Your very own hidden messeges

[Velirap]

I decided that it might be cool to start a thread where users can pose riddles, brain teasers, jokes, hidden messages, and cryptic meanings. That might be kind of cool. Im gonna start off with a joke/riddle and after people start posting their own opinions i will try and think of something really hard to figure out. So heres my first joke:

What's hairy and rough on the outside, but soft and wet on the inside, and starts with the letter 'c' and ends with the letter 't' and had the letter 'u' and 'n' in it?

I stole that joke from my cousin and im sure that he stole it from somebody else. The answer is not related to "see you auntie"

[SmileyGladhands]

coconut?

I don't have a good question to continue the thread though. I'm going to have to think about it and come back. :)

[Velirap]

Originally posted by SmileyGladhands
coconut?




Yup you got it. Come on people! Start putting stuff in here that will get me thinking! Then I will come up with something.

[SmileyGladhands]

Ok, I got a brain teaser for you. 4 questions. try to think as simply as possible:

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?

There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

[Velirap]

If you get this one just instant message me and please dont post the answer.

Initial arrival moderatly makes all responsible kept dead.

Only hint you get is: A line from Ænema will help.

[SmileyGladhands]

Would you like me to post the answer to the one I posted? I gues no one wants to give it a shot.

[Mark D]

Originally posted by SmileyGladhands
Would you like me to post the answer to the one I posted? I gues no one wants to give it a shot.

Both of these posts have gotten me thinking, however I was wondering if I might be able to get some hints. Pretty please with sugar on top?

[SmileyGladhands]

Originally posted by Mark D
Both of these posts have gotten me thinking, however I was wondering if I might be able to get some hints. Pretty please with sugar on top?

You have to answer each in order.
It tests wether or not you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way, how well you can think through the repercussions of your actions, and your memory.

Hope that helps!

[Dr.Strangelove]

My monkey aches for your concern

45% of 100% stastitics are approximately 63% less accurate than 95% stastistics.
What is the least accurate stastic, 100%'s or 95%'s?
(that quite possibly has no answer.)

Oh my god, forget it, that's so stupid...

[Brihjenne]

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
--You just put it in.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
--You take the giraffe out and put the elephant in the refrigerator.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
--The elephant is still in the refrigerator.

There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
--The crocodiles are at the meeting.

[SmileyGladhands]

Originally posted by Brihjenne
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
--You just put it in.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
--You take the giraffe out and put the elephant in the refrigerator.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
--The elephant is still in the refrigerator.

There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
--The crocodiles are at the meeting.


yep, you got em all right. did you know the answer or did you figure it out?? be honest!!

[Velirap]

Here is a hint-

Try And Read Between The Lines

[Brihjenne]

Originally posted by SmileyGladhands


yep, you got em all right. did you know the answer or did you figure it out?? be honest!!

My friend actually asked me this before you did. His teacher in class had given it to them to have them figure out. First I was thinking you'd have to cut up the giraffe or something equally gruesome but when you said it was to see if you overthink things (a tragic problem I have), was thinking ok... just be very simple. Just put the giraffe in the frigie. After that you don't really have to think too much about it.

He said he was thinking about getting a really big fridge for the elephant then throwing it into the water to get across the river of croc fiends.

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OK, I have another.

There is a farmer with a wolf, a chicken and a bag of corn. The farmer has a boat and has to cross the river, but only has room for one at a time (other than himself). How does he get everything across without one eating the other?

[SmileyGladhands]

Originally posted by Brihjenne
OK, I have another.

There is a farmer with a wolf, a chicken and a bag of corn. The farmer has a boat and has to cross the river, but only has room for one at a time (other than himself). How does he get everything across without one eating the other?

I am going under the assumption that the wolf will eat the chicken, the chicken will eat the corn. Obviously the corn will not eat either, and the wolf will NOT eat the corn...

Take the chicken across, come back. Grab the corn, bring it over and drop it off. pick up the chicken and bring it back. Drop off the chicken and take the wolf over leaving it with the corn. Come back, get the chicken and bring it over.

