MJK radio appearance this Friday?

[swaps]

From UC Irvine New University Paper (http://horus.vcsa.uci.edu/article.php?id=3985)...
Every Friday, after the Steve Jones' Show, [Joe] Escalante will host "Barely Legal" from 11 a.m. until noon, a talk show in which individuals within the entertainment industry can call in and ask Escalante questions regarding the various legalities of the music business, television, etc.

[...]

Tune into Indie 103.1 FM or listen to "Barely Legal" on the Web at www.indie1031.FM (http://www.indie1031.fm/main.html). While "Barely Legal" will follow a talk show format, Escalante will also be playing host to various guests in addition to playing some music. The June 10 show will feature a special guest.

"[Friday's] special in-studio guest will be the very rarely interviewed singer of Tool, Maynard Keenan," Escalante said. "He will tame some questions as well. Call in at 1-877-900-1031 or email a question to [email protected]. If you are asking a question related to music, go ahead and attach an MP3 of your work and maybe I will play it on the air."

Friday, June 10 @ 11am PT / 2pm ET / 6pm GMT

[Ashes-TO-Ashes]

Where the fuck have you been?

Don't tell me it took you 6 months to type that out...

[herarety]

11 a.m. California time, that is.

[mantra mouse]

what is the time difference between California and say...Indiana?

[Kelly]

how can i hear this if i am from new york

[c4nnon_fodder]

Mantra: 1 am for you, I think.

Saturn: Stay up late and listen online.

[triad636]

this sux... the one day Maynard does a radio broadcast i have school since im here in the east coast its gunna be at 2 i will still be at school...is there any way someone could maybe get the interview somehow.. or something ..i would really appreciate it.. thanx

[c4nnon_fodder]

You go to school at 2am?

[Goldfoot]

Mantra: 1 am for you, I think.


1 PM, not 1 AM.

Of course, Indiana is fucked up when it comes to time zones.
http://www.timetemperature.com/tzus/current_time_in_indiana.shtml

[triad636]

You go to school at 2am?

2pm ET

yea cuz that says 2 am right?? god damn retard

[c4nnon_fodder]

yea cuz that says 2 am right?? god damn retard

Okay, so I can't read, no need for name-calling. Calm down kid.

[Kelly]

Mantra: 1 am for you, I think.

Saturn: Stay up late and listen online.

where can i find it online( i am being lazy)

[triad636]

if im not mistaken.. which i shouldnt be the link is http://www.indie1031.fm/main.html there is a button there to listen live.. so when hes on it do just that

[herarety]

Friday, June 10 @ 11am PT / 2pm ET / 6pm GMT
Wow, was that really there the whole time? Didn't mean to rehash info.

[Kelly]

if im not mistaken.. which i shouldnt be the link is http://www.indie1031.fm/main.html there is a button there to listen live.. so when hes on it do just that

thank you sir

[Tyro]

I will be babysitting, any chance someone could record it and email it to me?

[Orph8998]

yeah, if someone posts that on TDN, i promise you 20 kudo coins from every member who could not tune in at 2pm

[triad636]

yes plz someone who lives in cali and gets that station plz record it and put it up on tdn

[fire engine]

There better be some real info on this.

[Spongebob]

Friday, June 10 @ 11am PT / 2pm ET / 6pm GMT

when is this in new zealand time, time of this post is 2:17pm wednesday june 8th.

[IC]

Where the fuck have you been?

Don't tell me it took you 6 months to type that out...
seriously speak man! what happened to heaven, also known as deadohiosky.net????

[Spongebob]

i reckon, untool.net faded away thendeadohiosky.net too, like they vanished off the face of the earth.

[swaps]

Wow, was that really there the whole time? Didn't mean to rehash info.
No... I added that during my break. (;

Friday, June 10 @ 11am PT / 2pm ET / 6pm GMT

when is this in new zealand time [...]
Saturday at 6am.

If anyone else needs to sort out the time, here's a time zone converter (http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html).

re: the site -- It will be returning at some point in the future, however, I don't have an approximate relaunch date in mind at the moment.

[Spongebob]

cheers bro.

[Isac Khrondor]

Could someone record or something, if you did you'd be my favourite member.

[munted_soul]

cheers bro.

Haha. Just, haha.

[ATARI]

I concour on somebody recording it. I would love to record it, and could, but I'm going to be away over the weekend and cannot

[SaTaNs_LiTtLe_HeLpEr]

I wonder, if the interview will have some actual news.

