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[2006]

http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/sintibet.htm
http://www.deheap.com/april_19,_2003.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Kinski
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleister_Crowley
http://www.thegreenpapers.com/News/20001212-0.html
http://www.rarebeatles.com/photopg7/kya.htm
http://spaceweather.com/aurora/gallery_17apr01.html



Believe it or not, there are connections. Discuss...

[just simulacra]

Dates from the hidden flash on toolband.com --- before anyone tries to spin this into something to do with the new album. Been around a few years now.

[GregoryWohlwend]

so the aurora boueralis = the return of christ?

(who the hell is 2006? me smells a TOOL)

[waffel]

This topic dont make no fuckin sense.

[Spongebob]

i think 2006 is a member of tool who is tryign to fuck with us (for a change).

the only reason tools musical releases take so long to come out and are always delayed is because they are too busy reading the threads of desperate tool fans on this forum. they probably leave the studio and get on this forum to get a hoot out of our theories and arguements about the new album.

[drunkenbaby]

So has anyone seen Sin City yet?

[cureformax]

Hey! Did you know that there's a new startup page on Tool's website? I invite you to check it out at toolband.com!

[martyr]

thats been there for ages

[people_do_like_me]

So has anyone seen Sin City yet?
Yeah! I thought it was superb.

[searchforme]

what the fuck?... are you ignorantly hi-jacking a useful thread with Sin City bullshit?... shut the fuck up, and post that shit where it belongs...

i smell a TOOL as well, but why now? those dates have been there for ages and alot of people have found 'the connections', so whats the point now?

[just simulacra]

Why would this be a member of Tool ... ?
Please.

[Goldfoot]

Why would this be a member of Tool ... ?
Please.

Theyre calling the guy a tool. What is all this talk about dates?

[Kelly]

can someone sum up all of these links I do not have time to read them all

[just simulacra]

Theyre calling the guy a tool.


i think 2006 is a member of tool who is tryign to fuck with us (for a change).


Thanks.

And:

What is all this talk about dates?

Pay attention to the links at all?

[just simulacra]

can someone sum up all of these links I do not have time to read them all

They're seemingly unrelated links whose actual connection lies in the fact their corresponding dates-of-occurance/interest have been posted on toolband.com before. That and they're all boring.

[Kelly]

They're seemingly unrelated links whose actual connection lies in the fact their corresponding dates-of-occurance/interest have been posted on toolband.com before. That and they're all boring.

This i know

I have entered that realm of the secret whateverthefuckshit on Toolband.com

but there must be a connection that the band wants us to know

other wise they are fucks

[waffel]

Well someone with alot of time please go through the links and figure this shit out.

[Goldfoot]

Ok, I didnt see the person say they were probably a member of Tool. Anyway, to quote Saturnist.

can someone sum up all of these links I do not have time to read them all

[Kelly]

Goldfoot no one said that they were a member of tool, it is just speculation which the members feel comes from a source beyond a normal poster

[Goldfoot]

Goldfoot no one said that they were a member of tool, it is just speculation which the members feel comes from a source beyond a normal poster

Well, whichever. I obviously missed something. We all do it sometimes. Like how I missed the connection between all those links because I dont have time to read them all.

[thomas jefferson]

Well someone with alot of time please go through the links and figure this shit out.

exactly

[Isac Khrondor]

It's links to things that happend on all the dates Tool had up on that crappy flash website, it means nothing.

[searchforme]

seriously, don't just let this die...
2006 seems very fishy, no?
its also very random, because those dates have been there for ages

[Twelve]

2006 is an alias of some douche TDNer who wants to get some shit rumors started, and they've probably posted in this thread. If I went and created a username like "Beef Stick" or something like that, and made a thread with some stupid, random sentence, people would think I was Danny trying to give us a hint with anagrams or something. 2006, fuck off.

Besides, any information Tool gives us would be a lie, and I just lost my train of thought.

