TRACK LISTINGS FOR 10,000 DAYS

[Foamy]

www.toolband.com GO!

Latest news: 10 Mar 06

TRACK LISTINGS FOR 10,000 DAYS
Here's the track listing for the new TOOL ALBUM entitled 10,000 DAYS

offically set to be released on MAY 2nd, 2006.

Vicarious
Jambi
Wings For Marie (Pt 1)
10,000 Days (Wings Pt 2)
The Pot
Lipan Conjuring
Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann)
Rosetta Stoned
Intension
Right In Two
Viginti Tres

[Bogart]

No way...

[Kalamazoo]

I could care less. Doesn't anyone else not care a god damn bit about details besides when it'll be in your hands?

[Ryan]

they don't sound very down to earth to me.

[0celot199]

I could care less. Doesn't anyone else not care a god damn bit about details besides when it'll be in your hands?


only the real cool people like you I guess.

[CrazyJoeDevola]

Let's just say that now I believe the whole 10,000 Days thing even less. But then again, I thought the whole Thirteenth Step thing was a farce also because so much of it seemed to reference the jokes on Pantera's Watch It Go home video. They have a song called "Thirteen Steps to Nowhere" plus one of their roadies was called "The Package" so I thought they were fuckin' with us. But that was the truth. Maybe this is real.....

[Gouldius]

Jesus.

I like it.

[Foamy]

they don't sound very down to earth to me.
I like them though.

[psims23]

just saw this too.. crazy

[ARMZ]

This should be fun, can't wait to see the magazines run with this and then Tool change it as usual.

[0celot199]

Sounds like a bunch of Pink Floyd track knock-offs

[ARMZ]

shite

[Foamy]

So Im guessing 10,000 days is the first single followed by Vicarious.

[ATARI]

tELEINCISION is sounding better everyday

[dragonlink2]

So Im guessing 10,000 days is the first single followed by Vicarious.

but if it's pt 2, isn't that a bit unusual?

also..
viginti tres is latin for 23

[Bogart]

If these are the real titles, I think they are pretty good

[Foamy]

but if it's pt 2, isn't that a bit unusual?

also..
viginti tres is latin for 23
Which was one of the fake titles. Im a bit curious why this wasnt a TA exclusive too.

[ARMZ]

He keeps changing it.

[Fulcanelli]

Um... the post isn't there anymore. Weird.

[liquidswordz]

the update that announces the name of the album and this new tracklist update are the ONLY updates on there not signed BMB. i wouldnt trust it.

[Foamy]

the update that announces the name of the album and this new tracklist update are the ONLY updates on there not signed BMB. i wouldnt trust it.
Yeah it was probably KS or something.

[Systolic]

whoa....

Just like that, eh?

I like it.

[ARMZ]

the update that announces the name of the album and this new tracklist update are the ONLY updates on there not signed BMB. i wouldnt trust it.
Blair is 'ONLINE'

[Systolic]

the update that announces the name of the album and this new tracklist update are the ONLY updates on there not signed BMB. i wouldnt trust it.


Hmmm... true....

[psims23]

Just so you know, the track titles DO coincide w/ Andy King's review, particularly the track 3/4 being 1 or 2 tracks (the Pt I and Pt 2 of Wings for Marie)

[Systolic]

Wow... it keeps flickering on and off the site.

[rochey-o]

those are some weird ass track names

i guess theyll make sense when we hear the album?

[Systolic]

Just so you know, the track titles DO coincide w/ Andy King's review, particularly the track 3/4 being 1 or 2 tracks (the Pt I and Pt 2 of Wings for Marie)

Well duh.. that makes sense... Blair and the band OBVIOUSLY know where the pieces run together.. so they could easily compose a fake list with that in mind...

[psims23]

haha, now the toolband.com is all red and shit, Blair must be working in a pretty hectic fashion!

[rochey-o]

the pot

wtf?

[psims23]

the pot

wtf?
You know.. like "The Weed"? duh :-P

[Systolic]

WTF? Its posted twice now...

[psims23]

Toolarmy's all fucked up too.... hope Blair doesnt get fired over this

[Systolic]

Hmmm....

Something WEIRD is going on....

[ARMZ]

WTF? Its posted twice now...
4 times!

[dragonlink2]

Toolarmy's all fucked up too.... hope Blair doesnt get fired over this

maybe he should.. ya know, TEST the html before he posts it on a high traffic website

[Systolic]

Yeah, now 4!!
WTF?

[etaipo]

Jambi? JAMbi..hmm..

[Systolic]

maybe he should.. ya know, TEST the html before he posts it on a high traffic website

Nonono...
Its changed several times... something screwy is going on.

[ARMZ]

Back to one.

[psims23]

maybe he should.. ya know, TEST the html before he posts it on a high traffic website

I wonder if Blair is getting that hot feeling on the back of his neck.. you know the one where you're like "OMG, I am royally fucking up right now"

[ARMZ]

What a pissa.

[Foamy]

He was obviously having problems formatting it how he likes it. Its all sorted now.

[Systolic]

I dunno... Its gone now...

WEEEIRD...

[0celot199]

SOMEONE HACKED TOOLBAND!


obviously.

[TheRuleOfThree]

This is hilarious and awesome in so many ways.

It's about time.

[One Dark Flame]

www.toolband.com GO!

Latest news: 10 Mar 06

TRACK LISTINGS FOR 10,000 DAYS
Here's the track listing for the new TOOL ALBUM entitled 10,000 DAYS

offically set to be released on MAY 2nd, 2006.

Vicarious
Jambi
Wings For Marie (Pt 1)
10,000 Days (Wings Pt 2)
The Pot
Lipan Conjuring
Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann)
Rosetta Stoned
Intension
Right In Two
Viginti Tres



Is this a test??

