LK

[IC]

So...does anyone think there will be a 'single' kind of deal off this album? I wish there was something the radio would actually play of tool. i hear LK is like 12 min long..I think a little more variety as far as song length on the album would be cool.
So back on track- what does LK stand for, why is blair a douche, and why do some of you care so much about spelling?

[champion]

of course there'll be a single. tool's a popular band, and the radio masturbates to playing their songs.

LK should be taken with a grain of salt. all the information about it is very subject to change as of now.

[people_do_like_me]

where do you acquire the information for the album?

p.s.: this is very exciting.

[SCH/ISM]

I couldn't care less if there were a radio song or not. I just pray Tool isn't forced to make a song or change an existing one so as to be radio friendly for those with short attention spans.

[Red Eye Jedi]

I couldn't care less if there were a radio song or not. I just pray Tool isn't forced to make a song or change an existing one so as to be radio friendly for those with short attention spans.
In an ideal situation I would hope there record company wasnt that greedy. Their next album will make so much money for them after lateralus even without a made radio friendly song. I trust Maynard and the rest of Tool to kick ass as always. So I wont spend much time worrying about how good the next album is.

[Andy DV]

i hope nothing gets on the radio. we need to work on keeping this band a secret. i think they're starting to catch on...quick...put some godsmack on and pretend we're talking about something else...

[LP|Stang]

Tool hase never once hinted they will change into radio friendly. They practice what they preach.

[The Drapery Falls]

Tool are hella radio friendly.

What do you think Eon Blue Apocalypse was made for?

[IC]

Tool are hella radio friendly.

What do you think Eon Blue Apocalypse was made for?
ha nice

[c4nnon_fodder]

i hope nothing gets on the radio. we need to work on keeping this band a secret. i think they're starting to catch on...quick...put some godsmack on and pretend we're talking about something else...

I don't want Tool to become too popular, with popularity often comes greed and then crappy music. In Colorado they are played on the radio pretty often, i dont know if it is just Colorado or if Tool is really gaining in popularity.

[champion]

i wonder what'll happen to the guy above me when he realizes tool is one of the highest-selling rock bands in the world.

[Andy DV]

ha. yea thats their appeal. everyone feels like tool is their little secret that they stumbled upon. i think their relative lack of appearances sans maynard has attributed to this fallacy. its also why a lot of fans are fucking fanatic psychos. you know, us.

[Agent of Truth]

i bet the new album will contain a coded map to a secret party with free acid and a live performance for all the fans clever enough to decode it in time. Or a deadly weapon you can make out of the cd booklet. Man if it doesn't come out soon I'm really gonna lose it.

[IC]

i bet the new album will contain a coded map to a secret party with free acid and a live performance for all the fans clever enough to decode it in time. Or a deadly weapon you can make out of the cd booklet. Man if it doesn't come out soon I'm really gonna lose it.
wow I really coulnd't tell if he was kidding or not

[ruby]

sidenote.. do any of you know how many records tool are bound to with their current contract?

tool have become one of the most undeniably important bands today, and will sell records by the bucketload on their name alone.. no need for extravagant promotion..

in an ideal world they would release the album on an independant label..(ipecac f.ex) this would create a situation where an independently released album would gross higher than most crap released by mainstream companies, giving other artists the guts to go independant too... thus creating a mass emigration from commercial record labels and getting the money back to where they belong, the hands of the artists.

well... one can hope :)

[TheInsideSource]

sidenote.. do any of you know how many records tool are bound to with their current contract?

I'm pretty sure they are currently on a 3 record deal, with Lateralus being the first of those three albums...

tool have become one of the most undeniably important bands today, and will sell records by the bucketload on their name alone.. no need for extravagant promotion..

Which is exactly why Tool don't need singles... Danny Carey has said himself in a post-Lateralus interview that Tool are a "album band"... They concentrate on creating songs as one entity, to be heard in one sitting... While I wouldn't mind a single as it would be more Tool music to buy, I'm more than happy (understatement) buying just an album which the guy's have worked super hard on...


So...does anyone think there will be a 'single' kind of deal off this album? I wish there was something the radio would actually play of tool. i hear LK is like 12 min long.

Firstly, when you would buy the CD (assuming you do), what is the need of wanting to hear Tool on the radio, when you can just pop in the CD into the player/stereo and hear the music... It's not like Tool are going to make a song just so Tool fans will be able to listen to Tool on the radio... Could you imagine them making songs...

