teleincision.com

[Enoob]

www.teleincision.com

do you buy it?

[Orph8998]

look like art similar to TB

[Spongebob]

im not convinced.

i emailed the little link at the bottom of the page: [email protected]
anyone could of made that site.

[Faith+1]

we will find out the 16th ....i think its real...but im gullable :D

[Bogart]

nope

[Nith Sahor]

You shouldn't be convinced... AdamSelene on ETS did a whois and apparently the guy who owns that site is not the same guy (Jeff Sherwood) in whose name Toolarmy.com, Toolband.com and Dissectional.com are registered.

[Enoob]

if you highlight the whole page you can see black incision marks, like a surgeon does before an operation-fun fact

[Faith+1]

meh...you are probably right...but it is fun to get my hopes up with tool news :P

[Orph8998]

by the way, its real

[Hman]

You shouldn't be convinced... AdamSelene on ETS did a whois and apparently the guy who owns that site is not the same guy (Jeff Sherwood) in whose name Toolarmy.com, Toolband.com and Dissectional.com are registered.
Ding, ding! Plus the site is registered through GoDaddy.com. Fake I think.

[iknowmaynard]

look like art similar to TB

what?

[Orph8998]

on the toolband cover page, i think the art looks similar

[the mechanic]

what?

the art is similar to tuberculosis

[Kelly]

no way i buy this

[Tyson]

What next, T-Shirts?

[tomXwithXweather]

Wasn't that supposedly not the new logo anyway?

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

That'd be a pretty cool logo, methinks.

My original inclination was that the site was created by some non-Tool dude, but think- They know we're on to their stupid rumors and fake things, so maybe they 'bought' the site under a different account/name for that purpose.

/extremely overanalytical

[Orph8998]

That'd be a pretty cool logo, methinks.

My original inclination was that the site was created by some non-Tool dude, but think- They know we're on to their stupid rumors and fake things, so maybe they 'bought' the site under a different account/name for that purpose.

/extremely overanalytical

are you a woman?

[nerve]

it's not real. some people have already talked to the guy that owns the site. he's a fan.

[Nith Sahor]

You know, I might be going crazy here, but if that is a fake website, isn't it in violation of Tool's terms of use by using the Tool logo? (I assume they/he did it without permission...)

[Tyson]

Yes.

[Spongebob]

anyone can make a website with the logo tool and write a date and call it telelinsion.com, its not against the law surely.

[Spongebob]

surely you dont need permission, wouldnt that make every non-offcial site on the net illegal.

[Cid]

wow...some people have way too much time and just want to waste it and their money. not that it's a lot of money, but definitely a waste.

[nerve]

if the dvd is titled teleincision, then he could charge a good amount of money for the domain.

he wasted his money.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

are you a woman?
Fuck you. :)


are you a moron? nevermind.

It's nice to see someone around here who also has their doctorate degree.

[GregoryWohlwend]

take a look at the source code... he would have used tables, he's no amatuer

also...

i know for a fact it's fake, unless josh didn't happen to have the original .psd lying around, which is bullshit, because...

1. the images on www.toolband.com and www.teleincision.com are exactly the same size

2. when zoomed into 1600% the background, in fact, does NOT have the 45 degree angled gradient, however, when you examine the edges of the logo, it is obvious that someone (and an amatuer at that) has cut out the logo from a screenshot of toolband.com, specifically in regards to the "T" on the top left corner.

3. Here is the original from Josh and here is the imposter from the douchebag side by side... www.maroonedmoon.com/fakers.jpg

...now get back to work.

[mike tyson]

that website's free, idiot.

[Isac Khrondor]

I wish could have done that, I wonder who made it.

[Orph8998]

are you a moron? nevermind.

right cause...me asking a gender question makes me a moron....

now can you please answer me, are you a woman? because i find your posts to be quite girly, and if you were a girl, i would not make fun of you, but if you were a guy, i'd say stuff like "shut the fuck up n00b" and what i have been saying to you in other threads....thanks

-orph

[GelatiCruiser]

BS

[Perseensilmä]

real

[fire engine]

I've talked to the man who made this site. It's the real deal, for sure, but I can't let you in on anything else at the moment.

[Scarecrow]

right cause...me asking a gender question makes me a moron....

now can you please answer me, are you a woman? because i find your posts to be quite girly, and if you were a girl, i would not make fun of you, but if you were a guy, i'd say stuff like "shut the fuck up n00b" and what i have been saying to you in other threads....thanks

-orph

stfu n00b

[the mechanic]

stfu n00b
seconded

[idiotboy]

it's bullshit. tool won't give us a release date until after the album's out. isn't it funny how one person posts saying their friend talked to the guy who owns it and it's FAKE, and then another poster says they talked to they guy who owns it and it's REAL. heh.