[Brihjenne]

Of course. Sorry, didn't have any harder ones than that. I'm all out :( hehe

[Choke]

Riddle 1:
I am the genius of my kingdom.
I am the color of the sunless sky
Through desolate woods i call you
My eyes pierce your soul
Embers of coal
Never can you follow me.

Riddle 2:
I can steal your soul
I can blind you
I can keep you forever

[SmileyGladhands]

Originally posted by Brihjenne
Of course. Sorry, didn't have any harder ones than that. I'm all out :( hehe

no, actually I liked it. It was a little easy, but no one said they all had to be difficult. It made me think so it's all good. :)

i have to remember some others that I have heard, I use to know a bunch. I'm stilltrying to figure out this one;
"Initial arrival moderatly makes all responsible kept dead."

I've heard this one before, not quite sure if I ever knew the answer. But it's been killing me for two days now. LOL

[$aturNalia$]

Originally posted by Choke

Riddle 2:
I can steal your soul
I can blind you
I can keep you forever [/B]


is the answer to riddle two love

[Choke]

Originally posted by $aturNalia$



is the answer to riddle two love

nope, here is a clue. you can hold it in your hand.

[Jerk off]

Could it be Money? The answer for riddle two.
Now one to riddle one. I can't even think of one for that


Heres a riddle for you....
First think of the person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard
During the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?

[Velirap]

Originally posted by SmileyGladhands




i have to remember some others that I have heard, I use to know a bunch. I'm stilltrying to figure out this one;
"Initial arrival moderatly makes all responsible kept dead."

I've heard this one before, not quite sure if I ever knew the answer. But it's been killing me for two days now. LOL


Still trying? Good to hear. Im pretty sure you havent heard my message before because i made it up. My hint from my last post is a good start if you want to know the answer.
Try And Read Between The Lines

[SmileyGladhands]

Originally posted by Velirap
Still trying? Good to hear. Im pretty sure you havent heard my message before because i made it up. My hint from my last post is a good start if you want to know the answer.
Try And Read Between The Lines

maybe it was similar then. I know it sounds familiar. yeah I have been trying to use your hint, but I just can't get it.

You posted that you wanted a PM for the answer.... I checked the PM section and they have been disabled by the moderators. just FYI.

[Choke]

Originally posted by Jerk off

Heres a riddle for you....
First think of the person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard
During the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?

I GOT IT!!!!!!!!! IT IS A SPIDER!!!! RIGHT?? MAN THAT WAS A RUSH! that was an awesome riddle.

[Velirap]

Originally posted by SmileyGladhands
maybe it was similar then. I know it sounds familiar. yeah I have been trying to use your hint, but I just can't get it.

You posted that you wanted a PM for the answer.... I checked the PM section and they have been disabled by the moderators. just FYI.

Not a PM. IF anyone knows the answer, use Aol instant messenger to tell me. My screename is Velirap.

[Jerk off]

Hey, Correct It was a Spyder, Good Job Here's a new one :)


#1
"At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen."

#2
"I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball."

#3
"Runs over fields and woods all day
Under the bed at night sits not alone,
With long tongue hanging out,
A-waiting for a bone."

#4
"There was a green house.
Inside the green house there was a white house
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies


I'll post the answers in a while

[Choke]

Jerk Off, is the answer to #2 God? #3 Dog?
#1 is tough because lack of clues is it: Stars, Fireflies, the moon???
#4 i have no clue.

[Jerk off]

1# Stars
2# Tomorrow
3# Shoes
4# Watermelon

Good trys though... :)

[Choke]

that watermelon riddle and the shoe one were really good, i would have never gotten the watermelon one, heh. well played.

[Velirap]

Initial arrival moderatly makes all responsible kept dead.


Come on! Any guesses?

[Rice]

here's one:

I soar without wings, I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world,
Yet I've never been anywhere but home.

Who am I?

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Initial arrival moderately makes all responsible kept dead.

I haven't gotten that one yet. its really confusing...i'm thinking about it though...care to give us another hint? no?

[Rice]

1) What force and strength cannot get through,
I, with a gentle touch, can do.
And many in the street would stand,
Where I, not a friend, at hand.

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2) Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain

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What do you call the kind of cheese you don't own?