Justin: Nice riff there Adam...
Adam: Thanks!
Maynard: Uh, guys that riff is too heavy, we're not going to get on the radio if our music is do damn brutal...
Adam: Oh...

Oh, by the way, LK is 18 minutes long at the moment... I don't know how you came up with 12...

[IC]

Firstly, when you would buy the CD (assuming you do), what is the need of wanting to hear Tool on the radio, when you can just pop in the CD into the player/stereo and hear the music... It's not like Tool are going to make a song just so Tool fans will be able to listen to Tool on the radio... Could you imagine them making songs...
Because I want them to gain some recognition, so that when Im driving down the road pissed off and by chance it comes on I feel like there is SOME good in the music buisness still, and so that people know a tool song if the band were to come up in discussion. Im not in anyway saying ' man I hope they dumb that song down'. Im just saying its cool to hear 46&2 or Aenema when im listening to my radio.

Oh, by the way, LK is 18 minutes long at the moment... I don't know how you came up with 12...
ok are you kidding me

[people_do_like_me]

where'd you find out how long the song is...
and what does LK stand for?

[IC]

where'd you find out how long the song is...
and what does LK stand for?
a. Toolband.com if you scroll down a bit now, you will find a lengthy article about how Toolband.com's website writer, Blair, went to one of Tool's rehearsals lately. Its very interesting, and he mentions a song with the initials 'LK'

b. We dont know what LK stands for due to legal reasons, if in fact the name does stick when they release the record.

[SCH/ISM]

Because I want them to gain some recognition, so that when Im driving down the road pissed off and by chance it comes on I feel like there is SOME good in the music buisness still, and so that people know a tool song if the band were to come up in discussion. Im not in anyway saying ' man I hope they dumb that song down'. Im just saying its cool to hear 46&2 or Aenema when im listening to my radio.

ok are you kidding me


agreed. Guys think they'll make a video? PErhaps that deserves a new thread.

[LP|Stang]

Or I can answer here: yes.

[munted_soul]

I heard they released it in japan yesterday.

[champion]

ok, for the last time:

1. blair said "LK" is very subject to change. i bet there's a pretty good chance of the band changing the song name, all bands change their song names throughout the recording process.

2. blair said something like, "i was captivated by the listening, and i'm not sure exactly how long it was, but it seemed like 18 minutes. adam told me it was more like 15."

[ARMZ]

I also wonder if this might be their last album. As I recall Blair said that there was a cake drawn on a white board with four lit candles on it and he asked Adam what is was about and Adam said something like there's room for one more. Of course this is only speculation.

[Isac Khrondor]

Of course theres going to be singles and they will be played on the radio, as much as Tool like to think they arn't freindly to the media they still have loads of interviews floating about and good handfull of music videos that get played to death on release.

All I really want is progression, and by the sound of it, this 'LK' song is doing just that, I just hope it's not just really amazing drumming but with basic riffing like on Triad, I want want any song worthy of 15 minutes of my time should have.
(im thinking Shine On You Crazy Diamond style)

[parabolic_reflection]

Awesome

[IC]

Of course theres going to be singles and they will be played on the radio, as much as Tool like to think they arn't freindly to the media they still have loads of interviews floating about and good handfull of music videos that get played to death on release.

All I really want is progression, and by the sound of it, this 'LK' song is doing just that, I just hope it's not just really amazing drumming but with basic riffing like on Triad, I want want any song worthy of 15 minutes of my time should have.
(im thinking Shine On You Crazy Diamond style)
maybe in england..but I live in a tool-void life down hear in Jersey. Its not a good thing.

[IC]

I also wonder if this might be their last album. As I recall Blair said that there was a cake drawn on a white board with four lit candles on it and he asked Adam what is was about and Adam said something like there's room for one more. Of course this is only speculation.
wow..thats actually an origional thought..its depressing, but hey.

[ARMZ]

If it is true then it would be fitting to do the whole DVD/album thingy followed by a world tour. It will be a sad sad day when Tool announces their retirement.

[IC]

yeah it will..lets not try to look at it that way though heh

[ARMZ]

Back to the subject of L.K, I think it will change but as we all know Tool can mess around with what ever they please, which brings me back to some news that was floating around back when Lateralus was soon to arrive.