[livingdecay]

READ CHICKENOTOMY--> words used deftly: incision, lichen, tramadol, rasputin, Set.

[Scarecrow]

isn't it funny

no

[nerve]

they've (http://www.aperfectcircle.net/tts/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=17114&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0) talked to him, and near the end of the third (http://www.aperfectcircle.net/tts/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=17114&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30) page the the owner of teleincision talks.

[tops008]

Registrant:
Domains by Proxy, Inc.

DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States

Registered through: GoDaddy.com (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: TELEINCISION.COM
Created on: 15-Jun-05
Expires on: 15-Jun-07
Last Updated on: 17-Jun-05

Administrative Contact:
Private, Registration [email protected]
Domains by Proxy, Inc.
DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States
(480) 624-2599
Technical Contact:
Private, Registration [email protected]
Domains by Proxy, Inc.
DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States
(480) 624-2599

Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.GO-DEDICATED.COM
NS2.GO-DEDICATED.COM


Registry Status: ACTIVE











Scottsdale, Arizona... Maynard? Joke or not it could be by him..unless that's where "Proxy, Inc." is physically located.

[rochey-o]

http://toolnavy.com/member.php?u=9332

LOLz at perfedctcircle man!!^^

[Cid]

that website's free, idiot.

registering a domain and having it hosted somewhere is free? since when, idiot?

[krumz]

Wasn't that supposedly not the new logo anyway?
that is infact the new logo......
http://www.joshuadavis.com/pound.html
the guy designed the new tool intro swarm....

EDIT: Goudy MT DFR

[jimbobvaquero]

they've (http://www.aperfectcircle.net/tts/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=17114&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0) talked to him, and near the end of the third (http://www.aperfectcircle.net/tts/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=17114&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30) page the the owner of teleincision talks.

there is pr0n in one of those links . . .

[Svucktar]

What next, T-Shirts?
what about portable mouthwash?

[tomXwithXweather]

there is pr0n in one of those links . . .
Hahahahahaha

[nerve]

that's why i said near the end, and not the end.

eh, whatever. if i get banned i get banned.

[Orph8998]

stfu n00b

no no no, you see, the mechanic can call me a n00b, you cant...


so lets try this again....


shut the fuck up n00b

[waffel]

The porn was a refreshing thing to see after all the bullshit.

[MentalSanityOff]

who would go to the trouble of registering a new domain name (which you need to pay for, by the way, although it may not cost that much for a low bandwidth/low memory site), and setting it up? not that difficult, i know, but still, a bit in-depth for some person to set up, for the sole purpose of... misleading people? id say no

yeah, i buy it.
My thoughts are, the release date is in fact 8/16/05, it will be Teleincision, a DVD release not unlike Salival. its release will be followed by a later-than-anticipated release of the full-length CD, and will serve as a little something to hold tool fans over while the real deal takes longer to put on shelves

ED: looked throught he APC forum, and nevermind. its beyond me why he took all the time to set that up

[the mechanic]

no no no, you see, the mechanic can call me a n00b, you cant...


so lets try this again....


shut the fuck up n00b

no, he was scratch, and scratch could call me a noob.

so lets try this again...

noob.

[GregoryWohlwend]

did nobody see my post?

it's fucking fake! get over it.

[0ne /V\ind]

not that the album name changes how the music sounds but....teleincision sounds terrible. DEAR GOD PLEASE LET THE NEW ALBUM MAGICALLY FALL FROM THE SKY TOMORROW! (and be called "The Album")

[EyesOfAFallenAngel]

(and be called "The Album")
That would be awesome.

[triad636]

or "the record that will hopefully be coming out soon"

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

http://www.teleincision.com/music


Oh shi'

[mantra mouse]

Forbidden...does that mean there's a page there but we can't see it?

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

That's exactly what it means.



















Sadly, no, I'm just fucking with you. Even though I wish you were correct.

[Orph8998]

scratch can kiss my ass...






YOUR ALL N00BS!!!!


mwahahahahahha

[Orph8998]

yeah, and i forgot he was scratch when i posted that...

[vic1torious]

laaaaaaaaame

[ATARI]

its on the internet it must be true

[Faaip De Oiad]

email from Josh

yeah that is so funny.

:)

love that.

// joshua davis

[Enoob]

whatever maynard

[mike tyson]

scratch can kiss my ass...






YOUR ALL N00BS!!!!


mwahahahahahha

get a fucking life you honkey bastard

[JstCloseUrEyes]

Ok, I was looking at the Teleincision website, and I thought I would look at the page source, because Tool, is good at hiding things, and, low-and-behold, I fould an e-mail address in the source information. Then looking at the page, I found the link, it's a period that is two lines below the date. I don't know if anyone has found this before, If they have, I will remove the post, obvously, but, if not, then I hope I did something good. The address, of course, is

[email protected]

I hope somebody has fun with this, if anyone e-mails them, and gets a reply, post it here.

