FAKE [NEW TOOL SINGLE!!!!!!!!!]

[pryingopenmy3rdeye]

how many posts do you all think yall have gotten out of this one thread?

[grime_z]

This shoulda been dead a while ago... and where did that original poster go?!

[TurdEye13]

cmon! we can get there

[Ganjalf]

this one big step for us one giant step for mankind

i just butchered what he said oh well

[THE JESUS]

turn of sublime and play more fallout boyee!!!

[Foamy]

I <3 clarrityinwithdrawl

[InterBeing462]

What band is this?

You have never heard Sublime?

[ATARI]

on the brightside, it definatley shows how guillible this entire forum is

[(-) Thoth]

quick back on topic

TEH NEW TOOL SINGLE ROX
What he said ^

[clarity.]

how many posts do you all think yall have gotten out of this one thread?

10 at most

[eulogy508]

yeah!

[martyr]

wow

[sleaz1]

Kroq will be the first to play new Tool. That is all i have to say.

[LP|Stang]

I will be 20

[ATARI]

dammit i missed it

[Ganjalf]

20 pages woo

[(-) Thoth]

OK, time to jerk off.

[zac]

these 5 that dont suck are gonna suck

[Madklikor]

What will happen when the actual single will be out there?

[clarity.]

almost was me

[mike09]

like I said...LP Stang needs to die. now.

[LP|Stang]

Noooooooooooooooooo!

- ?

[eulogy508]

Noooooooooooooooooo!

- ?
yessssss

[InterBeing462]

If we all call in, one of us is bound to be the #20 caller...if I understood what she said right.

[Ganjalf]

these 5 that dont suck are gonna suck

i agree

[pryingopenmy3rdeye]

this songs fuckin sucks

[symbiosis]

You have never heard Sublime?

I heard the song before, I just needed to know the name of the band so that I can make it more clear that they blow.

[ATARI]

-10 HP

[grime_z]

5 songs that don't suck... but rather inhale vigorously...

[LP|Stang]

like I said...LP Stang needs to die. now.
Don't think you're special for thinking that. You're a nobody, you'll be gone in a month, fuckstick.

[InterBeing462]

I heard the song before, I just needed to know the name of the band so that I can make it more clear that they blow.
Heh.

[zac]

I dont even know the number to the buzz and i bet she just said it......

[clarity.]

you guys are STILL listening?

[ATARI]

woah

[pryingopenmy3rdeye]

If we all call in, one of us is bound to be the #20 caller...if I understood what she said right.
Be sure to mention you are from toolnavy

[LP|Stang]

TO THE NEW SINGLE?!

[symbiosis]

Don't think you're special for thinking that. You're a nobody, you'll be gone in a month, fuckstick.


Truth.

[Foamy]

you guys are STILL listening?
Im still recording.

[mike tyson]

Anyone fill me in on what goes on here?

[THE JESUS]

WOW THEY TOTALY RIPED OFF 105.7 THE POINT WIHT THE "5 SONGS THAT DONT SUCK"
105.7's IS "THE 5 SONGS THAT DO NOT SUCK
'
http://www.1057thepoint.com/index.aspx

[hanger25934]

TO THE NEW SINGLE?!
maynard sounds like a native american. fuck

[LP|Stang]

Hey Foamy!

[InterBeing462]

I'm fucking calling.

[clarity.]

well hopefully you guys won't be dissapointed

[(-) Thoth]

Anyone fill me in on what goes on here?
Good luck with that one.

[mike tyson]

someone just call, you pussies

[martyr]

foamy go to bed, u have work remember?!?!?!?

[LP|Stang]

maynard sounds like a native american. fuck
EWE TWICKED MEEE!!!!

[zac]

anyone found a working number to the buzz? and who has been listening for katt they are probably playing the whole new album right now

[Foamy]

Hey Foamy!
lo, son. Whats up?

[MoreTool]

-10 HP
hahahaha

[clarity.]

i'm native american i take offense

[TurdEye13]

20 down..........80 to go!!

[mike tyson]

gimme a number and i'll call so you can all shut up

[LP|Stang]

Don't try to church it up, don't you mean Dirt?

[Ganjalf]

new avatar ftw

[Foamy]

Hey Stang!

[maelstroms_child]

It has to be a promotional scam for the radio. Tool would never release a single before an album. This is all false advetising bullshit. AVERT YOUR GAZE...uh I mean, ears...

[InterBeing462]

gimme a number and i'll call so you can all shut up
We can't find a number.

[orange.juice]

20 down..........80 to go!!
.

[clarity.]

new avatar ftw

hahah

[hanger25934]

new avatar ftw
nice!

