"maynard" myspace (merged)

[viti]

didnt want to search to see if this was a topic in the past but many people believe that Jesus on myspace in maynard. I was skeptical until i saw that jesus page was updated the same day that the newsletter came out.

It states:

I meant to tell you this on the 18th

Did you feel it, the slight change in the wind? The message has been sent, and the cycle begins anew. 6 years and change until the final note is played.


could definitly be maynard...

[Windir]

You people should stop acting like you all knows Maynard.
And with the damn complottheories.
fu

[rsh]

joined in 04 and two posts since. One about this...? hmm.

[Foamy]

NICE!!

[Lateral Undertow]

I'll admit I am skeptical. Yes it could be Maynard, or it could be any other number of people that none of us have ever heard of.

[Nebel]

anyone want to link me there?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=15851825&Mytoken=9F67E599-C689-4742-92DCCA0082179C4F397091875

[Nebel]

thank you.

np, that's 50 bucks

[clarity.]

That Jesus commented on my band's Myspace!

[Kurt Russell]

I don't think it's Maynard, simply because of the number of outward political statements. But then again, eMOTIVe...

[millermt]

Definitely a fan acting like he's Maynard.

[viti]

joined in 04 and two posts since. One about this...? hmm.



im sorry...i didnt realize that i needed a certain number of posts inorder to bring up a topic

[mike tyson]

April 18, 2006?

[BatterY316]

im sorry...i didnt realize that i needed a certain number of posts inorder to bring up a topic

well now you know... and knowing is half the battel

[mike tyson]

you should talk, 70 posts

[Mooseifer]

well now you know... and knowing is half the battel

is spelling the other half?

[viti]

lol...everyone has to begin somewhere...but thanks for the info

[Isac Khrondor]

It could have something to do with Zeppelin actually, Jesus seems like a huge Zeppelin fan.

[mattw]

If it really is Maynard, what do you think about the "6 years and change until the final note is played" comment? Could this be Tool's second-last album and in 6 years time they'll have released and toured with their final album? It would make sense seeing that 3 of them are in their 40s. I think this new album and one other classic in a few years time would be enough... just a thought.

[SpiralReflection]

FWIW this "Jesus" was MJK's friend when Maynard had a myspace for what seemed like only a couple days. Maynard didn't hardly accept any fan friend requests, I think "Jesus" has connections to Tool. Just my $.02

[Kurt Russell]

FWIW this "Jesus" was MJK's friend when Maynard had a myspace for what seemed like only a couple days. Maynard didn't hardly accept any fan friend requests, I think "Jesus" has connections to Tool. Just my $.02

Very nice piece of investigative work.

[simon]

Very nice piece of investigative work.



there is also a myspace profile under the name 'God'. I found this because 'God' left a message on Jesus' myspace...quite funny actually..."be careful my son" HAHA!

On 'God's profile, his friends include Adam, Heather, Chet Zar, and Jesus..
Hmm...probably one of their friends having a bit of fun i'd say..

What do you all think??

[SpiralReflection]

Very nice piece of investigative work.

Purely memory, but I had this "Jesus" as a friend at one time because he was one of the few people MJK had as a "friend" on MySpace. I suppose Maynard could have been amused by the profile and accepted without knowing who it really was, but I doubt that. I tend to think "Jesus" has some Tool connection though.

[Hannibal]

i think its probably the real Jesus. Because we all know Jesus would definitely have a myspace account.

[Kurt Russell]

i think its probably the real Jesus. Because we all know Jesus would definitely have a myspace account.

I can't believe I never thought of that, but you're probably right.

[millermt]

If it really is Maynard, what do you think about the "6 years and change until the final note is played" comment? Could this be Tool's second-last album and in 6 years time they'll have released and toured with their final album? It would make sense seeing that 3 of them are in their 40s. I think this new album and one other classic in a few years time would be enough... just a thought.

It has nothing to do with the end of Tool and everything to do with the end of the world.

[mike tyson]

posted on the "Jesus" account:

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

.
Current mood: Here

There is still hope, as there are still more things in the world that bring joy rather than sorrow.

My ethereal hip is broken. This makes me laugh.


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omg what does this mean!?

[Nebel]

????

[TurdEye13]

no clue

[mike tyson]

maybe cuz i'm special

edit: yeah it's not showing if you go to his page.. but if you hit "View All Blog Entries".. it's there

[mike tyson]

new album name:

ethereal hip

[Drugks]

new album name:

ethereal hip

whats the link to his myspace?

[Drugks]

and why do they think that it's him?

[Bogart]

Thats not Maynard

[mike09]

It's not Maynard.

[SpiralOutKeepGoing]

Someone named Dice Dealer on myspace also thinks he has a connection to Tool because he posted a picture of the sticker that says new album coming in Spring 2006. But it's not Maynard. How do we know its not someone else connected to the band like Blair? Does he have a myspace?

guys admit it im a genius.....

no.

[mike tyson]

its maynard.. he pmd me

[Nebel]

its maynard.. he pmd me

That really must mean its Maynard

[SpiralOutKeepGoing]

its maynard.. he pmd me

Proof?

[mike tyson]

"hey, it's me maynard, don't tell anyone lol

- mjk"


proof enough?

[SpiralReflection]

Whoever runs the Jesus myspace has Tool connections. He was one of MJK's few "friends" when MJK had his own MySpace. I'm guessing different people post from it.

[SpiralOutKeepGoing]

Whoever runs the Jesus myspace has Tool connections. He was one of MJK's few "friends" when MJK had his own MySpace. I'm guessing different people post from it.

Maybe it's Mrs. Blair his secret Russian bride. lolz.

[Lateral Undertow]

posted on the "Jesus" account:

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

.
Current mood: Here

There is still hope, as there are still more things in the world that bring joy rather than sorrow.