[idiotboy]

real or fake, it still has to be the worst album title of all time. teleincision? sounds like pitchshifter and skinny puppy got together and rubbed one off on an indie kid.

[waffel]

WOW.

Did you even read: http://toolnavy.com/showthread.php?t=27946

?

[nerve]

if you search around, you can even find his aim screenname.

[the mechanic]

woah, cool!! thanks!

[Orph8998]

get a fucking life you honkey bastard

ok, i guess i will take the tool forms totally seriously, that will prove i have a live....honkey bastard...i like that one....

[Estevan]

... and with this thread, sociologists have concluded that evolution is in fact going in reverse..

[GelatiCruiser]

The porn was a refreshing thing to see after all the bullshit.


Quoted for truth.

[mike tyson]

ok, i guess i will take the tool forms totally seriously, that will prove i have a live....honkey bastard...i like that one....

i don't take you seriously, you're just really fucking annoying

[Orph8998]

... and with this thread, sociologists have concluded that evolution is in fact going in reverse..

im black...

[kyyuulle]

haha! sweet sweet irony!

[Man In The Box]

im black...

I'm white...

[Orph8998]

I'm white...

heh...
i would have made a n00b comment, but i am going to turn over a new leaf and say....

lets be friends

[Man In The Box]

heh...
i would have made a n00b comment, but i am going to turn over a new leaf and say....

lets be friends

Ok

[herarety]

heh...
i would have made a n00b comment, but i am going to turn over a new leaf and say....

lets be friends
Good, 'cause you're really hung up on that n00b shit.

[the mechanic]

Good, 'cause you're really hung up on that n00b shit.
most n00bs are

[flipmojo]

Something Tool-related is going down in August...

[Tyson]

Wrong.

[tomXwithXweather]

Something Tool related might, or might not happen.

[ARMZ]

I believe that this is the DVD we have been waiting for and I believe it will be called Teleincision. If it is a hoax then it's a fucking great one and I will give full credit to those who can produce proof that they orchestrated this masterpiece of deception, in the meantime all the pieces fit for me that this is the REAL DEAL.

The title in its self is a massive clue. Teleincision would make complete sense coming from Tool. When I checked my own dictionary, incision is from incise and it means "to cut in with a sharp tool"
Of course different dictionaries will result in different meanings but it did strike me at the time as more than just a hoax.

There was also a thread I read yesterday that someone posted which reminded me to post this. They quoted something from Blair that he had said a few months back about Disney land and the guy with the "turn off your Television" T-shirt, I think that could be related to it as well, you know, like, turn off the T.V and wack in this Tool DVD instead.

Like I said if it is a hoax then it's a fucking good one but I'm convinced that we will see something called Teleincision in August and if nothing comes of it then, then there is no sweat off my balls.

[flipmojo]

I believe that this is the DVD we have been waiting for and I believe it will be called Teleincision. If it is a hoax then it's a fucking great one and I will give full credit to those who can produce proof that they orchestrated this masterpiece of deception, in the meantime all the pieces fit for me that this is the REAL DEAL.

The title in its self is a massive clue. Teleincision would make complete sense coming from Tool. When I checked my own dictionary, incision is from incise and it means "to cut in with a sharp tool"
Of course different dictionaries will result in different meanings but it did strike me at the time as more than just a hoax.

There was also a thread I read yesterday that someone posted which reminded me to post this. They quoted something from Blair that he had said a few months back about Disney land and the guy with the "turn off your Television" T-shirt, I think that could be related to it as well, you know, like, turn off the T.V and wack in this Tool DVD instead.

Like I said if it is a hoax then it's a fucking good one but I'm convinced that we will see something called Teleincision in August and if nothing comes of it then, then there is no sweat off my balls.

This is a great perspective to have. There are so many people who are afraid to get excited and have their hopes let down. Who really cares if this August date turns out to be wrong? Nothing is lost.

[the mechanic]

I believe that this is the DVD we have been waiting for and I believe it will be called Teleincision. If it is a hoax then it's a fucking great one and I will give full credit to those who can produce proof that they orchestrated this masterpiece of deception, in the meantime all the pieces fit for me that this is the REAL DEAL.

The title in its self is a massive clue. Teleincision would make complete sense coming from Tool. When I checked my own dictionary, incision is from incise and it means "to cut in with a sharp tool"
Of course different dictionaries will result in different meanings but it did strike me at the time as more than just a hoax.