The title of the album was going to be called 'Systema Encéphale' and among the ten tunes listed were names like "Encephatalis," "Coeliacus," "Lactation" and "Pain Canal."

So as it shows Tool are great for disinformation and no one knows anything until it is in your own hands.

[IC]

haha yeah I remember them

[vatas]

I heard they released it in japan yesterday.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Go go go!

[IC]

japanies tourists:

"oh this shit sucks"

[GregoryWohlwend]

hmmm, i pray there isn't a single, yet, i dont really listen to the radio, i know i'll give into the snake and listen in, however i know it'll "ruin" whatever song/version they put on the radio, just as was done with schism...

[Andy DV]

yea having already heard schism dozens of times before the album was released sorta tainted it for me for a little while, but now its one of my favorite songs.

i definately wont have the will to keep from listening to a single, but theres no way im gonna give into a leaked copy of the whole album. fuck that shit. i resisted the leaked lateralus even when my friend told me "the scream on the first song is like 30 seconds long!"

bastard.

[SiGuy]

well, you may have the self control to resist leaked songs, albums etc. but i dont, oh by the way i have a copy of a song most likely off the new album, its title's skeptical but i dont think thats the real name. if this is where the band is going then i think the new album will be leaning more to the agressive opiate style,... sweet

[IC]

no you dont. now die

[SiGuy]

yes i do

[SiGuy]

i think

[SiGuy]

hey andy, fear and loathing is an awesome movie

[SiGuy]

before anybody has a chance to roast me, i would like to apologize for this little but of UNnecessary propaganda. i

[GregoryWohlwend]

well, you may have the self control to resist leaked songs, albums etc. but i dont, oh by the way i have a copy of a song most likely off the new album, its title's skeptical but i dont think thats the real name. if this is where the band is going then i think the new album will be leaning more to the agressive opiate style,... sweet

fuck you, you're now on my ignore list, even if i dont listen to them i dont want to hear your interpretations about these songs which are probably not from TOOL in the first place... but just to make sure i go in a virgin....

IGNORE

[Andy DV]

hey andy, fear and loathing is an awesome movie

yes it is, but what does that have to do with anything? did i reference fear and loathing without knowing it?

[IC]

no, but he got it from a leaked source that said you liked it.

[nipploleon dynomight]

Tool are hella radio friendly.

What do you think Eon Blue Apocalypse was made for?

More of a TRL friendly thing, except it wouldn't make it up there with those sweet rap and punk songs that have awesome videos. Man listening to rich black men talk about how much money and sex that they have is almost as cool as listening to EMO bands talk about how their girlfriend dumped them, so they went out with another girl, and went back to the first girl after they found out that she was pregnant and how they broke their skateboards during the whole incident. Fucking country bastards.

[nipploleon dynomight]

Plus anyways their new album will be about anal sex, just like every other song... it's true.

[IC]

Plus anyways their new album will be about anal sex, just like every other song... it's true.
what rap or tool

[Dispatch]

LK, perhaps in reference to a major scandal this past year, might mean Liberate Kobe ?

[IC]

yeah I guess

[5th Eye]

LK, perhaps in reference to a major scandal this past year, might mean Liberate Kobe ?

Oh god I hope not.

If the major songs are between 10 and 20 minutes long there's no way they're playing the full versions on radio, and editing them would just be mean. As for singles...I'm pretty sure that they're against singles; there weren't any off of Lateralus were there?

No thoughts on the meaning of L.K.

[ohsnapplez]

I also wonder if this might be their last album. As I recall Blair said that there was a cake drawn on a white board with four lit candles on it and he asked Adam what is was about and Adam said something like there's room for one more. Of course this is only speculation.


or they could maybe add another member. 4 + 1 = 5

[5th Eye]

or they could maybe add another member. 4 + 1 = 5

That's been suggested, but I think another member would hurt, not help...and what would they do anyway? More guitar? Tool is more of a drum-led band anyway, one guitar is plenty...

A keyboardist really wouldn't hurt though.