My ethereal hip is broken. This makes me laugh.


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omg what does this mean!?

anal sex

[nevermore]

"Did you feel it, the slight change in the wind? The message has been sent, and the cycle begins anew. 6 years and change until the final note is played."

This, in my opinion, is the most interesting post.

[Ecstasy]

ethereal hip

eleptheria? -h?

[kyyuulle]

"Did you feel it, the slight change in the wind? The message has been sent, and the cycle begins anew. 6 years and change until the final note is played."

This, in my opinion, is the most interesting post.
this could signify the recent awarness of spirituality and consciousness bringing a new cycle that differs from the religious (religion) cycle...and the 6 and change could signify December, 2012.

does Tool really believe the Mayan Indian prophecy?

[Tertius Oculum]

Jesus is a Genius. New Album name: CH3-CH2-O-CH2-CH3

[waffel]

eleptheria? -h?

hmmmmm...............

[Sleep]

"hey, it's me maynard, don't tell anyone lol

- mjk"


proof enough?



I actually LOL'd.

[Perseensilmä]

ethereal hip is an anagram of elephtheria.



OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waffel]

yea, its kinda scary actually.........

this is the best part of the jesus page:
http://www.yashi.com/?video&videoname=baby%20got%20book

[Wretched]

That's nifty. I hope that isn't the album name, just so that douche who posted it isn't right.

[waffel]

I DUNNO WHAT TO THINK!

IM SO CONFUSED!

[clarity.]

wow. do you think elephtheria is maynard?

yes. i think so.

[Perseensilmä]

dun dun dun dun


kabir posted news on this subject. The newspost´s title is:

"Album title"

[Bogart]

dun dun dun dun


kabir posted news on this subject. The newspost´s title is:

"Album title"


Yah, and he said Maynard confirmed the title wasn't Elephtheria.

[kyyuulle]

dun dun dun dun


kabir posted news on this subject. The newspost´s title is:

"Album title"
yes, we've been duped again

that seems to be the theme of the tool collective...

being duped, but we're used to it!

[Perseensilmä]

Actually, Maynard didn´t confirm that the title isn´t Elephtheria. He didn´t confirm anything.

And I wasn´t claiming that Maynard or Kabir posted that the new album´s title will be Elephtheria.However, you didn´t say that I said that Maynard or Kabir said that new albums title will be Elephtheria.

[TurdEye13]

"hey, it's me maynard, don't tell anyone lol

- mjk"


proof enough?

What a joke!!

[waffel]

"Rumors continue to fly around about album release dates, and now rumors are out about the title of the new album. A Seattle radio station this morning announced the title would be "Elephtheria", to which Maynard's response was "nice try." Even more amusing were the song titles they announced (these bogus names are here only so you can laugh and ask yourself if these sound more like Tool titles or Limp Bizkit titles) -- "Greed Lies", "Psychiatrical", "Karma", and "Feminist Souls." Yikes."

The ethereal hip was posted after this stuff supposedly happened.

"ethereal hip is broken. This makes me laugh."

The rumor about elephtheria is broken.


Its quite simple.

[zenkinet]

with this said, I believe we are on the cusp of something happening.

[Nebel]

I hope so, I bet we'll know something by the 15th. It just seems weird considering Lateralus was revealed on the 2nd of February.

[randomhero8823]

if this is maynard, this is hilarious!!!! lol what a silly fuck

[TurdEye13]

You can say that this is Maynard until your blue in the face, but it isn't for the last time.

[waffel]

yea, i doubt maynard would care about [no]space

[mike tyson]

Teleincision still isn't ruled out.

[just simulacra]

I'm pretty sure it's Maynard.
Right before Maynard's REAL myspace account was cancelled, the Jesus account was created.
It's immediate friends were all band members, and close friends of the band.
Then, the Maynard account was cancelled.
Then, the Jesus account got fleshed out with information.

[just simulacra]

Yeah, it's not an open and shut case ... but if you take into account Maynard's "Jesus Love" [all the references, the Jesus business cards he carries and personally hands out, all the Jesus jokes littered about interviews, etc] ... and the Zeppelin love expressed in the profile ... it seems to make a bit more sense.

[hateAliases]

hmm well ok that anagram thing kinda shocked me a little bit but.. hey dont you think elephteria is kinda... well as u know its the english word for "FREEDOM" translated from the greek or some... hmm. Dont like it, sounds too blindfold for a tool album... i mean nowadays there are still people who dont know what lateralus means and yep. dont like it. nevermind.

I also totally agree that maynard didnt say Anything, "nice try" could mean everything as you know, it could also be a "damn it this sheepfuKr" but wait... no no he would'nt be pissed, themself have made this whole elephteria thing up as morse code so... once again - screw this and keep masturbating

[MentalSanityOff]

Album name: Hobosexual

[moneyisevil]

IF YOU READ ADAM'S MYSPACE PROFILE REALLY CLOSE IT SAYS MAYNARD IS NO LONGER A PART OF MYSPACE...

[millermt]

am i the only one who realizes that etherial hip is not an anagram of elephtheria?

But etherEal hip is.

[KJM]

You guys really love getting kicked in the ass over and over again don't you?

[PoonTaco]

I thought "freedom" was the english word for freedom.
I could be wrong.

[Ocelot199]

Did we come up with elephtheria somewhere in the past, or did we get it from somewhere else? Anybody care to take credit for it?

[millermt]

Did we come up with elephtheria somewhere in the past, or did we get it from somewhere else? Anybody care to take credit for it?

It came from a newsletter story about Blair & Co. visiting Area 51. He said something about if one of the guards who was a Tool fan wasn't such a jerk, Blair might have told him about Elephtheria.

