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Naga Royal Guard
02-15-2005, 08:25 PM
who will be the #1 guest on new Tool album?
Naga Royal Guard
02-15-2005, 08:28 PM
thanks for Voting my old friend
Naga Royal Guard
02-15-2005, 08:31 PM
you are incorrect and I have created a valid poll, please stop with he name calling
Naga Royal Guard
02-15-2005, 08:38 PM
yes, because tool is going to do a song with one of them.... how very valid.... i see your logical point.
i knew we could get along, you are a good person
I can't believe I just voted, I feel so dirty......who else voted for Hillary Duff?
Let me explain, I only voted for her because I want to chew her asshole out.
this thread sucks. like seriously.
I'd say something, but Im sure that you ment 'Well' as aposed to 'Will'. heh
EyesOfAFallenAngel
02-16-2005, 03:49 PM
I voted Michael. Figure he can get one more music related thing in before he goes to the slammer, or kills himself.
EyesOfAFallenAngel
02-16-2005, 03:56 PM
Can you imagine?
Oh, boy.
i'm so glad naga's on probation. thank you so much dan.
agreed
So who's his parole officer?
dan. see, he's the man. He's bringin NRG down.
Gizmo
02-18-2005, 08:22 PM
i feel ive just wasted a minute of my life.... and this is my first post... cause for 3 years i didnt know there was a little check box asking if i agreed witht he ruled... i suck balls....
Goodbye to your avatar, hello to your new one.
Gizmo
02-18-2005, 09:50 PM
let me guess this takes up bandwidth or something...
or just overused
It could be for bandwidth issues but I am uncertain of any reasons at this present time.
Good job on your avatar, as Paris would say "that's hot" as Jessica would say "that's cute" as Bill would say "I did not have sexual relations with that rabbit"
5th Eye
02-19-2005, 02:46 PM
And I would say...Bambi was a victim of an oppressive and controlling government and only escaped getting shot because he enjoyed spending his time hiding with rabbits...
5th Eye
02-19-2005, 02:58 PM
Yeah, it's sad. I laughed when his father got killed.
5th Eye
02-19-2005, 03:08 PM
Well, actually considering I saw it last when I was about 2, I didn't really laugh...but I might if I see it again. Then I'l cry because I was being forced to go through it all over again.
Gizmo
02-20-2005, 01:55 AM
i saw it like 10 years ago... all i recall are some bunnies and a fire...
Wasn't it Thumper? I can't even remember what it's from, was it a porno?
Gizmo
02-20-2005, 02:21 PM
that would a be quite entertaining... in a strange cartoonish way...
5th Eye
02-20-2005, 04:13 PM
Eewwww...happy forest animal porn??
MTV-Headlines: Hillary Duff to guest appear on next Tool album.
02/20/05
In a strange twist, it has been revealed that Tool front man Maynard James Keenan will be doing a duet with pop princess and actress Hillary Duff. She will feature on the new album but no further information has been given. Rumors were abound several weeks ago but no one was willing to take them serious enough but it seems HD and MJK have something in common. Maynard is to play a lead role in an upcoming movie which has him playing the role of a Father to his daughter Hillary Duff. Although this has not been confirmed we are lead to believe that filming is already under way and should be released around Christmas.
Updates as the come.
http://www.mtv.com/news/bands/tool.jhtml
I'd like to see Tool host Seseme Street...
That'd be great...
Gizmo
02-21-2005, 12:36 AM
i wonder what adam looks like naked
I think he would look like a naked version of Adam.
5th Eye
02-22-2005, 09:10 AM
Probably more like an Adam, only with no clothes on.
5th Eye
02-22-2005, 09:41 AM
But her hair would always cover everything...
Oh well.
morgoth's shadow
02-24-2005, 02:47 PM
seriously though, i wouldn't mind jens kidman.
Dam you William Hung, dammm youuuuuuuuuu!
arrrrrghhhh!
5th Eye
02-27-2005, 06:07 PM
I'm still not gonna vote.
smirk
02-28-2005, 09:03 AM
Worst. Poll. Ever.
Sounds like a recent election.
5th Eye
02-28-2005, 09:15 AM
Yeah, except there's no Austrian bodybuilders on this one.
Bush used weed, Bill used weed, Arnie will be the ultimate *in Arnie's voice* "You bunch of girly girls, I used steroids, I inject not inhale"
Billy, that bitch knows a good pair of fat lips when he sees them.
It so funny to look at these world leaders, sure no one is perfect, that's why I pray that Hillary Duff will make a porno.
5th Eye
02-28-2005, 09:30 AM
Oh my.
5th Eye
02-28-2005, 09:36 AM
And Hillary Duff.
5th Eye
02-28-2005, 09:38 AM
What if she's really a guy?
edit edit edit
dam it I hate it when someone beats you to a post
No, don't say that, how dare you ruin my dream.
5th Eye
02-28-2005, 09:40 AM
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
I have admit, that's one good reason to get on your hands and knees, bringing your hands together, and asking God for a favor.
To dream the impossible dream.
It would be the only disc I would buy from her catalogue.
What if she's really a guy?
Well after some thought....all i can say is....you only live once....if the shoe fits wear it.
5th Eye
02-28-2005, 09:49 AM
I don't think she is, but after all you would be taking that chance.
and that my friend is a chance I'm willing to take....
smk4813
02-28-2005, 02:41 PM
Roger Waters guest appearing.......done.
Roger Waters guest appearing.......done.
Who the fuck is Roger Waters?
smk4813
03-01-2005, 01:16 PM
Who the fuck is Roger Waters?
