fact(s) about Teleincision

[Noumenon]

Hi there,
this is my first post after several months of reading the comments on this forum. But I thought I needed to share this with y'all.
I first stumbled upon Teleincision whilst browsing through the 'expected' list of my favorite record store here in Holland. It was just the name and the release date. Since this is an independent record store, filled with great music and run by enthusiasts, I figured they might know something about it. So, this morning, I went over and asked.

It seems that Teleincision is indeed the new album, and not a dvd of some kind (a live show or a movie with a score by Tool). The guy ensured me though, that the current release date will be pushed back 'about 26 times, because that's happened with every Tool album to date'. He actually showed me that it was listed as a cd, and not as a dvd.

Although we are all aware that we're dealing with a band that doesn't like to do things the usual way, we can never be 100% sure until any information is provided by the band or their spokespeople, I do believe that this is a reliable source. Of course, when it comes to matters like release dates, we can all expect that Tool isn't gonna make this deadline, first and foremonst because of recent posts by Blair of Danny still being in the studio. But then again, it might just be a great big conspiracy and they're planning on sneaking the album into shops without anybody finding out about it. I mean, it's Tool...

Greetings, Noumenon.

[Spongebob]

its true, teleincision is true, the band made the title up, they released it through the grapevine, and the release date of august 16th.
but as you said, the album title and release date will change lots of times.
i think tool keep all their real info secret and let out rumours as a distraction.
i think that the chance of teleincision coming out as a cd or dvd or anything is fucking zero, its just not gonna happen, the new album title and release date will be on the site in a couple of weeks and the album will be out in october.

[Estevan]

Wow, great thread ! This is the first time anyone posted that they KNEW the rumor was true become some dude told them!

Great work! Keep it up! We don't have enough of these.

[Noumenon]

Yeah, except this isn't just 'some dude' who shouts meaningless things but gets this info from record companies i.e. people who know actual things.

[Intertwined]

Nice thread, Teleincision would make a good album title in my opinion.

[Estevan]

Some dude in a record store in Holland that knows more than some dude at a record store anywhere else! BRILLIANT!

[Bogart]

i doubt teleincision will be the name of the new album; a dvd i could see, but not the album. i think blair will give us some info in a few weeks about the dvd and the album.

[Paradigm619]

Some dude in a record store in Holland that knows more than some dude at a record store anywhere else! BRILLIANT!

Kill yourself.

[Akasha]

Hi there,
this is my first post after several months of reading the comments on this forum.

Umm, if youve been reading the forums for several months you should know that teleincision is just another rumor, and this is like the 100th+ thread about it. Until an album name is ON THE OFFICIAL TOOL PAGE, with a release date, anything you hear from ANYONE is complete bullshit. Even if it is on the tool page, most fans will have their doubts (knowing blair and tool for their hoaxes).

All thats happned is that Teleincision is the biggest rumored title atm, so all the company's are advertising Tool - Teleincision release dates to attract customers, i bet the store you saw the add at is where you will go from now on for info of release dates (uve been back once already, unless u get it on the net first) and when the real release date comes out you will more than likely get it through them, thats what they want.

[Bogart]

.....and let me add, gtfo

[mike tyson]

hey 2 dickhead who posted above me.. stfu and gtfo..

all he is saying is he knows there is rumors about it and he thinks this is pretty reliable information. all he is saying is that the cd will probably be called "teleincision" and the release date will be pushed back as usual. i guarantee either the cd or the dvd is titled teleincision.

shism81 is just a moron and will always be.. and i don't know who this Akasha moron is but he/she probably isn't worth knowing

[Bogart]

eat a dick

[Estevan]

It sounds like the record store dude in Holland has been reading the rumors on this forum too much, unlike the retard that posted the 932'd moronic thread about it.

[haich]

It sounds like the record store dude in Holland has been reading the rumors on this forum too much, unlike the retard that posted the 932'd moronic thread about it.
good one

[Thermopyle]

It sounds like the record store dude in Holland has been reading the rumors on this forum too much, unlike the retard that posted the 932'd moronic thread about it.


STFU!! Get of toolnavy if you dont like rumors.

[Noumenon]

being obnoxious gives estevan a hard-on... campin' 24/7 eh, me ol' china?

P.S. gaat lekker in je nest poepen, flikker.

[/Parallelus/Reflectionis/]

hey 2 dickhead who posted above me.. stfu and gtfo..

all he is saying is he knows there is rumors about it and he thinks this is pretty reliable information. all he is saying is that the cd will probably be called "teleincision" and the release date will be pushed back as usual. i guarantee either the cd or the dvd is titled teleincision.

shism81 is just a moron and will always be.. and i don't know who this Akasha moron is but he/she probably isn't worth knowing

I think I'm begining to like you heh

[Windir]

P.S. gaat lekker in je nest poepen, flikker.