[Ktuluvic]

If someone with the time and power could check use the ip of 2006 to get a local on them, then see if that overlaps with any other members...we'd have an answer.

On a side note, I'm fairly certian that someone amongst us is a tool member, it just seems fitting that they'd come fuck with us on toolnavy....but who...hell if I know.

[the mechanic]

2006 is an alias of some douche TDNer who wants to get some shit rumors started, and they've probably posted in this thread. If I went and created a username like "Beef Stick" or something like that, and made a thread with some stupid, random sentence, people would think I was Danny trying to give us a hint with anagrams or something. 2006, fuck off.

Besides, any information Tool gives us would be a lie, and I just lost my train of thought.

actually, its Hogpile

[waffel]

You are the voice that has been calling me back home.

[Borin]

But why did they (Tool) post the dates there ? There must be a meaning to this.

[GelatiCruiser]

Who gives a fuck? I'll just wait for it to be announced....

[waffel]

But why did they (Tool) post the dates there ? There must be a meaning to this.

Um, why would they post that they all were killed in a car accident? A joke to dick with us prehaps?

[Kelly]

It's links to things that happend on all the dates Tool had up on that crappy flash website, it means nothing.

THIS BEEN EFFING ESTABLISHED


thank you

[Scarecrow]

they have to be a member of tool ... their location is LA

[the mechanic]

they have to be a member of tool ... their location is LA

population of los angeles (based on 2000 census): 3,694,820

members of tool in LA: 4

non-members of tool in LA: 3,694,816

percentage that you're right: .00011%


thats quite the gamble

[Wave.Existance.Tears]

Amazing. But more amazing is the fact that Timothy Leary is Uma Thurman's godfather.....WTF!~

So therefore, Tool and Uma Thurman are very distantly related?!

[the mechanic]

Amazing. But more amazing is the fact that Timothy Leary is Uma Thurman's godfather.....WTF!~

So therefore, Tool and Uma Thurman are very distantly related?!

you live in the USA. are you a member of tool?

[Scarecrow]

population of los angeles (based on 2000 census): 3,694,820

members of tool in LA: 4

non-members of tool in LA: 3,694,816

percentage that you're right: .00011%


thats quite the gamble

yeah it was a joke numbnuts

[the mechanic]

yeah it was a joke numbnuts
seriously?

[SaTaNs_LiTtLe_HeLpEr]

That was a joke as well

[Faith+1]

Amazing. But more amazing is the fact that Timothy Leary is Uma Thurman's godfather.....WTF!~

So therefore, Tool and Uma Thurman are very distantly related?!

hmmm...i have seen uma thurman in like 4 movies.....so does that make me closer to tool.....i think not....:D

[Orph8998]

hmmm...i have seen uma thurman in like 4 movies.....so does that make me closer to tool.....i think not....:D

dude, you are bad at posting...stop

[Orph8998]

oooo, idea, idea....






ok






this is how it will go faith, you can not post again until you are a lv. 5 poster?






go fuck yourself

[Chris_Brightwell]

population of los angeles (based on 2000 census): 3,694,820

members of tool in LA: 4

non-members of tool in LA: 3,694,816

percentage that you're right: .00011%


thats quite the gamble
You're assuming that his/her "Location" answer was accurate.

The correct estimation is closer to 4 / 934,000,000 (http://www.clickz.com/stats/sectors/geographics/article.php/5911_151151)

Or roughly 0.00000000428265525%

[tomXwithXweather]

I'm a member of Tool so it's 3/933,999,999

Or roughly .00000032119914381284704905015744009653%

[Carny_Handles]

you dumbshits are overlooking an obvious fact that not everyone in Los Angels is a fan of tool, therefore the percentage goes up alot. With that said, you all suck.

SPRAY FART BITCHES!

[tomXwithXweather]

So it IS a member of Tool, thanks for opening up my eyes!

[2006]

apparently nothing

[the mechanic]

apparently nothing...at all..