[Foamy]

Is this a test??
It has to be, otherwise I cant go on.













Sorry.

[Systolic]

SOMEONE HACKED TOOLBAND!


obviously.


Thats what I thought as at first too honestly.

[ARMZ]

Blair just posted:

no joke
that's it right from the horse's mouth...
xoxo
B

[psims23]

So.. assuming these are real.. who likes em? who doesn't? I think they're.. interesting..

[bozziodrummer000]

It has to be, otherwise I cant go on.













Sorry.
lmfao thats wat i was just about to post...ass

[TheRuleOfThree]

Edit: Never mind, someone already posted it.

[Archetypically]

Cool...

[Systolic]

I think its real now.

I like the names.. interesting to say the least.

[Foamy]

So.. assuming these are real.. who likes em? who doesn't? I think they're.. interesting..
I love it. Im so pumped now.

[Archetypically]

I think it's funny how for like years people bitched about how blair never posts anything of any relevance, but when he finally does, nobody believes him. Fucking Tools.

[Ryan]

Blair just posted:

no joke
that's it right from the horse's mouth...
xoxo
B

he typed B. not BMB.

fake.

[Foamy]

he typed B. not BMB.

fake.
He's busy. He signed his last news post as B aswell.

[psims23]

Anybody know what the fuck a Jambi is?

[One Dark Flame]

It has to be, otherwise I cant go on.













Sorry.
Draining Patience....

[svet-am]

noting that both the 10,000 DAYS title post and the tracklisting post are both done in the color red, I did a quick Google search to find out what the various meanings of that color are. I found a good About.Com page listed here:

http://desktoppub.about.com/cs/colorselection/p/red.htm

Note that one of the connotations for the color red is:

Red herring - something that deceives or distracts attention from the truth

I wonder if that's TOOL's way of letting the inquisitive know that the album title and the tracklisting are fake?

[Ryan]

Anybody know what the fuck a Jambi is?

kinda like bambi, but not.

[One Dark Flame]

It has to be, otherwise I cant go on.













Sorry.
I don't know how you knew that's what I was thinking. It could have been a legit question, good catch man!!

[0celot199]

Anybody know what the fuck a Jambi is?


I'm sure you'll see posts from 10,000 different fuckwits analyzing the shit out of it soon enough.

[Foamy]

noting that both the 10,000 DAYS title post and the tracklisting post are both done in the color red, I did a quick Google search to find out what the various meanings of that color are. I found a good About.Com page listed here:

http://desktoppub.about.com/cs/colorselection/p/red.htm

Note that one of the connotations for the color red is:

Red herring - something that deceives or distracts attention from the truth

I wonder if that's TOOL's way of letting the inquisitive know that the album title and the tracklisting are fake?
Youre reading too much into it. Red makes it stand out a lot more.

[Ryan]

seriously though,

fake.

[One Dark Flame]

lmfao thats wat i was just about to post...ass
You can join in also!!

[psims23]

seriously though,

fake.

How much of an asshat are you gonna feel like when the album comes out and these track names are on the back?

[monksvsfatkids]

jambi's an indonesian province, so says google

[Ryan]

How much of an asshat are you gonna feel like when the album comes out and these track names are on the back?

not as much of an asshat as those people who believed maynard really found jesus.

[ATARI]

hope Blair doesnt get fired over this

..

[etaipo]

I'm sure you'll see posts from 10,000 different fuckwits analyzing the shit out of it soon enough.

I have already posted. I dont know if no one sawe it or if no one cares but...

Jambi? JAMbi? Sounds...

[Khadgar346]

mmmmm Jambi Juice

[psims23]

mmmmm Jambi Juice

haha

[One Dark Flame]

Seriously through I don't like these titles.

[ATARI]

Jabmourie

[ATARI]

the title 'the pot' made me laugh

[Archetypically]

Seriously through I don't like these titles.
seriously though, nobody cares.

[ATARI]

on the brightside

[Ryan]

Seriously through I don't like these titles.

seriously though, it's fake.

"HERE'S TOOL WITH TEH BRAND NEW SINGEL THE POT!1111"

coupled with this piece of shit (http://toolshed.down.net/pix/10kdayssoon.jpg), blair's vagueness, and the countless other times tool have pulled stunts that everyone fell for, what more evidence do you people need?

[Systolic]

GAH JUST ACCEPT THE FUCKING TITLES PEOPLE!!!

IF ITS FAKE THEN LET THEM SUCK EACH OTHERS DICKS ABOUT IT!

THERE'S YOUR SOUGHT AFTER TRACKLIST!

[STA]

I hope Wings For Marie is real. That name makes me really happy.

[ATARI]

poopy the clown anyone?

[Systolic]

I hope Wings For Marie is real. That name makes me really happy.


Sounds like a fucking Tampax advertisement...

[ATARI]

seriously though, it's fake.

"HERE'S TOOL WITH TEH BRAND NEW SINGEL THE POT!1111"

coupled with this piece of shit (http://toolshed.down.net/pix/10kdayssoon.jpg), blair's vagueness, and the countless other times tool have pulled stunts that everyone fell for, what more evidence do you people need?

haha you got owned by hotlinking

[bozziodrummer000]

holy shit i just realized that 'the pot' backwards is topeht.... <<<real album title

[Archetypically]

Sounds like a fucking Tampax advertisement...
ha!

[Systolic]

holy shit i just realized that 'the pot' backwards is topeht.... <<<real album title

LOL

What?

[One Dark Flame]

seriously though, nobody cares.
I am stating my opinion this is still the USA Isn't it??

