teleincision on toolband.....

[WearingVans501s]

well, sort of.....BMB's gonna speak about it in a couple of days.....check it out fer yerself.........

www.toolband.com

[idiotboy]

OMG THE NEW ALBUM WILL BE CALLED DRACONAUTS! LIKE OMGWTFLOLWAKKADOODEEDOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

oh wait. nobody gives a shit.

[the mechanic]

where does he say he's going to speak?

[the mechanic]

oh nevermind, i see it now.

i think that means that teleincision isnt the title.

when it's self-titled you all owe me a blowjob

[thirdseason17]

I owe you a blowjob anyways.

[waffel]

omg the title of the post is UNEARTHLINK

IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING.

[LoKi]

yeah, all tools new album is lyrically linked to the band Unearth... endless fight...

[triad636]

fukin blair... we better get the skinny on this shit soon..

[SAGET]

I just saw BLAIR at the movie theater...and I was asking him about the album, and he said it was going to be called "Teleincision", but then you guys are so smart that you figured it out...so they changed it.

[oiad]

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[Kelly]

kimmy gibler's room has a computer?

[cureformax]

Everyone should send an e-mail like this...

To: [email protected]
Subject: New Stuff

Hey Blair --

Can you send me advanced copies of the new DVD and album (both versions on tape would avoid any "leak" possibilities)? I'll give you my address once I hear back from you.

Thanks a lot...

-- Max

[Nith Sahor]

That's a start, but it's actually [email protected].

[Raider]

Update on Toolband concerning Teleincision:

NOW WHERE WAS I...

Oh yeah, "Teleincision." If only it was that easy. Justin and Shelee's store is called Lobal Orning! Here's what one emailer wrote: ""Teleincision is the big new Tool rumor right now, but what most people don't know is that its origin was from the toolshed.down.net opinion forum." So, perhaps, we can put this one to rest?

[...KiLLeR ToFu...]

Why the hell does he mention lobal ornings in that little message?
Makes no sense

[waffel]

I hate blair now more then ever. He never makes any fucking sense and always says shit in the stupidest way.

[MentalSanityOff]

good. now i can make an album called teleincision.

[blue/shimmering]

NOW WHERE WAS I...

Oh yeah, "Teleincision." If only it was that easy. Justin and Shelee's store is called Lobal Orning! Here's what one emailer wrote: ""Teleincision is the big new Tool rumor right now, but what most people don't know is that its origin was from the toolshed.down.net opinion forum." So, perhaps, we can put this one to rest?

this absolutely proves that the album is called teleincision.

[...KiLLeR ToFu...]

Teleincision was a retarded name anyway. It just sounded so made up. My bet is on "Horizontalis."

Wasnt the other rumored name on toolband "Elephtheria?"

[...KiLLeR ToFu...]

this absolutely proves that the album is called teleincision.
It proves just the opposite

[flipmojo]

Nothing is proven. Blair says nothing as usual and then ends his post asking a question. He didn't confirm anything.

You get more information about VOLTO and PIGMY LOVE CIRCUS than TOOL. There is something seriously wrong with that. Fuckin' lame.

[Tyson]

Nothing is proven. Blair says nothing as usual and then ends his post asking a question. He didn't confirm anything.

You get more information about VOLTO and PIGMY LOVE CIRCUS than TOOL. There is something seriously wrong with that. Fuckin' lame.

How stupid must you feel to be duped by an obvious hoax bitch?

[the mechanic]

How stupid must you feel to be duped by an obvious hoax bitch?
laugh out lizoud

[ATARI]

take it like a man

[LP|Stang]

I had my heart set on Teleincision. It was so groovy.

[LP|Stang]

Bastard!

[blue/shimmering]

maybe BMB is teasing us for info cause he comes here and all people are ever doing is rag on him. perhaps we should send him a bunch of fucking flowers with the words "we love you BMB - love TDN boarders".

or perhaps i could just wait for the new album.

[...KiLLeR ToFu...]

maybe BMB is teasing us for info cause he comes here and all people are ever doing is rag on him. perhaps we should send him a bunch of fucking flowers with the words "we love you BMB - love TDN boarders".

or perhaps i could just wait for the new album.

Very wise

[bluefire]

One thing you have to ask yourself is "if 'teleincision' was true, how would blair respond?" He'd probably post the same way. And like its been said, he never denied or confirmed anything with his post. He just writes ambigious shit. I don't care anymore, I guess when it comes out, it comes out. The 'updates' section of toolband.com is so pointless.

[...KiLLeR ToFu...]

Im telling you that Teleincision is false. It sounds like something a 14yr old made up when he was high.

I think the biggest loser out there is the person who made Teleincision.com
Listen buddy, get a job you have way to much time on your hands!

[LP|Stang]

I don't even go to Toolband.com anymore, but I do have something to say to Killer Tofu:


Oh Eee oooo . . .KILLER TOFU!

I NEED MORE ALLOWANCE! YEAH YEAH!

