Sweaty Sex

[Mr Omnipotent]

i was listenin to sweat and i had this thought and i dont know if anyone else has thought this either... sweat could very well be about sex... think about it

"sweatin and breathin,
starin and thinkin"

obviously in the middle of the act...

"sinkin deeper and its almost like im swimming"

the movements of sex being compared to swimming, motion back and forth, sex? eh?

"seems so familer, seems like im slippin into a dream within a dream"

well this one reminds me of sex as well, because theres a familer feeling in sex, and you kinda slip into a place and for those moments while having sex, everything seems primitive, and dreamy, and all other life problems and shit are forgotten.

"its the way you whisper, drags me under, and takes me home"

hmmm with her whispers hes dragged into a different world... and taken someplace where he feels whole.... so he feels at home inside her...

[CopperGoat]

Sure

[g-bay-be]

LOL, this made me laugh, sure it could be about sex.... I never really thought about the ,eaming om this song

[IC]

goes along with the 'undertow album' idea. which is possible cause alot of the undertow songs were with the opiate songs, until they seperated which sogns would go on which albums

[Agent_Of_Chaos]

Sweat is actually about lacrosse. Good theory though.

[Mr Omnipotent]

heres an idea, and please be a little open minded ok? are you ready? let me walk you through this thought of mine... consider this if you will... your not god, and your not maynard, therefor, you cant be THAT sure its about some interpretation of yours, and be so narrowminded to say that mine or anyone elses theory is wrong, and that yours is right...

but in saying that id say you were wrong, but thats my opinion

[IC]

lacrosse??? hows it about lacrosse?!

[Liquid Ashes]

Why does everyone thing every TOOL song is about sex? ... its about butt fucking idiots.

[The Doctor]

okay i'll take in the possibility that it's about lacrosse and here's where it ends in my head, the second i picture a bunch of teamates throwing a ball into a netted stick, it doesnt sound like he's talking about lacrosse when he says "seems like i'm slipping into a dream within a dream" that would tell me that it's as if he were traveling to another place, could it be the point when he's about to reach his refractory period

[Mr Omnipotent]

Why does everyone thing every TOOL song is about sex? ... its about butt fucking idiots.

cause sex rules

<_<

>_>

[Insanekat]

I can see exactly what you mean, interesting theory, I never interpretted it this way before.

[Chronicle0]

Not all sex is sweaty...


but then you know it wasnt good sex.

[LabRat404]

home == womb

[rudyyyy5]

it makes sence in some parts
like the parts that you mentioned

The sun is burning hot again ?on the hunter ?and the fisherman, ?and he's trying to remember when, ?but it makes him dizzy. ?
I dont see how it would fit into that part of the song though

[mr. nikki jensen]

Not all sex is sweaty...


but then you know it wasnt good sex.

so true

[oualt-edu]

not about sex about acid trip

[mjkajdcjc]

Fuck...

[mjkajdcjc]

My bad, y0s.

[TEST]

SeX is great if you're afraid of being cought :))

[MrMiffMoff]

lol @ sex theory

[Esurient4Truth]

I don't know what this thread is about, but the word's "sweaty sex" caught my attention.

good thread imo

[iAMtheMA!]

you wanna see "sweat"y sex?! check out the exploding climax within schism's vid. that's some alchemical fucking right there! "a HUGE grain of SALT" and everything...

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Lmao way too much! But rudyyyy5 has riddled your idea with 50 calibre bullets dude.
Still....sex.....very nice.....

[Master_Of_Nothing]

We're guys, what do you expect?

[iAMtheMA!]

good point. "run desire..."

[iAMtheMA!]

sulphur, mercury, salt.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

What!?

[iAMtheMA!]

alchemy? levity.com/org/net?

[ButIForgotMyPen]

so so so many tool songs could sound like there about sex though

[ButIForgotMyPen]

its about lacross wtf? please explain that one, so i can have a good laugh for today.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

excuse me while i laugh my ass off at lacrosse theory

*laughter followed by a loud thump*

OW!

[Schema]

Next you'll argue that "Part of Me" is about the pecker and jacking off.

excuse me while i laugh my ass off at lacrosse theory

*laughter followed by a loud thump*

OW!

...okay, fine, it is funny, but your buttocks has fallen beside my computer. Pick it up.

I'd imagine this song has something to do with a need for a quick decision but not being able to, or something? Maybe sex. Isn't all Tool music about sex? Indirectly, mind...

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Anyone got superglue? my arse keeps falling off.
To a point, yes most Tool music is about sex.
mostly anal sex when you think about it
(Ticks and leeches=blowjob?)

[Schema]

Anyone got superglue? my arse keeps falling off.
To a point, yes most Tool music is about sex.
mostly anal sex when you think about it
(Ticks and leeches=blowjob?)