I saw that ;]

*says on annoying little immature bratt voice*
Imma report that to the admin and get you banned

[tomXwithXweather]

Nice thread, Teleincision would make a good album title in my opinion.

No, it wouldn't. Teleincision sounds horrible.

[Self_Destructive]

^ I agree... Teleincision??? Not enough "Toollish"... I would go with a title in enoch or something weird like that... Teleincision doesn't sound good...

[Estevan]

STFU!! Get of toolnavy if you dont like rumors.Im glad you learned to abbreviate cuss phrases, I'm sure it'll come in handy with your new internet posting past-time. But I don't come here to read stupid redunant crap spewed ceaslessly by 14-18 year old kids about nothing. So how's about you get 'of' toolnavy until you have something interesting to say ...

[ATARI]

Since when has a word been "toolish?"

[Noumenon]

Estevan, you seem tense. Have you ever tried having your colon irrigated?

[tomXwithXweather]

Im glad you learned to abbreviate cuss phrases, I'm sure it'll come in handy with your new internet posting past-time. But I don't come here to read stupid redunant crap spewed ceaslessly by 14-18 year old kids about nothing. So how's about you get 'of' toolnavy until you have something interesting to say ...

stfu

Since when has a word been "toolish?"

Since yesterday, I guess you missed the toolish word ceremony.

[Thermopyle]

So how's about you get 'of' toolnavy until you have something interesting to say ...

Dito

[Oculate]

NOW WHERE WAS I...

Oh yeah, "Teleincision." If only it was that easy. Justin and Shelee's store is called Lobal Orning! Here's what one emailer wrote: ""Teleincision is the big new Tool rumor right now, but what most people don't know is that its origin was from the toolshed.down.net opinion forum." So, perhaps, we can put this one to rest?

-Blair

Release dates are set on Tuesdays in accordance with the posting of the industry's sales figures (on Mondays)... therefore, if something by Tool were to be released that week it would be on September 13th, 2005...

Edit: That cheaply made web site says August... what was I thinking?

To the best of my knowledge, the plan was that the DVD would come out before the new album...

--
Peace.

[UtUmNo1]

Refractionoid on 25 Oct 05.

Tracklisting at #30 (http://toolnavy.com/showthread.php?t=29263)

[Tertius Oculum]

My tracklisting is real.

[UtUmNo1]

Nuh-uh.

Mine is.

The connection is obvious.

[mike tyson]

eat a dick

omg gr8 comeback

[mike tyson]

Im glad you learned to abbreviate cuss phrases, I'm sure it'll come in handy with your new internet posting past-time. But I don't come here to read stupid redunant crap spewed ceaslessly by 14-18 year old kids about nothing. So how's about you get 'of' toolnavy until you have something interesting to say ...


You're SO cool man. Perhaps you should get the fuck out of here. Go suck on Maynard's cock some more you pansy. Maybe you should leave since you have nothing interesting to say either.

Oh and don't come back with the weak comeback that I don't have interesting shit to say either, because I don't try to be interesting.

Get fucked.

[Intertwined]

By Mike Tyson none the less. Slide down 14 inches on Mike-y's cock. (The Boxer)

[Bogart]

why cant we be friends tyson...what did i ever do to you

[Tertius Oculum]

You're SO cool man. Perhaps you should get the fuck out of here. Go suck on Maynard's cock some more you pansy. Maybe you should leave since you have nothing interesting to say either.

Oh and don't come back with the weak comeback that I don't have interesting shit to say either, because I don't try to be interesting.

Get fucked.

LOL U ****

[UtUmNo1]

Tyson's on holiday in England...

[ATARI]

my third has opened

[Akasha]

hey 2 dickhead who posted above me.. stfu and gtfo..

all he is saying is he knows there is rumors about it and he thinks this is pretty reliable information. all he is saying is that the cd will probably be called "teleincision" and the release date will be pushed back as usual. i guarantee either the cd or the dvd is titled teleincision.

shism81 is just a moron and will always be.. and i don't know who this Akasha moron is but he/she probably isn't worth knowing

No:

NOW WHERE WAS I...

Oh yeah, "Teleincision." If only it was that easy. Justin and Shelee's store is called Lobal Orning! Here's what one emailer wrote: ""Teleincision is the big new Tool rumor right now, but what most people don't know is that its origin was from the toolshed.down.net opinion forum." So, perhaps, we can put this one to rest?

-Blair

[Estevan]

You're SO cool man.Yes I know.
Perhaps you should get the fuck out of here. Go suck on Maynard's cock some more you pansy. Maybe you should leave since you have nothing interesting to say either.Seriously? That's your comeback? That was really dumb, even for a pimple faced dork like yourself. You can have one more chance though - don't be so stupid next time.
Oh and don't come back with the weak comeback that I don't have interesting shit to say either, because I don't try to be interesting.Well I was going to come back with a weak comeback about you not having anything interesting to say, but you already took care of that yourself, for some reason ...
Keep flaming yourself, it saves the rest of us time.
Get fucked.Hooray for you as well for learning how to cuss, but I have to admit that you're not going to impress anybody on the internet with cussing, even 8 year olds can do that these days.

