11-2006, 02:32 PM
At least 6 of those tracks have occult/pagan themes to them so I'd imagine that it is possible that they are real... or perhaps another set of fakes...

If there were a group of people willing to overanalyse everything, and snap at each other all the while I think it would certainly amuse me to throw them a fish now and then...

you_lied
03-11-2006, 02:40 PM
interesting theory, but i believe more in the titles blair already listed.

lachrymoIogy
03-11-2006, 02:41 PM
you guys had better get used to the "offical" tracklisting. because there's nothing fake about that, and everytime you put it in...you will be saying "put it on 'The Pot'!"

Het_Bijeenroepen
03-11-2006, 02:42 PM
You're being quite selective when it comes to those titles. For example, if your theory is correct, then why isn't the last track called "Big Huge Epic Love"?

you_lied
03-11-2006, 02:54 PM
You're being quite selective when it comes to those titles. For example, if your theory is correct, then why isn't the last track called "Big Huge Epic Love"?
quite true.

McRoggles
03-11-2006, 02:57 PM
The effort is decent. Nice start of a life in tdn.

TurdEye13
03-11-2006, 03:48 PM
Maybe its Tool's attempt at an early april fools?

It is.

DemiGodRaven
03-11-2006, 04:09 PM
The last two are shows that are on HBO

OMG! THAT MEANS HBO IS GOING TO SHOW OFF THE 'REAL' ARTWORK, TRACKLISTING AND ALBUM TITLES.

TOOL SOLD OUT!

(*)

]ifrit[
03-11-2006, 04:09 PM
nice try.

Bassmingo
03-11-2006, 06:16 PM
The post that Blair made before the "official track list" post includes a block of text that is strange and contains what appear to be titles.


I disagree for the following reasons:

Blair didnt write that, Camella did. (Blair just posted it)

Its a birthday greeting for Heather, Wes Borlands ex wife. Heather and Camella are friends, Heather visited Mexico with Camella earlier this year.

Its just another blog post.

rsh
03-11-2006, 08:20 PM
The effort is decent. Nice start of a life in tdn.


i agree.

Cucumber_11
03-12-2006, 12:06 PM
The post that Blair made before the "official track list" post includes a block of text that is strange and contains what appear to be titles. Also, there are 11 of them. Here is the post:

"It has been quite a year. A death, A rebirth! We hiked to the top of the temple of the sun, strolled through a misty central park to meet Madame X, swam with spotted eagle rays, looked further under the dark skies of the deep desert. One year down, hopefully a hundred more to share with you. More Integratrons, more Aztec dancers, more Six Feet Under, more mojitos, and more stories to make with the adventurers. Big Huge Epic Love."

It's possible that the track listing is:

A Death
A Rebirth
Temple of the Sun
Madame X
Spotted Eagle Rays
Dark Skies
Deep Deserts
Integratronts
Aztec Dancers
Six Feet Under
Mojitos

Any thoughts? Its totally obvious that the true tracks names and album title have not yet been discovered, Look how they posted the official track list:

"Here's the track listing for the new TOOL ALBUM entitled 10,000 DAYS set to be released on MAY 2nd, 2006."

Blair or whoever is showing us right here that these are bullshit tracks. "the new TOOL ALBUM entitled 10000 DAYS." That just sounds fishy to me.

I'd say you were on to something at least. The way the post about the birthday is seperate and SEEMINGLY UNRELATED (remember what blair said about that kind of post?). Yeah, so these could be tracks.

Or not.

embracingyou
03-12-2006, 12:14 PM
I think the track names you've posted sound "fishy".

Cucumber_11
03-12-2006, 12:24 PM
I think the track names you've posted sound "fishy".
So do the official ones :-P.

At first i thought the official titles were a little lame and un-imaginative...but...now that i've read the tittles over and over i'm starting to think Tool have done it again. These names are different from what they normaly do, true, but read deeper. They are odd (Toolish) they have multiple meanins (Toolish) they are completly unique as far as i can tell (Very Toolish).

They are becoming more and more likely in my mind.

a perfect tool
03-12-2006, 12:28 PM
Aztec Dancers?
Mojitos?

can i have a some nachos and a burrito por favor...

varg
03-12-2006, 12:29 PM
dont sound like tool tracks. but maybe...

What the fuck "sounds like" a Tool track?

Cucumber_11
03-12-2006, 12:31 PM
What the fuck "sounds like" a Tool track?
Lateralus.

heh

*runs away*

varg
03-12-2006, 12:32 PM
Lateralus.

heh

*runs away*


Yeah you better run. :)

death_2_usa
03-12-2006, 04:55 PM
Moooooojitoooooos..... what? its not a gay drink...

Johnny Truant
03-12-2006, 05:32 PM
"Here's the track listing for the new TOOL ALBUM entitled 10,000 DAYS set to be released on MAY 2nd, 2006."

Blair or whoever is showing us right here that these are bullshit tracks. "the new TOOL ALBUM entitled 10000 DAYS." That just sounds fishy to me.
Does no one else think this is the dumbest thing that anyone has ever said? Ever? In the history of mankind? Or is it just me?

Mr.Rubberburner
03-12-2006, 05:37 PM
I swear to god Blair could shit...and someone would find a tracklist....track 1: Corn

dracomordag
03-12-2006, 06:54 PM
wait, where did the threadstarter get this?

2t#3 SonW3 Go
03-12-2006, 11:14 PM
The first single starts with a V or P and will be released on a tueday closer to this date, with this effectively making the track lists posted here and on the tool website bogus.

myfinalfit
03-12-2006, 11:16 PM
http://www.stashbox.org/uploads/1142155226/a6dd47672ddb.jpg

Track 5

Mr.Rubberburner
03-12-2006, 11:18 PM
Wasn't the "viscera" rumor put to bed?