[gerbil]

Blair posted the word in a newsletter. So we automatically latched onto it, forgetting all conventional wisdom and prior experience.

It was a good ride, though. 10/10

[toolloot]

What a ***. Speak English, 'nard!!

[millermt]

It was the May 2005 newsletter.

[mike tyson]

Teleincision
August 16th

[Bogart]

It would be funny for the live dvd to be titled "Teleincision" and be released August 16th

[ATObassist]

Yeah, it's not an open and shut case ... but if you take into account Maynard's "Jesus Love" [all the references, the Jesus business cards he carries and personally hands out, all the Jesus jokes littered about interviews, etc] ... and the Zeppelin love expressed in the profile ... it seems to make a bit more sense.


not only that, but in his bio stuff it says "I haven't watched much television yet" which is along the lines of his whole new "Turn off your television" theme. Then theres the yes to drinking and no to smoking which follows the puscifer shirt "ATF" with the t crossed out. Im not saying im positive its maynard at all. but he has to be close to the band.

[Bogart]

We'll find out something in the Valentines Day ed. Newsletter

[Intertwined]

It was created around the same time Maynard's was and it was in his top 8, and Jesus left maynard a rather personal comment I think.

I'd prefer if the album was called Caduceus, that website came around recently, I like that more then elephteria and teleincision.. neither have the special hint of goodness that the previous do I think.

[Ertai]

eleptheria? -h?


LOL

[Tertius Oculum]

Elephtheria was inscribed on one of the pieces of wreckage of a UFO. Extraterrestrials and Mayans seem to be the theme for the new album.

[Ryan]

would anyone object to it being self-titled?

[Ryan]

i wouldn't mind that either.

[Tertius Oculum]

Me either. But they probably won't.

[Ryan]

negative nancy.

[Foamy]

Would anyone object to it being called "TOOL LIVE IN IRAQ! BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!" ?

[Ktuluvic]

I'd probably buy every copy the record store has if that's the case

[Christoff]

Elephtheria was inscribed on one of the pieces of wreckage of a UFO. Extraterrestrials and Mayans seem to be the theme for the new album.

And what do Extraterrestrials and Mayans have in common?

Dimethyltriptamine.

[Foamy]

And what do Extraterrestrials and Mayans have in common?

Dimethyltriptamine.
*Dimethyltryptamine

[Christoff]

*Dimethyltryptamine

Apologies. Still, you knew what I meant...

[Foamy]

Apologies. Still, you knew what I meant...
Nope. It's a chemical isn't it?

[Foamy]

Yeah, so how does this have anything to do with Aliens?

[kyyuulle]

the name of the upcoming album is

Cat Snots & Pussy Farts

[magdalena_jane]

i made whose ever myspace that is prettier

let me guess... this is when you'll be releasing some new psuedo political t-shirts that you'll sell for 150 because they have your stupid signature on them, then you'll show your bald ass head on mtv promoting a new dvd, with videos that everyone already has. might even plug apc while youre at it

go suck a fuck, asshole
that was nice of you.

[Christoff]

Yeah, so how does this have anything to do with Aliens?

I would recommend reading some of the articles in the second issue of Sub Rosa. In particular Blair's own article 'Crowley, DMT and Magick'. DMT being the abbreviation of Dimethyltryptamine.

[Foamy]

I would recommend reading some of the articles in the second issue of Sub Rosa. In particular Blair's own article 'Crowley, DMT and Magick'. DMT being the abbreviation of Dimethyltryptamine.
kthx

[Staticfactory]

With all this talk about DMT/ETs/altered states of consciousness... and throwing in the comment someone made about engineers finding 'hidden' messages regarding "Sacred Cannibalism" on Lateralus....

It made me think of a passage I once read in Danny's Bio:

Despite not becoming a Mason or aligning himself with any other school of religion, Danny has maintained his heritages interest in occult studies. Endeavors into this realm have manifested periodically, such as the time he achieved insight into a hidden aspect of the unicursal hexagram utilizing an astral journey initiated through meditation and DMT. Danny then set up his drums into proportions utilizing the circle and square of the New Jerusalem and uttered a short prayer relating to the principles of the ace of swords from the book of Thoth. He then performed a ritual utilizing his new found knowledge of the unicursal hexagram to generate a pattern of movement in space relating to Fuller's vector equilibrium model. The resulting rhythm and gateway summoned a daemon he has contained within "the Lodge" that has been delivering short parables similar to passages within the Book of Lies. Danny recommends as a device of protection and containment a thorough study and utilization of the underlying geometry of the Temple of Solomon for anyone purchasing their next record. (My Italics).

Blair may have meant this passage to be 'tonge-in-cheek', but it could also indicate that they're filtering more 'hidden' messages into the upcoming record that will trigger such experiences. Considering the fact that Maynard has a tendency to add whispering to the mix on a LOT of songs, it wouldn't surprise me.

I don't know about you guys, but I felt that there was more to Lateralus than the music. With this in mind - the next album could be twice as 'heavy'.

[s ti N Kfizt]

LOL
LOL!!!!!!!!

there's something weird in Jesus's profile like ''I've only watched a few movies'' ''WTF?11 OMG LOL!111111 '' etc. I believe that it's a real Jesus, if not related to Tool. < people can get that wrong..

I don't believe that they'd release it as s/t. and i prefer a real album name.

[dracomordag]

hmm well ok that anagram thing kinda shocked me a little bit but.. hey dont you think elephteria is kinda... well as u know its the english word for "FREEDOM" translated from the greek or some... hmm. Dont like it, sounds too blindfold for a tool album... i mean nowadays there are still people who dont know what lateralus means and yep. dont like it. nevermind.