[ATARI]

holy shit i just realized that 'the pot' backwards is topeht.... <<<real album title


this dude know's what's up

[pris0n]

Close to a month and a hlaf away to new tool. Sounds wierd saying that.

[dragonlink2]

Album Titles...


Vicarious:
to take a place of another as a substitution.
or occurring in an abnormal part of the body instead of the usual site involved in that function; "vicarious menstruation"

Jambi:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jambi
best I got..

Wings for Marie Pt 1:
who knows

10000 days:
....

The Pot:
weed?

Lipan Conjuring:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipan
NATIVE SPEECH

Lost Keys (blame Hofmann):
acid?

Rosetta Stoned:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosetta_stone
I got nothing..

Intension:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intension

Right in Two:
no clue..

Viginti Tres:
23 in latin

[Foamy]

Happy 1,000th post, ATARI!

[pris0n]

Wings for Marie Pt 1:
who knows

Isn't Marie the name of Maynard's late mother?

What a good son, to name a song in honor of her.

[ATARI]

Happy 1,000th post, ATARI!
I AM SPECIAL

[Foamy]

Isn't Marie the name of Maynard's late mother?

What a good son, to name a song in honor of her.
That was Judith.

[dragonlink2]

Isn't Marie the name of Maynard's late mother?

What a good son, to name a song in honor of her.

is that sarcasm? I'm pretty sure her name was Judith...

[pris0n]

That was Judith.

Oh yeah, judith marie keenan though.

is that sarcasm? I'm pretty sure her name was Judith...

No, im serious.

[ARMZ]

Look it's all vacarious while your in ya Jambi jams I'm watching Wings with Marie but alas it took me 10000 days to get the pot I wanted and my lipan conjuring dried out along the way and then I fucking lost my keys, yea Blame Hofmann, but it was cool cause me and Rosetta got stoned and then there was a bit of intension as I wondered what hole to stick it in so I tried Right in two and she lost her viginiti tree.

Good night everybody.

[ATARI]

oh shit you people are posting fast

[dragonlink2]

Look it's all vacarious while your in ya Jambi jams I'm watching Wings with Marie but alas it took me 10000 days to get the pot I wanted and my lipan conjuring dried out along the way and then I fucking lost my keys, yea Blame Hofmann, but it was cool cause me and Rosetta got stoned and then there was a bit of intension as I wondered what hole to stick it in so I tried Right in two and she lost her viginiti tree.

Good night everybody.

i love you

[Foamy]

Oh yeah, judith marie keenan though.



No, im serious.
JMK. Freaky.

[STA]

Sounds like a fucking Tampax advertisement...

Wings For Marie still makes me happy.

[One Dark Flame]

seriously though, it's fake.

"HERE'S TOOL WITH TEH BRAND NEW SINGEL THE POT!1111"

coupled with this piece of shit (http://toolshed.down.net/pix/10kdayssoon.jpg), blair's vagueness, and the countless other times tool have pulled stunts that everyone fell for, what more evidence do you people need?
I keep wondering if this is fake just like you are. But than I keep asking how long would they let this go. Answer probaly till after April Fools so we'll have to keep wondering until than.

[bozziodrummer000]

so I tried Right in two and she lost her viginiti tree.

Good night everybody.
.... ::erection::

[Goldfoot]

If these are the real titles, I think they are pretty good

And if they're not real are the titles suddenly gonna be lame?

[dragonlink2]

JMK. Freaky.

Maynard was once James Maynard Keenan.. weird

[Ryan]

Look it's all vacarious while your in ya Jambi jams I'm watching Wings with Marie but alas it took me 10000 days to get the pot I wanted and my lipan conjuring dried out along the way and then I fucking lost my keys, yea Blame Hofmann, but it was cool cause me and Rosetta got stoned and then there was a bit of intension as I wondered what hole to stick it in so I tried Right in two and she lost her viginiti tree.

Good night everybody.

LOL

[ATARI]

JMK. Freaky.

Maybe he choose those initials (putting maynard first) in honor of his mom or something like that


(sentimental value)

[One Dark Flame]

lol. I can't see how anyone can still think the album is named 10,000 Days after this hilarious tracklisting. This is as pathetic as when people actually believed that Maybard had turned Christian last April. Don't tell me that people didn't actually buy into it, there's a shit load of posts on this board that prove otherwise. How many times will you knitwits fall for the same tricks. They did this last time, just like they pull pranks every April.
It's currently March.

[Bogart]

Maynard was once James Maynard Keenan.. weird

and was also herbert james keenan

[Foamy]

Maybe he choose those initials (putting maynard first) in honor of his mom or something like that


(sentimental value)
Im sure theres a roman in Life of Brian called Maynard. I assumed he got the name from him.

[Systolic]

Maynard was once James Maynard Keenan.. weird


Wrong...

He was James Hubert Keenan.

pwnt

[One Dark Flame]

Isn't Marie the name of Maynard's late mother?

What a good son, to name a song in honor of her.
It's acually "Judith" like the APC Song.

[psims23]

Wouldn't that be funny if they posted the real album/track titles on April 1st? Ppl would have a field day! BTW, I still think they're real and awesome

[dragonlink2]

Wrong...

He was James Hubert Keenan.

pwnt

Herbert, but yes.. I am pwnd

[Melkari]

I lean towards another prank as well.

The Pot is the kicker. In no context can it be taken seriously. All I can think of is them just putting recording equipment in a gas station restroom.

[One Dark Flame]

I'm talking about how they released fake album names and tracklisting before Lateralus.
I gotch dude just giving you a hard time. :()

[Goldfoot]

it also happens when they come out with new albums.