There was also a thread I read yesterday that someone posted which reminded me to post this. They quoted something from Blair that he had said a few months back about Disney land and the guy with the "turn off your Television" T-shirt, I think that could be related to it as well, you know, like, turn off the T.V and wack in this Tool DVD instead.

Like I said if it is a hoax then it's a fucking good one but I'm convinced that we will see something called Teleincision in August and if nothing comes of it then, then there is no sweat off my balls.
hahaha, holy shit, youre an idiot

[flipmojo]

hahaha, holy shit, youre an idiot

Talking to himself again.

[the mechanic]

Talking to himself again.
whoa, pwned!

[consumer#417]

sike?

[the mechanic]

hella

[consumer#417]

i thought so...

i get sarcasm...

[InertUniformity]

I MADE THE TELEINSCISION WEBPAGE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA....you mindless drones I'm barely an amatuer and i fooled you all hahahah! there is no such thing as teleinscision...you idiots created it and i fed it back to you hahahah































































jk...i dont even know how to make a webpage

[consumer#417]

omg, you got us...

[InertUniformity]

seriously though...whoever did it just fess up, its pretty obvious it's not real...at least i think so.....man i really hope im wrong

[blue/shimmering]

This is a great perspective to have. There are so many people who are afraid to get excited and have their hopes let down. Who really cares if this August date turns out to be wrong? Nothing is lost.


TESTIFY!

anybody whose not excited about this is trying too hard.

[ARMZ]

What would be funny is if all this Teleincision stuff was true and that the writing was on the wall from the beginning and once again we've over analyzed it to the point where no one, not even the band can separate truth from fact.

I still believe we will see Teleincision.

[spooky]

anybody whose not excited about this is trying too hard.I don't care about this.

[nerve]

I still believe we will see Teleincision.

we won't be seeing it on teleincision.com.

[Tyson]

What would be funny is if all this Teleincision stuff was true and that the writing was on the wall from the beginning and once again we've over analyzed it to the point where no one, not even the band can separate truth from fact.

I still believe we will see Teleincision.

You must believe in Jesus.

[Orph8998]

I don't care about this.

your trying too hard

[InertUniformity]

What would be funny is if all this Teleincision stuff was true and that the writing was on the wall from the beginning and once again we've over analyzed it to the point where no one, not even the band can separate truth from fact.

I still believe we will see Teleincision.
Yeah, that would be hilarious...

[Spongebob]

theres like 0.0000000000001% chance of the new album being called telincison or elpheantgina or what ever it was.

[ARMZ]

hahaha, holy shit, youre an idiot
Holy shit you smell like dickcheese.


You must believe in Jesus.
Well I believe he existed about 2000 years ago, that's about it.

Teleincision is coming, I can't prove it but no one can prove that it's not coming either so time will tell.

I'll gladly disappear from this board if I'm wrong, no problems there, someone like Tyson on the other hand, who are you kidding! as if you would want to abandon that many well thought out and meaningful posts.....

[the mechanic]

Holy shit you smell like dickcheese.
LOL! Good one, ARMZ!

[Spongebob]

ARMZ the new album wont be called teleincison, because teleincison is a shit name for an album. if tool were shit and wanted to make a shit album, then yeah maybe teleincison would be the name, but since they are not shit and are gonna make a not shit album, they wont choose teleinsicon as the name for the album.
its basic bio-algebra.

[Nith Sahor]

It doesn't really matter what they call it. Whatever they call it, it will sound good by virtue of its association with Tool. If you knew nothing about Tool, then Aenima and Lateralus would sound like pretty stupid names, but the moment you begin to know the songs behind them and what they are really about they sound way cooler....

[Spongebob]

maybe true, i wasnt a fan until 2002, so yeah, i havent had the experience of a new tool album. but i still doubt teleincison will be the new album title, especially since there were fake album names before lateralus.

[Bill_Hix]

ARMZ the new album wont be called teleincison, because teleincison is a shit name for an album. if tool were shit and wanted to make a shit album, then yeah maybe teleincison would be the name, but since they are not shit and are gonna make a not shit album, they wont choose teleinsicon as the name for the album.
its basic bio-algebra..

[ARMZ]

ARMZ the new album wont be called teleincison, because teleincison is a shit name for an album. if tool were shit and wanted to make a shit album, then yeah maybe teleincison would be the name, but since they are not shit and are gonna make a not shit album, they wont choose teleinsicon as the name for the album.
its basic bio-algebra.
I never said the new album will be called Teleincision, I said, and I quote "I believe something will come out in disc form from Tool in August and it will be called Teleincision". Yes the website was a clue and so were Toolband updates and it's there for everyone to see.