[LP|Stang]

"It's like I can sense everything for the first time, but by the way of getting there I have lost them."

[Valediction]

if we make it to 23, it'll be the same as one of the fake tracks

[pryingopenmy3rdeye]

who is the gay ass band playing now?

[zac]

It has to be a promotional scam for the radio. Tool would never release a single before an album. This is all false advetising bullshit. AVERT YOUR GAZE...uh I mean, ears...

before an album?? what do you mean?

[ATARI]

21 / 7 = 3




3/21/07

[LP|Stang]

The Abdul Band

[clarity.]

DOCTOR ROBERT

[mike tyson]

whats the link to this site?

[Foamy]

K im going now. Who wants to record?

[Ganjalf]

SINGING GOODBYE THIS TIME

[ATARI]

before an album?? what do you mean?

he means "i am suck

[LP|Stang]

whats the link to this site?
http://toolnavy.com/showthread.php?p=786265&posted=1#post786265

[zac]

whats the link to this site?

www.947thebuzz.com

[ATARI]

aren't you clever stang

[mike09]

It's really gonna' suck for those who haven't been on all day and then they come on tonight and see this thread. It's going to look so legit from the outside and so poor from the inside.

[mike tyson]

hey stang, go check out the thread in the bin that tyson started

[Ganjalf]

whats the link to this site?


www.947thebuzz.com

[LP|Stang]

Aren't I always?

[clarity.]

Nice Work, Stang!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/manoverboard5065/original_nicework.jpg

[TheRuleOfThree]

I just emailed her with a link to the thread and a request to clear it up on air so things maybe wouldn't be so chaotic. We'll see what happens, although I imagine they might just want to ride this out and hope that people keep listening just to hear it.

[reverend resistor]

this radio station = hella gay

[ATARI]

they'd be a fool to miss it

[LP|Stang]

hey stang, go check out the thread in the bin that tyson started
Which, there are many.

[ATARI]

Aren't I always?

true dat

[mike tyson]

Which, there are many.
Pic of the Week thing.. it's a goodie.

[LP|Stang]

Cha-ching!!

[hanger25934]

www.katt.com lets focus our attention on them. now get to hackin' tools. that single is in there somewhere.

[MoreTool]

405-840-5271

[mike tyson]

this thread will soon be bint

[InterBeing462]

This song fucking blows.

[LP|Stang]

Pic of the Week thing.. it's a goodie.
So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

[clarity.]

405-840-5271

^OMG KS'S PHONE NUMBER

[ATARI]

I call bob rock to the stand

[zac]

405-840-5271

not a working number

[mike tyson]

405-840-5271
quoted so its on the next page

[LP|Stang]

BOB ROCK! COME ON DOOWWWWN!

[InterBeing462]

You sure that number is right?

[Kalamazoo]

6/10

Tool - Scorpioplasm

[LP|Stang]

not a working number
Quoted for mike tyson so understand not to quote it on the next page.

[clarity.]

probably

[MoreTool]

that's the number i found on the buzz site

[InterBeing462]

What kind of shit-head posts a non-working number?

[Ganjalf]

this is the phone number for the katt if anyone wants to try it (405) 848-0100

[Kalamazoo]

Panera is the greatest bread rock band ever

[Foamy]

ATTENTION: Ive stopped recording to go to bed. Can somebody else take my place? Stang: I hope you die of face aids.

[clarity.]

6/10

Tool - Scorpioplasm

fuck yes!

[LP|Stang]

I think it's a 1-900 #.

[mike tyson]

Quoted for mike tyson so understand not to quote it on the next page.

what about our alliance?

: (

[zac]

I'll call information, what town/state is this thing in?

[Kalamazoo]

Jack?! Who's jack? You cannot label my essence?

[LP|Stang]

ATTENTION: Ive stopped recording to go to bed. Can somebody else take my place? Stang: I hope you die of face aids.
Hopefully both! LOL! Bye Foamyfuck.

[maelstroms_child]

before an album?? what do you mean?
fool

[MoreTool]

http://www.thebuzz947.com/cc-common/mainheadlines2.html?feed=114798&article=389487

[zac]

Oklahoma City thats right?

[LP|Stang]

Have you ever been worked on by two guys who are hot for your snatch, mike tyson?

[MoreTool]

fucking Yellowcard again

[mike tyson]

what kind of question is that, lp

[LP|Stang]

Woo! Yellowcard!

[Ganjalf]

in 4 months we will look back on this post and wonder wtf we were doing

[mike tyson]

Jack?! Who's jack? You cannot label my essence?

omg 1 more post til 666

[ATARI]

get started on those face AIDS

[zac]

That number on the buzz is just for clearchannel and i cant get to anyone

[Kalamazoo]

666

[LP|Stang]

what kind of question is that, lp
Sorry, it was sort've offensive. Anyway, let's hope Staind comes on!