[IC]

omg the title of the post is UNEARTHLINK

IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING.
yes, you are gay.

[triad636]

I don't even go to Toolband.com anymore, but I do have something to say to Killer Tofu:


Oh Eee oooo . . .KILLER TOFU!

I NEED MORE ALLOWANCE! YEAH YEAH!
great cartoon.. it was a classic

[Tyson]

Someone gets it....finally.




Read the Blair post. I mean fucking READ it.

Don't look for subtleties of hints.

He never denies that the album will be out on the 18th. Nor does he deny that it will be called "TeleIncision". Quite the opposite he brought it up in a way to make it seem as if someone mistakenly thought Justin and Shelly's store "Lobal Orning" was called "TeleIncision", and thus corrected the emailer.

Typical Blair....sigh. He made all of you realize he comes, reads, and yes probably even posts here.

You've been punched in the face one to many times.

[IC]

or not enough

[blue/shimmering]

okay. i'll summarise:

Tool arent idiots. they know that their fans arent idiots. they knew that after the whole Lateralus pre-release business, whatever they said/alluded to would be immediately disbelieved by most/all tool fans. they know the best way to get us to not have a clue about the album until it comes out is to tell us exactly what it is and when its coming, cause everyone would be trying so hard not to get excited about stuff that could potentially make them look like an idiot when it gets pulled.

conclusion: tool want us to react this way. BMB is their "tool" of control. by having him make bullshit up thats more bullshit than usual for Tool, they tried to get us to assume the whole thing reeks of crap...... so that when, in august, an album entitled Teleincision hits the shelf, we'll all be really surprised.

t.

[Tyson]

okay. i'll summarise:

Tool arent idiots. they know that their fans arent idiots. they knew that after the whole Lateralus pre-release business, whatever they said/alluded to would be immediately disbelieved by most/all tool fans. they know the best way to get us to not have a clue about the album until it comes out is to tell us exactly what it is and when its coming, cause everyone would be trying so hard not to get excited about stuff that could potentially make them look like an idiot when it gets pulled.

conclusion: tool want us to react this way. BMB is their "tool" of control. by having him make bullshit up thats more bullshit than usual for Tool, they tried to get us to assume the whole thing reeks of crap...... so that when, in august, an album entitled Teleincision hits the shelf, we'll all be really surprised.

t.

Tool are currently recording an album, they are in an isolated bunker at the moment. Release dates are the last thing on their collective minds. Stop reading into things so much.

[LP|Stang]

or not enough

Brilliant!

[Tyson]

I have yet to sire any children.

Not for lack of wanting from my mother in law though ;)

[Tyson]

Yeah, your lil' girl likes it rough.

That's about as lame as it gets.

Whoa, what a coincidence, I've also said that to your Father.

[Tyson]

He was pre-op when I said that to him, thus the lame comment.

[idiotboy]

holy jesus, i can't believe this has gotten two pages of discussion.

person #1: blair never confirms nor denies anything! that means it's called teleincision!

person #2: no no, he's just trying to make you think that. he said "can we put it to rest?"

person #3: no way dude, that's just what he WANTS you to think. it is teleincision!

person #4: tool knew we wouldn't believe this, so they're throwing us off, so that IS it...unless that's what they want us to think!

holy fucking shit, i'm gonna go cut out my eyes with rusty spoons.

*looking through drawers* uh... *looking in dishwasher* oh goddammit. MOM, WE NEED MORE SPOONS!!!!!!!

[cureformax]

Everyone should send an e-mail like this...

To: [email protected]
Subject: New Stuff

Hey Blair --

Can you send me advanced copies of the new DVD and album (both versions on tape would avoid any "leak" possibilities)? I'll give you my address once I hear back from you.

Thanks a lot...

-- Max

Follow this up with this message:

"Blair --

Just kidding about having you send me advanced copies of the DVD and album. I'll just buy them myself...and when will I be able to do that?

-- Max"

[Raw B]

Blair has plainly stated that Tool are still in the studio as recently as June 3rd. That would mean they haven't even begun post-production on the album, which would also mean that any August release date is bullshit. Don't expect this album until late Autumn.

[Laxku]

As recently as June 26, actually. I sent him an email partially concerning the album, and go this in response.

"The guys are still involved in the recording process so there is no release
date as of yet. Glad you enjoyed the performance and the person. ~ BMB"

So speaketh Blair, at any rate.

[Apoc]

dont expect the album until next year, and i still think the dvd news is bullshit. Yes im Mr. Optimism.

[tomXwithXweather]

I'm thinking exactly 11 months from today.

I said it once, and I'll say it again, 24 January, 2006.

[PsychoX_02568]

Wow this is fucking retarded. All this waiting to get some hazy fucktard answer from Blair the Bitch, which doesn't confirm or deny this. Fuck, I can't wait for this album to come out. First thing I'm gonna do is buy one copy, rip it to my computer and host it on bit torrent. Period.

Probably going to advertise about the bit torrent on every single forum I can find too. That ought to piss them bastards off. If Tools gonna mess with there fans I think the fans should mess with Tool. It's only fair.