[Spongebob]

the dvd wont be called teleincison either, i doubt it anyway, i hope its not.

there are lots of unconfirmed, unproven rumours. but the guy that made the www.teleincision.com website has admitted its fake. so that makes it a pretty unlikey title.
as i said before, the album and dvd will probably have titles that are not shit, and just like with lateralus, there will be lots of ridiculous rumoured names released.

anyway, does anyone know with lateralus's release, when the release date was told and where, did they say on toolband.com when it was out a month before it was released? and did they say the album title and tracklist much before it came out?

[mindstream]

I love the new logo...looks like a straight razor.

But you have to ask yourself here...

What would Jesus do?

[Tyson]

He'd call himself Maynard and create a religon based on the gullibillty of Tool listeners.

[triad636]

maybe true, i wasnt a fan until 2002, so yeah, i havent had the experience of a new tool album. but i still doubt teleincison will be the new album title, especially since there were fake album names before lateralus.

yea im severely doubting teleincision as the name.. but who knows

[Yogho!]

hmm why do you people all worrie about the freaking name of the dvd/album why do you fucking care please tell me ?! its about the dvd not the fucking name




...waiting to be quoted and laughed out

[herarety]

hmm why do you people all worrie about the freaking name of the dvd/album why do you fucking care please tell me ?! its about the dvd not the fucking name




...waiting to be quoted and laughed out
haha your avatar is wearing panties!

...

[triad636]

hmm why do you people all worrie about the freaking name of the dvd/album why do you fucking care please tell me ?! its about the dvd not the fucking name




...waiting to be quoted and laughed out
alright first off. fuck u.. second it shouldnt matter to you what anyone else does...its not like we will buy it for the name....any cd or dvd that i have bought isnt because i liked the cover art or the name.. its becasue of the contents... so if we want to know what the name is doesnt matter.. we can if we want to because in the end we will have bought it for content and that is what counts

[Spongebob]

i cant stand tool fans that are all caught up in listening to the music, these elitist fucks who think they are better than everyone else.
"ooh look at me, i dont care what its called, i only care about the music."
shut the fuck up, everyone on here only cares about three things: the album name, the logo and the tracklist, if those things are cool then thats all that matters.

at least i can admit it.

[IC]

Ding, ding! Plus the site is registered through GoDaddy.com. Fake I think.
so its cheeper to make a fake website. plus the source code reads:
!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
<html>
<head>
<meta content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" http-equiv="Content-Type">
<title></title>
<style type="text/css"

at the top, and thats the typical code for Dreamweaver. yeah its popular, but hey. plus the go daddy..

[Ertai]

i cant stand tool fans that are all caught up in listening to the music, these elitist fucks who think they are better than everyone else.
"ooh look at me, i dont care what its called, i only care about the music."
shut the fuck up, everyone on here only cares about three things: the album name, the logo and the tracklist, if those things are cool then thats all that matters.

at least i can admit it.

thats because those three things get us the closest to the music without hearing it. we know the last thing will know is what the song actually sounds like, so for now just to be able to hear about the title, tracklisting, etc... will let us contemplate what we are going to get. as for us thinking where elitist fucks.... we are only compared to shit talking n00bs like yourself.

stop listening to tool now and go kill yourself.

better yet i should just play god and...shoot you myself

[Spongebob]

i was being sarcastic.

[Jolz]

hmm i think the teliencision site is down. very suspicious, many cunts will be rammed with effigy....

[Orph8998]

i was being sarcastic.

don't worry, i cought the sarcasm

[triad636]

hmm i think the teliencision site is down. very suspicious, many cunts will be rammed with effigy....

not down on my computer.. even after i refresh the page a few times. it may just be your internet

[CCD]

The primary reason I think this is legit is the date, Aug. 16, which is a Tuesday. New CD's/DVD's come out on Tuesdays. Now, this is common knowledge, and a faker could well have taken that into account when chosing a date, but combine that with the name Teleincision (very Toolesque) and that fact that the teleincision.com website has not yet been taken down (which Tool's lawyers certainly would have demanded for copyright infringement), and I think we have a final release date for the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG awaited DVD.

[the mechanic]

The primary reason I think this is legit is the date, Aug. 16, which is a Tuesday. New CD's/DVD's come out on Tuesdays. Now, this is common knowledge, and a faker could well have taken that into account when chosing a date, but combine that with the name Teleincision (very Toolesque) and that fact that the teleincision.com website has not yet been taken down (which Tool's lawyers certainly would have demanded for copyright infringement), and I think we have a final release date for the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG awaited DVD.
haha, you guys are funny

[thirdseason17]

thats because those three things get us the closest to the music without hearing it. we know the last thing will know is what the song actually sounds like, so for now just to be able to hear about the title, tracklisting, etc... will let us contemplate what we are going to get. as for us thinking where elitist fucks.... we are only compared to shit talking n00bs like yourself.

stop listening to tool now and go kill yourself.

better yet i should just play god and...shoot you myself


*looks at Ertai's post count and join date*

*looks at Spongebobs post count and join date*


Shut the fuck up.