I thought "freedom" was the english word for freedom.
I could be wrong.


hahahhahahhahahahahdsofhasdoifhHAHAHAhahhahahahahf oshdfahahahhahaa!

[mike tyson]

Thursday, February 09, 2006

More

1

6
12
3
5
40
7
4

10
10
10




| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| 2 | 4 | 8 | 16 | 32 |
| 3 | 9 | 27 | | 243 |
| 4 | | 64 | 256 | 1024 |
| | 25 | 125 | 625 | 3125 |



5


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HURRY... DECODE IT!!!

[mike tyson]

"More" is the subject of the blog posting.. and i hate math so i'll let all you math nerds with crazy theories and whatnot dig through this joint

It's set up slightly different on the blog so here's the URL address for you to check it out...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=15851825&blogID=86118741&MyToken=f9e39196-d235-44d1-af00-3e5e10e1677a

[Staticfactory]

"More" is the subject of the blog posting.. and i hate math so i'll let all you math nerds with crazy theories and whatnot dig through this joint

It's set up slightly different on the blog so here's the URL address for you to check it out...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=15851825&blogID=86118741&MyToken=f9e39196-d235-44d1-af00-3e5e10e1677a

I would imagine that dude is just taking advantage of the fact that people think he's Maynard.

EDIT:

As for his profile...

Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 33
Sign: Capricorn

[mike tyson]

Your point?

[Underalus]

it's just the series of i^n where i=Row number and n = column number

[zenkinet]

"More" is the subject of the blog posting.. and i hate math so i'll let all you math nerds with crazy theories and whatnot dig through this joint

It's set up slightly different on the blog so here's the URL address for you to check it out...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=15851825&blogID=86118741&MyToken=f9e39196-d235-44d1-af00-3e5e10e1677a
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 2 | 4 | 8 | 16 | 32 |
| 3 | 9 | 27 | 81 | 243 |
| 4 | 16 | 64 | 256 | 1024 |
| 5 | 25 | 125 | 625 | 3125 |

[mike tyson]

he left me a comment because I asked why he changed his age from 100 to 33.

http://www.myspace.com/sobotinator

P.S. don't be lurking around too much on there.

omg album in 2009!

[mike tyson]

| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 2 | 4 | 8 | 16 | 32 |
| 3 | 9 | 27 | 81 | 243 |
| 4 | 16 | 64 | 256 | 1024 |
| 5 | 25 | 125 | 625 | 3125 |

ohhh. just a fill in the numbers type thing

[a788]

again how do you know that Jesus is actually maynard?

[zenkinet]

again how do you know that Jesus is actually maynard?
no one knows 100%, just speculation.

[mike tyson]

we don't but we have a good idea it's him

[mike tyson]

| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 2 | 4 | 8 | 16 | 32 |
| 3 | 9 | 27 | 81 | 243 |
| 4 | 16 | 64 | 256 | 1024 |
| 5 | 25 | 125 | 625 | 3125 |


easy...

each row just keeps multiplying by the first number

[zenkinet]

easy...

each row just keeps multiplying by the first number
exactly, dunno about the other #'s though

[Staticfactory]

Since I have nothing better to do, I looked at those numbers. This is what elimination left me with:

5
9
6

[Goldfoot]

easy...

each row just keeps multiplying by the first number

Are you blind?

[mike tyson]

editing...

[Goldfoot]

editing...
http://toolnavy.com/showpost.php?p=755969&postcount=5

[Staticfactory]

Since I have nothing better to do, I looked at those numbers. This is what elimination left me with:

5
9
6


Whoops, my mistake...

0
5
14
0

[a788]

i would laugh so hard if everyone found out that it was just some random crazy ass man with a God complex

come on, you know that would be funny

[mike tyson]

http://toolnavy.com/showpost.php?p=755969&postcount=5

i'm just gonna stay away from here.. i hate math and i'm guessing this guys saying what i am.. but i don't know symbols so peace (back to bin)

[Drugks]

Whoops, my mistake...

0
5
14
0


I was gonna say, 5-9-6 could represent May 9th, 2006

[TurdEye13]

Ridiculous

[Ocelot199]

i would laugh so hard if everyone found out that it was just some random crazy ass man with a God complex

come on, you know that would be funny
a lowly god complex, cock it and pull it? OMG?

This is stupid. Theres no way thats Maynard. Period.

[dark_Speedo]

Maynard probably doesn't even know what the internet is.

[mike tyson]

it's "loaded god complex"

dipshit

get your falloutboy rite d00d!!11

[millermt]

he left me a comment because I asked why he changed his age from 100 to 33.

http://www.myspace.com/sobotinator

P.S. don't be lurking around too much on there.

Interesting that the number 33 also came up several times in Blair's Jan 2006 newsletter...

[Tertius Oculum]

5 16 81 1

[Staticfactory]

Interesting that the number 33 also came up several times in Blair's Jan 2006 newsletter...

There are 33 degrees of Masonry.

[Ertai]

Maynard is not 33years old...



-end of discussion-

[dark_Speedo]

Maynard is not 33years old...



-end of discussion-
He meant people know him by 33 because that was the age of jesus when he died...

[Ocelot199]

it's "loaded god complex"

dipshit

get your falloutboy rite d00d!!11
A lowly cod godplex cock it and poop it?

[Hannibal]

for being a dead guy, Jesus sure does update Myspace a lot

[paraflux]

A lowly cod godplex cock it and poop it?


Exactly.

[Staticfactory]

I've approached Jesus's numeric riddle a few different ways and end up with different answers with each approach. The problem with riddles like this is that you have no idea what you're trying to solve. There is a distinct possibility that it's just some douche (that is not Maynard) who is just screwing with the people that think he is.

