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PsychoX_02568
05-23-2005, 07:18 PM
This can't be fucking real...

http://www.thecomatorium.com/board/index.php?showtopic=39030

I just shit my pants... GO FUCKING TOOL!!!
el rancho ovulate
05-23-2005, 07:21 PM
it's not real
oiad
05-23-2005, 07:21 PM
not real, no one cares, dont post again, kill yourself.
el rancho ovulate
05-23-2005, 07:22 PM
not real, no one cares, dont post again, kill yourself.
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PsychoX_02568
05-23-2005, 07:24 PM
not real, no one cares, dont post again, kill yourself.

You rape little boys. Jesus christ, I thought it was kick ass. Excuse me for having an opinion in a forum.
oiad
05-23-2005, 07:35 PM
You rape little boys. Jesus christ, I thought it was kick ass. Excuse me for having an opinion in a forum.

you are excused...

what do you think this is.. The Tool Page: Opinion or something?
Ashes-TO-Ashes
05-23-2005, 07:43 PM
You rape little boys. Jesus christ, I thought it was kick ass. Excuse me for having an opinion in a forum.

Kick ass?

It's pretty fucking boring looking to me. But then again, I'm desensitized to anything not involving goatse.
GregoryWohlwend
05-23-2005, 08:22 PM
if only you were in TA
Isac Khrondor
05-24-2005, 07:07 AM
Ok, we don't need a new topic everytime some discovers the the whole 'teleincision' thing going on right now.
Perseensilmä
05-24-2005, 07:16 AM
What is this goatse people have been talking about?
Cid
05-24-2005, 07:47 AM
it's real
5th Eye
05-24-2005, 08:42 AM
It's not. The logo on their fake cover was stolen directly from the site entrance. See, it's still got the cheesy little gradient effect on it.

Though it's not a bad cover, I suppose...
Cid
05-24-2005, 09:52 AM
it's real
solomonarul
05-24-2005, 10:07 AM
.

yes it is.

i got fired by t00l also..
mantra mouse
05-24-2005, 10:16 AM
has anyone been wondering why a guy fired by tool who has the album cover would post it on a Mars Volta message board?
GregoryWohlwend
05-24-2005, 10:52 AM
What is this goatse people have been talking about?

i'd post a link but i'd get banned....

www.google.com

he's known around my circle as "waffle ass"
Isac Khrondor
05-24-2005, 11:00 AM
has anyone been wondering why a guy fired by tool who has the album cover would post it on a Mars Volta message board?

No, because it's not real.
Isac Khrondor
05-24-2005, 11:05 AM
http://img17.echo.cx/img17/5600/teleincision3jt.gif

Just found that one and hosted it.
Johnny Truant
05-24-2005, 11:24 AM
http://img17.echo.cx/img17/5600/teleincision3jt.gif

Just found that one and hosted it.
Wasn't the fake title supposed to be Teleincision and not television?
Perseensilmä
05-24-2005, 11:30 AM
i'd post a link but i'd get banned....

www.google.com

he's known around my circle as "waffle ass"

Hah. I found it.

But it aint porn, why would you get banned for that? I would understand if it was tubgirl but it´s just some waffle.


Heh. I just remembered Octopussy. Oh, that is golden. Dont try to google you wont find it.I dont know the link neither, I even dont want to know it.
Isac Khrondor
05-24-2005, 11:34 AM
Wasn't the fake title supposed to be Teleincision and not television?

They're messing with our minds man!
mantra mouse
05-24-2005, 11:58 AM
http://img17.echo.cx/img17/5600/teleincision3jt.gif

Just found that one and hosted it.

That's actually pretty cool looking.
DeRais
05-25-2005, 02:33 PM
pooR lil fella, looks like he got shot in the back and is falling dramatically in slow-motion.
saut
05-25-2005, 03:32 PM
That's actually pretty cool looking.