[Spongebob]

just because you have an early join date and a huge post count doesnt make you cool.
everyone knows its all in the avatar and signature.

[Dirty Sanchez]

The primary reason I think this is legit is the date, Aug. 16, which is a Tuesday. New CD's/DVD's come out on Tuesdays. Now, this is common knowledge, and a faker could well have taken that into account when chosing a date, but combine that with the name Teleincision (very Toolesque) and that fact that the teleincision.com website has not yet been taken down (which Tool's lawyers certainly would have demanded for copyright infringement), and I think we have a final release date for the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG awaited DVD.

Tool's lawyers would get the site taken down if Teleincision was the name of the new CD/DVD. The fact that the site is still there is just another thing pointing towards that it isn't.

[reign3]

Just a thought, I remember reading an article from the archive at tdn and I believe it was Maynard, or possibly Adam that mentioned the idea of an interactive website to accompany a new album. I'm not saying that's what I think this is, but it's a guess.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Isn't that what Dissection was supposed to be for Lateralus?

[Believer]

The primary reason I think this is legit is the date, Aug. 16, which is a Tuesday. New CD's/DVD's come out on Tuesdays. Now, this is common knowledge, and a faker could well have taken that into account when chosing a date, but combine that with the name Teleincision (very Toolesque) and that fact that the teleincision.com website has not yet been taken down (which Tool's lawyers certainly would have demanded for copyright infringement), and I think we have a final release date for the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG awaited DVD.
Yeah that's what I was thinking... if a faker would have really wanted to do this I think he would have tried about a year or two ago, when everyone was pissing their pants overer a Pre-Xmas release date. But then again he didn't have that awesome new logo to use a year or two ago.

[blue/shimmering]

isnt this thread dead yet?

[triad636]

it has risen from the dead..

[ARMZ]

the dvd wont be called teleincison either, i doubt it anyway, i hope its not.

there are lots of unconfirmed, unproven rumours. but the guy that made the www.teleincision.com website has admitted its fake. so that makes it a pretty unlikey title.
as i said before, the album and dvd will probably have titles that are not shit, and just like with lateralus, there will be lots of ridiculous rumoured names released.

anyway, does anyone know with lateralus's release, when the release date was told and where, did they say on toolband.com when it was out a month before it was released? and did they say the album title and tracklist much before it came out?
Hey sponge who told you about the guy admitting it was fake? any lunatic could have claimed it was their web page. Also if an email was sent to the owner and a reply was sent back, like, "THIS IS FAKE" then I'm sure that undoubtedly proves that this has nothing to do with Tool..... ... .cocko

I do still believe in Teleincision, no one has said anything to convince me otherwise but I'm starting to think that this will be some type of art-movie with lots of music and hardly any lyrics from MJK.

I just hope that a large rock doesn't fall from the sky any time soon, be aware of fallen angels.

Oh yea, I forgot, the Jews are not really Jews. Pointless piece of a post, please read on!

we are not Human, we are animals
HybriD















Lets not

[Dirty Sanchez]

Come on... If there was a release date set, there's no reason why they wouldn't announce it officially. The reason why there isn't a release date is because they don't know when it'll be done. It's not that hard to figure out.

[ARMZ]

Maybe it has been announced officially, in the inner circles of the band and record companies, no one knows for sure.

It must be a massive conspiracy then if web sites such as below are listing Teleincision for an August release date, plus the Teleincision site is still up with the Tool logo and the hidden writing... 'coming soon...8.16.05'

http://www.soundnova.com/upcoming.shtml

http://www.metalinjection.net/news/releasedates.shtml


Once again there has been no confirmation, nor! denial from the Band themselves.

I love a good conspiracy theory.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Maybe it has been announced officially, in the inner circles of the band and record companies, no one knows for sure.

Why would they do that? I don't think it's a very good marketing strategy to "surprise" the consumers. When the date is set, we'll now. After all, we're the ones who are supposed to buy the album/dvd.


It must be a massive conspiracy then if web sites such as below are listing Teleincision for an August release date, plus the Teleincision site is still up with the Tool logo and the hidden writing... 'coming soon...8.16.05'

http://www.soundnova.com/upcoming.shtml

http://www.metalinjection.net/news/releasedates.shtml

It's called rumors. Neither of those sites are that credible. I'll believe it when i see it on Toolband or Billboard.


Once again there has been no confirmation, nor! denial from the Band themselves.

