July newsletter

[Spongebob]

Well its better than the June newsletter that came out like one hour before it.

Its pretty much just details of their party filled with random big words and small difficult words, it has some cool pictures, an ugly one of blair, and some nice ones of adam and danny getting pissed.
it doesnt really say anything about tool, unless it is hidden.

add to the list of useless threads in the F.A.R.M, but yeah, the pictures are cool.

[ARMZ]

On Friday, July 1st, wearing a "Do the chickens have large talons?" tee-shirt...

I thought that was funny.

[tops008]

"BMB: And burgers... Seriously, did you know that Adam's favorite burger is from The Firefly? It's not on the menu, so you have to order the "Secret Burger." At first no one believed me when I told them about it. George Clooney, Tommy, Angelo... I always saw that actor gang getting them, and then Kipling told me about it... and I finally told Danny about it. I think it's now Danny's favorite burger as well. I've tried it, but I always order it without the bleu cheese and bacon and onions and shit. Once it's stripped of its finery, there's nothing that spectacular about it... nothing, at least, to make it have to be a "secret burger." Good with a Red Stripe, though... Did anyone tell you anything about any Tool release dates?.. JOE: No... BMB: Well, that's a shame... "

[epinephrine_redux]

edited for stupidity

[Isac Khrondor]

I wonder where Justin and Maynard were.

Blair is a cunt, I hate these shitty newsletters.. why does he think we care about what he ate, or what fucking burger Adam enjoys eating?

Blair and the other members of Tool get all uptight when people are after information about the band, they crack shitty sarcastic jokes about wanting to know the colour of their underwear, or even their social security numbers, yet Blair constistanly posts these good-for-abso-fucking-lutley nothing newsletters filled with shit about a t-shit Adam bought Blair, a burger one of the band members likes to eat, Adams wife driving a car, one of their freinds did something he thinks is funny.. and the list goes on.

I really hope Blair either gets a real job or kills himself.

[5th Eye]

The June newsletter is really retarded...in the first half he talks about Close Encounters of the Third Kind (he calls is CE3K) but later he suddenly switches it to CE4K for no reason at all.

He's a real douche though.

[Madklikor]

What about : "BMB: did anyone tell you anything about any Tool release dates?.. JOE: No... BMB: Well, that's a shame... "

Could it mean that there is actually a release date for something?

Or if Joe is the producer, could that mean that there isn't any release date for now?

Fuck Blair?

[thevirusunknown]

I'm sure theres some hidden messages in that newsletter that you can't figure out unless you're some kind of genius. You think Blair gets paid a lot? Maybe he does this for free?

[Cid]

I'm sure theres some hidden messages in that newsletter that you can't figure out unless you're some kind of genius. You think Blair gets paid a lot? Maybe he does this for free?


$666 a month

[5th Eye]

Bliar doesn't get paid. In exchange for writing updates, the Tool crew let him sleep in the studio and feed him dog buscuits.

[Tertius Oculum]

Icelandic Barbie!!!! WHAT A TREAT.

[Tertius Oculum]

I'VE FIGURED IT OUT:
http://www.dcmilitary.com/army/pentagram/archives/jun16/pt_c61600.html

[Tertius Oculum]

"I give my turtle cherries," said another participant, "that's why his mouth is red!"

[smirk]

Where is the link to the newsletter, I don't see it in Firefox or IE?

[mike tyson]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/jobjohnny2/blair.jpg

[smirk]

thanks Mike thats a big help

[Tertius Oculum]

http://www.toolband.com/news/letter/2005_07.php

[Tertius Oculum]

From the July Newsletter from 2000
"Psychedelic guru, Timothy Leary also claimed to be receiving these Sirian manifestations. During the dog days(July 23-Sept 8)of 1973, he recorded his Starseed Transmissions."

THE NEW RELEASE DATE IS SEPTEMBER 8, 1973

We must attain a time machine to go back and harass the families of the TOOL members to put out an album in 2005 (August 15th).

[smirk]

thanks new guy, complete waste of time to read that but thanks anyway

[mike tyson]

my help was more helpful

[ARMZ]

Blair looks like Bob Lazar.....

[mike tyson]

Bob Lazar (http://www.carpenoctem.tv/haunt/nv/img/boblazar.jpg)

Blair (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/jobjohnny2/blair.jpg)

[mike tyson]

kinda.. they both look like steven king

[ARMZ]

hehe they do too, perhaps there is some sort of 'evil' 'UFO' 'conspiracy' called 'iTufOOL'

[Wretched]

That's blair, I thought Blair was the guy playing with the Barbies.

[5th Eye]

No, he does that in private, and films it so he can relive his best memories at a later time.

[rochey-o]

i always thought that blair was black

[Tertius Oculum]

Stephen King (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/the_manchurian_candidate/stephen_king/manlapred.jpg)

[5th Eye]

Damn! He's gotten old.

Yeah, I thought that Bob Lazar looked more like Stephen King than Blair.

[Kelly]

That's blair, I thought Blair was the guy playing with the Barbies.

if you read the the last paragraph of the newsletter, blair talking to someone named joe says, you were playing with the barbies or what not.

[5th Eye]

JOE: Aren't you a little old to be playing with Barbie dolls? BMB: I wasn't actually playing with her... JOE: Okay, but nevertheless, you did take her out for a night on the town. BMB: Well, if you call a super casual barbecue and Ziegler's potato jams a night out on the town... She doesn't spill salsa on my carpet like the real ones...Loser.

[el rancho ovulate]

Blair cracks me up

Seriously, am I the only one who thinks he's funny?

[spitcodfry]

I think he's funny. Once you start to decipher at least half of what he's going on about it starts to get amusing.

Speaking of Blair look-alikes: about a month ago I was in this shop called "Gargoyle" on University Ave in Seattle. They sell a bunch of, well, miniature gargoyles. Incense, aromatic candles, tarot cards, etc. An accessory shop for the practicing occultist, if you will. As I was in there I spotted a middle-aged fellow reading some thick tome in the corner. This guy looked so much like Blair that I had to contain myself from bursting out laughing. These pompous pseudo scholar magician types really do run in the same circles don't they? Maybe there's some sort of breeding program going on. Blair was crafted at Area 51. That's why he enjoys going there all the time. He must reenter the womb.

[PsychoX_02568]

Wow! I am officially pissed. Two knew newsletters and not one fucking damn thing about tool. Wtf!

I think I'm gonna work on an anti-Blair flash project. Think it should have to do with him getting raped anally with certain objects. Anybody got thoughts? Best objects make it into the game.

[Nith Sahor]

How about a first edition Aleister Crowley book?

[PsychoX_02568]

Haha. I had a similar idea. I was thinking IJINX!

[5th Eye]

Speaking of Blair look-alikes: about a month ago I was in this shop called "Gargoyle" on University Ave in Seattle. They sell a bunch of, well, miniature gargoyles.As I was reading this, I thought you were going to say that Bliar looks like a gargoyle...

...

...

[PsychoX_02568]

swing and a miss...

[5th Eye]

Actually I was being serious, I'm really tired, okay?

[PsychoX_02568]

Babysitters club.

[Tertius Oculum]

Why don't you just set up a road block to Area 51?

Then when he comes, DRIVE A SEMI INTO HIS VEHICLE.