[TheHolyGift]

It'll just be a 5 hour sessions of weird metaphors and "ooooh whats that mean" while Maynard drops a bunch of weird names like Tousopoiuyter and Duqwestioniron. We're all still gonna listen.

[Spongebob]

i hope he doesnt talk about the new album and the dvd and the tour and boring stuff like that. im really interested to know about how his wine cellar is going and his progress as a thai food cook.

[Carny_Handles]

i hope he doesnt talk about the new album and the dvd and the tour and boring stuff like that. im really interested to know about how his wine cellar is going and his progress as a thai food cook.


I will try and call in and ask about his thi food progress for you.

[idiotboy]

It'll just be a 5 hour sessions of weird metaphors and "ooooh whats that mean" while Maynard drops a bunch of weird names like Tousopoiuyter and Duqwestioniron. We're all still gonna listen.

honestly, i wouldn't expect to hear anything about music on this broadcast. even if we do, their old website interview about lateralus was even less than uninformative. no need to listen, the hardcores will be on here ten seconds into it talking about how many syllables are in each sentence maynard says and how that relates to the new record, so i'm sure we'll get more than a complete transcript.

[GregoryWohlwend]

here are my questions...

1. Artists such as Bjork and Mike Patton have ventured into using
their voice as an instrument of sound while dropping language
completely, yet i've often wondered what a purely instrumental TOOL
would sound like where you would choose to present a more ambiguous
singing performance. Has this ever crossed your mind given you have
described yourself as a "reactive artist?" (one who reacts to the
music with lyrics rather than vice versa)

2. What is your opinion on experimental musicians, or 'sound artists'
such as Phillip Glass, and is there any sort of interest in that kind
of wild acoustic freedom from TOOL or perhaps from yourself?

3. It appears that either by sheer numbers or through the evolution
of popular music in general, that more independent artists are
surfacing to public eye-level. Do you think this a national trend or
are our new avenues of information such as the internet allowing for
an incredible number of readily accesible sub cultures? Furthermore,
what do you think of the future of these web-pop communities.

4. "Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules." -
Epitaph King Crimson. Is this true, and if so, are the rules set?
were they ever?

[SaTaNs_LiTtLe_HeLpEr]

I will try and call in and ask about his thi food progress for you.
If you do, then you better record, so we can all get a kick out of it.

[SaTaNs_LiTtLe_HeLpEr]

here are my questions...

1. Artists such as Bjork and Mike Patton have ventured into using
their voice as an instrument of sound while dropping language
completely, yet i've often wondered what a purely instrumental TOOL
would sound like where you would choose to present a more ambiguous
singing performance. Has this ever crossed your mind given you have
described yourself as a "reactive artist?" (one who reacts to the
music with lyrics rather than vice versa)

2. What is your opinion on experimental musicians, or 'sound artists'
such as Phillip Glass, and is there any sort of interest in that kind
of wild acoustic freedom from TOOL or perhaps from yourself?

3. It appears that either by sheer numbers or through the evolution
of popular music in general, that more independent artists are
surfacing to public eye-level. Do you think this a national trend or
are our new avenues of information such as the internet allowing for
an incredible number of readily accesible sub cultures? Furthermore,
what do you think of the future of these web-pop communities.

4. "Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules." -
Epitaph King Crimson. Is this true, and if so, are the rules set?
were they ever?


Sorry to burst your bubble, but Maynard doesn't hang around here anymore.

[Tyro]

They're the questions he will email in ... because the show takes questions for Maynard.

[GelatiCruiser]

if im not mistaken.. which i shouldnt be the link is http://www.indie1031.fm/main.html there is a button there to listen live.. so when hes on it do just that

Much Obliged

[morgoth's shadow]

no no no, let's ask him who he's dating and if he's going on oprah soon!!!!!!

[aCiD2]

I should be able to get a recording of this, if anyone needs it.

[shorabali]

Yeah acid ill be harassing you for it.

[Borin]

Il'll be recording it.

[spitcodfry]

If I get the chance to ask a question, I think I'll ask MJK how the P.U.P. orgies are going.

[GelatiCruiser]

I would think they'd throw the audio up in the archives once it's over. So if anyone misses it, they might be able to catch it there.....or just bother acid for it.

