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cacophony
08-07-2005, 10:58 PM
And I quote...
08 Aug 05
test5
What the?
cacophony
08-07-2005, 11:07 PM
Wait, now it's gone....
Looks like they just put the photo back up.....
Tertius Oculum
08-08-2005, 01:07 AM
Fuck, I really need a TA membership.
just simulacra
08-08-2005, 02:27 AM
No, you really don't.
merman
08-08-2005, 02:37 AM
Is a TA membership even worth it?
just simulacra
08-08-2005, 02:53 AM
It hasn't been since the first year.
Now? Maybe you could justify it ... espcially with all the new jazz jazzing about.
Thermopyle
08-08-2005, 07:09 AM
what is the "news"?
Nobody makes sense. It's like that blair guy...
gooding
08-08-2005, 08:33 AM
08 Aug 05
test5
Someone tell us what this means!
dracomordag
08-08-2005, 08:56 AM
most likely they were having problems with the site so they put up a test news message. I do it all the time with my site.
cacophony
08-08-2005, 12:00 PM
Ah ha!
Now more official news about the signed versions on the army...
Quite simply they are signed and sitting at a factory for pressing...
Dirty Sanchez
08-08-2005, 12:09 PM
For future reference; If you're gonna post about there being news at TA, post the fucking news or shut up about it.
Isac Khrondor
08-08-2005, 12:16 PM
For future reference; If you're gonna post about there being news at TA, post the fucking news or shut up about it.
Legend.
mike tyson
08-08-2005, 12:26 PM
omg test5 is the new album name!
cacophony
08-08-2005, 12:26 PM
For future reference; If you're gonna post about there being news at TA, post the fucking news or shut up about it.
I did...
Dirty Sanchez
08-08-2005, 12:54 PM
Copy/paste works better.
/Parallelus/Reflectionis/
08-08-2005, 02:18 PM
Here is the actual news for you all curious bastards :
08 Aug 05
SIGNED VINYL UPDATE
Just to let members know, the "slicks" for the limited edition of the Lateralus vinyl have all been individually signed by the band members and were delivered to the factory last Friday to be pressed. Therefore, it shouldn't be too long before we put them up for sale in the TA shopping bazaar. Don't worry, though, I will give a big heads up before this happens.
BMB
Better thank me for this. Although you can't have any of these without being on TA. hehe. Well I think the membership is beginning to pay off since a few days... and I'm guessing it will get better and better in the next days/weeks/months(hopefully not too many months)
Dirty Sanchez
08-08-2005, 02:20 PM
thanks
/Parallelus/Reflectionis/
08-08-2005, 02:23 PM
well the honor is mine, Sanchez
Akasha
08-08-2005, 08:30 PM
...and I'm guessing it will get better and better in the next days/weeks/months(hopefully not too many months)
Maybe this means pre-sales on the new album are gonna be available in the "next days/weeks/months(hopefully not too many months)". Just a thought. Maybe that thing about january next year was bullshit.
gooding
08-08-2005, 08:32 PM
omg test5 is the new album name!
lies, deceit, mistrust!
gooding
08-08-2005, 08:37 PM
If anyone really knows what the album is called then tell me immediatly. Rumours are trash. So far it seems that the new tool album has gone through 4 titles already and 2345345 release dates. Fuck we've got teleincision coming out on the 16th *cough, shart* which could be a live dvd. Then we've got Elephtheria, then some one said it could be called Hyparxis which is a lie then we have test5. lol. Tell me the truth.. YOU MUST MAKE HASTE.
UtUmNo1
08-08-2005, 08:40 PM
Refractionoid released on 25 Oct 05.
The album, not the DVD.
Tertius Oculum
08-09-2005, 01:13 AM
Refractionoid released on 25 Oct 05.
The album, not the DVD.
Any word on when the DVD comes out?
Spongebob
08-09-2005, 02:08 AM
DVD is january 2nd, its called: 'bliboran: the later-phallus strikes back featuring rochey-o and the navy'
Tertius Oculum
08-09-2005, 03:07 AM
Omfg, sweet. WHO COMES UP WITH THEIR TITLES? Fucking awesome.
haich
08-09-2005, 02:54 PM
intense...