Cumsalad cheese-bolt Sandwiches!

[kyyuulle]

that's really not bright.

[flipmojo]

How stupid must you feel to be duped by an obvious hoax bitch?

I don't feel stupid at all, you dumb mother fucker. This isn't a contest to see who can guess when the new Tool stuff is coming out. You have no idea how lame you sound. Keep talking shit to people behind your computer. Fucking coward.

BTW, my take on all these rumors was that the DVD was called 'Teleincision', not the new album.

[SaTaNs_LiTtLe_HeLpEr]

Why the hell does he mention lobal ornings in that little message?
Makes no sense
Maybe the answer to our question(s) is at that store? Like uhhh.... Lobal Ornings Sept. 13th.

Nothing is proven. Blair says nothing as usual and then ends his post asking a question. He didn't confirm anything.

You get more information about VOLTO and PIGMY LOVE CIRCUS than TOOL. There is something seriously wrong with that. Fuckin' lame.

Maybe those official sites have like a Blair alter ego and they write more about TOOL and VOLTO (Pigmy Love Circus site) or TOOL and Pigmy Love Circus (VOLTO site).

[SaTaNs_LiTtLe_HeLpEr]

Im telling you that Teleincision is false. It sounds like something a 14yr old made up when he was high.

I think the biggest loser out there is the person who made Teleincision.com
Listen buddy, get a job you have way to much time on your hands!
Actually that site looks like it could be made in 5 minutes. Unless you think pressing the 'Print Screen' key on your keyboard is extensive and strenuous work.

[holy reality]

Blair is teaching you highly valuable Buddhist lessons.

Namely, desire causes suffering.

Only when the Tool community abandons all faith in Tool's new album will it be released.

[UtUmNo1]

Refractionoid.

[Tyson]

I don't feel stupid at all, you dumb mother fucker. This isn't a contest to see who can guess when the new Tool stuff is coming out. You have no idea how lame you sound. Keep talking shit to people behind your computer. Fucking coward.

BTW, my take on all these rumors was that the DVD was called 'Teleincision', not the new album.

Coward?

Behind my computer?

I'm in front of my computer dipshit.

Also, I'd say your the dumb mother fucker for eating the tripe that was 'Teleincision'.

[Tyson]

In about three weeks you are going to have EVERY SINGLE ONE of these damn posts thrown back in your fucking face.

I'd add you to my list of dipshits but it seems you're already there.

[Tyson]

You sound like "The Source".



Thank you so much, he was one of my favourite people here.

[Twelve]

the teleincision rumor started on that norwegian web page, not here.

[GelatiCruiser]

Not that I buy into this hokie.....but it would be just like TOOL to bludgeon their listeners over the head with the new album just to see all of them scramble like the idiots we are to try to confirm or deny the information.

They just come on TDN during studio downtime and mock us thoroughly. S'okay though....I'm used to being mocked.

[KJM]

Some of you guys give them so much credit for tricking people you miss what's right in front of your face.

He mentioned the store because that's where the e-mail was recieved.

[UtUmNo1]

Refractionoid

[idiotboy]

nice. the germans love you.

[flipmojo]

Tyson is a troll. Vote to ban him from this board. No one needs to read his sad attacks on everyone who thinks something he doesn't.

[UtUmNo1]

Refractionoid is the name of the new album.

I fucking know.

[Tyson]

Tyson is a troll. Vote to ban him from this board. No one needs to read his sad attacks on everyone who thinks something he doesn't.

Poor baby, did your girlfriend just die?

[Tyson]

Refractionoid is the name of the new album.

I fucking know.

Bliboran.

[UtUmNo1]

All you Bliboran fucking losers will just be like losers when the album is called Refractionoid.

Cram it in your cram hole.

[Tyson]

Just like Mike.

[Underalus]

"Cram it in your cram hole". Where else would you cram it?

[GelatiCruiser]

In your non-cram hole?

[idiotboy]

"Cram it in your cram hole". Where else would you cram it?

your pie hole.
your face hole.
your ass, with walnuts.
your twat.
your hatchet wound.
your tuna taco.

[mike tyson]

In about three weeks you are going to have EVERY SINGLE ONE of these damn posts thrown back in your fucking face.

I didn't know someone could be as big a douchebag as you are.

[Tyson]

Nice reply, fageyes.

[ElectroBoogieJack]

Eat a dick fucktard.
HIS WIT AMPLIFIES.

[Tyson]

You are such a fucking idiot, did you also beLIEve that Maynard found Jesus?

Seriously, it was a hoax, get over it.

[Wretched]

did you also beLIEve

did you also fART

[UtUmNo1]

My farts are essentially a sirocco off my next turd.

Deep.

[Maynerd's Penis 2005]

fuck yes

i mean FUCK YES This is good

[Tyson]

did you also fART

Only in a contemporary style.

[champion]

gay.

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You just all piss me off with your fuckin' "n00b" bitching all the time.

And stop typing it that way.

Geez.