[excessum]

I think everyone needs to stop worrying about the outcome of the new album. I truly believe this will be an amazing album as far as what I have heard from Danny Carey and reading stuff from Toolband.com. Every song Tool has composed I love, even Maynard's Dick was a good song. When I heard that Danny Carey said they are designing a song thats 18 minutes long and supposed to be the most complicated song ever, not to mention this is supposed to be some of their best work they have ever done. Thats all I needed to hear from the great Danny Carey. So just kickback, relax, be patient and wait for the realese which I heard was going to be released mid to late summer as I predicted when they first announced it. I have no doubt in my mind that this album will be a masterpiece just like every other EP/LP/Live album they have released.

[Andy DV]

Oh god I hope not.

If the major songs are between 10 and 20 minutes long there's no way they're playing the full versions on radio, and editing them would just be mean. As for singles...I'm pretty sure that they're against singles; there weren't any off of Lateralus were there?


schism was the first single, then came parabola, then lateralus, which was horribly butchered on the radio. they have singles like everyone else.

[5th Eye]

schism was the first single, then came parabola, then lateralus, which was horribly butchered on the radio. they have singles like everyone else.

Oh yeah...I'm dumb...I've heard Schism and Parabol/Parabola on the radio but never Lateralus. I knew they had singles, I hear stuff from Ænima on the radio every once in a while. Parabola was the first Tool song I heard, it was on the radio...

[Smith1228]

Maybe the 5th candle is for a new member. In fact, maybe he will be a talented guitarist, so that there new album might on the level of "Frances the Mute".

[IC]

Maybe the 5th candle is for a new member. In fact, maybe he will be a talented guitarist, so that there new album might on the level of "Frances the Mute".
or maybe better

[Smith1228]

or maybe better

That might be true, but if Adam does not start showing some versatility, forget about it.

[ARMZ]

I like this new theory. 'The fifth member'. I wonder if they would rename themselves to Tools, and Maynard can grow a beard.

I want a bit more bass in this album and a bit more angst from Maynard, although we've been through this before, it's not what you want, it's what I want. Fucking Britney Spears why do you have to ruin everything.

LK = Libido Kama

[5th Eye]

I like this new theory. 'The fifth member'. I wonder if they would rename themselves to Tools, and Maynard can grow a beard.

I want a bit more bass in this album and a bit more angst from Maynard, although we've been through this before, it's not what you want, it's what I want. Fucking Britney Spears why do you have to ruin everything.

LK = Libido Kama

No renaming, please. And Maynard with a beard would be scary as all hell. Depending.

More angst would be okay, but only for certain feels of songs. Since they're getting heavier angst needs to be upped.

[ARMZ]

What about Britney? you can't leave out Britney!

[5th Eye]

What about Britney? you can't leave out Britney!

Okay fine. Britney sucks too.

i would be pissed if they added a new member, it wouldn't be tool. it would be nice if this weren't their last album, but i could deal with it if it were.

Yeah, a new member would kind of ruin everything, don't you think? Too many memebers ruin the whole thing. 4 is a good number to keep for bands. It's almost definitely not going to be their last album (just look at their record contract) but if it was I'd be very very very sad.

[IC]

yeah I need to see them on more than one tour

[5th Eye]

I just need to see them. *sad face*

[IC]

jesus do you live here? on this thread?

[ARMZ]

If it is true that they have 2 more cds to complete then they could easily do a new album and a best of album or a cover album or a dvd, that's if they wanted to complete the contract in a shorter period of time ala APC.

Who knows but those that go.

[IC]

most def- they havent finished their contract yet

[5th Eye]

If it is true that they have 2 more cds to complete then they could easily do a new album and a best of album or a cover album or a dvd, that's if they wanted to complete the contract in a shorter period of time ala APC.
A Tool "best of" album? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

A DVD'd be cool though. They'd better not pull off some crap really quick like APC did just to complete the contract.

jesus do you live here? on this thread?
Haven't seen jesus on this thread lately, but I'll let you know.

[IC]

danny said the video they're working on is intense and the dvd's gonna be different than any other live band dvd ever. But he also said that three years.

[IC]

Haven't seen jesus on this thread lately, but I'll let you know.
how about jebus? but he hasnt been around much anymore. you know since he was banned.

[5th Eye]

But if they've been working on it for those 3 years, it HAS to be good...at least I hope so...

[5th Eye]

how about jebus? but he hasnt been around much anymore. you know since he was banned.

Nope, not him either.

We need to stop simposting.

[IC]

simposting..?

