Maynard's Dick on Drugs

[DavidJamison]

Well, being quite unsober at the moment, I have realized this song "Maynard's Dick" is about his penis. I know I sound very stupid right now, but I am serious. Most people think every TOOL song has a fucking satanic or some other kind of deep meaning. I mean, sure, most TOOL songs are really serious, but god damn, can't Maynard have some fun, and write a song about he likes.. his penis.



EVERY BREATH IS MY WISH FOR DEATH

[Penguin]

Yes.. this is what pretty much every person on this forum thinks about the song too! You are not alone, my friend

[Sinagast]

ummmm...the song is called "Maynard's Dick." i'm pretty sure there's no hidden message in a song called "maynard's Dick." But then again "Stinkfist" wasn't about fisting.

[bfusion]

It sounds like they were writing a pop sounding song in mockery of pop music. The lyrics is the satirical layer...

or they could've been just joking.

[sircorn]

first of all who said tool was satanic? If you think about it, they are actually anti-satanic as much as they are anti-religious. Their point of view goes hand in hand.

I agree with you that this song is a joke. Another, simple, way to fuck with the minds of the pop loving fairies.

[FlamingEye]

it is ovious that this song is a joke. i think its very funny that maynard wrote a song about his dick

[Druzzel Dermgo]

Okay, boys. This song is a joke. I'll give you that - but, answer me this...if it's such a joke, then why would Maynard be so serious as to say it's not a place to feel something or other, "it's a place to feel much better"? Why then, would the song sound so real, so substantial? if it's a joke, it's deeper than that. It's probobly about groupies trying to get a dime from Maynard's dick.

I don't know why...but Maynard belches after he says the last word, then begins to make farting noises....what is up with that? Maybe just another way of saying it's a joke...and I've heard the guitar riff from somewhere else...not another Tool song though...weird...

[Kapoo]

it is ovious that this song is a joke. i think its very funny that maynard wrote a song about his dick

You think this is a joke!? You thinkIt's funny!?? This is art!!! I've built my life around this song Maynard'sdickdammit!!!!! I hope you've realized I'm joking now.

[Ming]

I still can't believe nobody's registered as "Maynard's_Dick."

[ilithmar]

haha

[Parabowl]

it is ovious that this song is a joke. i think its very funny that maynard wrote a song about his dick

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