i heard that...

[clone]

...blair had confirmed the may 2 date on toolarmy.

could anyone confirm this please?

[Ryan]

just checked. nothing there.

[KILL_CLOWNS]

.....You posted here, but you are incapable of typing www.toolband.com in your address bar?

[clone]

.....You posted here, but you are incapable of typing www.toolband.com in your address bar?

sorry, but i don't get your point, i said toolarmy, not toolband.

oh, and thanks, ryan.

[KILL_CLOWNS]

sorry, but i don't get your point, i said toolarmy, not toolband.

oh, and thanks, ryan.

shit, I'm sorry.

[Mooseifer]

shit, I'm sorry.

you make clone sad... me squash you

[Ryan]

you make clone sad... me squash you

you are a good father.

[Mooseifer]

you are a good father.

I try... one day at a time

[TurdEye13]

Blair lies

[clone]

dady?... is it you?...

[orange.juice]

Yeah. And i killed daddy.

[orange.juice]

i heard that...dady is gone for a long time now.

[hanger25934]

ignore this thread. lol

[hanger25934]

awww...

[Bogart]

no dice

[ATARI]

OMEGA

[KILL_CLOWNS]

I'm glad that my stupidity can totally destroy a thread.

[Mooseifer]

I'm glad that my stupidity can totally destroy a thread.

did i not squash you?

[SpiralOutKeepGoing]

This thread has gone down hill since around post #3

[Mooseifer]

no post 21 is the bad apple

[SpiralOutKeepGoing]

no post 21 is the bad apple

Thanks.

[Hodge]

i liked post 3, it almost started some drama
but it was peacefully resolved in the next post

[Mooseifer]

Thanks.

Joke :)

"now laugh before i squash you" - Flava Flav

[Tertius Oculum]

CHEESE IT!

[Naga Royal Guard]

did i not squash you?
squash?

cucumber?

[Ktuluvic]

squash?

cucumber?

neither are as good as yams.

[ATARI]

cut cut

thats a wrap

[orange.juice]

good thread.

[clone]

of course it's good! i started it, for god's sake.

[ATARI]

aunt slappy likes this thread

[Unintelligible_Whispering]

lolllage

[fraz]

your mama is so fat that she likes this thread

[ARMZ]

May 2.....save track 2......hmmm

[Ryan]

hmmm?

[ARMZ]

mmmm

[steve99_9]

this thread should die a quiet painful death

[Ryan]

mmmm

ohhh

[ARMZ]

yaaa

[SpiralOutKeepGoing]

yaaa

Dear Yaaa,

how have you been? long time no see? Is India treating you well? Well I fear that my time is running short.

Sincerely yours,
Kloonk

and yes I am bored.

[ARMZ]

I will be leaving India in a few months and I will be home on the 2ND of MAY.

[SpiralOutKeepGoing]

I will be leaving India in a few months and I will be home on the 2ND of MAY.

Dear Yaaa,

I find it very refreshing to hear that your trip in India is going well. What time does your flight leave on the 2nd of May so I may be waiting for you when you arrive back in your homeland. Your wife says 'hello'. Also Yaaa I heard the new Tool CD is coming out on the 2nd of May so perhaps we go to store and buy it?
Sincerely yours,
Kloonk

[ARMZ]

Dear Yaaa,

I find it very refreshing to hear that your trip in India is going well. What time does your flight leave on the 2nd of May so I may be waiting for you when you arrive back in your homeland. Your wife says 'hello'. Also Yaaa I heard the new Tool CD is coming out on the 2nd of May so perhaps we go to store and buy it?
Sincerely yours,
Kloonk
Dear Sokg,

You must pass this message onto my wife. During my time spent here in India I have met and fallen in love with another women. We met on the set of a movie I was directing at Bollywood. I believe we are soul mates. Please tell my children I love them so much and I will see them when I return on the 2ND of MAY.

Can you tell my wife that I am truly sorry, but she knew this would happen for it's been so long and we have been so far apart. I feel that this is the way it was heading. I also understand the love you have for my wife and I also believe that the temptation has been to strong for you to resist, I have no hard feelings towards you my brother, a man must do what a man must do.

Inserted: a photo of my wife to be

Aishwarya Rai (http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-Image-Aishwarya-Rai-231101.jpg)

[SpiralOutKeepGoing]

Dear Sokg,

You must pass this message onto my wife. During my time spent here in India I have met and fallen in love with another women. We met on the set of a movie I was directing at Bollywood. I believe we are soul mates. Please tell my children I love them so much and I will see them when I return on the 2ND of MAY.

Can you tell my wife that I am truly sorry, but she knew this would happen for it's been so long and we have been so far apart. I feel that this is the way it was heading. I also understand the love you have for my wife and I also believe that the temptation has been to strong for you to resist, I have no hard feelings towards you my brother, a man must do what a man must do.

Inserted: a photo of my wife to be

Aishwarya Rai (http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-Image-Aishwarya-Rai-231101.jpg)

I have a strange feeing this thread will be locked/binned soon due to the fact that we have gotten way off topic.

[ARMZ]

Tool album out May the tooth.

[SpiralOutKeepGoing]

Dear Yaaa,

I just want to say perhaps we can get married on the same day. I hope this letter finds you well since I know how you like to get drunk like BMB. Remember the donkeys are for riding and nothing else.
Sincerely,
Kloonk

[ARMZ]

Dear Sogk,

This will be my last letter for I am about to head into the Himalayan mountains on a trek to discover something most unusual. If I do not return, please do not fret for this journey will take me inwards on my spiritual quest. Since the last time I wrote Aishwarya Rai and I have parted, she now works in Hollywood and as you know that lifestyle is something I do not desire.

I wish you all the best with my wife, ex-wife now as I have signed the divorce papers I received and have sent them back. May you find ever lasting happiness.

Yaaa

[ARMZ]

this joint is laggin

[ARMZ]

woah 3 times, delete

[SpiralOutKeepGoing]

this joint is laggin

you damn right it is.