[ATARI]

you need the secret swiss number

[Ganjalf]

(405) 848-0100 CALL THE KATT FUCK

[mike tyson]

666
looks like i'm the 555

[InterBeing462]

The threadstarter is probably full of shit.

[reverend resistor]

TALK ABOUT TOOL YOU BITCH

[ATARI]

i'm too, but I just haven't gone to the bathroom in a week

[LP|Stang]

I believe in you, Peter Pan.

[waffel]

this thread is pretty bland atm.

[mike tyson]

who the fuck is this?

[MoreTool]

what is that song????

[orange.juice]

lol what´s that shit music right now

[Madklikor]

From yellowpages :

Clear Channel Radio-Okc - Khbz 94.7 the Buzz
Oklahoma City, OK 73102
(405) 460-9470

Khbz 94.7 the Buzz
50 North Pennsylvania Avenue, Oklahoma City, OK 73107
(405) 840-5271

[LP|Stang]

Not Staind, that's for sure. :(

[Kalamazoo]

slipknawt!

[mike tyson]

Kittie?

[Ganjalf]

^hes pro

[orange.juice]

AVRIL LAVIHNE?

[ATARI]

Oklahoma more like Oklahomo

[MoreTool]

sounds like Avril Lavigne on heroin

[zac]

4054609470 is the buzz request line....i called 1411 :)
i was beat to it

[reverend resistor]

slipknawt!

omg.

[Ganjalf]

4054609470 is the buzz request line....i called 1411 :)

someone call it

[LP|Stang]

ATARI more lilke gay

[flipmojo]

This thread went for almost 4 hours. That is insane. And you know what... still no new Tool.

[mike tyson]

noe, U!

[clarity.]

for real
.....

[reverend resistor]

PWNED.

[zac]

someone call it
im trying, its busy

[LP|Stang]

fuck, I SPILT THE SALSA

[orange.juice]

That voice IS Avril Lavigne... or a computer.

[ATARI]

let's continue making unfortunately spelled words into homosexual pokes

[mike tyson]

lol @ blake

[TheRuleOfThree]

God damnit Stang. Now I'll have to get more salsa.

*walks away muttering*

[InterBeing462]

Nickleback. Hot shit.

[reverend resistor]

NICKELBACK TICKETS!!! woooowoooOOO

[zac]

Wow i envy that man that just won those tickets

[Kedzie_Matthews]

this thread has 12k views, haha

[LP|Stang]

I shocked Oprah!

[mike tyson]

NICKELBACK TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MoreTool]

this guy is too lucky

[orange.juice]

WHOOOOOOOOOOO NICKELBACK TICKETS!!!!!! that lucky guy.

[ATARI]

I HOPE HE sELLS THEM TO ME

[Ganjalf]

FUCK i was caller 19

[LP|Stang]

NICKELBACK TICKETS! FUCK!

[mike tyson]

KOHLS SALE AT 8AM!!!!!!!1

[reverend resistor]

megan? MEGAN? hellooooo

[InterBeing462]

Megan? Megan?!

[Ganjalf]

KOHLS SALE AT 8AM!!!!!!!1

amazing

[zac]

all this makes me picture all of us as those 14yo girls screaming and waiting for the new Backstreet Boys CD to come out

[ATARI]

NO CHARGE FOR INCOMING CALLS

HOT DAMN

[MoreTool]

you're an idiot

[Kedzie_Matthews]

baststreet boys are going on tour!?!?!??!

OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMOGMGOGMOGMOGOMGOGMOG

[LP|Stang]

ATARI more like ****

[clarity.]

hot damn!

[reverend resistor]

all this makes me picture all of us as those 14yo girls screaming and waiting for the new Backstreet Boys CD to come out

i also like nachos.

[zac]

you're an idiot
if you were talking to me, then this is quoted for truth

[ATARI]

WHERE

[orange.juice]

all this makes me picture all of us as those 14yo girls screaming and waiting for the new Backstreet Boys CD to come out
i want to be a 14 year old girl.

[mike tyson]

CUMBERSOME!

[InterBeing462]

Oh how I love these intricate guitar riffs.

[LP|Stang]

HOLY SHIT! A CENSORED WORD! H*omo! **** hom o hhh oo mmo ****

[Kedzie_Matthews]

i want to be a 14 year old girl.
id masturbate like every 5 minutes

[ATARI]

ATARI more like ****

sup wang

[mike tyson]

cumbersome is a great song

[ATARI]

anyone else think that the logo for the buzz is absolutely terrible?