[hanger25934]

this has been said, but it looks to me like this is likely maynard or somebody who is " down" with tool. who knows

[Mooseifer]

is it not just indices?

[a788]

yep, it's official, you are the crazy, non-maynard, man's TOOLS

[KJM]

Who cares? Why indulge such lameness.

[moneyisevil]

dont fuck wit da jesus

[orange.juice]

don´t say fuck. Jesus might listen.

[orange.juice]

OMG it IS Maynard! ! ! iiiiek!1
like that?

[moneyisevil]

wtf is that disturbing picture on jesus's myspace

[EyeOfThoth]

I can't believe no one considered that maybe it really is Jesus.

[Superfuzz]

1x1x1x1
2x2x2x2x
3x3x3x3
4x4x4x4x4
5x5x5x5x5

thats all it is

[SpiralOutKeepGoing]

for being a dead guy, Jesus sure does update Myspace a lot

he updates more than I do.

[dracomordag]

I can't believe no one considered that maybe it really is Jesus.

It pretty obviously is...

duh.



because as soon as Jesus comes back, he'll be the cool kid on the block

and all the cool kids have a myspace.

[PoonTaco]

Sobot: Are you really in Burlington?
I live at Brant and New street.

[Bogart]

Jebus? Is that you Jebus?

[bluefire]

You have to be fuckin dumb to think thats maynard. Its pretty easy to make a myspace and fake his psuedo intellectual/quasi cryptic bullshit.

[CurtSchilling]

I've done the math....

(enough to know the dangers of our second guessing)


... so my first guess is: this guy is actually Johnny Damon.

Daniel

[s ti N Kfizt]

Maybe he's the Jesus who Maynard found. But yeah if he's not Maynard, let's pretend that he is.

it could also be some friend of maynard or something.
just pm him hundreds of times about Maynard and Tool and he'll post something. zzz..

edit/ post him a link of this thread.. hahahaha

[Foamy]

Yeah, I live on Belvenia Rd. ...off of New Street.

uhh, Nelson High School is on New St. and Belvenia... I live way down 3 houses from Lakeshore.
No way I went to Nelson High School! I live on New Street!

[orange.juice]

IF that guy has any relation to Tool, he surely knows of t.d.n., maybe he takes a look here every now and then, maybe he is even posting here. And laughing his fecking ass off.

[PoonTaco]

Yeah, I live on Belvenia Rd. ...off of New Street.

uhh, Nelson High School is on New St. and Belvenia... I live way down 3 houses from Lakeshore.

Crazy.
I live 5 minutes away from you(Martha st.).

[nevermore]

"Did you feel it, the slight change in the wind? The message has been sent, and the cycle begins anew. 6 years and change until the final note is played."

It has been five years since the last album was released. So, with touring the total amount of time would be 'six years and change'. Maybe this means it is the last album. However, you could infer an apocalyptical meaning from that statement.

[Estevan]

IF that guy has any relation to Tool, he surely knows of t.d.n., maybe he takes a look here every now and then, maybe he is even posting here. And laughing his fecking ass off.Im not laughing that hard.

[SpiralOutKeepGoing]

IF that guy has any relation to Tool, he surely knows of t.d.n., maybe he takes a look here every now and then, maybe he is even posting here. And laughing his fecking ass off.

.

[vinegar_tom]

don´t say fuck. Jesus might listen.
Nah, that's just Cheney and Company. Careful, might get a faceful of pellets.

[mike tyson]

Thoughts:

Maybe..

Ezekiel 48:35
Hosea 1:6
Hosea 2:2

Not many people know what it's like to carry a cross. They're quite heavy.

Mediation and self-reflection is key for this journey.


Currently listening:
Presence
By Led Zeppelin
Release date: By 16 August, 1994

8:59 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment



LOL he mentions at the bottom he's listening to zeppelin and the release date is "By 16 August, 1994"

LOL TELEINCISION AUGUST 16

[Ryan]

LOL NO

[/V\agina]

...LOL YOU'RE STUPID!! TEEHEE

kthnxbye......



I do however wonder what the significance of those bible passages is?

[dark_Speedo]

Thoughts:

Maybe..

Ezekiel 48:35
Hosea 1:6
Hosea 2:2

Not many people know what it's like to carry a cross. They're quite heavy.

Mediation and self-reflection is key for this journey.


Currently listening:
Presence
By Led Zeppelin
Release date: By 16 August, 1994

8:59 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment



LOL he mentions at the bottom he's listening to zeppelin and the release date is "By 16 August, 1994"

LOL TELEINCISION AUGUST 16
Mike tyson is Jesus.

[TenSpeed]

Mommy, I found a lincoln log in me sock drawer!

[schismsirp]

That's the story of Jesus!

[Bogart]

Jebus?

[CurtSchilling]

Hmm, I'm beginning to wonder whether this is all part of Kabir's biggest April 1 joke so far...

Daniel

[Ktuluvic]

Ezekiel 48:35
"The city shall be 18,000 cubits round about; and the name of the city from that day shall be, 'The LORD is there.'"

Hosea 1:6
"Then she conceived again and gave birth to a daughter. And the LORD said to him, "Name her Lo-ruhamah, for I will no longer have compassion on the house of Israel, that I would ever forgive them."

Hosea 2:2
Contend with your mother, contend,
For she is not my wife, and I am not her husband;
And let her put away her harlotry from her face
And her adultery from between her breasts,


That last one sounds sexy

[bluefire]

It says on adams myspace that "mjk no longer belongs to myspace". So uh...sorry kids.

[Prana]

just thinkin' of john, jackie....just thinkin' of john

[mike tyson]

Well, another one is up on "maynards" myspace. No one knows for sure it's him or not, but here's the latest blog...

"+

The next stage is starting sometime next month.