What happens? Them lying about the tracklist? That happened, what, once?

[STA]

Dude. Read the fucking thread. That was already discussed, established, and then talked to death on the last page.

stop bumping old threads like this

[dragonlink2]

*crosses fingers and hopes toolnavy doesn't die again due to traffic*

[One Dark Flame]

Dude. Read the fucking thread. That was already discussed, established, and then talked to death on the last page.
Easy man, I don't know if you noticed but were all posting really fast so it's gonna keep happening.

[One Dark Flame]

Yeah, that and Rosetta Stoned. That is laughable. My girlfriend's cat is named Rosetta Stone. Maybe the song is about translating alien code from her DNA so we can dicpher the name of the new album. LOLZ ROTFLMAO GTFOOMA!!!!1111

fuck,
You don't have to pretend you have a Girlfriend for us we don't care about that stuff. :()

[Systolic]

This is the lamest thing I have ever seen.

[One Dark Flame]

it also happens when they come out with new albums.
I realize that, see above post.

[psims23]

Tool still doesn't have a self-titled album...

[bozziodrummer000]

they have a self titled ep or demo or something dont they?

[Bogart]

I can't wait to hear The Pot

[Systolic]

Tool still doesn't have a self-titled album...

Because theyre not going to have the song "Tool" on the album "Tool" by the band "Tool".

[psims23]

they have a self titled ep or demo or something dont they?


news to me

[Foamy]

Not every band has to have a self titled album.

[Ryan]

news to me

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tool_%28album%29

[Systolic]

they have a self titled ep or demo or something dont they?


Yes with Jerk off And Flood on it.

[Madklikor]

I don't know if someone has posted about this :

Intension : Remember this line from Andy's review about track 8 : "Shades of the more ‘moody’ Lateralus tracks again. Reflection. Disposition." Disposition -> Reflection -> Intension?

Lipan Conjuring is probably Maynard becoming a Native American.

Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann)/Rosetta Stoned is the 14'45 song? It could be, considering both titles refer to drugs.

Some titles are cool, others are really strange, and there are too much drugs references... Seems fake, but who knows.

[InertUniformity]

lol. I can't see how anyone can still think the album is named 10,000 Days after this hilarious tracklisting. This is as pathetic as when people actually believed that Maybard had turned Christian last April. Don't tell me that people didn't actually buy into it, there's a shit load of posts on this board that prove otherwise. How many times will you knitwits fall for the same tricks. They did this last time, just like they pull pranks every April.



I AGREE

i was ready to buy into 10,000 days now im off the boat.

this is just stupid.

give us real info

[STA]

Lost in all of this, perhaps, is that it really does look as though the album will be released on 2 May. That, at least, is good news.

[Psychedelic_warrior]

So.. assuming these are real.. who likes em? who doesn't? I think they're.. interesting..

i love them! cant wait

[ATARI]

nope

May 2 is an april fool's joke too obviously

[Systolic]

I swear to God if I knew all of you I would string you all up by your nuts in your sleep and rip your foreskin off with a pickaxe....

[psims23]

I don't know if someone has posted about this :

Intension : Remember this line from Andy's review about track 8 : "Shades of the more ‘moody’ Lateralus tracks again. Reflection. Disposition." Disposition -> Reflection -> Intension?

Lipan Conjuring is probably Maynard becoming a Native American.

Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann)/Rosetta Stoned is the 14'45 song? It could be, considering both titles refer to drugs.

Some titles are cool, others are really strange, and there are too much drugs references...


To me, and I could be wrong, but I think Rosetta Stoned refers to the act of actually being stoned, as in rocks being pelted at you, not as in the reefer, but who knows

[One Dark Flame]

Ouch. I got MEGAPWNDD!!!!111 Holy crap, I think I'm on fire from all the flames... . . . GET IT? FLAMES!!!!

LOLZ. omgfgodsuyvkjh!!1@ sd

Damn the interweb is harsh.

fuck,
Did I impress you?? :()

[ATARI]

This thread is growing just as fast as that radio station one

[One Dark Flame]

stfu n00b
Now your talking to yourself??

[Systolic]

This thread is growing just as fast as that radio station one

.

And growing equally as worthless.

[Goldfoot]

No, they released a couple of fake tracklistings for Lateralus actually.

Ok, but my point is they did it for one album, so that doesn't mean they will do it this time.

[Bogart]

These are not the titles

[Madklikor]

To me, and I could be wrong, but I think Rosetta Stoned refers to the act of actually being stoned, as in rocks being pelted at you, not as in the reefer, but who knows

It's obviously a play on words. Rosetta stone/stoned -> getting knowledge via drugs or the state of being stoned.

Without the three titles with possible drugs references (the pot, Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann), Rosetta Stoned), this tracklist would be pretty convincing.

[Foamy]

These are not the titles
Well Im glad you cleared that up for us. Whats next?

[Systolic]

Yeah Tool has definitely never seemed so drug oriented in their song titles.. I'll merit that as a valid point.

[InertUniformity]

ugh i feel sick...

I choose to believe that these are NOT the titles... I could deal with 10,000 Days but this is a little too much.

I just have this terrible feeling that this prank is more elaborate than we even know - in other words I fear that if this is a hoax we won't know the truth until late april or something preposterous like that.

I really hope the truth comes out soon - this makes me sad.

[fripptronic]

"In 1858 the Dutch, apparently concerned over the risk of competition for control from other foreign powers, invaded Jambi with a force from Batavia. They met little resistance, and Sultan Taha fled to the upriver, inland regions of Jambi. The Dutch installed a puppet ruler, Nazarudin, in the lower region, which included the capital city."

yep it's political.

fuck. yeah.