[5th Eye]

Posting at the same time. So the logic flow of the thread gets messed up.

[5th Eye]

Like that. See?

[IC]

oh, well I dont do this often, so this is my binge

[5th Eye]

I see.

[IC]

ok stop that

[Ryan]

Large Kaon

kaon [káy on] (plural kaons)
n
elementary particle: an unstable elementary particle produced as a result of high-energy particle collision. It occurs in both charged and neutral forms and helps to hold protons and neutrons together inside a nucleus.


sequel to (-) Ions, extended.

[Spongebob]

larynxacle krynxometer

[metalforever]

I don't want Tool to become too popular, with popularity often comes greed and then crappy music. In Colorado they are played on the radio pretty often, i dont know if it is just Colorado or if Tool is really gaining in popularity.



lateralus and parabola is played way too often on my radio...

[LetTheRabbitsWearGlasses]

lateralus and parabola is played way too often on my radio...
Really? Neither of those are played here. Ever.

[metalforever]

i think i heard lateralus this morning...



oh, and about that candle thing and reference to the end of the band, i think the candles mean how many songs their are on the album...

[ATARI]

I heard Lateralus once on the radio. It's was edited to hell though

[ATARI]

And the worst part was the DJ was some fill in DJ who has no idea about anything before 2003 or something and she was like

AND THAT WAS TOOL WITH LATE LUST!

I called her up and give her a nasty bitchin though

[ARMZ]

I dunno I was stoned your honor

[metalforever]

And the worst part was the DJ was some fill in DJ who has no idea about anything before 2003 or something and she was like

AND THAT WAS TOOL WITH LATE LUST!

I called her up and give her a nasty bitchin though


haha..., she deserved it, lol

i didnt really hear a difference in lateralus when i heard it, though....

[ARMZ]

The album will be called "Your mammas so fat other women orbit around her"

L.K stands for Large Knockers

The whole album is a stab at the fans, the fat lady is Tool, the fans are the other smaller bodies who revolve around this single entity, the Large Knockers will feed us and so on.........

I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny ...

[metalforever]

New album title(not really):

your mamas so fat, we declared her ass the tenth planet

[Tertius Oculum]

LK= Long Kickassong

[Tertius Oculum]

New album title(not really):

your mamas so fat, we declared her ass the tenth planet

Planet X! The one where the aliens come and harvest us every 10,000 years or so?

[moneyisevil]

LK = Lil Kim

[LetTheRabbitsWearGlasses]

LK = Lil Kim
See, someone agrees with me...

[Isac Khrondor]

LK = Laylard Keenan.

[Chris Myth]

Has anyone else considered that L.K. might simply be titled "L.K.", in the same vein as "H." on Aenima?

[Bogart]

LK- les klaypool

[awaking]

Lachrymatory.Kill

[cheba63]

Like(to) Wink

[Useful Idiot]

I was thinking about the candle thing too.May have to do with how many years since Lateralus this one will take.Maybe they wanted to get it out for 2005,but are themselves finding it too hard to do.Think about it...

[svet-am]

schism was the first single, then came parabola, then lateralus, which was horribly butchered on the radio. they have singles like everyone else.

where I'm from, the Mississippi Coast, the local station WCPR plays Lateralus and Parabol(a) uncut and unedited. The first time I heard it on the radio, I said to my then-girlfriend "I bet they cut it down to three and a half" and they didn't. I was quite shocked and proud at the same time.

[metalforever]

i know iv heard some live tool shit on the radio...

[obscured_by_clouds]

seems like tool are one of the most played bands on my local radio station, along with nirvana, metallica, and nickelback. probably play aenima the most.

[waffel]

I heard fourty six and two alot, along with H. All I've ever heard has been off aenima.

[Ertai]

LK = Laylard Keenan.
Lord Keenan

[Self_Destructive]

I must say this again:
LK= Lion King...

[s ti N Kfizt]

LK= Lokin Karva

[killershears]

LK = Lil' Keenan

[plexus]

Lateralus Koolaid

[Bogart]

large kunts???

[cheba63]

Little Kids(feel so good)

[Bogart]

Little Kids(feel so good)
michael jacksons in the house

[5th Eye]

He's right you know!™

[Ryan]

Lime Kitten

[Intertwined]

Oh shi.

Lost Kingdom

I srsly think that's it.