I love a good conspiracy theory.


http://www.toolnavy.com/showpost.php?p=563316&postcount=1

[TheBlazeofGlory]

Teleincision is a bad name.

Oh damn, I must have forgotten about Salival.

Because you know, naming products after bodily fluids is cool.

And what about AENEMA? Because, you know, fusing two words together to make a point is lame. More so when one of the words is enema.

All I'm saying is that Teleincision seems like a Tool name, completely.

Opiate.
Undertow.
AENEMA.
Salival.
Lateralus.
Teleincision.

It all works to me.

[triad636]

calm down....

[TheBlazeofGlory]

calm down....

I am calm! I AM VERY CALM!

THERE IS NO CALMER THAN ME.

IF THERE WAS A DRUG NAMED CALM, I WOULD BE ON THE BOTTLE.

I AM SO CALM.

Okay, anyways, I'm really not bothered by it - any aggitation comes from having to go through the account making process (I've been a reader here for like.. 3 years? Maybe?) and I just now made my first account.

[triad636]

haha.. sorry man welcome to (posting here) have fun

[ARMZ]

Why would they do that? I don't think it's a very good marketing strategy to "surprise" the consumers. When the date is set, we'll now. After all, we're the ones who are supposed to buy the album/dvd.
Oh fuck! how silly of me, I forgot that Tool are commercial, duh!


A posting on Toolarmy has denied the release date advertised in certain Hastings stores in the US. One of the Tool inner circle (Kat to be exact) has denied that the 23rd of August is the release date, and that Toolarmy members will indeed be the first to hear the announcement. Good for us members I guess.

I guess you would deny it coming out on the 23rd if it's slated for a week earlier.


Teleincision....order your copy now!

[Dirty Sanchez]

Oh fuck! how silly of me, I forgot that Tool are commercial, duh!



Yeah that is silly of you.

A posting on Toolarmy has denied the release date advertised in certain Hastings stores in the US. One of the Tool inner circle (Kat to be exact) has denied that the 23rd of August is the release date, and that Toolarmy members will indeed be the first to hear the announcement. Good for us members I guess.

I guess you would deny it coming out on the 23rd if it's slated for a week earlier.


Teleincision....order your copy now!

Give me one good reason why they would keep the release date a secret if there was one.

[the mechanic]

ARMZ, you're gullible as fuck.

[Laxku]

Okay, anyways, I'm really not bothered by it - any aggitation comes from having to go through the account making process (I've been a reader here for like.. 3 years? Maybe?) and I just now made my first account.

Hey, I've been signed up for a while, and read here for about a year before I even signed up....but I've only been posting the past week or so. Hooray for us lurkers!

[Perseensilmä]

just because you have an early join date and a huge post count doesnt make you cool.
everyone knows its all in the avatar and signature.

Hey! I am cool as hell then!




I dont care about the name or song titles as long as they dont have shitty names like Teleincision. In addition to that I think Tool as a name sucks.

[ATObassist]

FYI to everyone, the teleincision.com site is fake. when the site first came out, the guy said "coming soon...10-16-05" which isnt even a tuesday. its just a guy trying to cash in on rumors. i'm not saying whether the albums name is or isnt teleincision, i'm just informing you all to stop debating the point that it is a bunk site.

Cheerio

[Dirty Sanchez]

The first mention of Teleincision came from a norwegian student's personal home page, then it ended up here. After that it didn't take long before it was all over the net.

[Divine_left]

Everyone seemed to ignore Greg's post, so here's a slightly more obvious post:

1. teleincision.com: anonymously registered through godaddy on June 15th, 2005

-uses templates from pris0n.info, which, is registered to a Chris Zam of Escondido, CA; with the email address [email protected]. Googling [email protected] brings you to his SA Goon WorldMap profile.

-teleincision.com has address 70.84.223.130
-pris0n.info has address 70.84.223.130
both sites are hosted on the same machine.


2. SA Goon pris0n posts in a TOOL rumor thread in the somethingawful.com music discussion forum at 4:19 on June 15th, 2005 and admits to registering teleincision.com

End of Thread. Please?

[Fortunate Son]

teleincision is now officially a religion.

[ExTReMe FrEAk]

This thread gets me so hot. I'll be back in a bit, I need to go rub my nipples.

[Tyson]

Hehe....buttfuck.

Teleincision is so very real.

DVD.

August.

I'll quote this for truth later......say around September.

Just did a little research here at T.D.N. then a little more at the ToolBand.com site.

No. I don't have a life.

Anyhoo, I found what I think is the first mention of the "TeleIncision" rumor here on TDN.

http://www.toolnavy.com/showthread.php?t=26154&highlight=Teleincision

This seems to quite awhile before the Teleincision site. So while as Blair said...