This isn't what you assume it to be.

More to come soon.


Have a great day everyone.


"



time to start overanalyzing, b00ns

[Hodge]

haha

[Dharma Bear]

Is this Maynard's real myspace? Forgive me for sounding skeptical, but with so many fake myspace accounts to trick the dumbasses of the world...I wouldn't assume it's his right off the bat.

[Opiate_Mass]

[QUOTE=mike tyson]
This isn't what you assume it to be.


The album might not even be real? :s

[RedVilliam]

I've heard from various sources (and a few posts) that Maynard doesn't have a myspace anymore because he kept getting billions (well maybe just millions or thousands) of hits from star struck shit eaters. He's using caduceus.org or something.

[aquarium salt]

Is this Maynard's real myspace? Forgive me for sounding skeptical, but with so many fake myspace accounts to trick the dumbasses of the world...I wouldn't assume it's his right off the bat.
Hence the quotes around maynard.

But yeah, I really doubt it's his. Unless confirmed ones, like Adam's, have proof of it.

[LetGoLetgoLetGo]

In reference to the message that you pasted, aquarium, I think that they will put some time in to working on the DVD before going on tour. Releasing 06.06.06.

[bluefire]

Is this Maynard's real myspace? Forgive me for sounding skeptical, but with so many fake myspace accounts to trick the dumbasses of the world...I wouldn't assume it's his right off the bat.

no.

[Eon Black Apocalypse]

According to Adam Jones' myspace (Myspace.com/AdamJonesTV), under his heroes section, he has links to peoples' myspace's who are affiliated to Tool. Under that there's a link to Maynard's old myspace that says "Maynard No Longer Belongs To Myspace". Click on it, and it goes to an invalid membership ID error page.

[Xanatos]

Maynard has a Xanga. Fact!

[BatterY316]

This isn't what you assume it to be.

what do I assume it to be?

[SpareForTheWarFishers]

Maynard has a Xanga. Fact!

Yeah like I'm gonna trust Bill Clinton!

[TTM]

over ANALizing seperates the body from the mind, deeeerrrrrrrr

[pryingopenmy3rdeye]

over ANALizing seperates the body from the mind, deeeerrrrrrrr

gtfo

[the great collapse]

jesus posted on my page, twice

adam did as well

i'm actually justin

[bonus.cheese]

http://www.auroboros.net/images/flower_of_life.jpg

that was one of the comments on the Jesus myspace

[erazorhead]

Maynard has a Xanga. Fact!

what's a Xanga?

[skizzott]

I don't usually try to decipher anyone's messages, but this one caught my eye:

.

In my original lifetime, I spent quite a bit of my time avoiding doing the right thing. In my late-20s, I finally wised up. It's never too late to change for the better.

Everyone have a wonderful day.

-J


Just wondering if this has anyting to do with the 10,000 days thing. Late 20's=10,000 days. Shit, I'm doing it, analyzing. Well, I"m visiting Merkin Vinyards (i'll be in Phoenix from 4/29-5/2) so maybe I'll bump into the man and I'll just ask, but if it's on 5/2, I might already have all the answers.


For the record, I don't think it's Maynard, but someone with ties to him. Just because some of the post's were made during times, that I don't think he had time to post, but then what do I know? I don't even exist.

[Loveboat Captain]

Maynard once walked on water, as a side project.

[a_sirian_in_agony]

does anyone have a link to the god profile thats affliated with TOOL???...

[skizzott]

That was the day you could buy Maynard's wine off the internet. No joke.


You can only buy from Merkin Vineyards if you go to the tasting room at Page Spring Cellars. They don't sell it online, there were limited quantities produced. I'll actually be getting some next month.

[mike tyson]

Here's a new one:

"Thursday, March 30, 2006

Sunday, April 2nd:

Look here on the above-mentioned day.


Currently watching:
The Song Remains the Same

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"

[mike tyson]

ahem...?

[blair's man sausage]

Here's a new one:

"Thursday, March 30, 2006

Sunday, April 2nd:

Look here on the above-mentioned day.


Currently watching:
The Song Remains the Same

1:14 PM - 2 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment

"

i wonder if that will give any insight as to who this wanna be messiah may be?

[HolyReality]

"Thursday, March 30, 2006

Sunday, April 2nd:

Look here on the above-mentioned day.

"
I noticed this as well...definitely interesting....

[/V\agina]

Who here is going to check Jesus's myspace on April 2nd, like he said?

That's actually my birthday.... crazy...

[dracomordag]

i certainly will

but, why is this not in the other thread?

[Boozy Eulogist]

I donno, I'm sure you could find out in one of the other threads about it.

[/V\agina]

I made this before I saw the other thread.

[Exoskeletal]

Sunday, April 02, 2006


The search begins:

I need help, help in the form of new disciples. If you're interested, please send me a message with the title "Disciple". In this message, feel free to tell me anything you want to explain your qualifications.

I'm not necessarily looking for 12 people. I may have more, I may have less. It all depends on the quality of the submissions.

While I have guidelines that I will follow to some extent in my selection process, these are by no means set in stone.

Final deadline for submissions will be April 16th, 2006.

I hope everyone has a wonderful day.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=15851825&blogID=105249638&MyToken=63a3e080-586e-4a48-be8f-9ee3801304c0

Weird... what the hell is Jesus thinkin lol?

[5th Eye]

April 16th eh?

[ArizonaBay]

Looking forward to seeing who Jesus/Maynard picks. This could be some funny shit.

[blackrock]

now this is news

[Holydirt]

If it really is Maynard, what do you think about the "6 years and change until the final note is played" comment? Could this be Tool's second-last album and in 6 years time they'll have released and toured with their final album? It would make sense seeing that 3 of them are in their 40s. I think this new album and one other classic in a few years time would be enough... just a thought.
Mayan Calander ends in 2012 (6 years) Jesus will see us in 6 years because it'll be doomsday.