Orgasmic screams, afterglow, demands for more, orgasmic screams... hey, it could work.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

4 degrees = anal
Botttom = song title taken literally mean arse hence anal
Stinkfist = anal fisting
Ticks and Leeches = blowjob
jerk off = masturbation
tinking of you = masturbation (i know i know, its APC )

It makes sense....

[burning bridges]

So how does the hunter and the fisherman play into this whole sweaty sex theory.

[Rolo]

Hooker with a penis = sex you'll wanna avoid at all cost
Faaip = Guy on the phone who was sexually abused at Area 51 (hey, is't that PATD's location?)

[Rolo]

Flood = GIMMIE SOME TISSUEEE!
Prison sex = whoops dropped my soap...
Right In Two = spread 'em!

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Maynards Dick= sex in the Toolshed
Pushit= uhh.... lets not go there. (pu-shit or Push it?)
Cesaro summability= women got pregnant dammit
Reflection= sex at night (with the moon)
Lateralus= first time doing a girl

[Rolo]

The OP will be pleased if he finds out what has happened to his original thread :)

[Master_Of_Nothing]

The sad thing is, it makes perfect sense. Its creepy lol

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Lost Keys = Sex with a hospital patient
Intension = first time again
Viginte tres = sex with a robot
part of me = masturbation

[Rolo]

Jambi = sex on Sumatra
Lipan Conjuring = fucking an Apache squaw
Swamp Song = sex in Florida
Vicarious = watching a porn movie in which the bitch dies on erotic asphyxiation

[Rolo]

We are. The list goes on and on...

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Intermission = what you have between sex.

So now that we've figured it all out, now what?

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Fuck you buddy!

I've been listening to Dream Theatre more than Tool recently anyway.
But i'm about to go Bluesy rocker styles soon, and then get into Numetal

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Did i condemn technical guitar playing? Really? Go have another look, i'm sure i didn't

I don't like John Petrucci's solos all the time, but i like the vocals a lot. I like their modern albums better than the old school, and i think Metropolis Pt 2 is the best album i've ever listened to.
Cheesy= maybe
Musically Talented = Hell yea

But i draw the cheesy line at Dragonforce.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

How many Dream Theatre albums have you actuallly listened to?
Besides, the lyrics can be as cheesy as fuckin mozzarella, but if its sung right then i can listen to it.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

What if i like cheese? How about that ?

Better than listening to the lameass FOB that my Sis listens to and better than the Blink182 my bro listens to.

So there

[Master_Of_Nothing]

I grew up on Blink182, i can handle some of the more mature songs, but FOB? I shoot posters of Pete Wentz in preparation for their next NZ tour.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

I hate them, but i will give them their dues.
I did like 'Sugar we're going down'

Thats it. My 3rd Guilty pleasure.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

lol, dammit, where is that from again?

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Dammit, thats right.
the whoriest cartoon since spongebob

[Schema]

Aw, come on. Listen to the lyrics.

Listen to them.

They're cheesier than cheez-its.

Sometimes, I do wonder if they're serious about anything they do. But not in the same way like how Rush sometimes makes me snicker at how ridiculous some of it is.

But, anyway. Yes, I'm sure that most Tool songs have a sexual connotations ... and you guys did great at finding some of them. Never would have guessed...

[Schema]

Red Barchetta comes to mind...

Yeah. Turn a story into a truly ludicrous song about a police car chase. And I thought these guys DIDN'T smoke the ganj'.

[Schema]

I like the song because it's pretty, but I don't like the sentimental story turned cheesy dystopia.

Yeah, it's a good song. Originally, it was a story called "A Nice Morning Drive," or some shit...

[Schema]

Intermission = what you have between sex.

So now that we've figured it all out, now what?

Well, it supports my theory that 99% of all rock songs are about sex.

"Dance on a Volcano" is about female masturbation.

[Inner_Eulogy]

Well, it supports my theory that 99% of all rock songs are about sex.

"Dance on a Volcano" is about female masturbation.

I wrote a song about my penis once...it was under the Salival thread and it was quite pleasant

[Schema]

I wrote a song about my penis once...it was under the Salival thread and it was quite pleasant

I remember that. It was actually pretty funny.

[Rolo]

One - about a guy who is sad that he can't have sex anymore


LMAO

[Rolo]

Paradise City: green grass & pretty girls...what else do you need?
Enter Sandman: He puts you to sleep...yeah right...before he enters...
Wasted Years: All time before losing virginity.
Losing My Religion: having sex in a the church.

[Rolo]

Raining Blood: Ignoring her menstrual period.
Paranoid: Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my...libido.
For whom the bell tolls: DING-DONG. Honey, i'm home and i'm hungry for something...

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Fuck thats terrible lmao

Master of Puppets - sex with a marionette (sp?)
Stairway to heaven - Cus theres some hot chicks there
Paralyzer - Cus theres no way the singer could ever get sex without paralyzing a chick
Fuck a dog - pretty self explanatory (Fuck Blink182)

[Rolo]

Without explanation:

Evil Dick (Bodycount)