[ARMZ]

Did someone say Lizard Kings? if not then I did.

Or the first word will be Lathe......

[Foamy]

Lacrymal Kink

[nevermore]

In my opinion, I think "L.K." stands for "Luther King". I don't have much demonstrative evidence to support such a claim. However, Martin Luther King Day is in January. Plus, one must consider the political presence in some of the recent Tool pictures, the human-target on Maynards myspace, and the reference to elephtheria. (which, as I am sure you are well aware of, means freedom.). I am not claiming to state a fact. I am merely pointing out a consistency I viewed and thought was worthy of consideration.

One more thing, I think L.K. is a temporal title which represents a theme.

[TenSpeed]

I think that LK won't even appear on the album.
If it's not Tool fucking with us, it's just a working title.

Like 987 (Lateralus)

[BreakX]

One more thing, I think L.K. is a temporal title which represents a theme.

Yes.

[TurdEye13]

One more thing, I think L.K. is a temporal title which represents a theme.

I agree. I have been told that this is not the first time Blair has done this. Telling codenames for forthcominhg songs and the names are totally off.

[Tertius Oculum]

Lost Knight.

[Ryan]

Lol, K.

[/V\agina]

Maybe the song is called LK.

[s ti N Kfizt]

Lisko Kuningas

[TurdEye13]

LK might mean "Lousy Karma"

Hey, anything is possible with Tool.

[Isac Khrondor]

El Kay.

[killershears]

Larynx Kobra

[metalforever]

look what i found

A direct application of the LK theory to the interpretation of the quantum magnetic oscillations in low-dimensional conductors, like organic ET salts, or quantum Hall systems, displays numerous deviations from the standard behavior. This makes the experimental extraction of the above electronic parameters unreliable. In the LK expantion the quantum magnetic oscillations are modulated by the three factors: the temperature factor (gives the effective electron masses), the Dingle factor (gives the scattering times), and the spin-factor (gives the g-factor). The modern low-dimensional conductors are characterized by numerous features which are beyond the LK approach. Among these are: the chemical potential oscillations, incoherence and absence of the 3D Fermi surface, magnetic breakdown, charge- and spin-density waves, electron correlations, and localization. All the above phenomena can be incorporated into the theory of the quantum magnetic oscillations in the low-dimensional conductors on a basis of the generalized modulation factor approach. This approach yields new additional factors in the LK series related to each of the above phenomena and helps to explains some unusual results in the field

http://www.magniel.com/hmtj/conferences/highmag2004/abstracts/gvozdikov.html


probably a long shot and totally wrong, but whatever.


but you never know with tool

[Ryan]

"lmao, kidding"

BMB

[/V\agina]

My god.. you bumped a dead thread.. But actually, it was a good thing. I like metalforever's idea though.


LarK's Tounges in Aspic??? a cover?? yeah......no.... of course not

[moneyisevil]

LK = not on the album

[Kurt Russell]

Linux Kernel

[Ryan]

Little Kittens

[Ryan]

Lui Kang

[fraz]

what's with all the cat avatar's - everone is turning into a cat

[Tertius Oculum]

Watch, LK is one of the songs that gets cut from the album, and will show up in the next album. (Heavily altered.)

[5th Eye]

They'll probably never tell us, but will it really matter? Will it ever matter at all?

No. No it won't.

[Odibilëph]

the next album.
lollerz!

[Mooseifer]

LK-holic?

[Odibilëph]

^ I like.

[Self_Destructive]

Little Kittens
That would be sweet but I'll stick with Lion King...

[millermt]

.

I started the dead cat fad...

[TurdEye13]

LK-holic?

I wouldn't count on it

[Mooseifer]

I wouldn't count on it

well Maynard has a vineyard and for Adams birthday they mentioned shots of absinthe...

so why not?

[Jolz]

Hmm could it be the initials for Maynard's dad?

[Isac Khrondor]

Hmm could it be the initials for Maynard's dad?

Good thinking.

It'd be cool to hear Nard singing about his dad..

That's if he knew his dad.

[Nebel]

What's his dads name?

[gerbil]

Leonard Kennan.

[Isac Khrondor]

Lithaniuel Keenan.