I'll laugh my ass off if gets asked a question about being a Thai food cook from someone named "Carny Handles". lol

[GregoryWohlwend]

1 minute 'till air... i'll be listening, listen with me and type in da thread...

[InertUniformity]

haha dier von satan

[mantra mouse]

haha they're playing dier von satan...

[GregoryWohlwend]

"what did you expect here maynard?"

"i was expecting some cocktails"

i know, i almost had a heart attack, when he said to pronounce it, like it would be a new TOOL song

[mk5]

yeah! hahahaha funny...

[Ktuluvic]

What a great pick for the first song the show's ever played

[Borin]

Yes they're playing it ! but... why ?

[mantra mouse]

I just think it's an interesting choice to play at the beginning, maynard doesn't even sing in it.

[Ktuluvic]

because Joe Escalante is a badass, although his chest beating in the early part was kinda annoying.

[GregoryWohlwend]

whoa, this is totally not what i thought it was going to be.

[mantra mouse]

Gahhh...i don't care about dirty crabber...

[InertUniformity]

maynards such a big help

[Borin]

What a bitch !

[GregoryWohlwend]

oh god, MaynardFan... hahahaha

[InertUniformity]

this entire session will be pointless

[Borin]

I don't think so, he's there for a reason.

[Tyro]

God dammit ... will some ask Maynard a fucking question. ... I don't need to hear someone bitch about their life story.

[morgoth's shadow]

If I get the chance to ask a question, I think I'll ask MJK how the P.U.P. orgies are going.
i've heard about those from the certified groupies at metal-sludge.com



so what the hell's going on?

[GregoryWohlwend]

this entire session will be pointless

hahah yea, you're right



JOE: do you know what the jungle is maynard?


Maynard: "no but, I've been welcomed to it many times"

[InertUniformity]

he is just doing this host a favor by showing up...id bet he wont tell us anything...quick someone call in and ask a toolquestion disguised as music business

[Ktuluvic]

Seems like it's all legal stuff, I wonder if they'll even field questions of another nature...

[morgoth's shadow]

ask him how he feels about tom and katie and whether or not he thinks there's anything going on between brad and angelina. NOW honey, CMON!!!

[waffel]

THE GUY CALLED MAYNARD A BASTARD OMG!

[morgoth's shadow]

ask if he believes the terrence mckenna shit about the world ending in 2012.....

[the mechanic]

ask him how he feels about tom and katie and whether or not he thinks there's anything going on between brad and angelina. NOW honey, CMON!!!

david letterman was hillarious last night with katie holmes.

"so, tom is a bit older than you, is he?"

"umm...yeah..."

"but thats not a problem, is it?"

"no, actually, that never crossed my mind"

"good, because i know that i'm a little older than you..."

[morgoth's shadow]

david letterman was hillarious last night with katie holmes.

"so, tom is a bit older than you, is he?"

"umm...yeah..."

"but thats not a problem, is it?"

"no, actually, that never crossed my mind"

"good, because i know that i'm a little older than you..."
and then he pulled out his wang and said: "c'mon honey, daddy needs a little tongue-massage, tommy won't mind, be a good girl now" and started slapping it across her face. funny shit.

[Borin]

I'm recording this thing on my computer in .aiff and it has already reached the size of 350 MB !

[GregoryWohlwend]

whatever you do, just don't be the horror that is: MaynardFan

[InertUniformity]

ask if he believes the terrence mckenna shit about the world ending in 2012.....




The archaic revival is the best book ever written.

[morgoth's shadow]

why isn't anyone transcribing this shit?

[aCiD2]

I'm recording this thing on my computer in .aiff and it has already reached the size of 350 MB !

eh... mines like 16mb :P

[morgoth's shadow]

fuck it, i'll come back in a couple hours, when there's likely to be a satisfactory account of what happened. see ya.

[waffel]

Nothing has happened thats the fucking problem.

[GregoryWohlwend]

www.AISinsurance.com

::sirens wind:: "do you know why i pulled you over"
"why no officer, did I do something wrong?"

[aCiD2]

god damn adverts :/

[Borin]

I feel like a 13 year old girl at a Britney Spears concert...

[aCiD2]

ooo. ooo! Maynard's on!

[Borin]

It's free and it's worth every penny... WTF ??

[aCiD2]

did anyone elses pause for a moment?

[InertUniformity]

id read that book

[waffel]

APC IS BREAKING UP OMG

[Borin]

APC drummer out ?

