new teleincision official info

[GregoryWohlwend]

on a few "official" looking metal sites found through a simple google search sparked by a thread at TA they have posted august 16th release dates for TOOL's teleincision DVD

http://meltdown.wsup.org/dates.shtml
http://www.hardcoresounds.net/modules.php?name=Release_Dates
http://www.theprp.com/releases.shtml

These could be a result of the on-going rumormill, or somewhat legit. you decide.

[Tyson]

Why can't we just wait for official word?

[iknowmaynard]

I don't know what to think.

Wasn't teleincision the name of the album?

[Bogart]

how long have we been talking about this release date???

[Tyson]

Since May '01

[wwwanggg]

each site probably just copy and pastes release dates from the next hardcore metal site..

just wait
be patient

[GregoryWohlwend]

it's the DVD not the CD, sorry, i should have clarified

[Spongebob]

i dont think this august 16th teleinsicion thing is true, teleincision just sounds lame to me. blair said that tool will release the dvd after the new album because its still being edited and it might come out with some other goodies. i think this will be more likely, but yeah anything could happen.

[thirdseason17]

i dont think this august 16th teleinsicion thing is true, teleincision just sounds lame to me. blair said that tool will release the dvd after the new album because its still being edited and it might come out with some other goodies. i think this will be more likely, but yeah anything could happen.

Because anything Blair says is reliable and trustworthy information.

[...KiLLeR ToFu...]

Teleincision is not the name of anything! It was a rumour that was probably made up by some stoner who thought it sounded cool when he was high. There is no proof of anything. Just face the fact that no one knows whats going on any more. No one knows a god damn thing so they make up shit to fill the void!

THIS ALBUM WILL COME OUT and when it does im sure it will be great, but in the mean time could we all just chill the fuck out?

[iknowmaynard]

killer tofu...

that's great....

[the mechanic]

i-e-oooo....killer to-fu

[...KiLLeR ToFu...]

i-e-oooo....killer to-fu

Its nice to know that people still remember good ole Doug Funny and his favorite band, The Beats.

[noresolution2]

Beets.

[blue/shimmering]

i strongly doubt this. remember when RS reported about the fake names for Lateralus? it mate the front page of the RS website...

[Christoff]

I did a simple google search too, and it came up with quite a range of links, all pretty much saying what was started as a rumour on this forum...

My favourite was this site http://www.prv.pl/kg/wypisz.php?id=2451 which proclaims Tool - TELEINCISION Leaked!!! and then goes on to list the tracks as;

1. Promagnetardo
2. Zavumboob
3. Confusious
4. Pantryious
5. Sumatyme
6. Between Light, And Dark 16 min
epic dudes!
7. Manifesto (An Ode To The Blair
Sandwich)
8. Message To Harry Manback III
9. (bonus track) Maynard wears a
cowboy hat to the center of the
Universe.

hmm...

... Wikipedia even has it listed as an August 16th release. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_in_music )

[haich]

hmmmm

[Isac Khrondor]

Why do all these websites say this?

It's clearly a rumour.

[GelatiCruiser]

Wikipedia has it listed as an LP/Album....the others have it listed as a DVD. I think I'll just wait until I walk into a store and see it on the shelf.

[SaTaNs_LiTtLe_HeLpEr]

It all started from that fucking Norwegian site. That's wear it began I swear. Now it's living it's own fucking life dammit! Let's just quit with the album talk and start another thread like the Slovakian peeing his way out of an avalanche.

[o00mega00]

I eat my sugar cereal but it makes my teeth bacterial......iiieeeeeoooo
killlllllaaaa tofuuuuuuuuuuu.........yeahhhhhh

[Twelve]

Hopefully the new album will be titled "Fuck Maynard, we're doing an instrumental."

[InertUniformity]

what are we all doing...there is no new album...there is no Tool anymore

[the mechanic]

quick! hide the thread from naga!

[Wave.Existance.Tears]

Interesting, I have a Tool right here oO

P.S.-DVD? I doubt. The more reliable places say new album...and besides, why would Tool be recording new songs and have Danny tease us about the same new songs if there was no new album and no new songs to begin with!?

[Man In The Box]

What the Hell is this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teleincision

[bluefire]

Track Listing

1. Like A Suicide
2. Vaginal Differences
3. Off And Bound
4. Break
5. Universal Hate
6. Fate Leads To Hate
7. Firebreath
8. Brain Matter
9. Hooker With A Penis 2
10.Drained, Sedated, Bloodied
11.Teleinvision.


can't wait to see how the boys remake the original "hooker with a penis". Sounds exciting, eh?