[Wretched]

Lube Knots

[BatterY316]

labamba knoodle

[Prana]

since the album is supposed to be heavier maybe it sounds Like Korn....L.K.
and yes, for the record i am being sarcastic and i'm retarded

[gerbil]

since the album is supposed to be heavier maybe it sounds Like Korn....L.K.
and yes, for the record i am being sarcastic and i'm retarded

Thanks for clarifying.

[Prana]

Thanks for clarifying.
Yea, i didn't want to leave any room for doubt or question...it's simple....i'm an idiot

[mike09]

yeah you are

[Prana]

yeah you are
Thanks man....oh and by the way, i said it...so...what are you getting at?

[SpiralOutKeepGoing]

Lesbian Kong. The obvious choice.

[Ryan]

Long Kitchen

[Hodge]

sri lanka

[Unintelligible_Whispering]

lonkey kong

[Goldfoot]

Life Kills

[hellboy1975]

Licking Kats

[pdictter]

look kaka?

p.s - havent been here in ages. :-)

[Nebel]

it's a song about the popular dessert...

lemon kisses

[Unintelligible_Whispering]

so we can safely assume that LK is the epic song that isn't finished yet as blair refers to it as the epic song in the jan newsletter, and said the epic track was the only one not mixed in blairs reply to millermt.
i seriously doubt LK is still the title of the song though, kinda lke 987/Lateralus.

[Goldfoot]

so we can safely assume that LK is the epic song that isn't finished yet as blair refers to it as the epic song in the jan newsletter, and said the epic track was the only one not mixed in blairs reply to millermt.
i seriously doubt LK is still the title of the song though, kinda lke 987/Lateralus.

He says the entity has a sense of humor in naming the epic track.........someone on here said that probably means they changed the title.

[Ertai]

He says the entity has a sense of humor in naming the epic track.........someone on here said that probably means they changed the title.

or one song is going to have a crazy name, like they've done in the past with ones like hooker with a penis or stinkfist...

im sure we will see one song at least with an obscene name, but can be taken many ways... because thats just tool

as for initals for any songs, i just dont tool would leave only initals unless it was some symbol or something.

[6r36]

Liu Kang

[Ryan]

Liu Kang

http://toolnavy.com/showthread.php?t=24216&page=4&pp=40


Lui Kang


*slap*

[Hodge]

lion king 3

[6r36]

http://toolnavy.com/showthread.php?t=24216&page=4&pp=40





*slap*
my post was much better

[Ryan]

no, mine had a typo. therefore it was better.

[+void+]

I can't believe no one has mentioned it yet...it's so obvious...


LK = Low Kick (you know from Street Fighter)

[Fulcanelli]

I already posted this in another thread but:

LK = Lord Kimbolt (from the X-Files)... a sequel to "Faaip de Oiad?"

Anyhow, I think Blair's clues point to the song (or another song) having something to do with gnosticism.

[orange.juice]

a Letter to K.I.T.T.

[millermt]

Lucifer's Kingdom

[Ryan]

Like, Kewl.

[orange.juice]

Limbo Kontest

[SpiralReflection]

A tribute to Lil Kim

[TurdEye13]

Lemon Kilt

[Ryan]

Lame Kinesis

[Mooseifer]

Log Kabin

Love Kabir?

[Hubbard]

Who knows? - Donald Rumsfeld

[Odibilëph]

what?

[hanger25934]

Listening Kills

[dracomordag]

Lots of Kn00bs

[hanger25934]

you guys and your " noob " jokes....................

[ARMZ]

Loose Kaboose

[Ryan]

Elk, Aye?

[orange.juice]

livers & kidneys

[Nebel]

L.K. are my initials :)

[orange.juice]

Lady Knight

[TenSpeed]

Lick Karpet

[dracomordag]

hahahaha
that made me laugh

good job

i do what i can

[orange.juice]

Leap of the Kangaroo.

[InertUniformity]

L.Ron Kubbard

[InertUniformity]

"lmao, kidding"

BMB



this really made me laugh

[Goldfoot]

this really made me laugh

Haha, yeah, that is a good one.

[Ryan]

Lebanese Kebab

[Tertius Oculum]

Lingering Kill

[Ryan]

Languid Kundalini

[Tertius Oculum]

Longest Kock

[InertUniformity]

according to wikipedia...LK is code for Sri Lanka and the IATA code for Air Luxor airline...how enlightening

[Ryan]

If you search L.K. with google you'll find alot references to the Bible with LK being Luke and his stories.