(this is really dumb, but i love it :)

[Jerk off]

RICE
is the answer imagination?

and
Velirap
i have no freakin clue ;( Sorry :)

[Mark D]

Hey Velirap, I think I know the solution to your riddle thing. I will instant message you when you get online. Im pretty sure that I am right.

[Rice]

yes it is

[m4yn4rd]

heres a question on the windows application thingie....

theres three switches in a room, all the way down the hallf from your room and around a whole bunch of corners is another room, in that room is a light bulb. there is no way you can see the room or any light coming from it from the first room. One of the three switches is connected to the lightbulb, you may only go ONCE to the other room, you have as much time as you wish. how do you find out which switch turns on the light, and i dont want any stupid answers, only logical things

[Rice]

hmm...turn all of them on at the same time.

or....when you're finally in the room, you summon the spirit of the man who wired up the switches to the light bulb (assuming he's dead) and then you play his little Riddle Game and he finally tells you and you find out which switch goes to which light bulb.

okay, that was dumb.

sorry :)

[m4yn4rd]

Originally posted by Rice
hmm...turn all of them on at the same time.

and then you play his little Riddle Game and he finally tells you and you find out which switch goes to which light bulb.

okay, that was dumb.

sorry :)

yes, it was, no if u turned them all on u wouldnt know which one it is

[Rice]

ahh...true :)

hehe sorry, i was really bored and yeah.

hmm...ill have to think about that some more...

has anyone found the answer to "Initial arrival moderately makes all responsible kept dead." ?

thats bugging the hell out of me.

[Mark D]

I think that I have Veliraps answer, but he hasnt been online. If I am right then here is a little piece of advice: Velirap's Hint Is A Very Good Way To Find The Answer.

[Johnny Truant]

m4yn4rd- turn on the left switch and leave it on for a minute. turn it off and turn the middle one on. if the bulb is lit, the middle switch turns it on. if it is warm, the left switch turns it on. if it is off and cool, then the right switch turns it on.

[Rice]

dammit. i still dont get it. where is velirap?

[winston grudge]

owww...my brain hurts...
ok...there's a bumper crop of strawberries this year. How many strawberries on each tree?
mmmm...strawberries....Oh, sorry. Ya'll can just reply here.

oh yeah, and remember to look down as well as up. =^_^=

[Spoon]

Strawberries don't grow on trees.

Is response to "What do you call cheese that isn't yours" --> NACHO CHEESE!

[Mark D]

Originally posted by Rice
dammit. i still dont get it. where is velirap?

Hes gotta be around here somewhere...

[Velirap]

Well here i am. At the moment the time for me is 8:34 according to my computer. If someone posts a post that says they want to know the answer to my riddle, i will tell them. But you only have a half hour, so good luck. All you have to do is say "Hey Velirap, I wanna know your answer" in a post here.You have until my clock reads 9:04

[Velirap]

O too late. Maybe ill try this again. But for now:

YOU GET NOTHING
YOU LOSE
GOOD DAYS SIRS!

[Rice]

BAH! i didn't even read the post until right now! not fair :) oh well. i'll think about it more.

haha yeah! Nacho Cheese! cheese is the greatest. si

ahh cherries

[Velirap]

Hey im back everyone! Anyone wanna take a guess about my riddle yet?

[Sagacious Foetu]

no. no one knows it. it's ridiculously hard. bah!!

hehe... :)

xBILLYx

[Velirap]

This foum lacks a certain will to suceed. Get off of your lazy arses!

[ignore-reality]

Originally posted by Jerk off
Heres a riddle for you....
First think of the person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard
During the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?

hehe, Harry Potter.......makes me so sorry that I know that.

[GregoryWohlwend]

"Higher than what we mean to be
Above what they perceive we see
Through us all it runs and flows
Under many unseen it goes..."

no answers for you for the answers lies within each of you in a different way...

[Velirap]

U guys suck.

[pink gentile]

what does the color nine smell like?

[Infinite & Free]

I am Mark D

[Nirvana]

Originally posted by pink gentile
what does the color nine smell like?

the opposite of number six...

so the question becomes;

what does the color six smell like?

[Nirvana]

Originally posted by Velirap
U guys suck.

ey... he got a animated avatar.. i thought it wasent alowed... grrrrr...

im going to take animated to!