[waffel]

I think it was a joke :?

[InertUniformity]

somehow i dont think that he was serious

[herrhav0k]

Damn. Get a sense of humor.

[kyyuulle]

nah, he's being a comedian

[aCiD2]

sure it was serious. Maynard said it

[waffel]

Where are the tool questions damnit.

[InertUniformity]

i bet that whole net/gross thing is derived from something that happened to tool during the opiate/undertow days

[kyyuulle]

...there has got to be at least one question about the new album because this shit is retarded

[herrhav0k]

This is basically the radio host giving out advice and Maynard sitting and watching...?

[aCiD2]

Where are the tool questions damnit.
amen

[aCiD2]

This is basically the radio host giving out advice and Maynard sitting and watching...?
yea that, and retarded callers

[Borin]

That can't be, they didn't invite him to say yes or no to questions like "Have you been in the jungle ?"

[kyyuulle]

this lady needs to shut her man pleaser, and quick.

[InertUniformity]

i dont think the word "tool" has been uttered even once so far

[aCiD2]

it wasn't yes or no.. he was invited many times *wink wink*

[Borin]

once

[herrhav0k]

I'm about to turn this off.

[waffel]

If anyone does call and ask a tool question its going to probably be:

"Maynard, when you were on tour with tool, did you eat crackers?"
"Yes"

[InertUniformity]

this radio show is what the spaniards call "el terrible"

[aCiD2]

If anyone does call and ask a tool question its going to probably be:

"Maynard, when you were on tour with tool, did you eat crackers?"
"Yes"
actually... more "Yes, no more Tool questions now"

[Borin]

Can someone please call and ask a question to Maynard ?

[Tyro]

"I wanted to copyright the word poop" - Maynard

[InertUniformity]

SHUT THIS HO UP

[GregoryWohlwend]

undertowed

[aCiD2]

UNDERTOWED OMG OMG

[herrhav0k]

"Undertoad, they dress up in amphibious costumes and cover Tool."

[Tyro]

OR ... Undertoad ...

[waffel]

They talked about tool for about 5 seconds omg!

[aCiD2]

*creams*

[InertUniformity]

i am frusterated

[aCiD2]

Man, this show has maynard, how is it so boring??

[kyyuulle]

here

1-877-900-1031

call before the window of opportunity closes

[aCiD2]

"I cant tell you" rofl :P

[GregoryWohlwend]

whoa Deb! settle down

[waffel]

WOW HER VOICE SCARES ME

seriously nobody fucking cares about these random people's bands or careers.

[Borin]

I want to call but i'm in Belgium so please can one of you call and make this 'show' interesting.

[aCiD2]

same, cept im uk

[shorabali]

TOOL NEWS NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!I NEED ITS.

[Borin]

would Maynard be bored ?

[aCiD2]

I think he's sat there, yawning, drumming some new tool rhythms

[Tyro]

How long is this show?

[aCiD2]

finishes in 15mins (approx)

[shorabali]

wait where can u listen to this now?

[waffel]

http://www.indie1031.fm/listenlive.html

[GelatiCruiser]

The link on pg 1. Don't bother....it's noring the fuck out of me.

[Borin]

wait where can u listen to this now?

http://www.indie1031.fm/listenlive.html

[Tyro]

it's a worthless thing ... I am really fucking dissapointed.

[GregoryWohlwend]

ok, someone call in and ask

"so i'm confused, am i supposed to ask questions about the elderly, or cooking?"

[GelatiCruiser]

It's also BORING the fuck out of me.

[kyyuulle]

haha they cut that bitch off!

[Ktuluvic]

I know we all wanted to hear tool qusetions and all that, but it said in the description of the show it's for legal advice and questions, not a "we're going to interview maynard about the new album" show. Damnit, I hope we get some info though, it'd be nice.

[waffel]

Hahha Maynard cut the bitch off.

[InertUniformity]

if nothing else...we can rest assured that maynard is still alive! which might mean that he might still be in the band tool...maybe!

[kyyuulle]

if nothing else...we can rest assured that maynard is still alive! which might mean that he might still be in the band tool...maybe!
that will not suffice.

[GregoryWohlwend]

Surface and Coatings Technology



EDIt

we have eleven minutes left, call in and do the pre-taped call in show deal

[herrhav0k]

Seriously, someone on the west coast call up.