[GelatiCruiser]

I'll......keep......digging......

[Laxku]

Play...that...funky...music....white boy.

[wwwanggg]

So if you check out the dates that 2006 has posted
they appear to be


May 23, 1951
April 19, 1943
December 12, 2000 [salival release date]
August 29, 1966
April 17-18, 2001 [original lateralus release date]


These are the dates from the links (I didn't include the Aleister Crowley or Klaus Kinski links)


What does this mean? And does the s/n 2006 mean anything?

[wwwanggg]

Okay, and also:
May 23, 1951= (5/23/1951) = (5+2+3+1+9+5+1) = 26
April 19, 1943= (4/19/1943) = (4+1+9+1+9+4+3) = 31

The Opiate EP release date was
March 10, 1992 (3+1+0+1+9+9+2) = 25

The Undertow release date was
April 6, 1993 (4+6+1+9+9+3) = 32


25 & 32 are close to 26 & 31, at least they add up to the same number.


So if we can correlate
May 23, 1951 [opiate]
April 19, 1943 [undertow]
December 12, 2000 [salival release date]
August 29, 1966
April 17-18, 2001 [original lateralus release date]


that leaves august 29, 1966. does this have anything to do with AENIMA?
or the new album

[DirtyBanana]

Is it possible to look up "2006" IP adress? I dunno...maybe this can clear things up.

[wwwanggg]

how do we look up someones ip address

[Laxku]

Holy fucking hell, man - I can't believe you actually figured this stuff out. That's really crazy. 2006 MUST BE A MEMBER OF TOOL!

Or else he's not a member of Tool. Either way, that's neat.


*cue the "you're reading too deep into this lol!" comment*

[Spongebob]

i think 2006 is a member of tool who is tryign to fuck with us (for a change).

hehehe, i take credit for this fire.

[nthistogether]

Okay, and also:
May 23, 1951= (5/23/1951) = (5+2+3+1+9+5+1) = 26
April 19, 1943= (4/19/1943) = (4+1+9+1+9+4+3) = 31

The Opiate EP release date was
March 10, 1992 (3+1+0+1+9+9+2) = 25

The Undertow release date was
April 6, 1993 (4+6+1+9+9+3) = 32


25 & 32 are close to 26 & 31, at least they add up to the same number.


So if we can correlate
May 23, 1951 [opiate]
April 19, 1943 [undertow]
December 12, 2000 [salival release date]
August 29, 1966
April 17-18, 2001 [original lateralus release date]


that leaves august 29, 1966. does this have anything to do with AENIMA?
or the new album


Oooohhhh....

[Chris_Brightwell]

you dumbshits are overlooking an obvious fact that not everyone in Los Angels is a fan of tool, therefore the percentage goes up alot.
You're making an assumption. I made a calculation.

There's a difference.

[Carny_Handles]

You're making an assumption. I made a calculation.

There's a difference.


wrong, nice try..

How am I making an assumption hmm? exactly.. you're dumb. go home.

[ATObassist]

Okay, and also:
May 23, 1951= (5/23/1951) = (5+2+3+1+9+5+1) = 26
April 19, 1943= (4/19/1943) = (4+1+9+1+9+4+3) = 31

The Opiate EP release date was
March 10, 1992 (3+1+0+1+9+9+2) = 25

The Undertow release date was
April 6, 1993 (4+6+1+9+9+3) = 32


25 & 32 are close to 26 & 31, at least they add up to the same number.


So if we can correlate
May 23, 1951 [opiate]
April 19, 1943 [undertow]
December 12, 2000 [salival release date]
August 29, 1966
April 17-18, 2001 [original lateralus release date]


that leaves august 29, 1966. does this have anything to do with AENIMA?
or the new album


i dont think that august 29th has to do with aenima ealing with the numbers. aenima came out oct. 1, 1996. but if you add the date of that (1+0+1+1+9+9+6) that comes out to be 27, making the obvious pattern of 25, 26, 27. but the only connection i gt from the website dates and the aenima release date was the birth dates of crowley (oct. 12, 1875) and kinski (oct. 18, 1926) which add up to 25 and 28(?) respectfully. and the only date left of august 29 falls on a tuesday in the year 2006. so if we're going to use the adding method while inferring to the users screen name, then taht means we still have a year to wait...

