people who have already heard the new tool album

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adam
maynard
justin
danny
joe barresi
mr. assistant engineer
blair
kevin willis
john ziegler
vince de franco
shcism's uncle
Buzz
camella grace
scot reeder
aaron harris
?devo


add anyone else you know about which i may need to hate.

[LetTheRabbitsWearGlasses]

You missed Jesus.

[paraology]

adam
maynard
justin
danny
joe barresi
mr. assistant engineer
blair
kevin willis
john ziegler
vince de franco
shcism's uncle
Buzz
camella grace
scot reeder
aaron harris
?devo


add anyone else you know about which i may need to hate.
Shcism's uncle....hahaha ...that is hilarious...I would say the chocolate brother from the parabola video has heard the new album so you can add him to the list.

[johnnyTrip]

i bet alex grey has heard it

[UtUmNo1]

One of them will leak it.

[Bogart]

way to plug my uncle in that list...

[ATARI]

I've heard it. It sounds a lot like Keith Urban though

[Bogart]

I've heard it. It sounds a lot like Keith Urban though
more like toby keith...i love that part where maynard screams he is going to put a boot in l. ron hubbards ass

[TurdEye13]

Josh Homme
Robert Fripp
Alex Grey

[[ænima]]

wahh??? i wanna hear this album? how'd you guys here it?and what does keith urban sound like?

[UtUmNo1]

Pud cracked a funny!

[[ænima]]

eh?....i still love tool....

[UtUmNo1]

You sir, are a fucking idiot.

[Spongebob]

who wasn't a fucking idiot when they were 15? (apart from rochey-o)

but really, noone has heard the new tool album because it hasn't finished being mastered and all that jazz.

[UtUmNo1]

who wasn't a fucking idiot when they were 15?

Mozart.

[varg]

it's okay everyone! he's canadian.
aaaahahahaha

[Hubbard]

This thread is so funny it brought me to tears.

[solomonarul]

This thread sunk/sink/sinken/took off/landed...

[whalethesecond]

who wasn't a fucking idiot when they were 15? (apart from rochey-o)
well whale.. time to face the facts.......

[awaking]

i heard some of it, it's the best work the band has done.

[Intertwined]

The leader of the peoples republic of china probably heard it too.

[Foamy]

Whats his face...the ginger one from QOTSA.

[fraz]

it's okay everyone! he's canadian.

actually he is Australian

[killershears]

']wahh??? i wanna hear this album? how'd you guys here it?and what does keith urban sound like?

LMAO If you weren't serious, which I know you are, then that would've been the funniest joke post ever.

[MikeBalzary]

LMAO If you weren't serious, which I know you are, then that would've been the funniest joke post ever.


...ummmmmmmmmm.... i disagree.

[magnolia]

Josh Homme
Robert Fripp
Alex Grey

Josh Homme? I have a friend who is interviewing him for a magazine this month. If Homme really heard the album, I'll make the bastard ask him what he thinks of it.

[/Parallelus/Reflectionis/]

']eh?....i still love tool....

don't pay attention to these hypocrites Neo.... herm... I mean...

They're just fuckin' with ya cause you're new to the boards.

And they're americans.

[dracomordag]

don't pay attention to these hypocrites Neo.... herm... I mean...

They're just fuckin' with ya cause you're new to the boards.

And they're americans.


no, I'm pretty sure they were fucking with him because he thought that people who said they had heard the album and it sounds like Keith Urban were serious.

[MikeBalzary]

no, I'm pretty sure they were fucking with him because he thought that people who said they had heard the album and it sounds like Keith Urban were serious.


agreed

[solomonarul]

who wasn't a fucking idiot when they were 15?
.

oh, mah..i can't wait to be 15.

[s ti N Kfizt]

oh, mah..i can't wait to be 15.
How old are you?

[radmanics]

How old are you?
What do you think the "age" part of someone's profile is for? their penis girth?

(Oh, And I'm back again)

[ATARI]

What do you think the "age" part of someone's profile is for? their penis girth?

(Oh, And I'm back again)

oh shit you mean it isn't??

[Hubbard]

How old are you?

............17 is the new cutoff.

[ARMZ]

Chet Zar

[solomonarul]

How old are you?
i am too young for this forum...Rochey is a mature person compared with meh.


What do you think the "age" part of someone's profile is for? their penis girth?

(Oh, And I'm back again)

yeah. i have a 13 inch penis.
use your mouth to help me clean it.


oh shit you mean it isn't??
whoa. 91 ? pretty huge.

[Blair Jr]

Add me.


B J

[s ti N Kfizt]

What do you think the "age" part of someone's profile is for? their penis girth?

(Oh, And I'm back again)
How could 13y old finnish guy (?) be on semi-official (?) Tool-forum??
I'm too stupid to know is he really 13 or isn't.. i don't believe it though.

[killershears]

What do you think the "age" part of someone's profile is for? their penis girth?

(Oh, And I'm back again)

LMAO thank you for the laugh

[radmanics]

LMAO thank you for the laugh

You're welcome ;D

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Bob Ludwig.

[kyyuulle]

shoosh you prick

[Lamb & Martyr^]

omg, leak guys!