[GelatiCruiser]

Is anyone going to call?

[waffel]

Who would listen to this boring shit if it wasnt for Maynard? We probably trippled their max number of users listening.

[aCiD2]

do they have the same set of adverts they just play every break? we had these 3 ads before ... *annoyed*

[Borin]

please just FUCKING do it !

[kyyuulle]

1-877-900-1031 call now.

[shorabali]

gregory thats the coolest pic ever!!!!

[InertUniformity]

i had a dream that maynard made a major anouncement at the end of the show

[aCiD2]

Who would listen to this boring shit if it wasnt for Maynard? We probably trippled their max number of users listening.

the guy did mention this was the first airing - any guesses why maynard is on such a boring show? hmmmm

[kyyuulle]

GRAB THE BULL BY THE DICK AND CALL!

[Borin]

the guy did mention this was the first airing - any guesses why maynard is on such a boring show? hmmmm
I was thinking that also

[waffel]

i had a dream that maynard made a major anouncement at the end of the show

I had a dream i got a blowjob last night and I really doubt its going to come true today.

[Tyro]

We need to quickly devise a question that would stay in the show's perameters and find a way to make Tool surface ... ideas?

[GregoryWohlwend]

gregory thats the coolest pic ever!!!!
what pic?

[GelatiCruiser]

He said he did it as a "favor". That "favor" better result in Maynard telling me news about the album.

[GregoryWohlwend]

do a joke god damnit

"wait, im confused, are we supposed to ask questions about cooking or the elderly?"

tell the bitch at the phones, you want to ask maynard a question about the Volcano legal battle...

[aCiD2]

Does your bed conform to your body? or does your body conform to your bed?

Americans like their cars and vans ...

*cough cough* no-one gives a fuck

[InertUniformity]

were the vandals even any good?

[assailing eyes]

ooo. ooo! Maynard's on!

yeah, but nothing is happening dammit. i'm dying for real news, its rly quite pathetic.

[GelatiCruiser]

We need to quickly devise a question that would stay in the show's perameters and find a way to make Tool surface ... ideas?

"I own a T-shirt company and was curious about making shirts with a certain band's logo on it. Could I use TOOL's logo, or would you rather just give me news about the new album?"

[shorabali]

damn advertisments, this is worse than trinidad.

[kyyuulle]

...this show's basically fucking over.

[Tyro]

How about something like ... "Erm hello, I have a question for Maynard. How do bands keep their creativity alive after 10 or so years?"

He'll just have to respond with a Tool example ...

[waffel]

How about:
"I was attempting to pleasure myself with the Lateralus CD and ended up hurting my peepee, any way I can sue and will the hole on the next CD be larger to accommodate my large manhood?"

[aCiD2]

were the vandals even any good?

i guess/hope not if he's resorted to a show this poor.

[Borin]

"I own a T-shirt company and was curious about making shirts with a certain band's logo on it. Could I use TOOL's logo, or would you rather just give me news about the new album?"

Doesn't matter, just ask a question about TOOL.

[InertUniformity]

"I own a T-shirt company and was curious about making shirts with a certain band's logo on it. Could I use TOOL's logo, or would you rather just give me news about the new album?"


hahah

[GelatiCruiser]

I thought it was 2 hrs long??

[aCiD2]

surprise surprise, who the hell is John Cryer

[Borin]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[GregoryWohlwend]

damnit DANNY called in, c'mon ToolNavy, don't let me down, there is one more call...

[Tyro]

sniff... *wipes away tears*

[aCiD2]

www barelylegal com sounds more appealing

[kyyuulle]

well fuckin shit.

[waffel]

I dunno, I'm really happy this boring shit is over, but I'm pissed there was no tool questions.

[InertUniformity]

barelylegal.com.....everyone go there now!

[Borin]

...

[GregoryWohlwend]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001083/

[shorabali]

This is the gayest show ever!

[GelatiCruiser]

Out with the TOOL question Christian!!!!!

[InertUniformity]

im gonna go take a poop

[Borin]

barelylegal.com.....everyone go there now!

That's porn

[GregoryWohlwend]

www barelylegal com sounds more appealing
banned

[waffel]

Ok what the fuck did Maynard do exactally other then offer his two cents every 2-3 questions?

[kyyuulle]

hahaha "he's fired"

[aCiD2]

ooo, reeves is fired :P

[shorabali]

josh freese is fired

[waffel]

This song is the best part of the whole show.