[InertUniformity]

"In 1858 the Dutch, apparently concerned over the risk of competition for control from other foreign powers, invaded Jambi with a force from Batavia. They met little resistance, and Sultan Taha fled to the upriver, inland regions of Jambi. The Dutch installed a puppet ruler, Nazarudin, in the lower region, which included the capital city."

yep it's political.

fuck. yeah.




welllll....yah.

of course?

[Fap]

I had a weird feeling Lost Keys would be the track before Rosetta. Must be a combo track like parabol/a.

[Cid]

Because theyre not going to have the song "Tool" on the album "Tool" by the band "Tool".

that would have to be the greatest song ever and they don't feel like they've made that yet. until then, no self titled album.

[Cid]

I had a weird feeling Lost Keys would be the track before Rosetta. Must be a combo track like parabol/a.

would be a long combo track...isn't LK (Lost Keys) supposed to be the 18 minute long song?

[Ertai]

i cant believe u guys believe this shit...now they are copying pink floyd... lol

anyone that believes 10,000days or the trackslisting after blairs post... is no longer a dumbass but a complete dumbass

[Fap]

would be a long combo track...isn't LK (Lost Keys) supposed to be the 18 minute long song?

If memory serves me right, you're correct about that.

[Ertai]

this does prove one this....11 tracks

[Goldfoot]

How are they copying Pink Floyd? Because they have a two part song with "wings" in the title?

[Madklikor]

would be a long combo track...isn't LK (Lost Keys) supposed to be the 18 minute long song?

From the review, I would guess :

Vicarious 7'30
Jambi 7'12
Wings For Marie (Pt 1) / 10,000 Days (Wings Pt 2) 16'46
The Pot 6'11
Lipan Conjuring 1'
Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann) / Rosetta Stoned 14'45
Intension 6'44
Right In Two 9'04
Viginti Tres ??

Lk has changed title, and anyway Blair said it could be 15 or 18 when he talked about it...

But hey, it might all be fake.

[disaxiom]

now i really don't believe the 10,000 days thing

[Ganjalf]

i say its fake now.. wings pt 2? reminds me of pink floyds animals

[InertUniformity]

i cant believe u guys believe this shit...now they are copying pink floyd... lol

anyone that believes 10,000days or the trackslisting after blairs post... is no longer a dumbass but a complete dumbass



Its weird cuz its just so stale to do the fake tracklist thing for 2 albums in a row. That- and c'mon now guys- seriously...these titles SEEM to be a little bit silly (Wings For Marie?!!). I cant see these songs as being Tool songs (granted i dont know jack shit).

BUT PLEASE!!!!:

Can somebody out there assure me that these arent real?

[immyowndamngod]

nope

May 2 is an april fool's joke too obviously

it can't be.... go check out amazon.com......... the name of the album and tracks may be fake....... but at least we know the release date is may 2nd..... and i think we really don't need to know the name of the album or the tracks...... the music on it is really what matters in the end isn't it?

[bozziodrummer000]

the music on it is really what matters in the end isn't it?

no

[InertUniformity]

NOTE:

this is not the manner that we learned of the Lateralus tracklist.

this IS the manner we learned of the Systema tracklist.

[Systolic]

WOW


Yeah man you missed it all :)

[Cid]

From the review, I would guess :

Vicarious 7'30
Jambi 7'12
Wings For Marie (Pt 1) / 10,000 Days (Wings Pt 2) 16'46
The Pot 6'11
Lipan Conjuring 1'
Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann) / Rosetta Stoned 14'45
Intension 6'44
Right In Two 9'04
Viginti Tres ??

Lk has changed title, and anyway Blair said it could be 15 or 18 when he talked about it...

But hey, it might all be fake.

if LK really changed, then this is fake. who knows though. didn't that guy that reviewed the album say track 5 would be the single most likely....single called "The Pot"...HAHA

[Goldfoot]

NOTE:

this is not the manner that we learned of the Lateralus tracklist.

this IS the manner we learned of the Systema tracklist.

How did we learn the Lateralus tracklist then? I mean, for me, I bought the CD. I never knew about this place. I wish it were the same this time.

[fripptronic]

anyone that believes 10,000days or the trackslisting after blairs post... is no longer a dumbass but a complete dumbass

strong words from the weak willed.
the great big hoax people is that there is no hoax. double negative?

and to reiterate what i've previously posted, i could care less if this is a real list or not. but purely for the sake of taking a piss on all these righteous naysayers, i hope it's real. for this reason alone i want to believe it.

[InertUniformity]

How did we learn the Lateralus tracklist then? I mean, for me, I bought the CD. I never knew about this place. I wish it were the same this time.



actually to be honest I wasnt there either...


for lateralus we got this link to a cool page that had the titles and some distorted pics and stuff

[One Dark Flame]

it can't be.... go check out amazon.com......... the name of the album and tracks may be fake....... but at least we know the release date is may 2nd..... and i think we really don't need to know the name of the album or the tracks...... the music on it is really what matters in the end isn't it?
However all of Tool's albums have had awesome album titles and tracklistings and they've all been amazing, so by theory since this album title is just decent and the tracklisting is awful we might get a bizzaro amazing album. :()

[bozziodrummer000]

bizzaro

^^new album title

[InertUniformity]

was this already posted here? I appologize if im just repeating shit...my heads spinning now...sorry guys...this is distortiononline

03/10/06 09:13 PM
- Posted today:
Here's the track listing for the new TOOL ALBUM entitled 10,000 DAYS set to be released on MAY 2nd, 2006.