He's my fucking sister.
5th Eye
03-01-2005, 05:31 PM
You've got some messed up parents.
smk4813
03-02-2005, 09:46 AM
You've got some messed up parents.
Yeah, a beaver and a whole in the wall.....
Naga Royal Guard
03-06-2005, 12:39 PM
MTV-Headlines: Hillary Duff to guest appear on next Tool album.
02/20/05
In a strange twist, it has been revealed that Tool front man Maynard James Keenan will be doing a duet with pop princess and actress Hillary Duff. She will feature on the new album but no further information has been given. Rumors were abound several weeks ago but no one was willing to take them serious enough but it seems HD and MJK have something in common. Maynard is to play a lead role in an upcoming movie which has him playing the role of a Father to his daughter Hillary Duff. Although this has not been confirmed we are lead to believe that filming is already under way and should be released around Christmas.
Updates as the come.
http://www.mtv.com/news/bands/tool.jhtml
i clicked the link, and the article wasnt there
steve99_9
03-06-2005, 03:13 PM
...i didn't think it was possible for someone to be as dumb as you
CyberSlave
03-06-2005, 03:42 PM
I vote other.
Eminem.
PhatFiend
03-06-2005, 03:51 PM
Robert Fripp?
5th Eye
03-06-2005, 05:37 PM
Fine, I'll vote Paris Hilton, for absolutely no reason at all.
Naga Royal Guard
03-06-2005, 09:35 PM
Who the fuck is Roger Waters?
yes, I would like to know as well
Yes.
So I'm assuming that Roger was in Pink?
Roger......pink......Roger in pink.
Naga Royal Guard
04-05-2005, 03:42 PM
where has ARMZ been lately?
5th Eye
04-05-2005, 03:51 PM
In your mom's ass with mstajduh.
Naga Royal Guard
04-05-2005, 03:52 PM
who are you talking to and wtf are you talking about?
5th Eye
04-05-2005, 03:57 PM
You. Nevermind, you obviously don't understand.
Svucktar
04-05-2005, 06:39 PM
jackson would be pretty interesting.
searchforme
04-06-2005, 07:33 AM
hillary duff... they will f.uck her wild on stage
Yeah, ARMZ and I are doing a DP number on his mom. It's so nice and cozy up there.
can I tape that?
5th Eye
04-07-2005, 08:13 AM
I want a copy.
5th Eye
04-07-2005, 08:19 AM
Sweet.
Why hasn't this thread been binned yet?
TheHolyGift
04-07-2005, 08:22 AM
William Hung would be great. I'd buy it. Think about it.
5th Eye
04-07-2005, 08:23 AM
No. NO NO NO NO NO! Fool.
pornstarchampion
04-08-2005, 03:51 PM
2nd Roger Waters
solomonarul
04-19-2005, 09:53 AM
Jens Kidman, Trent Reznor, Jón ŝor "Jónsi" Birgisson
....
i'm sure that Devo H. will be on the next album!
Destructicon
04-19-2005, 10:49 AM
This proves the point of the greater population of TDN.
Naga = Total fucking douchebag. Why the hell are you going to suck up precious bandwidth with a thread like this? You could have at least TRIED to make it somewhat serious.
Thank God we only have about 3 weeks until the new Star Wars movie drops, that should get NRG out of here for a few weeks.
Naga Royal Guard
04-19-2005, 03:11 PM
This proves the point of the greater population of TDN.
Naga = Total fucking douchebag. Why the hell are you going to suck up precious bandwidth with a thread like this? You could have at least TRIED to make it somewhat serious.
Thank God we only have about 3 weeks until the new Star Wars movie drops, that should get NRG out of here for a few weeks.
what did i ever do to you? Nothing
what is your problem? Everything
if your mad at me because i dont like that michael moore bullshit you and your friend parade around then you need to wake up and smell the dried cum on your face
Naga Royal Guard
04-19-2005, 03:35 PM
no, you see, he doesn't like you because you are a fucking moron and you post nothing relevant or of any use to anyone.
you again? whats your problem now?
5th Eye
04-20-2005, 08:21 AM
YOU!
Destructicon
04-20-2005, 07:32 PM
what did i ever do to you? Nothing
what is your problem? Everything
if your mad at me because i dont like that michael moore bullshit you and your friend parade around then you need to wake up and smell the dried cum on your face
no, you see, he doesn't like you because you are a fucking moron and you post nothing relevant or of any use to anyone.
Prof Pudding hit the nail right on the head dude, you post NOTHING worthwhile...go die already.
What did you ever do to me? You were born. It is my opinion that the best part of you ended up as a wet spot on the bed....
Naga Royal Guard
04-20-2005, 08:43 PM
Prof Pudding hit the nail right on the head dude, you post NOTHING worthwhile...go die already.
What did you ever do to me? You were born. It is my opinion that the best part of you ended up as a wet spot on the bed....
nice job linda, you must be the person who spilled urinal stew on utumno1's strap on
Destructicon
04-21-2005, 01:48 PM
nice job linda, you must be the person who spilled urinal stew on utumno1's strap on
Nice job dick, You must be the reason tigers eat their young.
Naga Royal Guard
04-21-2005, 02:53 PM
Nice job dick, You must be the reason tigers eat their young.
watch the way you fucking speak to me ass
Destructicon
04-21-2005, 08:41 PM
watch the way you fucking speak to me ass
Nice grammar.
I'm not gonna clog up this thread anymore with this shit....even if it is a shitty thread. If you want to continue this then I cordially invite you to create a thread in the grudge. If not, then I cordially invite you to lick the sweat off my gooch.
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