[Chris_Brightwell]

How am I making an assumption hmm?
Have you surveyed every resident of LA to determine whether your claim that, "not everyone in Los Angels [sic] is a fan of tool [sic]," then?

I'm willing to bet that you haven't.

Take a class in formal reasoning and debate, then we can argue over who's dumb and who's not.

[Carny_Handles]

I dont need to survey everyone in los angels to claim 'not everyone in LA is a fan of tool', dolt. I can call up my numerous buddies who live in los angels and ask them if they like tool. I know for a fact one of them dosent, therefore the fact remains 'not everyone in los angels is a fan of tool'

You know your wrong, you just like to piss and moan go sit in the corner and cry.

[Chris_Brightwell]

You know your wrong
My what?

[the mechanic]

My what?
laugh out lizoud

[Carny_Handles]

My what?

Its nice to know you've totally laid down and accepted getting boned by the man, if nitpicking grammar errors is your only retort you sir live a sad existence.

[Chris_Brightwell]

Its nice to know you've totally laid down and accepted getting boned by the man, if nitpicking grammar errors is your only retort you sir live a sad existence.
You're living a sad existence if you think I give two shits what some anonymous person online thinks about me.

By the way, this might help:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comma_splice

[ATObassist]

c'mon guys, you're both in your 20's and arguing over something on the internet. can't we all just get along?

[Carny_Handles]

You're living a sad existence if you think I give two shits what some anonymous person online thinks about me.

By the way, this might help:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comma_splice

so sad, dont you realize this is a tool forum? this isnt a college paper im writing, i dont give a two shits about spelling or grammar here, so be anal somewhere else it wont affect me.

Its funny when one can no longer hold an argument about the topic at hand, and they feel like they have to prove themselves by nitpicking about useless crap like mechanics.


oh and just to point out, because you're obviously to stuipd to understand true grammar rules, there arent any comma splices in my wring. jackass.



c'mon guys, you're both in your 20's and arguing over something on the internet. can't we all just get along?


no this [slur deleted] is being anal.. ironic isnt it?

[Chris_Brightwell]

so sad, dont you realize this is a tool forum?Considering that I helped build this forum, I'd say I'm quite aware.

this isnt a college paper im writing, i dont give a two shits about spelling or grammar here, so be anal somewhere else it wont affect me. I really couldn't care less about how ignorant or lazy you are toward proper usage and mechanics, but taking a few seconds to write in proper english makes your points more understandable. As it is, half of what you say is incomprehendible.

Its funny when one can no longer hold an argument about the topic at hand, and they feel like they have to prove themselves by nitpicking about useless crap like mechanics.There's no argument to be had. You made an unsubstantianted claim and later substantiated it. I can handle that.

oh and just to point out, because you're obviously to stuipd to understand true grammar rules, there arent any comma splices in my wring.You should read the article I linked to, then.

[tomXwithXweather]

...there arent any comma splices in my wring. jackass.

... ironic isnt it?

lol

[Winter]

2006--that looks very much like a typical The Source post.

[rimb]

... there arent any comma splices in my wring...


Ouch! Sounds painful.... Glad I don't have any either....

[Dude3MX]

No

[Spongebob]

Chris Brightwell, i think i may be in love with you.

[radmanics]

population of los angeles (based on 2000 census): 3,694,820

members of tool in LA: 4

non-members of tool in LA: 3,694,816

percentage that you're right: .00011%


thats quite the gamble

Classic.

And I'm with .. fuck I forgot there's a second page... *shrugs*