Vicarious
Jambi
Wings For Marie (Pt 1)
10,000 Days (Wings Pt 2)
The Pot
Lipan Conjuring
Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann)
Rosetta Stoned
Intension
Right In Two
Viginti Tres

This is from Toolarmy.com

Can we assume this is fact?
Or maybe another "Systema Encephale" gag?
A good friend, Fizzmatix pointed out that Blair (BMB) did not sign the end of this piece of news like everything else. Does this mean anything?

-Calming

[One Dark Flame]

^^new album title
You and I are both geniussessesse? I found the album titile name and you realized I found it!! Pure Geniususesesesees.....??

[bozziodrummer000]

you are but a product of my intellectual prowess...teheheeheeheh

[bozziodrummer000]

where the pot like a crown...of negativity

[Ganjalf]

im not believing shit until i touch the nice plastic cover of the cd case and read the title names on the back or in the booklet

[bozziodrummer000]

LOL that came together nicely

[just simulacra]

If you believe this, you're smart.

[magnolia]

Rosetta Stoned... sounds like TOOL hates Intel iMac's.

[Ryan]

actually to be honest I wasnt there either...


for lateralus we got this link to a cool page that had the titles and some distorted pics and stuff

yeah -

http://www.toolband.com/news/song_title.html

[kyyuulle]

hahaha so fake.

[dresnu]

http://www.esl.net/rosetta_stone.html
http://www.rosettastone.com/

[/V\agina]

Why do people have to pretend like they some how know whether or not these are the track titles? People are saying, "These are fake" while providing no actual evidence, just speculation.

Nobody fucking knows at this point whether the shit we're being fed is real or not. Until we find out, I suggest we all stop posting as though we are the authority on all things tool. Nobody besides the band knows what musical direction they'll be going in on this new record or any future records.

First they're copying disturbed, now pink floyd.... They're aren't copying anyone unless they release a new album entitled 10,000 fists with the same track listings as the disturbed album.

If these are fake, then whoever came up with the idea probably had a good reason to do it. If not, then cool, we have some real info. I don't really effing care what the songs are called.

Has anyone considered that whole decoy album thing? and, has anyone checked to see if the track titles are registered?

[5th Eye]

HOLY F!!!

Okay. Toolgasm is over. Lasted maybe 10 seconds.

[just simulacra]

First they're copying disturbed, now pink floyd.... They're aren't copying anyone unless they release a new album entitled 10,000 fists with the same track listings as the disturbed album.


They're copying Tool'2001 with this disinformation game.

[kyyuulle]

hey...just let it go, these are fake

and if they're not then they are lame.

tool is not lame

ever.

end of story

[InertUniformity]

Why do people have to pretend like they some how know whether or not these are the track titles? People are saying, "These are fake" while providing no actual evidence, just speculation.

Nobody fucking knows at this point whether the shit we're being fed is real or not. Until we find out, I suggest we all stop posting as though we are the authority on all things tool. Nobody besides the band knows what musical direction they'll be going in on this new record or any future records.

First they're copying disturbed, now pink floyd.... They're aren't copying anyone unless they release a new album entitled 10,000 fists with the same track listings as the disturbed album.

If these are fake, then whoever came up with the idea probably had a good reason to do it. If not, then cool, we have some real info. I don't really effing care what the songs are called.

Has anyone considered that whole decoy album thing? and, has anyone checked to see if the track titles are registered?



Man...I hear you.

And I've been pushing this message for the last week in all the '10,000 Days' threads.

But I've come to realize that a lot of us here have been waiting half a decade for this stupid album to come out - and these are some crazy times. I think its understood that no one knows jack shit- I know i dont - if somebody here does know anything it doesnt matter unless they can prove it - and they ususally dont.

I'm not saying I know anything...but ill say this... all that matters IS the music...HOWEVER I will be dissapointed if it turns out that I waited 5 years for "Wings for Marie"

it just doesnt add up IMO

[TheRuleOfThree]

Why do people have to pretend like they some how know whether or not these are the track titles? People are saying, "These are fake" while providing no actual evidence, just speculation.

Nobody fucking knows at this point whether the shit we're being fed is real or not. Until we find out, I suggest we all stop posting as though we are the authority on all things tool. Nobody besides the band knows what musical direction they'll be going in on this new record or any future records.

First they're copying disturbed, now pink floyd.... They're aren't copying anyone unless they release a new album entitled 10,000 fists with the same track listings as the disturbed album.

If these are fake, then whoever came up with the idea probably had a good reason to do it. If not, then cool, we have some real info. I don't really effing care what the songs are called.

Has anyone considered that whole decoy album thing? and, has anyone checked to see if the track titles are registered?


I agree with most of this. But I think what is going on is a bit larger.

It seems there's a constant competition on this board on who is more in tune with what Tool is doing and preaching. There are people on here who would follow this band off a bridge, the whole time screaming "Think for yourself! Question Authority!" while there are others who are convinced that any news they read on the main page is a fake like previous fakes the band has posted, and that anyone who believes them to be true is an idiot and doesn't know Tool the way they do.

The fact is, no one has any proof that this is fake except for past occurances when the band has announced fake titles and track listings. Of course, those were immediately recognizable as fake ("Bethlehem Abortion Clinic.") A few of these titles seem very odd, while others seem very believable, which I personally take as a sign of the tracklisting's authenticity. After all, "Aenima" did have some odd titles ("Message to Harry Manback," "jimmy," "Hooker With a Penis," "H"). I think it would be a mistake to take "Lateralus" as a blueprint for the way this album should be titled and structured.