[Tyro]

I want my fucking hour back!

[aCiD2]

banned

yeah, had to get rid of url :/

[GelatiCruiser]

That was one giant almost blow-job.

[herrhav0k]

That's 60 minutes of my life I will never get back.

[Borin]

What THE FUCK was this all about ??

[GregoryWohlwend]

ooo, reeves is fired :P
haha what?

i thought superman died?

[InertUniformity]

i could have done so much during the past hour...i am so disillusioned right now....im really wondering if there is such thing as tool anymore

[GelatiCruiser]

You should see the faces of all my co-workers who I subjected to that snooze fest.

[aCiD2]

BIN BIN BIN

Bin this poor thread ... nobody wants to read about a poor radio show. Just like nobody wants to watch people doing a reality show of people doing a reality show ;).

[shorabali]

A whole week we have been waiting for this show and nothing but shit. This is great like cheese.

[GelatiCruiser]

That was great like a boot in my face. I would have rather had Christopher Walken drone on for an hour about freshly boiled hot dogs.

[Borin]

Hey guys, i recorded it, who wants to have it ? Nobody ? no ? please...

[GregoryWohlwend]

Ok what the fuck did Maynard do exactally other then offer his two cents every 2-3 questions?

i'm pretty sure Joe coerced him into showing his tits during the breaks, then he came behind his desk and sat in his lap for the last half of the show. check it out on E!

[mike tyson]

hahaha

[waffel]

Hey guys, i recorded it, who wants to have it ? Nobody ? no ? please...


Hahaha if there was tool news in the show you could of been really cool, but now you just look like a dumbass :P

[InertUniformity]

i want it.....to poop on

[aCiD2]

i can sell this on ebay...

[kyyuulle]

Hey guys, i recorded it, who wants to have it ? Nobody ? no ? please...
no thanks, keep that shit to yourself.

[shorabali]

Hey guys, i recorded it, who wants to have it ? Nobody ? no ? please...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[GelatiCruiser]

I wanted NEWS not a SNOOZE.

Borin, send me a copy of that, it's sure t cure my insomnia!!

[GregoryWohlwend]

I think i like the Flaming Lips better than TOOL now, you can only tease a dog so long until it runs away.

[Andy DV]

oh shit maynard didnt supply you fucking fanboys with jerkoff material about the tool album and dvd...well of course not, the shows about music legalities. get over it.

[waffel]

Maynard is reading this thread laughing his ass off at all of us :(

[Tyro]

You know, we did get one good thing out of this ... a Maynard quote!

"I tried to copyright poop" - MJK

[waffel]

oh shit maynard didnt supply you fucking fanboys with jerkoff material about the tool album and dvd...well of course not, the shows about music legalities. get over it.

I'm going to forcibly face fuck you.

[InertUniformity]

maynard is cool as aids

[GelatiCruiser]

I think he said Pope.

[Tyro]

oh shit maynard didnt supply you fucking fanboys with jerkoff material about the tool album and dvd...well of course not, the shows about music legalities. get over it.

You know that you would've liked some Tool news ... don't deny it.

[Borin]

Hey guys, but it's like... 1 GB big, please ?

[Borin]

Is someone still listening to that radio ? There's a much better show on now ! it's like... funny...

[BreakX]

I missed it and would like to hear it... if anything than to hear the poop comment.

kuBreakmanX on AIM
[email protected] on MSN

[Borin]

I missed it and would like to hear it... if anything than to hear the poop comment.

kuBreakmanX on AIM
[email protected] on MSN

i can compress to 75 MB, if you give me upload space, i want to upload but i don't think you want to hear it.

[GelatiCruiser]

You're a glutton for punishment.

[BreakX]

Can you contact me on AIM or MSN?

[Borin]

The show that's on now is weird, you should listen to it

[the mechanic]

oh shit maynard didnt supply you fucking fanboys with jerkoff material about the tool album and dvd...well of course not, the shows about music legalities. get over it.

gwerd

[Andy DV]

You know that you would've liked some Tool news ... don't deny it.

yes of course, but im not acting so hilariously surprised.

[Tyro]

yes of course, but im not acting so hilariously surprised.

I was more flabbergasted by the retarded questions (life stories) asked, than anything. The reason I was pissed is because if Maynard is going to be a special guest, then why the hell not even have him talk? He said maybe total of 25 words.