Intertwined
08-09-2005, 06:24 PM
test5! BLAIR IS THE NEW 5th member of tool, he will be playing the skin flute.
Spongebob
08-09-2005, 06:53 PM
correction, im the 5th member of tool.
edit: i play the meathorn.
UtUmNo1
08-09-2005, 06:53 PM
DVD is january 2nd, its called: 'bliboran: the later-phallus strikes back featuring rochey-o and the navy'
Close.
Bliboran due out 15 Nov 05.
/Parallelus/Reflectionis/
08-09-2005, 07:28 PM
Maybe this means pre-sales on the new album are gonna be available in the "next days/weeks/months(hopefully not too many months)". Just a thought. Maybe that thing about january next year was bullshit.
hehe I feel like Blair now. someone quoting me and guessing that maybe it means something... well.. who knows ?
p.s. That Jan 06 release date FUCKIN' MUST be bullshit.
triad636
08-09-2005, 09:23 PM
fuck, i need a tool army membership and i need it now... who will donate to the poor (me) ???
Bill_Hix
08-09-2005, 09:35 PM
And I quote...
08 Aug 05
test5
What the?
"Testing Check one two three uh, I came into this world as a reject, look into these eyes"
Obviously it is maynard and not blair. Test5 contains five letters, but test, being a word, only contains four. Where do you get the other 1? "check ONE two three" Maynard uses this as an obvious reference to limp bizkit. Since limp bizkit actually wrote opiate, and it was the fifth song they played (following "nookie" and a reapeat of "nookie" because that's how limp bizkit fans listen to their music. Anyways
"into these eyes" What the durstarnd meant was " In two trese eyes" (the usage of a jamaican accent on 'three' stands out immediately to those of the true music.
So his third eye leads him to believe that the two eyes he has plus the third equals three. Add in the one and the two, and you have a parable of life.
Next tool CD: Significunt udder: remastered, and redun
haich
08-10-2005, 12:12 AM
hahah!
Tertius Oculum
08-10-2005, 01:41 AM
"Testing Check one two three uh, I came into this world as a reject, look into these eyes"
Obviously it is maynard and not blair. Test5 contains five letters, but test, being a word, only contains four. Where do you get the other 1? "check ONE two three" Maynard uses this as an obvious reference to limp bizkit. Since limp bizkit actually wrote opiate, and it was the fifth song they played (following "nookie" and a reapeat of "nookie" because that's how limp bizkit fans listen to their music. Anyways
"into these eyes" What the durstarnd meant was " In two trese eyes" (the usage of a jamaican accent on 'three' stands out immediately to those of the true music.
So his third eye leads him to believe that the two eyes he has plus the third equals three. Add in the one and the two, and you have a parable of life.
Next tool CD: Significunt udder: remastered, and redun
I'm in awe. That was the best complex piece of bullshit I've seen.
/Parallelus/Reflectionis/
08-10-2005, 08:07 PM
"Testing Check one two three uh, I came into this world as a reject, look into these eyes"
Obviously it is maynard and not blair. Test5 contains five letters, but test, being a word, only contains four. Where do you get the other 1? "check ONE two three" Maynard uses this as an obvious reference to limp bizkit. Since limp bizkit actually wrote opiate, and it was the fifth song they played (following "nookie" and a reapeat of "nookie" because that's how limp bizkit fans listen to their music. Anyways
"into these eyes" What the durstarnd meant was " In two trese eyes" (the usage of a jamaican accent on 'three' stands out immediately to those of the true music.
So his third eye leads him to believe that the two eyes he has plus the third equals three. Add in the one and the two, and you have a parable of life.
Next tool CD: Significunt udder: remastered, and redun
Woah ! You had time to waste there ! But hey, that was funny, and I prefer to read bullshit about the worst band ever rather than bullshit about Tool....
no wait... you did mention Tool you fuck !
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