Let's be honest with ourselves. "10,000 Days" seems like a probability at this point, since there are multiple sources who have confirmed it. And let's realize that those sources, including Billboard, eyechakra, and Kabir himself, are all well aware of the shenanigans the band plays every now and again, so chances are they are hearing these reports from other reliable sources (record outlets, label sources, etc.). This track listing seems odd, yet could very much be the true tracklisting. Let's wait for more info, of course, but for now, just chill out.

[One Dark Flame]

you are but a product of my intellectual prowess...teheheeheeheh
It's talk like that that keeps me sticking around!!

[BatterY316]

the pot and the kettle?

[champion]

Honestly, it's too late into the process for them to release a fake now. I think it's legit. It really does sound right to me, and I think the album is going to be incredible, as always. Tool has the information embargo still going, and as long as they're the only ones with dibs on the new album, nobody will leak it out.

[Dianoetic]

Alright people.. around April 1st tool will admit that this is the fake tracklisting as half of you expect, then release what they claim to be the real tracklist.. which is infact a fake and this current one proves to be the real one. Eat my piss.

[InertUniformity]

say it aint so.

[/V\agina]

it aint so.

[InertUniformity]

it aint so.



:)


thank you.

[Bogart]

This is the decoy album name and tracklisting...

[EasilySeenCircularProblem]

anyone have the fake tracklisting for lateralus? i'm just curious to see it/the album name.

[Ryan]

anyone have the fake tracklisting for lateralus? i'm just curious to see it/the album name.

[01/12/01] - Yesterday (my 26th birthday), the Official Site reported a title and tracklist for the new album. The album is apparently called "Systema Encéphale" and features 12 tracks: "Malfeasance, U.V.R., Numbereft, Encephatalis, Musick, Coeliacus, Pain Canal, Lactation, Smyrma, Riverchrist." Whether this is real, or another "we read the Joyful Guide to Lachrymology while recording Ænima in eight days in France", is not yet clear. - "Salival" is apparently finally available in parts of Australia. I have no idea where you can get it if you can't find it yourself; you're on your own. Good luck.

[InertUniformity]

riverchristtttttt


and THREE FAT BROWN FINGERS

[Ryan]

After information about its upcoming new album, supposedly titled
Systema Encephale, was posted on its official Web site on Monday
(allstar, Jan. 15), the band turned around and posted entirely
different information on Tuesday (Jan. 16).

Now, according to the site, the new album is called Evasion and will
include the following, obviously bogus
tracks: "Prescipissed," "Bindlecup," "Alcawhorlick," "Alcaharlot," "Bu
shwhacker," "Munge," "Poopy the Clown," "Gullabored," "Smell Me,"
and "Buzz's Revenge." No explanation was given, and the band's
management company knows nada.

[dissonance19]

didn't the newsletter say one track was changed to something that started with just an M? the one we think was L.K? The only M is Wings for Marie. And said nothing about 3 words.

[RacecaR123]

All I have to say is...if you notice the one title "Right in Two", that could be a clue...that maybe they'll tell the TRUTH the second time around...meaning...when the record comes out.

[Ryan]

anyone have the fake tracklisting for lateralus? i'm just curious to see it/the album name.

so, that's...

Systema Encéphale

Malfeasance
U.V.R.
Numbereft
Encephatalis
Musick
Coeliacus
Pain Canal
Lactation
Smyrma
Riverchrist

Evasion

Prescipissed
Bindlecup
Alcawhorlick
Alcaharlot
Bushwhacker
Munge
Poopy the Clown
Gullabored
Smell Me
Buzz's Revenge

[EasilySeenCircularProblem]

true. but for all the people saying the names are lame (and i'm not taking a stance either way at this point- but its fun to discuss)


"I’m afraid the guys have really thrown you a curve this time, as there are currently no song titles with decidedly ethereal names like “Aldaraian”, “Mandalic”, “Hyparxis”, etc. The new release is NOT Lateralus II, and the track listings reflect an altogether different mood...

...the actual track listings are far more – how should I put it – down to earth than “Laiad Kayenth”, “Paramnesia”, “Luminesce Kaon” and other ‘painted sepulchers, and any would-be ‘Cagliostros’ out there might want to factor this in (as opposed to using Lateralus as a template)..."

[One Dark Flame]

This is the decoy album name and tracklisting...
I was thinking about that also but I am now starting to wonder if that really is the official tracklisting.

[InertUniformity]

All I have to say is...if you notice the one title "Right in Two", that could be a clue...that maybe they'll tell the TRUTH the second time around...meaning...when the record comes out.



or meaning tommorow for christ sake

[Systolic]

I just cant help but notice the laughable Aldaraia "23" and 10,000 Days "Viginti Tres" connection.

[mike09]

Okay, well we know that Blair has read the Aldaraia tracklist. One of the tracks on there is called "23." The last song on the supposed real tracklist of 10,000 Days is latin for 23. I'm sorry, maybe I'm missing something, but how can anyone believe this tracklist even after seeing just that song title?

[Systolic]

Okay, well we know that Blair has read the Aldaraia tracklist. One of the tracks on there is called "23." The last song on the supposed real tracklist of 10,000 Days is latin for 23. I'm sorry, maybe I'm missing something, but how can anyone believe this tracklist even after seeing just that song title?

Umm? pwnt? Didnt I just say that?

[InertUniformity]

Okay, well we know that Blair has read the Aldaraia tracklist. One of the tracks on there is called "23." The last song on the supposed real tracklist of 10,000 Days is latin for 23. I'm sorry, maybe I'm missing something, but how can anyone believe this tracklist even after seeing just that song title?



nice...i just sighed a sigh of relief


this is good evidence that this list is bogus

not proof of course but i feel better now

[mike09]

Umm? pwnt? Didnt I just say that?

We posted it at the same time.

