Question about new album

[Systolic]

Umm as I understand. there's a guy named Eleptheria on the message board.. so is it just coincidence that eleptheria is one of the biggest rumors of the title?

[Systolic]

elephteria = maynard


I doubt that..


BUT


Its interesting how much people have harassed Eleptheria for his "short and stupid" posts..

Go to the articles section of this site and check out some of the old chats in which maynard attended... Maynard generally made short, indechiperable sentences/phrasrs in response to other people's comments... I dunno. Maybe I'm crazy.

[clone]

now that'd be funny if elephteria had been maynard all this time...

wait a minute... elephteria was the only one who came back after the hack...
humm...

[Ocelot199]

Hahahaha, Naga is not Maynard. Holy Jesus thats funny.

[s ti N Kfizt]

i'd die if elephtheria would havve been Maynard.. hahahahhaa

[smegma]

Umm as I understand. there's a guy named Eleptheria on the message board.. so is it just coincidence that eleptheria is one of the biggest rumors of the title?

I thought eleptheria was when your balls were the size of eggplants?

[dark_Speedo]

I thought eleptheria was when your balls were the size of eggplants?
LOL

[TurdEye13]

why are we talking about something so false?

[Christoff]

I thought eleptheria was when your balls were the size of eggplants?

I think that is Elephantiasis that makes things very large.

Intuitively, it seems pretty possible that elephtheria is Maynard.
Logically, it seems pretty silly to suggest that a respectable man such as Mr Keenan would spend time littering this board with useless nonsense.

Put them together and what do you get? Maynard is schizophrenic!

[clarity.]

elephteria = greek for "freedom", isn't it?

but yeah the poster's trademark is circle jerking, and we all know maynard is hella into that, so it must be him.

[mike09]

elephteria = greek for "freedom", isn't it?

but yeah the poster's trademark is circle jerking, and we all know maynard is hella into that, so it must be him.

Your pussy is smirking at me.

[clone]

elephteria = greek for "freedom", isn't it?

but yeah the poster's trademark is circle jerking

as well as it is bob rock, and we all know that maynard's first intention was to have bob rock to produce the new tool album

[Sine Nobilitas]

eleptheria was some word Blair tossed out a few months back in a newsletter

as usual everyone took it and ran with it, "It's the album name!!!!"

there you go

[Naga Royal Guard]

Umm as I understand. there's a guy named Eleptheria on the message board.. so is it just coincidence that eleptheria is one of the biggest rumors of the title?
so glad to see you

ive missed you sooooo muuaaachh!

[waffel]

elephtheria is the local circle jerk expert.

[Tertius Oculum]

AHAHAHAHA. Thread of the Year.

[moneyisevil]

toolshed.down.net/news

[SuperSteve]

owned.

[ATARI]

who

[daydreamer]

why elephtheria and not eleftheria?

[moneyisevil]

[02/08/06] - New album

Rumors continue to fly around about album release dates, and now rumors are out about the title of the new album. A Seattle radio station this morning announced the title would be "Elephtheria", to which Maynard's response was "nice try." Even more amusing were the song titles they announced (these bogus names are here only so you can laugh and ask yourself if these sound more like Tool titles or Limp Bizkit titles) -- "Greed Lies", "Psychiatrical", "Karma", and "Feminist Souls." Yikes.

The new album title will be publicly announced first on the Tool Army site, and will probably spread like wildfire from there... [Posted by Kabir] §

[Perseensilmä]

Hahahaha, Naga is not Maynard. Holy Jesus thats funny.

Have you checked out what Maynard´s wines are called?

[Naga Royal Guard]

not only am i maynard

I AM THE SENATE

[Lamb & Martyr^]

I thought eleptheria was when your balls were the size of eggplants?

I thought that too, but then my doctor told me what I had, and it wasn't Eleptheria.

[MoreTool]

not only am i maynard

I AM THE SENATE


Learn to swim men

[ARMZ]

Fucking nickleback, ok.

[ARMZ]

gotta love the rectum, ok.