2t#3 SonW3 Go
03-12-2006, 11:19 PM
http://www.stashbox.org/uploads/1142155226/a6dd47672ddb.jpg

Track 5

4

2t#3 SonW3 Go
03-12-2006, 11:23 PM
Na i just did my math and read the jan newsletter on the toolband website. (who heres read it yet?)

The Official Fiction
03-13-2006, 01:16 AM
Maybe POT stands for something like it is one of those things where the letters mean words I forget what they call em. Like lol and whatnot. Maybe the pot = The ____ _____ ____ (3 seperate words?)

Yeah it's a song about prostate malfuction:

Pee On Toes

immyowndamngod
03-13-2006, 01:41 AM
1.a(something)
2.viscera
3.steel & paint
4.os
5.the veil
6.cle d'or
7.mezzotint
8.delta
9.disharmony
10.nox noctis
11.ten thousand days
12.the bezoar

what do people think of these actually being legit?

McRoggles
03-13-2006, 01:43 AM
1.a(something)
2.viscera
3.steel & paint
4.os
5.the veil
6.cle d'or
7.mezzotint
8.delta
9.disharmony
10.nox noctis
11.ten thousand days
12.the bezoar

what do people think of these actually being legit?

Rosetta Stoned > everything on above list.

Hannibal
03-13-2006, 05:14 AM
i typically don't believe in midgets. They are one of those mythological characters, along with the unicorn, leprechauns, and Al Gore. Run along little midget, the troll under the bridge is beckoning you.

2t#3 SonW3 Go
03-13-2006, 09:39 PM
really? i herd the new singles called vanity:)))) haha

Jolz
03-14-2006, 10:43 AM
Where's LK you ***GOTS?!

paganman7
03-14-2006, 10:51 AM
The Bezoar?! That's hilarious.

If you're not a physiologist, a bezoar is a non-digestable foreign object that becomes encapsulated into the epithelia of the GI tract!

toolloot
03-14-2006, 10:53 AM
Wasn't Mojito the gay drink that Brian was having in Family Guy?

paganman7
03-14-2006, 10:56 AM
Wasn't Mojito the gay drink that Brian was having in Family Guy?


I rather like mojitos. They taste like Sprite with vodka and a hint of mint...tasty.

toolloot
03-14-2006, 11:03 AM
I've never had it. How do you make it?

paganman7
03-14-2006, 11:06 AM
I've never had it. How do you make it?


I'm not exactly sure; I've never made one, I've only had one.

I think it's vodka, sugar water, lime juice and mint.

Hannibal
03-14-2006, 08:54 PM
I'm not exactly sure; I've never made one, I've only had one.

I think it's vodka, sugar water, lime juice and mint.

and a shot of estrogen

STA
03-14-2006, 09:09 PM
and a shot of estrogen

Definitely worth bumping the thread for.

Hannibal
03-14-2006, 09:12 PM
Definitely worth bumping the thread for.


glad you approve.

Mr C
03-15-2006, 01:18 AM
At least 6 of those tracks have occult/pagan themes to them so I'd imagine that it is possible that they are real... or perhaps another set of fakes...

If there were a group of people willing to overanalyse everything, and snap at each other all the while I think it would certainly amuse me to throw them a fish now and then...

Totally agree, but the fish aint bad this time of year.

drumtool
03-15-2006, 02:11 AM
the first single is called vicarious, how do i know, ive heard 2.49 minutes of it........
get over it the titles on toolband are legit.
if you have limewire you to can get this piece of music........

McRoggles
03-15-2006, 02:15 AM
Hahahhahaha,

Those 2.49 what you hear is from DOOM 3.

Mr C
03-15-2006, 03:16 AM
Sounds so much like Lateralis the song, it's crazy to think that was a leak.
Although, you can to see how you could be fooled. On it's own standing, it's sounds pretty good.
Anyone know who did it.

The Official Fiction
03-15-2006, 03:23 AM
Tweaker (Chris Vrenna)

idontmind462
03-15-2006, 03:25 AM
Sounds so much like Lateralis the song, it's crazy to think that was a leak.
Although, you can to see how you could be fooled. On it's own standing, it's sounds pretty good.
Anyone know who did it.
Lateralus.

Mr C
03-15-2006, 03:40 AM
fumbly fingers (blame carlton).


Cheers. Is that there/his "sound" or are they a studio/contract type gig.

drumtool
03-15-2006, 04:25 PM
Hahahhahaha,

Those 2.49 what you hear is from DOOM 3.

i stand corrected (while sitting in the corner with my dunce hat on)..........

Anomaly
03-16-2006, 07:47 PM
no.

ThreeDeviations
03-18-2006, 09:11 AM
I swear to god Blair could shit...and someone would find a tracklist....track 1: Corn


This is one of the best posts I've ever read.

idontmind462
03-18-2006, 09:12 AM
i agree.

Anomaly
03-19-2006, 09:42 PM
hehe upon hovering over my windows taskbar of this window it said

"may have disco" as in the new tool album may have disco in it

i laffonate.

McRoggles
03-22-2006, 06:49 AM
It's possible that the track listing is:

A Death
A Rebirth
Temple of the Sun
Madame X
Spotted Eagle Rays
Dark Skies
Deep Deserts
Integratronts
Aztec Dancers
Six Feet Under
Mojitos


Hey! Why not?

Spaceman Spiff
03-22-2006, 03:23 PM
Aztec Dancers?

lol yeah right
Aztec dancers are awesome