Only if you've never used photoshop before.
people_do_like_me
05-25-2005, 05:35 PM
I just saw that goatse thing.........................................that is the nastiest gaping man butthole I've ever seen.
Isac Khrondor
05-29-2005, 08:55 AM
OMG.

Just found these, I just emailed Blair, and he said that one of the two is the new cover.

http://img219.echo.cx/img219/7592/teleincision1ot.gif

http://img219.echo.cx/img219/6587/teleincision29eu.gif
searchforme
05-29-2005, 09:07 AM
i like both of them honestly, but the first one really illustrates and depicts the inspirational feelings Tool's music creates












right-o
UnholyBelligerence
05-29-2005, 09:10 AM
Chuckle chuckle
solomonarul
05-29-2005, 10:11 AM
hmm...interesting.
waffel
05-31-2005, 12:27 AM
I just saw that goatse thing.........................................that is the nastiest gaping man butthole I've ever seen.

Whats the cutest gaping man butthole you've ever seen?
GelatiCruiser
05-31-2005, 06:41 AM
Don't ever Google Images goatse.....ever.
champion
05-31-2005, 06:44 AM
OMG.

Just found these, I just emailed Blair, and he said that one of the two is the new cover.

http://img219.echo.cx/img219/7592/teleincision1ot.gif

http://img219.echo.cx/img219/6587/teleincision29eu.gif

"danny, what the fuck" was my idea.
Isac Khrondor
05-31-2005, 06:50 AM
I know, Tool must be stealing our ideas.
Perseensilmä
05-31-2005, 06:58 AM
Don't ever Google Images goatse.....ever.

Yeah, dont. It´s kinda hard to find the real pic. It took me fucking long. I wish I would have given up.


Btw. Where the name comes from?
GelatiCruiser
05-31-2005, 08:11 AM
The name goatse? I haveno idea. I want to know as little about that debacle as possible.
champion
05-31-2005, 08:38 AM
it's referred to as "goatse" because it's the website it was originally on. "goatse.cx.org" or something. just like the tubgirl pic is called the tubgirl pic.
PsychoX_02568
05-31-2005, 08:01 PM
This is actually the new DVD:
http://www.enigmacartoons.com/slimjim.jpg




And this is the actual new Tool CD, Teleincision:
http://www.enigmacartoons.com/Teleincision2.jpg
blue/shimmering
05-31-2005, 08:07 PM
This is actually the new DVD:
And this is the actual new Tool CD, Teleincision:
http://www.enigmacartoons.com/Teleincision2.jpg

LOL
Maurio
06-01-2005, 01:38 AM
http://img17.echo.cx/img17/5600/teleincision3jt.gif

Just found that one and hosted it.

This is just a chetzar work with some photoshop adds-on... here's the link to the original

http://www.chetzar.com/bellybubble.html

Nice try :P

p.s.

guys be kind with foreigners
5th Eye
06-01-2005, 09:07 AM
Whoa! How did you get pictures to show up?
krumz
06-01-2005, 10:02 AM
Whoa! How did you get pictures to show up?
use image tag with url ..if thats what u meant by ur question.
5th Eye
06-01-2005, 10:09 AM
Yes, that's what I meant. I figured that was it. It's just that I never see that used, so it surprised me.
Isac Khrondor
06-02-2005, 01:21 AM
http://img179.echo.cx/img179/9366/funny6ht.jpg
krumz
06-03-2005, 11:45 AM
^^ well done! hehe...maybe thats the reality
TheHolyGift
06-06-2005, 05:23 AM
Haha, all these covers are so hilarious, now I'm going to be disappointed by the actual cover. You just can't beat "Danny, What the Fuck?"
people_do_like_me
06-07-2005, 05:59 AM
Whats the cutest gaping man butthole you've ever seen?
It was kind of a joke..because I've never seen any gaping man buttholes before.
5th Eye
06-07-2005, 01:21 PM
Dude, you're missing out.




(By the way, that was a joke, in case you were wondering.)