[ArizonaBay]

The internet is one weird place. Bet there is some guy laughing his ass of at the idea that half the tool fans in the world think hes Maynard, and at the thought of what hes gonna make his twelve specially chosen idiots do.

[ArizonaBay]

sadly, I'm not one of those idiots.

I would like to be one of his idiots too really.

[teleincision]

dang it, i wanted to be one of his idiots... sounded like fun

[Anomaly]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=7132717

[Caner]

Hi. If you think Jesus is Maynard, how about this guy?
http://www.myspace.com/therealdevil
Has some very toolish friends and I think he was one of the first on Jesus' friendlist. Also notice that the (obviously real) Myspace-page of Puscifer (which came up later than this one) is called "therealpuscifer".
Still, there are some things on that page that really don't sound like MJK.

[splints]

Friday, April 14, 2006

**** *** *****

This day is always a painful one for me, and regardless of what people say, it wasn't very 'good'.

My wrists still ache to this day.






Poor Maynard.

[toocooltool]

and this is relevant to 10,000 days because?
GTFO.

[splints]

It's not, but it's Jesus and he's relevant everywhere.

[toocooltool]

It's not, but it's Jesus and he's relevant everywhere.

You just said, it isnt relevant, and it is relevant in the same sentance?

[Alistair_Carson]

Yesterday was Good Friday. Christ was crucified around 9am on Good Friday.

Even most atheists/agnostics are aware of this.

[mattw]

Yesterday was Good Friday. Christ was crucified around 9am on Good Friday.


'Jesus' must be pissed off right now, at least with Good Friday...

First, it's another anniversary of being crucified and, second, your brand new single has leaked all over the internet...

Bummer!

[jitbox]

Everything is about Jesus, Homer. Except this.

[2and46]

By the way, why are most christians pro-death penalty? Wasn't Jesus a victim of capital punishment?

That being said...this thread sucks. Happy fucking Easter...now go through with all of the christian rituals (coloring eggs, bunnies etc.) you stole from pagans.

[the great collapse]

he posted that blog before the song leaked

[Alistair_Carson]

By the way, why are most christians pro-death penalty? Wasn't Jesus a victim of capital punishment?




I can answer that. I'm pro-death penalty, provided the condemned are guilty as accused. Most Christians (and myself) believe in "an eye for an eye" when it comes to the death penalty.

Jesus, however, was not guilty as accused. He was falsely testified against, and therefore, executed for crimes he did not commit.

The problem with the death penalty today is that too many innocent victims are being executed in place of the real perpetrators. That, I have a problem with.

[kyyuulle]

maynard has a real myspace...

not this "Jesus" shit.

[2and46]

I can answer that. I'm pro-death penalty, provided the condemned are guilty as accused. Most Christians (and myself) believe in "an eye for an eye" when it comes to the death penalty.

Jesus, however, was not guilty as accused. He was falsely testified against, and therefore, executed for crimes he did not commit.

The problem with the death penalty today is that too many innocent victims are being executed in place of the real perpetrators. That, I have a problem with.

Most christians pick and choose out of the bible what they want to believe and practice, especially as far as the old testament is concerned. Given that Jesus was falsely accused, and given that our current society is dealing with the real possibility of innocent people being put to death, you would think christians would be more consistent regarding the issue. If there was ever an example of extreme hypocracy, this is it.

[SpiralReflection]

maynard has a real myspace...

not this "Jesus" shit.
link?

Adam linked to one that was MJK and legit, since then I haven't heard him of reviving a "real" profile. I believe the Jesus one has Tool connections, but probably isn't MJK himself. MJK was selective about who his "friends" were, he wasn't adding any fan. This Jesus profile was one of his friends

[kyyuulle]

http://www.myspace.com/therealpuscifer

[SpiralReflection]

http://www.myspace.com/therealpuscifer
damn, I hadn't noticed Adam was linking to this

[Jorge]

I can answer that. I'm pro-death penalty, provided the condemned are guilty as accused. Most Christians (and myself) believe in "an eye for an eye" when it comes to the death penalty.

Jesus, however, was not guilty as accused. He was falsely testified against, and therefore, executed for crimes he did not commit.

The problem with the death penalty today is that too many innocent victims are being executed in place of the real perpetrators. That, I have a problem with.

I thought most christians believed in forgiveness.

[Gratis]

http://www.myspace.com/therealpuscifer

:(

[SpiralReflection]

oh noes my friend count!!111!

[zonads]

Also, Ironically... both Maynard and Jesus share the birthday of April 17

[Briznitch]

http://www.myspace.com/therealpuscifer
DAMMIT WHERE'D HE GO????????

[randomhero8823]

he got tired of the constant emails and comments. i bet

[Briznitch]

he got tired of the constant emails and comments. i bet
Probably. Dammit I just wanted to grab a photo off there. Plus that song he had up was tightness.