So linking this to the Epic nature of the Song Luke has to do with Star Wars. Thus I think the song LK will be Grand Opera Epic Style Sci-fi song.

Or is this too far fetched? lmao

sounds completely plausible!

[InertUniformity]

Ryan. come up with more LK names...so far yours have been the best

[InertUniformity]

lustmord's kunt

[Ryan]

Lord Karnak

[InertUniformity]

my mind is blown

[InertUniformity]

lusty knave

[Ryan]

Lightning Kite

[InertUniformity]

perhaps a song about a chinese gorilla? Ling Kong?

[Christoff]

And it gets worse, LK 18 because Blair taught it was 18 minutes long but Adam told him it was 15 minutes long:

Luke 18:15-17

15 Then they also brought infants to Him that He might touch them; but when the disciples saw it, they rebuked them.

16 But Jesus called them to Him and said, "Let the little children come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of God.

"Assuredly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God as a little child will by no means enter it."

I like this interpretation of the LK thing.

[Fulcanelli]

Lick Knob

[mike09]

And it gets worse, LK 18 because Blair taught it was 18 minutes long but Adam told him it was 15 minutes long:

Luke 18:15-17

15 Then they also brought infants to Him that He might touch them; but when the disciples saw it, they rebuked them.

16 But Jesus called them to Him and said, "Let the little children come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of God.

"Assuredly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God as a little child will by no means enter it."

What the hell does that have to do with the song, though?

[mike09]

Friggin nothing I guess! Just googled L.K. and posted things wich where in a way related to Tool in a distant connection throught the universe, wich ofcourse has to be activated by pushing the envelope.

Oh, that must be why. I haven't pushed the envelope yet. Hell, I haven't even sent Maynard more money yet.

[InertUniformity]

^ nice

[Christoff]

It is my opinion that Maynard, as a student of esoteric subjects, is heavily immersed in Esoteric Christianity, which, though far from 'conventional' Christianity in approach, is close, or even closer, to the true teachings of the spiritual leader.

I really feel that you may have touched on something intrinsically important to the forthcoming album McRoggles, though as a disclaimer I will say that this next album is more likely to be a big "FUCK OFF" to TOOL fans, all in good jest of course. There is a certain Masochism within the TOOL fan base that allow TOOL to be complete twats while increasing their appeal.

On a different note, LK happens to be the initials that fishing boats from my home town of Lerwick use.

[etaipo]

Lateralus Killer

[Nemesis]

Lateralus Killer

That might be right!

[Nebel]

Loving Kiwis

[InertUniformity]

Lateralus Killer



This one has actually crossed my mind a few times to be honest...pretty preposterous indeed

[Ryan]

Lateralus Killer

my god, you've cracked it!

[InertUniformity]

Larry King

[ARMZ]

Lick Koont

[Ryan]

song description:

Long, K?

[dracomordag]

song description:

Long, K?

+1

[daydreamer]

LiaKo

[s ti N Kfizt]

song description:

Long, K?

+0

(0 isn't bad, minus is)

[moneyisevil]

LK = an unrecognizable new track name because they gave up on the "working" title

[TurdEye13]

Lennon Killed

[moneyisevil]

^ i doubt it

[Nebel]

Lion King

[millermt]

Lesbian Kiss

[mike09]

Lucifer Kevlar

[Goldfoot]

Lion King

Is that a joke?

[hanger25934]

this whole fuckin thread is a joke lol

[Goldfoot]

this whole fuckin thread is a joke lol

Lion King has already been discussed.

[orange.juice]

Leather Knuckles

[hanger25934]

Lion King has already been discussed.
obviously

[Nebel]

Is that a joke?

Excuse me for not memorising 4 pages of LK guesses.

[Ryan]

Large Kangaroo

[ARMZ]

Lachelle Korby

[Isac Khrondor]

Is that a joke?

Are you a joke?

[s ti N Kfizt]

i think Lion King would be GREAT. but the lyrics shouldn't be about the movie..(which is good but..).

[Naga Royal Guard]

wow this thread exists still

[Ryan]

Lodged Komplaint

[ARMZ]

Lemme Kum

[merkabalus]

Lethal Kolonoscopy

[/V\agina]

Lemmy Kilmister

Maybe he's a guest vocalist on the track.