If Tool Had a second Vocalist, a Female

[Naga Royal Guard]

what do you think about that?

[Perseensilmä]

I dont know. they could fuck each other on stage(btw. why couldnt they do it now, without the woman?).


Seriously, if she was good I think it would be cool.

[5th Eye]

Depends on how she was used.

[pornstarchampion]

Maynard would have 8 children and tool would be forced to tour constantly to support them
h00ray

[Ashes-TO-Ashes]

I hope the guys would ravage a train on her during each show. Her only vocals would be, "Ouch! It's not supposed to go there!".

[DeRais]

Maybe if she did the whole "pink floyd female vocalist" thing...you know, only singing to add color and not actually singing words...two singers both singing different lyrics is pretty emo if you ask me.

[SmallWangedMan]

With the right voice and style, it would be great. But if they just picked up some random chick there would be a 99.9% chance of it being shitty.

[SiGuy]

tori amos her and the 'nard sound awesome together.

[Isac Khrondor]

Two words.


Bjork Gudmundsdottir.

[neo_taboolie]

Two words.


Bjork Gudmundsdottir.
Oh, so that's her last name...

[Isac Khrondor]

Oh, so that's her last name...

Yeah, theres suposed to be more little dots and stuff above some of the letters though.

[SmallWangedMan]

Yeah, a vocalist like bjork would be great.

[morgoth's shadow]

lindsay lohan would own.....




EDIT:i can't believe i said that. please kill me.

[morgoth's shadow]

on an honest note, i like the bjork idea. or hell, why not that chick from otep?

[iknowmaynard]

tori amos her and the 'nard sound awesome together.

no.

[Ashes-TO-Ashes]

tori amos her and the 'nard sound awesome together.

Her voice makes we want to disembowel myself with a sword. You people only like this douche because she did a song with Maynard. Get off her saggy teats. She sucks.

[Jesca3001]

I listen to Tori Amos on an almost daily basis, I love her music....but her vocals sometimes kill me, she's not THAT talented of a vocalist, and her lyrics are...well....fucking weird.

[iknowmaynard]

Her voice makes we want to disembowel myself with a sword. You people only like this douche because she did a song with Maynard. Get off her saggy teats. She sucks.

yup

[SmallWangedMan]

Her voice makes we want to disembowel myself with a sword. You people only like this douche because she did a song with Maynard. Get off her saggy teats. She sucks.

Thank you.

[el rancho ovulate]

I really don't think Tool would work with a second vocalist..

But you never know..

[Svucktar]

sweet, i would love to go see some linkin tool on mtv

[bluefire]

how bout the lead singer of evanescence, that would be like so hot





honestly, there is probably a 95% of two vocalists being gay as hell

[rochey-o]

it would suck. actually i used tot hink tool had 2 vocalists, when all i had head was stinkfist. one was really high pitched and muffled, the other was screaming about stuff. w3rdddd

[BatterY316]

It would be cool to hear a female vocal on one or two songs, but I think TOOL should stay the way it is and maybe just have a guest on the album.

[Useful Idiot]

If the female was Paz Lenchantin,then that would be awesome.

[Ashes-TO-Ashes]

Paz's voice sucks too.

Listen, just because a female has associated herself with TOOL or one of it's members, it doesn't mean she has a good or impressive voice by default.

[5th Eye]

Paz's voice sucks too.

Listen, just because a female has associated herself with TOOL or one of it's members, it doesn't mean she has a good or impressive voice by default.True. Seriously, go listen to her mix of The Hollow. I thought it'd be a lot better than that.

[SiGuy]

Her voice makes we want to disembowel myself with a sword. You people only like this douche because she did a song with Maynard. Get off her saggy teats. She sucks.
no... i like tori amos because i heard her on loveline. btw adam corrola is god.

[ATARI]

female vocals do not fit with rock music let alone metal

[Adonis]

As if there isn't enough in the music to pay attention to already.

I mean, like, ugh, totally... as if...

[neo_taboolie]

Björk would be pretty cool, though...

Not realistic... On the other hand, as a guest on a few songs...

[987]

i just don't look at tool as a band that would have guest musicians on some songs. only live shows

[bluefire]

i just don't look at tool as a band that would have guest musicians on some songs. only live shows

I especially doubt they would have somebody like Henry Rollins, epecially on a song like "Bottom".

[Isac Khrondor]

Henry Rollings just talked, he doesn't sing.

[5th Eye]

female vocals do not fit with rock music let alone metalAh, but they do. There are some awesome bands with female vocalists. Like...I dunno...Lacuna Coil's singer is pretty good...

[Hogpile]

Call me a sexist, but I'm not a big fan of female vocals. Especially in a Tool type genre of music.

[Ashes-TO-Ashes]

Sexist.

I, on the other hand, am not a big fan of female vocals. Especially in a Tool type genre of music.

[Hogpile]

Sexist.

I, on the other hand, am not a big fan of female vocals. Especially in a Tool type genre of music.

You sexist pig.

[Shiva]

How do you guys come up with shit like this every day?

[Isac Khrondor]

How do you guys come up with shit like this every day?

It's just crap for us to talk about before the new album comes around, why not join the fun?

[Shiva]

It's just crap for us to talk about before the new album comes around, why not join the fun?

True. Still,it's an immense amount of retarded creativity...it reminds me of school.

[iknowmaynard]

kate beckinsale talking dirty would work.

nothing else.

[ATARI]

Ah, but they do. There are some awesome bands with female vocalists. Like...I dunno...Lacuna Coil's singer is pretty good...


aaahhhhhh



no

[herrhav0k]

A second, female vocalist? No.