[tangent]

Relating to an earlier post in this thread, I found this in a newsletter. Source:http://www.toolband.com/news/letter/2005_05.php

"Illegal?.. Well, that goes without saying. Look at us... Yeah, there's a can of 'night vision' under the back seat. Go take a long hard look! They're no Hodgies here, grunt. We screwed the pooch!.. Look, maggot, we just want to turn the f**k around and, in these times of war and impending war... and with all the dangers of this new century, go intrude upon a real secret base! We're just doing our patriotic DUTY to try and convince the enemy that we have all these technological marvels, and not just a bunch of Hummers reinforced with pieces of scrap metal cannibalized from blown up Hummers! Isn't the Integratron just a few klicks down the road?" F**k, why's this guy so uptight? What, is he prairie-doggin' in the 120 degree heat or pissed off about not getting Cinderella leave? Did they shut the local A&W down? "I've a nephew that's a chairborne ranger over on the Rock at Okinawa that'll have you fishing in the latrine for blind Mullets if you don't quit messing with us! This is Vince De Franco, inventor of the Dimension Beam. One more word, puke, and he'll beam your pimpled ass to Okinawa!" (NOTE: I should probably mention that at the time I had one of those "what god did I offend" hangovers - that and a spilled half of a cup of tepid KFC iced tea in one of my Frye boots). As Scott prepared to turn around, he informed this particular gyrene that the two SUVs behind us were our friends (and NOT rainbows). Well, for whatever reason (see photos), our friends, Camella, Heather, Adele and Amanda were treated a little more civilly at Alpha Alpha. "Oh, what kind of dog is that?" he asked one of the lovelies as Diablo poked his head from the back. Vince was probably right - it was us, and not the ladies that this guy wanted to frisk. From his attitude, he was probably Tool's biggest fan, and if he wouldn't have been running his suck, I would have told the bag of ass about Elephtheria. Jesus Christ, a van pulls up to a Marine guard post in the sand and everybody freaks - am I missing something here?

Then again um it could be a real crazy fan on the Jesus account.

[voleurz]

Also, Ironically... both Maynard and Jesus share the birthday of April 17
dude,
jesus was born on christmas no?

[Alistair_Carson]

dude,
jesus was born on christmas no?

No, that's just the time of year it's celebrated.

He was most likely born in the early fall (given that shephards visiting the nativity scene wouldn't have been watching their flocks in the middle of December).

The December 25th date is actually of pagan origin.

The irony.

[Briznitch]

No, that's just the time of year it's celebrated.

He was most likely born in the early fall (given that shephards visiting the nativity scene wouldn't have been watching their flocks in the middle of December).

The December 25th date is actually of pagan origin.

The irony.
Yet another reason I say Fuck some religion. They are all right, yet all so wrong.

[harvester99]

If it really is Maynard, what do you think about the "6 years and change until the final note is played" comment? Could this be Tool's second-last album and in 6 years time they'll have released and toured with their final album? It would make sense seeing that 3 of them are in their 40s. I think this new album and one other classic in a few years time would be enough... just a thought.


Probably refereing to the date 12/22/2012 or 13.0.0.0.0 in the Myan calendar.

[AgentDMT]

Yea, weird thing, all of those real Christian holidays such as Easter, Christmas, Independ.. .err... line up with ancient Pagan holidays so as to ease the conversion of the pagan culture to the new, hip Christian culture. I guess its a lot easier to convert someone when you tell them, "Oh yea! We Christians get real fucked up on that day too! Come be one of us!"

(Christian Holiday, Pagan Holiday) -Connection

(Easter, Ostara) - Ostara was about Gods rejoining the masses, celebration of spring and lots of bunnies and what not. "No wait, you have a holiday with bunnies and resurecction!? No way dude! We do too. Come be Christian!" - Oh yea, weird thing, usually lines up with Vernal Equinox. This was a fertility festival too. And we all know what happens at fertility festivals.

(Lent, Spring Celebration) - Pagans had a 40 day period of giving up meat apparantly, and mourning Tammuz. Only after they had a good festival of druken orgy. (Mardi Gras, Lupercalia)! Lent is from the Anglo-Saxon word lenctene.

(Christmas, Yule/Saturnailia) - Yule consisted of the rebirth of a God from Halloween, giving presents, wreaths, yule logs (go figure). "Yea our God was born on that day too! HELL YEA WE GIVE PRESENTS!" - Ironically, lines up with Winter Solstice. Saturnalia was the Pagan get drunk and do nothing but party festival. Yule was scandanavian.

(Halloween, All Saints Day) - not exactly on the same day but All Saints is an attempt to counter the Pagan holiday of Halloween. Pagan Halloween was the day the old God died and some Goddess mourns him till Yule. All Saints Day is for rememering Catholic saints. Didn't have the same appeal.

"He who writes history, controls the future."

[zonads]

great post AgentDMT

About Jesus and Maynard having the same birthday-

Google: The Star of Bethlehem: The Legacy of the Magi’

"Astrologers and astronomers searching for the Star of Bethlehem have long overlooked this primary source for an important piece of evidence: Aries the Ram ruled over Judea. This helped me reveal the Star that pointed the Magi to Judea where the King of the Jews was born on April 17, 6 BC - two years before King Herod died. My book, The Star of Bethlehem: The Legacy of the Magi also made use of other astrological primary sources which showed that to understand the Magi's Star, we need to understand astrology as it practiced as Ptolemy described."

"Jesus Christ was born in Bethlehem, Israel around 11:00 a.m. on Saturday, April 17, 6 B.C. with the influence of the Mercury & Mars on the Taurus, the Sun, Jupiter & Moon on the Aries (Ram), and the Saturn, Venus & Uranus on the Pisces. The Jupiter means Zeus of the Greek Mythology and the King. Also the Aries (Ram) means Israel and a sacrifice. The eclipse of the Jupiter means that Jesus Christ would be killed by the others in the future. In addition, he was the King of the planets on the solar system."

[xDxOxNx]

A few months ago when I first discovered Adams Myspace page there was a link that said "Maynard", naturally I clicked on it and lo and behold there was Maynard's Myspace page. He had a slight bio written in the 3rd person, a few pics and a couple of "friends". Shortly after I sent him a request to be added as a friend, the page disappeared. The link for Maynard is still on Adams page if you want to check it out, like I said, it doesn't work. Damn!! I really wish I had saved the contents of the webpage!!