[Systolic]

nice...i just sighed a sigh of relief


this is good evidence that this list is bogus

not proof of course but i feel better now

Hey dont give him credit for that! I said it first!!

[Systolic]

maybe it was an awesome guess?


I doubt it. Thats a bit much.......

[One Dark Flame]

Umm? pwnt? Didnt I just say that?
Actually if you go back and look you both posted at the exact same minute.

[mike09]

thats some hell of a guess

[One Dark Flame]

thats some hell of a guess
WE sit on this board everyday and guess or some of us "makeup" tracklistings maybe someone did get one right??

[InertUniformity]

damnit, ignore this



Ignore what? This tracklist? Just say the word...I'll forget it ever got posted.

[mike09]

WE sit on this board everyday and guess or some of us "makeup" tracklistings maybe someone did get one right??

or maybe not

[Systolic]

WE sit on this board everyday and guess or some of us "makeup" tracklistings maybe someone did get one right??


Come ON!

Theres an infinite amout of numbers out there!

Out of all of them... 23......
Yeah right.

Now if they had come out around the same time.. maybe.. but Aldaraia, for a while, was almost thought to be real... Give me a BREAK.

Besides? What the Hell does 23 have to do with anything anyway?

[One Dark Flame]

or maybe not
Or maybe??

[mike09]

Come ON!

Theres an infinite amout of numbers out there!

Out of all of them... 23......
Yeah right.

Now if they had come out around the same time.. maybe.. but Aldaraia, for a while, was almost thought to be real... Give me a BREAK.

Besides? What the Hell does 23 have to do with anything anyway?

Exactly.

[mike09]

Or maybe??

nah

[One Dark Flame]

Come ON!

Theres an infinite amout of numbers out there!

Out of all of them... 23......
Yeah right.

Now if they had come out around the same time.. maybe.. but Aldaraia, for a while, was almost thought to be real... Give me a BREAK.

Besides? What the Hell does 23 have to do with anything anyway?
Look dude I'm trying to be a pessimist for those of us who are unhappy with the tracklisting, I hope your right I really do but instead of just saying "what the hell does 23 have to do with anything" you should go back and look at the list there's quite a few on there I was wondering the same thing about.

[One Dark Flame]

nah
I hope your right I really do.

[Bogart]

This thread is getting out of control

[mike09]

yup

[MentalSanityOff]

Rosetta Stoned

I wouldnt rule out the possibility of a fake track listing at all

[Systolic]

As if we havent had enough out of control threads already....

[Agent of Truth]

Come ON!

Theres an infinite amout of numbers out there!

Out of all of them... 23......
Yeah right.

Now if they had come out around the same time.. maybe.. but Aldaraia, for a while, was almost thought to be real... Give me a BREAK.

Besides? What the Hell does 23 have to do with anything anyway?

23, the number of chromosome pairs we have?
(like half of 46)

[thautis]

23&1

[5th Eye]

are just ahead of me?

doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doodoo doo doodoo...

[Wretched]

I'll buy this album.

[StoneyB]

I really don't know a lot about how the leaking process happens, but if I'm correct, wouldn't songs have already been leaked if 10,000 days were the actual title? If not, wouldn't tracks definitely leak after releasing the actual track listing? I think it really doesn't matter either way. I am confident that this is going to be a great album. Given a while after the album is released, everyone is going to look back and think of how much all this speculation and rumor and "Toolishness" has has really made us that much more eager for the album. I think it's also been a lot of fun, IMO.

[Systolic]

Half my shadow is shedding it's skin, and half my scab is stuck to my... skin

I'm halfway down digging through the first layer of muscles for part of a clue


never mind

Good try, man.

[gl0tch]

Okay, well we know that Blair has read the Aldaraia tracklist. One of the tracks on there is called "23." The last song on the supposed real tracklist of 10,000 Days is latin for 23. I'm sorry, maybe I'm missing something, but how can anyone believe this tracklist even after seeing just that song title?

I think this is the most insightful evidence to the falsity of 10,000 Days presented to date.

Just because they faked it in the past doesnt mean they CANT do it again. With all due respect, when we say "they" don't we mean Blair the webmaster, ultimately? I'm sure the actual band doesnt give a fuck about every little nonsensical birthday post he comes up with. Chances are they gave him the green light to be the Loki-esque ordained mind minister that he is and this is just another Crowleyian experiment of Will at our expense. Why? Because.

[mike09]

to be fair, systolic posted a similar post at the same time as me. give him some credit, so long as you give me more

[mike09]

Plus, isn't there a press embargo 'till mid-April? Why would they release the information now?

[gl0tch]

And the title of the post says Track ListingS, not singluar. Does that mean there will be more lists?

[mike09]

maybe. you have to take into consideration the fact that Blair is a raging alcoholic, so his english may not always be great

[gl0tch]

what are the odds Blair released the Aldaria list too?

[StoneyB]

I really don't know a lot about how the leaking process happens, but if I'm correct, wouldn't songs have already been leaked if 10,000 days were the actual title? If not, wouldn't tracks definitely leak after releasing the actual track listing? I think it really doesn't matter either way. I am confident that this is going to be a great album. Given a while after the album is released, everyone is going to look back and think of how much all this speculation and rumor and "Toolishness" has has really made us that much more eager for the album. I think it's also been a lot of fun, IMO.

[mike09]

Didn't he write a book?

doesnt everyone?

[immyowndamngod]

doesnt everyone?
no :)

[mike09]

yes!

[Cid]

hahaha...i found a torrent on mininova called "10,000 Days" already....i'm getting it, but i'm sure it's fake.

[mike09]

when you download music, you download communism

[Cid]

when you download music, you download communism

viva la bit torrent