More cowbell? Yes, please.

[Naga Royal Guard]

A second, female vocalist? No.

More cowbell? Yes, please.

yes, a cowbell would sound great during disposition

[ARMZ]

Perhaps some time in the future Tool and Portishead could combine and create something unique.

[Isac Khrondor]

Perhaps some time in the future Tool and Portishead could combine and create something unique.

!

Good thinking.

[Winter]

Excellent idea! Although, I don't think they could be nearly as good as Evanescence!

Kidding.

[triad636]

alright i don't think that a permanent 2nd vocalist male or female would sound good in TOOL there is no need for that...however if someone were to guest on a song or 2 that would be pretty sick i was thinkin pete loeffler for some background lyrics... and lacuna coils' Christina scabbia is good too i was thinking (if you wanna check it out dl it) the beginning to the song "to live is to hide" by lacuna coil ..that would be sick that sort of harmonious ahhhahhhahh... it would be awesome .. although i still couldnt picture anyone else singing on a tool song.....happy days

[Digital Dreamer]

my vote goes to sara jezebel deva. She does the female vocals on Nymphetamine (fix) by cradle of filthyness. (ha) She has a very nice voice that would do well as a background vocal line.

[Tyson]

That chick out of sliding doors.

[5th Eye]

my vote goes to sara jezebel deva. She does the female vocals on Nymphetamine (fix) by cradle of filthyness. (ha) She has a very nice voice that would do well as a background vocal line.Hmm...Sara Jezebel Deva is pretty good, but not as good as Cristina Scabbia.

[el rancho ovulate]

Omar Rodriguez

cuz he wears girlz clothes lol, f4g

[FlamingEye]

my vote goes to sara jezebel deva. She does the female vocals on Nymphetamine (fix) by cradle of filthyness. (ha) She has a very nice voice that would do well as a background vocal line.

she hardly sings in nyphetamine. she does the female vocals in every cradle cd. she fits perfectly with cradle, but she would not be good with Tool at all. she does have a beautiful voice

[iknowmaynard]

my vote goes to sara jezebel deva. She does the female vocals on Nymphetamine (fix) by cradle of filthyness. (ha) She has a very nice voice that would do well as a background vocal line.

i thought it was liv kristine

[holy reality]

that tribal chick in triad did just fine.

who was she anyway...... Bette Midler?

[DeRais]

I got it, they should get a second vocalist to like do the rap thing, you know, Maynard is singing and everytime the next word is predictable, the second vocalist shouts it.

"Black THEN white are all I SEE, (UHHUH YEAH), IN MY INFANCY, red and yellow then came to be (ALRIGHT CHECK IT) REACHING out to me (UHUH YEAH) Let me see (LET ME SEE NIGGAAAA!) (YAYYYEAHH!!! OKAYYYY!)


~WHOA, i think I went too far and transcribed Lateralus, the Puffy (P. diddy) remix featuring Lil Jon

[5th Eye]

Yeah! Hell I'd buy that straight away!











Then burn it.

[champion]

for all of you people who don't think women vocalists work in rock music, get your asses up and listen to carla kihlstedt, most notably in sleepytime gorilla museum.

[dawn]

It would have to be one rockin' chick...


I could see a cameo appearance of the feminine sort...beyond that, I don't see it happening...

[dawn]

Call me a sexist, but I'm not a big fan of female vocals. Especially in a Tool type genre of music.



Seconded...well, thirded I guess...


Girls just don't rock out like guys do...Granted, some can...most don't...

[holy reality]

check Guano Apes

i only know one song, but damned if 3 years didn't go by before i realized the singer was in fact a woman..... but surpisingly that's not a bad thing, she just is flexible as shit in her singing i guess.

maybe.

[Perseensilmä]

for all of you people who don't think women vocalists work in rock music, get your asses up and listen to carla kihlstedt, most notably in sleepytime gorilla museum.

Let me guess. carla kihlstedt is among your 75 GB of free music that you let everyone enjoy?

[champion]

Let me guess. carla kihlstedt is among your 75 GB of free music that you let everyone enjoy?

she is.

[Naga Royal Guard]

not

[Naga Royal Guard]

i never considered this before

[matt1000]

this is the stupidest idea i've ever heard.

[Jesus Knievel]

matt, i thought we told you not to talk

[s ti N Kfizt]

Didn't read the thread, have to say this now: NO.

Okay it would be cool if it would be nicely done and shit but all my experiences about heavy music with female voices has been shitty usually (except Isis does it pretty well). Maybe some ''egyptian'' or whatever creepy voices or like APC's lullaby..... dunno.

[muloc]

females dont have tools.

lucky them.

[cacophony]

Henry Rollings just talked, he doesn't sing.


I don't believe I have heard of the 'Rollings' fellow! Who is he?

[Lorre]

Meh... no second vocalist please. Let Adam, Justin or Danny do some backin vocals if it's really necessary...

On the other hand I'd really like the idea of a keyboard player. That way Danny could get rid of all that electronic crap on his kit.

[Intertwined]

No, they need a sitar.

The song "Psalm of the city of the dead" by Zao has a good female vocalist at the end of it, but her name is not mentioned. :(

[Timothy]

"Upcoming and Unreleased"

^How the fuck does this thread relate?

[endokrin]

I don't believe I have heard of the 'Rollings' fellow! Who is he?

He is some guy who left a prank phone call on Danny's cousin's roomate's answering machine about a weird UFO sighting.

Tool used this on 'Fap de Oid' from their See Ya Later, Alice CD

[rochey-o]

this is really fucking retarded