[MentalSanityOff]

I did a simple google search too, and it came up with quite a range of links, all pretty much saying what was started as a rumour on this forum...

My favourite was this site http://www.prv.pl/kg/wypisz.php?id=2451 which proclaims Tool - TELEINCISION Leaked!!! and then goes on to list the tracks as;

1. Promagnetardo
2. Zavumboob
3. Confusious
4. Pantryious
5. Sumatyme
6. Between Light, And Dark 16 min
epic dudes!
7. Manifesto (An Ode To The Blair
Sandwich)
8. Message To Harry Manback III
9. (bonus track) Maynard wears a
cowboy hat to the center of the
Universe.

hmm...

... Wikipedia even has it listed as an August 16th release. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_in_music )
wouldnt it be ironic if that was the actual track listing

ironic and depressing

[triad636]

very much so...

[blue/shimmering]

Track Listing

1. Like A Suicide
2. Vaginal Differences
3. Off And Bound
4. Break
5. Universal Hate
6. Fate Leads To Hate
7. Firebreath
8. Brain Matter
9. Hooker With A Penis 2
10.Drained, Sedated, Bloodied
11.Teleinvision.


can't wait to see how the boys remake the original "hooker with a penis". Sounds exciting, eh?

i hope you dont seriously believe that.

"universal hate" sounds more like a Korn song than a Tool song. "drained, sedated, bloodied" is kinda cool. but certainly not a Tool song name.

[c4nnon_fodder]

Track Listing

1. Like A Suicide
2. Vaginal Differences
3. Off And Bound
4. Break
5. Universal Hate
6. Fate Leads To Hate
7. Firebreath
8. Brain Matter
9. Hooker With A Penis 2
10.Drained, Sedated, Bloodied
11.Teleinvision.


Looks more like a NIN album track listing.

[bluefire]

i hope you dont seriously believe that.

I believe everything I read on the internet.

and I can't wait to hear 'vaginal differences'. It shows how much maynard has grown up, because before all he wanted to do was stick his fist in your ass.

[Wretched]

I believe everything I read on the internet.

and I can't wait to hear 'vaginal differences'. It shows how much maynard has grown up, because before all he wanted to do was stick his fist in your ass.

He's matured past anal pleasure, and is now ready for spreading his seed.

[SaTaNs_LiTtLe_HeLpEr]

What the Hell is this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teleincision
Anyone can place something in Wikipedia, it's not a reliable source. Hell it could've been Maynard who posted that or any fan for that matter. That's probably why Teleincision is all over the place except for reliable sources.

[SaTaNs_LiTtLe_HeLpEr]

oh, it's not there anymore... heh.... see what I mean?

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

I'm not going to assume anything about the August 16th release date. You would think there would be an official word if there was actually to be something released that soon. Oh well, I'd rather remain skeptical and be surprised than to be optomistic and dissapointed.

[WUJMS]

www.teleincision.com

dunno if it's real or not..

[Enoob]

www.teleincision.com

dunno if it's real or not..

if this is some kind of sick joke......

*shakes fist*

[pornstarchampion]

Ok, when I go to Best Buy on August 16th there better be a Tool Album on the New Releases shelf or else I'm going to be pissed.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

www.teleincision.com

dunno if it's real or not..

Erm...

I think I may be giving in to this 'rumor.'

Is there a way to tell where the author of the page came from? Anyone know anything about IP adresses? :p

[rimb]

Erm...

I think I may be giving in to this 'rumor.'

Is there a way to tell where the author of the page came from? Anyone know anything about IP adresses? :p

Well, according to a search on this site: http://www.networksolutions.com/en_US/whois/index.jhtml it's registered to GO DADDY SOFTWARE, INC. which is itself just a domain name regsitery by the looks of it.

So I'd say it's just someone cybersquatting and putting up the front page as a tease.

[GregoryWohlwend]

www.teleincision.com is not real (http://toolnavy.com/showpost.php?p=557619&postcount=29)

[Goldfoot]

Beets.

www.myspace.com/thebeets

[herarety]

www.teleincision.com is not real (http://toolnavy.com/showpost.php?p=557619&postcount=29)
Not to mention the owner ADMITTED (http://toolnavy.com/showpost.php?p=557935&postcount=41) it wasn't real.