It would seem to leave us with two options:

1. Vans501s is full of shit. He made it up and the email Blair is reading is correct.

2. Vans501s did in fact have a reliable source. Teleincision is real. The August 16th date is real. And we're all about to be teabagged.

I'm gonna have to go with #1. Makes the most sense to me.

So you're going on what everybody has been telling you from the get-go of this rumour?


And I thought Bush was a flip flopper.

[pris0n]

You guys still think that teleincision.com is real? anyone who does should really read the rest of the thread.

[ARMZ]

No! I will not give up on Teleincision! NEVER!

Meh! if Tool have taught me anything it's to let go.

It was fun while it lasted, 5 years from now some kid will join up and will ask about Teleincision and I and many others will giggle.

Someone start another rumor, that was good shit, it got me excited even though it was a hoax, like I said I can let go, can you????

[herarety]

My mom works at a local record store and she said she saw a flyer for the new Tool album coming out on September 19th, except they changed their name to Mangled Motherbies and the album name is in fact going to be 'Tool'.

I'm totally not kidding, and you wouldn't call my mom a liar now would you? Would you?!

[the mechanic]

Someone start another rumor, that was good shit, it got me excited even though it was a hoax, like I said I can let go, can you????
(note: i think you're the only one who actively believed in it)

[UtUmNo1]

The album will be called Refractionoid.

Thank me with beer.

[Tyson]

Bliboran.

Thank me with free rehab.

[ARMZ]

(note: i think you're the only one who actively believed in it)
Then the person(s) who orchestrated this wicked deception has accomplished their task, kudos to them, now do you want to take on Christianity and tell the believers that it's all a lie? I'll back you up.............after I get Teleincision.

[the mechanic]

now do you want to take on Christianity and tell the believers that it's all a lie?
no.

[UtUmNo1]

Bliboran.

Thank me with free rehab.

Search you feelings, you know it to be true.

Refractionoid.

No joke.

pfff Bliboran...who would believe that shiza...

[Tyson]

Myself and the other three guys that decided on it.

More like Retartdationoid.

[UtUmNo1]

More like Blibofuckenbullshitcunt.

Refractionoid is the actual name of the new Tool album.

[Tyson]

No, I'd prefer UtUmNo1 to be there.

[ATARI]

this is epic

[ARMZ]

I still believe.

[UtUmNo1]

that Refractionoid is the name of the album?

Good for you ARMZ.

Together, we will revel in our goading of the unbelievers on Aug 23.

[Tyson]

The 16th of November 2005, be prepared for Bliboran.

[UtUmNo1]

Tyson, your disinformation propaganda will not sway the beliefs of the true believers.

All you fucking heathens can cling to your Blibofuckenbullshitcunt beliefs whilst those in the know awaith the release of

Refractionoid

[bluefire]

Dude, Bibloran is soooo true. November 16 is like totally a tuesday.

[Mr. Hat]

I heard it was going to be called:

"Misunderstatement - A tribute to Mr. Hat"

[Tyson]

Tyson, your disinformation propaganda will not sway the beliefs of the true believers.

All you fucking heathens can cling to your Blibofuckenbullshitcunt beliefs whilst those in the know awaith the release of

Refractionoid

Thee word awaith doth not appear to be a component of the English language. It would also seem that you are quite mislead in your belief of this so called Refractionoid and this undignified display of false hope is quite amusing to my constituents and I.

[UtUmNo1]

You may not believeth in the cometh of Refractionoid(eth), be thateth your downfalleth.

Believeth though, in my typoeth.

[Tyson]

LOLoath! Goodeth Oneth UtUmNo1eth!eth

[UtUmNo1]

I'meth theth funnieth cunteth

[Tyson]

You should write a script for Blackadder.

[UtUmNo1]

I could call it

Tyson gives a rimjob: a story of opression in fuedal Saxony

[ARMZ]

that Refractionoid is the name of the album?

Good for you ARMZ.

Together, we will revel in our goading of the unbelievers on Aug 23.
I'm still on the Teleincision boat, although she sprung a few leaks last week I'll wait it out until the last minute and then I'll swim back. Thank fuck the boat is still at the docks.

[ATARI]

i'm all for "danny wtf?"

[UtUmNo1]

Refractionoid you losers.

[Tyson]

www.bliboran.com (http://www.toolband.com)

[Laxku]

I could call it

Tyson gives a rimjob: a story of opression in fuedal Saxony
It sounds like an excellent, moving tale. I'd pay to see the made-for-TV version of it.

Well, not really - it would be on TV.

[UtUmNo1]

www.refractionoid.com/actualrelease/23aug05/tool.htm (http://www.toolband.com)

[Tyson]

How to be a successful homosexual in the Australian Army (http://toolnavy.com/member.php?u=8801)