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Naga Royal Guard
03-21-2005, 01:52 PM
How does Tool usually debut their album, just throw it out on to the hallowed shelves of bestbuy, sneak peaks on radio, MTV ' The Leak ", etc. anybody have any ideas how it will be debuted this year?
a_sirian_in_agony
03-21-2005, 02:11 PM
maynard will dance naked down times square shooting copies out of his ass....
Bill_Hix
03-21-2005, 03:07 PM
maynard will dance naked down times square shooting copies out of his ass....

Normally any other fan of a group would take that offensively, BUT since this is Tool we speak of, the seriousness is lessened, with the greater chance of that ACTUALLY happening.

Tool will debut on a hidden link after their next album is out.
Tyson
03-21-2005, 03:29 PM
They will debut on JJJ.
]thE*s0uRce[
03-21-2005, 04:59 PM
Tuesday
mike tyson
03-21-2005, 06:00 PM
Maynard will choose Charizard, who will defeat Blastoise in a heated battle at Pokemon Stadium. Thus, raining copies of the new album over all the lands.
metalwarriorx
03-21-2005, 06:22 PM
charizard cant beat blastoise. blastoise is a water pokemon and water is charizard's weakness, duh everybody knows that.
el rancho ovulate
03-21-2005, 06:38 PM
charizard cant beat blastoise. blastoise is a water pokemon and water is charizard's weakness, duh everybody knows that.

n3rd

Everyone knows that bulbasaur pwns all..
mike tyson
03-21-2005, 06:49 PM
Charizard always beats Blastoise, always. He has 100 HP.
a_sirian_in_agony
03-21-2005, 08:43 PM
charizard rules..i still have ten charizard holographics....oh god, what have i done with my life?
Naga Royal Guard
03-21-2005, 09:09 PM
n3rd

Everyone knows that bulbasaur pwns all..


BULBASAUR RULES!
SiGuy
03-22-2005, 03:05 PM
charizard rules..i still have ten charizard holographics....oh god, what have i done with my life?

dont worry, im sure your pokmymom obsession is no worse than some peoples tool obsession
a_sirian_in_agony
03-22-2005, 07:07 PM
you cant even sell the little bastards anymore...fuck..
champion
03-22-2005, 07:10 PM
oh man. pokemon ruled, and charizard WAS the best, and blastoise was a piece of dogshit.
CyberSlave
03-22-2005, 07:17 PM
Charizard could fly away from Blatoises water cannon and everything.

God, you fucking n00bs.
el rancho ovulate
03-22-2005, 07:18 PM
Don't forget.. Mewtwo was unbeatable.. Psychic energy pwned..
CyberSlave
03-22-2005, 07:22 PM
Alakazam was the best.
flipmojo
03-23-2005, 03:34 AM
How does Tool usually debut their album, just throw it out on to the hallowed shelves of bestbuy, sneak peaks on radio, MTV ' The Leak ", etc. anybody have any ideas how it will be debuted this year?

I think you can rule MTV out for awhile. They might do a couple MTV interviews after the record comes out. They will definitely do radio. You can bet on some radio interviews before the record comes out. They might do a few "special" shows before it comes out too. Small shows for a limited number of people.
Tyson
03-23-2005, 03:36 AM
It was debuted in Australia last time.
Anjerasu
03-23-2005, 03:40 AM
I heard Maynard drinks in the local Irish theme bar around the corner from me... which isn't really a theme bar cause its in ireland... dammit ruined the joke!!!
Tyson
03-23-2005, 03:45 AM
It has to be a joke before it can be ruined.

Two guys walk into a bar.

One ducks the other says ouch.
Anjerasu
03-23-2005, 03:50 AM
BAH-dum-tish

Maybe it will be debuted with Maynard telling a joke, replace the two men with Jesus and Maynard
normz
03-23-2005, 03:51 AM
dont worry, im sure your pokmymom obsession is no worse than some peoples tool obsession


but it is slightly nerdier ...... and pokemon are so last year what is it now, digimon or some bullshit ....... and i want tool to come to my house and debut in my bedroom but that wont happen *sigh*
Tyson
03-23-2005, 03:53 AM
I do a mean Maynard impression.
5th Eye
03-23-2005, 09:46 AM
On the DVD, they should have a version of that skit two guys did before Tool came onstage for a show where they said how this guy had progeria...it was funny as hell. Did anyone see that?
5th Eye
03-23-2005, 04:41 PM
LOL oh yeah, that was fucking awesome. It was David Cross and the other guy from Just shoot me, I think.Yeah, that sounds right. That sounds like him, anyway. That sketch is great. Ahhhh...
5th Eye
04-03-2005, 09:25 AM
BTW, if anyone wants a copy of the mpg of that song with the sketch send me your email address.
mike tyson
04-03-2005, 09:42 AM
Those pokemon cards could be worth something in about 20-30 years, save em.
5th Eye
04-03-2005, 09:46 AM
Almost as much as those Beanie Babies everyone loves so much...
tomXwithXweather
04-05-2005, 02:43 AM
Those pokemon cards could be worth something in about 20-30 years, save em.

No.
slave2addictions
04-05-2005, 06:58 AM
It has to be a joke before it can be ruined.

Two guys walk into a bar.

One ducks the other says ouch.


i do hate to point this out

if both have walked into the bar then it is too late for one to duck
5th Eye
04-05-2005, 08:24 AM
Shhh! Don't ruin the jokes with your silly logic!
5th Eye
04-05-2005, 08:29 AM
No kidding...

WOOO 500! I'm cool.
5th Eye
04-05-2005, 08:34 AM
:(

But you don't have 4,000-some. Perhaps you ought to be burned as well.
5th Eye
04-05-2005, 08:41 AM
I have read the Crucible, and I know how it goes...and no one is burned, everyone is HANGED.