[TheRuleOfThree]

Alright. I'm making the concious decision to walk away from this and maybe check in an hour or two. And then call it a night. As enlightening as it all is, it just feels unhealthy.

<3,
Me

xoxoxoxoxoxo

[reverend resistor]

CUMbersome.

[mike tyson]

homosexual

[pryingopenmy3rdeye]

cumbersome is a great song
agreed, another good song by them is that watersedge song

[ATARI]

946

[clarity.]

Alright. I'm making the concious decision to walk away from this and maybe check in an hour or two. And then call it a night. As enlightening as it all is, it just feels unhealthy.

<3,
Me

xoxoxoxoxoxo

i shall do the same.

[Ganjalf]

anyone else think that the logo for the buzz is absolutely terrible?

rofl put it on your avatar

[mike tyson]

this is prob the most listeners the buzz has ever had

[reverend resistor]

946

215

[Ganjalf]

this is prob the most listeners the buzz has ever had

probably

[Andorion]

Why is this thread still alive?

[orange.juice]

uhhhh bass solo.. or something along the lines.

[InterBeing462]

Threadstarter = Working for station

[MoreTool]

1000

[mike tyson]

posts counts will plummet with this threads binning

[pryingopenmy3rdeye]

I wil be # 1000

[Ganjalf]

the buzz is easily becoming the most listened to station in oklahomo because of us

[MoreTool]

1000 postsss

[Opiate_Mass]

ok, I had to post this because I'm freaking out. I believe that radio stations, probably world wide have already recieved Tool's new single.

Here in Oklahoma City, the local rock station 100.5 The KATT ran a 10 second promo during airplay announcing that "The new Tool album is coming out soon and that they would be the first to play it"

I immediatly turned to our other rock station 94.7 The BUZZ only to hear the DJ announce that "The new Tool record is coming out soon and that we were guaranteed to hear new tool in the NEXT COUPLE DAYS!!!!!!"

im pretty excited.
tool as singles is going to blow. i'd MUCH prefer listening to the whole album.
tool are an album band. if you don't hear the whole album, you don't feel well (at least i know i don't)

[reverend resistor]

1000!!!! come ON

[Crackpotguy]

Ill help out a little. nothing better to do.

[MoreTool]

audioslave rocks

[Ganjalf]

im gettin the 1000

[InterBeing462]

Oh for fuck's sake. Be yourself people.

[Kedzie_Matthews]

audioslave w00t!

[mike tyson]

AUDIOSLAVE!!!!!!!!!111

[zac]

this is prob the most listeners the buzz has ever had

yeah an extra 20 probably really topped the previous count

[reverend resistor]

tool as singles is going to blow. i'd MUCH prefer listening to the whole album.
tool are an album band. if you don't hear the whole album, you don't feel well (at least i know i don't)

I'll feel fine.

AUDIOSLAVE OMG/..1!

[orange.juice]

tool as singles is going to blow. i'd MUCH prefer listening to the whole album.
tool are an album band. if you don't hear the whole album, you don't feel well (at least i know i don't)
get out of here kid.

[ATARI]

people = shit

[mike tyson]

someone request poopy the clown by tool

[LP|Stang]

I left, but I'm back!

[Ganjalf]

I left, but I'm back!

dammit i thought you were gone for good

[pryingopenmy3rdeye]

how come noones calling the station?

[InterBeing462]

Tom Morello + Drugs = Guitar God

[hanger25934]

people = shit

digested food = shit

[LP|Stang]

Request Tool - Shut The Fuck Up

One of my favorites.

[ATARI]

if you're 555
then i'm 666

[Opiate_Mass]

anyone else think that the logo for the buzz is absolutely terrible?
never seen it before, sorry

[ATARI]

holy fuck

this thread gives that line a whole new meaning

[Ganjalf]

20 more posts

[mike tyson]

my leg itches

[Kedzie_Matthews]

we're so close

[orange.juice]

Audioslave = shit

[reverend resistor]

i <3 popcorn

[Opiate_Mass]

slipknot -.-.............................

[LP|Stang]

Cut it off.

[ATARI]

I'll be down to like 850 or something when this gets binned

fuk

[Crackpotguy]

I want 1000.

[MoreTool]

10 to go

[mike tyson]

posts

[Kedzie_Matthews]

where were you when we hit 1000 posts in the new tool single thread?

[pryingopenmy3rdeye]

1000

[Ganjalf]

im gonna be back to like 43 ><

[Opiate_Mass]

Audioslave = shit
hmmm i prefer soundgarden

[MoreTool]

1000 postss

[gl0tch]

1000

[mike tyson]

#1000

WOOT!

[Crackpotguy]

I need that #1000.