I just heard a clip of one of the new songs.

Go to limewire and type tool leak leak leak, you'll get it

omg, it's only 15 seconds long though

! ! ! !


OMG, I heard the leak also its called NOT FUNNY.
Kind of ironic, isn't it?

[hanger25934]

the entire album is only 15 minutes. read " what we know"............... its been proven.

[Ganjalf]

i got invited to a special listen to the new tool cd party, and i must say it was good so you can also add me to the list

[hanger25934]

you were there too? i was so wasted i don't remember the album.

[waffel]

you were there? wtf


oh wait, now that you mention it, there was a guy bobbing his head up and down in Blair's lap, that musta been you!

[hanger25934]

i just found a supposed leak of a song called "Mechanica" on emule. anybody download this yet? i dont know if its going to work or not.

[orange.juice]

i just found a supposed leak of a song called "Mechanica" on emule. anybody download this yet? i dont know if its going to work or not.
what were you searching for to find this? OMG this must be the real leak!!!!11
downloadn it anyway.

[Nebel]

Ya I heard it, it was pretty kewl

[orange.juice]

kewl liek Kenzie?

[Nebel]

ya just kewl liek him lol mayb even more kewler i dunno

[hanger25934]

what were you searching for to find this? OMG this must be the real leak!!!!11
downloadn it anyway.


i searched for " new tool " i'll post when/if it downloads.

[orange.juice]

nuff said lol

[Foamy]

Surely that cant be legit...

[waffel]

nice edit

[Foamy]

nice edit
.

[moneyisevil]

I almost gurantee the album will leak

[orange.juice]

*whistles*

[Prana]

you know, with lateralus, it was on MJK's site....it was like
maynardjameskeenan.com/sularetal

anyone know this?

[hanger25934]

i searched for " new tool " i'll post when/if it downloads.

as i expected, it's not Tool.

[Boozy Eulogist]

As of a week ago Alex Grey had not heard it. Then again over the Summer he did say that if he were to be involved in the new work, he may not be able to talk about it, even to his CoSM employees. Wish he was more involved, but I doubt it.

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Andy King and a bunch of english journalists.

...supposedly

[tomadde]

There are a couple of listening-sessions here in Europe the next week. I know someone who got invited.

[5th Eye]

How often do they have those listening-sessions anyway? They're supposed to be in Amsterdam, correct?

[idontmind462]

Joe Lucas refused to listen to it.

[Peasy]

I've heard it. I was at the same listening party as said Andy King. He was sitting opposite me. Justin has a big beard and stopped me falling into the chair I was sitting on.

The album's really heavy, we were not given a title or track names and I didn't stay around to chat to band members as I was feeling too ill (although buoyant after hearing the album)

It'll be out in May and it is awesome.

[Peasy]

Through work. I work for a radio station and know people at the record company.

[ARMZ]

You might be telling the truth but you know no one here will believe you.

[Foamy]

You might be telling the truth but you know me and MikeTyson wont believe you.
Fixed

[orange.juice]

Justin has a big beard
IT MUST BE TRUE THEN

[millermt]

I've heard it. I was at the same listening party as said Andy King. He was sitting opposite me. Justin has a big beard and stopped me falling into the chair I was sitting on.

The album's really heavy, we were not given a title or track names and I didn't stay around to chat to band members as I was feeling too ill (although buoyant after hearing the album)

It'll be out in May and it is awesome.

Would you post some more info? Something like some lyrics that you recall or soundbites you recall or something?

[Andorion]

I

Location: London. It must be true.

[Bogart]

I've heard it. I was at the same listening party as said Andy King. He was sitting opposite me. Justin has a big beard and stopped me falling into the chair I was sitting on.

The album's really heavy, we were not given a title or track names and I didn't stay around to chat to band members as I was feeling too ill (although buoyant after hearing the album)

It'll be out in May and it is awesome.
You don't know shit

[Boozy Eulogist]

I sure know that if I ever accidently do something cool involving Tool again, I won't mention it here. Unless I get a few thousand posts...then I bet I'll be telling the truth. ;-)

[Andorion]

Or you can just post more information now and prove yourself, but then you'd have to have some real information to post...

[Nebel]

I believe him, since he didn't say a specific date because during the listening session Tool didn't give them a specific date, only "May", according to Andy King but yes post more information.

[orange.juice]

drum roll

[Boozy Eulogist]

When I do have real information, I will be more than happy to post it. While I never want to come off as a snob, I'm always a fan of sharing information with others when I have it.

[Nebel]

Here's what Paul had to say from Tool Army, nothing really new but exciting nonetheless:

Actually heavier / louder / more aggressive than before, there's so many familiar 'Tool' sounds (that still sound so fresh) and yet so many new sounds from individuals and the band as a whole. MJK's vocals on some songs sound like you've never heard him before. And nothing as mellow as Disposition / Reflection.

BUT - Mr K is now in BIG trouble with the band and label for running a review so soon - a real shame as apparently nobody said it was "top secret" / or warned anyone not to in advance, so I'm gonna shut up now too - don't want to piss anyone off.

BTW hes confirmed to be legit by Andy King.

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me.