[GelatiCruiser]

yes of course, but im not acting so hilariously surprised.


Well, but when you don't act hilariously surprised, SOMEONE has to. Otherwise there's no hilarity! We need hilarity damnit!!!!

[all_is_one]

You should see the faces of all my co-workers who I subjected to that snooze fest.
hahaha

[PsychoX_02568]

Well, just got done with listening to the interview, and to be perfectly honest Maynard blows dogs for quarters. WTF was that? Not one damn chunk of information about the new album. I understand the whole thing was about the Legalities about the music industry. But seriously he couldn't drop one little thing about the new album. For shit sake it's a new album, not the fucking second coming. That pissed me off.

Oh btw, anyone interested in making an anti-maynard flash game? I was thinking something to do with Maynard trying to blow as many Corporate executives as he could in a minute(if that pisses you off, think to yourself was Emotive created for any other reason then doing the political sellout. Maynards a fucking sell out just like every other artist, just a good liar too.). IDK... give me your ideas!

He treats his fans like shit, and I'm pretty tired of it. He should be thanking these people not treating them like fucking animals. Where the fuck is his "better humanity" when it comes to his fans? It's non-existant.

--End Transmission--


AEON FUX APOCODIX: DUde you are teh gay and should make a game about maynurd bitch slappin' his fans... That would be roxor.. HAR HAR... I'm gonna go fuck my dad now...

[Kelly]

take your head out of your ass

[PsychoX_02568]

I'll do that as soon as you take the dick out of your mouth.

[Tyro]

Would that be "The Dick of Nard"?

[PsychoX_02568]

No it would be my dick... I know it's hard to picture me with my head up my ass while Saturnist blows me, but it can be accomplished. Page 46 for all you reading "Kama Sutra for Dummies".

[Tyro]

Sounds interesting. Can I download the e-book off of bit-torrent?

[PsychoX_02568]

Your mama downloads ebooks! OH SHIT YOU GOT SERVED!

[Tyro]

*sigh*

And I thought we were getting along.

*puts on fishnets and furiously rubs on black eyeliner* "Fuck you and the world, this is the worst thing that ever happened to me"

[PsychoX_02568]

It's funny cause I put AIDs on those fishnets... OH SNAP SON!

[Andy DV]

its a little upsetting when you people seem to have no relative understanding of anything - with all the bitching people do about bmb, we tool fans actually get more useless personal info about our favorite band and the developments of their projects than ANY other band im aware of. if you can find another band that supplies such an ample supply of trivial knowledge from the OFFICIAL SITE other than the typical "the new album will be released on...", etc., i would love to hear it.

[Skwerl]

http://193.109.142.18/~skwerl/apc/stuff/mjk_barelylegal.mp3

commercials & bullshit edited out...

[Orph8998]

im not giving anyone any kudos coins for that...infact, if you post it, you owe me 30 kudos coins

[GregoryWohlwend]

Well, just got done with listening to the interview, and to be perfectly honest Maynard blows dogs for quarters. WTF was that? Not one damn chunk of information about the new album. I understand the whole thing was about the Legalities about the music industry. But seriously he couldn't drop one little thing about the new album. For shit sake it's a new album, not the fucking second coming. That pissed me off.

Oh btw, anyone interested in making an anti-maynard flash game? I was thinking something to do with Maynard trying to blow as many Corporate executives as he could in a minute(if that pisses you off, think to yourself was Emotive created for any other reason then doing the political sellout. Maynards a fucking sell out just like every other artist, just a good liar too.). IDK... give me your ideas!

He treats his fans like shit, and I'm pretty tired of it. He should be thanking these people not treating them like fucking animals. Where the fuck is his "better humanity" when it comes to his fans? It's non-existant.

--End Transmission--


AEON FUX APOCODIX: DUde you are teh gay and should make a game about maynurd bitch slappin' his fans... That would be roxor.. HAR HAR... I'm gonna go fuck my dad now...


*

,,,right? please, for your sake, say i'm right.

[idiotboy]

Maynard is reading this thread laughing his ass off at all of us :(

no, he's not, but i am.

i was much more productive at 6pm today; i was taking a nap. i am sorry i missed a talk about duckie though. man, that guy didn't worry 'bout NOBODY! ha ha ha, yeah!

[Isac Khrondor]

I'll have it.