I'd know, I teach a lot of them how to cuss, and they're better at it than you.

[Spongebob]

FACT and TELEINCISION is like an oxymoron.

im so clever.

[The Schlone]

FACT and TELEINCISION is like an oxymoron.

im so clever.

SPONGEBOB and BACON BITS is like a pseudo-submarine death ray.

Fuck the French.

[Naga Royal Guard]

Fuck the French?

FUCK YOU

[Tertius Oculum]

MORE LIEK SUPAR ALIEN HYBRID.

[Naga Royal Guard]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Tertius Oculum]

Thats what I said, as I moved further down the basement. He told me to remove my clothes, I did as he said. I did not want what happened to Johnny to happen to me.

[mike tyson]

Yes I know.

Seriously? That's your comeback? That was really dumb, even for a pimple faced dork like yourself. You can have one more chance though - don't be so stupid next time.

Well I was going to come back with a weak comeback about you not having anything interesting to say, but you already took care of that yourself, for some reason ...
Keep flaming yourself, it saves the rest of us time.

Hooray for you as well for learning how to cuss, but I have to admit that you're not going to impress anybody on the internet with cussing, even 8 year olds can do that these days.

I'd know, I teach a lot of them how to cuss, and they're better at it than you.


Pull your head out of your ass. When did anyone start listening to shit that Blair says?

[BatterY316]

yippee it is true

[clarity.]

But really, Teleincision would suck as a title. It has a horrible ring to it. "tele"-"incision"? Just go with "Incision" instead.

Hope it doesn't happen.

[Goldfoot]

But really, Teleincision would suck as a title. It has a horrible ring to it. "tele"-"incision"? Just go with "Incision" instead.

Hope it doesn't happen.

"Incision" without the "tele" is too vague.

[cold and faded anger]

finally! some ACTUAL news on the new album! five bucks says the album will be released in january-06

[clone]

who?

[/Parallelus/Reflectionis/]

finally! some ACTUAL news on the new album! five bucks says the album will be released in january-06

I bet you five bucks that's bullshit

[gooding]

I'll bet five bucks that the album comes out on November 8th. While checking out the tool site I checked the properties and it said that the site expires on November 8th 2005. This could possibly mean that the site will either have to renew the domain or the site will have to be updated due to the fact that a new release is out. If this is true then I imagine that the album section would be updated and the lyric section. I also checked www.teleincision.com and it expires August 16th / 05. I also checked the maynard site and it expires 2 days after. So, we'll have to wait and find out just what is going on around here! I hope that my predictions come true.

[docder]

just a thought, but maybe the "coming soon 8-16-05" date on teleincision website is the day the site itself becomes active.

[dracomordag]

I'll bet five bucks that the album comes out on November 8th. While checking out the tool site I checked the properties and it said that the site expires on November 8th 2005. This could possibly mean that the site will either have to renew the domain or the site will have to be updated due to the fact that a new release is out. If this is true then I imagine that the album section would be updated and the lyric section. I also checked www.teleincision.com and it expires August 16th / 05. I also checked the maynard site and it expires 2 days after. So, we'll have to wait and find out just what is going on around here! I hope that my predictions come true.

That would be awsome if that was true... and Nov. 8th sounds like a good date to me...

but the expiration date of a site doesn't say too much. It most likely just means that they bought the site on a yearly contract on Nov. 8th last year, so if they don't renew it, site will go bye-bye.

[gooding]

hey, i was thinking the exact same thing. it doesn't say much. But it would be cool if it were true.

[fraz]

Interesting to note that the teleincision site is down at the moment (bandwidth expired message)

[Intertwined]

That site is definitely a fake if they had a little amount of bandwidth, considering that site barely has nothing on it.

[Underalus]

Also, November 8th is my birthday so that would be awesome. Come to think of it, when I PM'd Adam about a myspace invitation I told him a bit about myself so he'd know more about me and I mentioned my birthday was in november, to which he replied "Have a happy birthday in november".......I now believe that it will come out in november because of his reply. If anyone wants proof I can do the old ctrl+c, ctrl+v.
You all better remember to wish me happy birthday when you get back from the record store on the 8th.

[Spongebob]

just one day till telecinsicon comes out in NZ, august 16th tommorow, woohoo cant wait this double DVD CD is gonna rule!

[gooding]

just one day till telecinsicon comes out in NZ, august 16th tommorow, woohoo cant wait this double DVD CD is gonna rule!

Man, are you fawkin serious. Tool = good tunes. also Tool = fawked.