Maynard, Devo, Jesus, Satan, Infinity, and 11.

[holy reality]

everyone thinks Devo isn't real... and there is some truth to this...

first of all.. we all know Maynard is God... that is a given...

so that would make Devo the son of God... meaning he is Jesus....

Think about it... Devo H Keenan... Jesus H Christ?

Jesus rhymes with Devo... and Keenan has a "k" sound as does "christ"

Devo H Keenan = 11 letters
Maynard James Keenan = 17 letters...

17-11 = 6... track 6 on aenima (1st album after devo was born) = message to harry manback = 21

track 6 on salival = merkaba = 7
track 6 on lateralus = parabol = 7

21-7-7=7

666 = 7

6 = the number of man
7= the number of god
666=the number of the beast
777=the number of god

21+7+7=35

35/7= 5 = number of Tool albums.

Maynard = God... God = Jesus while he is on earth.
Jesus = God while they are in heaven.
Devo=Jesus.

Jesus Christ = 11
(he didn't technically have a middle name)
Devo H Keenan = 11

Maynards full name = 17 , 17/3 (3 names) = 5.6666666666666666666666666666667

See? 5 tool albums.... 666 continuing... then the number seven.

(Maynard = God = Jesus = Satan = Man)= (the unity and coming together of the entire universe) = 11 = Jimmy Keenan, when one, and one, are one.
this is a joke actually, but i came up with it off the top of my head while thinking about devo, i just kind of had an inkling that i could explain it further with 11, and it was a bit eerie how everything fitted so easily using the rules i used
I'm for fucking serious about this shit.

[neochrist]

thats the absolute most ridiculous thing ive ever heard. i agree.

[AllforUnity]

Maan do you take special classes in school?

[MrMcPheezy]

i agree.


With yourself, or with him?

[crow011]

holy crap . . .

[MrMcPheezy]

holy crap . . .



'sup?

[crow011]

did you get it? . . .

HOLY crap . . .

as in, -oh forget it . . .

[Luna Galapogos]

That was interesting, very interesting. I don't know, it just seemed really random. Something that I should probably read a lot of times before I fully understand your reasoning.

[holy reality]

randomness is what i do best....

or is that rambling?

try and read between the lines.

[neochrist]

With yourself, or with him?

both

[BlooReflection696]

Thats alot of freaking math, considering the outcome I would have quit at the first division problem..

[_La_te_ra_lus_]

What exactly are you trying to prove here...that Devo isn't real?? Or that every number is some way related to Tool? Or possibly that you have way too much drugs/time on your hands...

[Luna Galapogos]

When he wrote that song, they were working on their third album so the 17/3=5.66666666666667 wouldn't mean 5 albums. And what happens if they put out another CD, then you couldn't say that Maynard had intended to put out 5 albums only when he was writing that song.

[crow011]

DICKHEADS . . .

HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC AND HAVING A SHOT AT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO MANAGE TO FIND COMPLEX MATH AND MINDLESS OCCULT REFERENCES IN TOOL SONGS . . .

fuck . . .

[neochrist]

DICKHEADS . . .

HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC AND HAVING A SHOT AT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO MANAGE TO FIND COMPLEX MATH AND MINDLESS OCCULT REFERENCES IN TOOL SONGS . . .

fuck . . .

thats an angry dick slap

[crow011]

damn straight . . .

[AllforUnity]

No...crow is right, this entire album/Lateralus is about becoming one, Occult beliefs, not to mention Danny Carry takes algebra 2 problems and graphs them out into forming drum beats...lf you listen to Lateralus in it's true order, you can feel the spiral through meditation.

[Luna Galapogos]

I don't see any reason to not entertain any idea, whether it is bullshit or not. Why does it matter? Sometimes it's fun to play around with worthless information. Sometimes the things that seem the most trivial, worthless, or just plain bullshit turn out to be the best things around.

Maybe I should have put my post in caps, start using vulgarities in my post, and then put fuck at the end of it, that would prove something to everyone.

[seppukujack]

YOU JUST WASTED FIVE MINUTES OF MY LIFE

so is it so bad that I waste 30 seconds of yours?
Its fun to make up theories when theres nothing to do and then convince people of them. Such as the non repeating decimal format withing Pi mimics that of sqrt of 10 but only when divided by the inverse of the golden ratio

[AllforUnity]

Just like religion.

[Orph8998]

AllforUnity had said something about "lateralus in its true order" just wanted to know what that ment...i'm new on the site so forgive my ignorance

[MrMcPheezy]

THERE'S AN ALTERNATE TRACK LISTING MAN!!!!!11!1

[Ming]

Did you know that if the Lateralus CD is exposed to an open flame it brings out the etching of the face of God? It works better if you soak your whole body in gas first. Trust me, you'll see the face. I'm on my third CD.

[DeletedMember]

Just like religion.

Hahahakjdf Agreed.

And yeah, you can make any numbers mean anything if you really try.

7346097234 x 97069076 -807580965 + 87562807= 78964589076243098754534!!!!! Kurt Cobain, Jesus Christ, and Elvis were all the same exact person!!

[Logic]

Oh man, I finally stopped lauging..

[Raev'n]

Wow.. Thats really something.. Also if you actually count the 6's on that massive line there's 30! 30/6=5! if you do that three times you also get 666! ooooooooghhhhhh!

[brilliantname]

Fuck the occult.

[eonbluecasanova]

everyone thinks Devo isn't real... and there is some truth to this...

first of all.. we all know Maynard is God... that is a given...

so that would make Devo the son of God... meaning he is Jesus....

Think about it... Devo H Keenan... Jesus H Christ?

Jesus rhymes with Devo... and Keenan has a "k" sound as does "christ"

Devo H Keenan = 11 letters
Maynard James Keenan = 17 letters...

17-11 = 6... track 6 on aenima (1st album after devo was born) = message to harry manback = 21

track 6 on salival = merkaba = 7
track 6 on lateralus = parabol = 7

21-7-7=7

666 = 7

6 = the number of man
7= the number of god
666=the number of the beast
777=the number of god

21+7+7=35

35/7= 5 = number of Tool albums.

Maynard = God... God = Jesus while he is on earth.
Jesus = God while they are in heaven.
Devo=Jesus.

Jesus Christ = 11
(he didn't technically have a middle name)
Devo H Keenan = 11

Maynards full name = 17 , 17/3 (3 names) = 5.6666666666666666666666666666667

See? 5 tool albums.... 666 continuing... then the number seven.

(Maynard = God = Jesus = Satan = Man)= (the unity and coming together of the entire universe) = 11 = Jimmy Keenan, when one, and one, are one.
this is a joke actually, but i came up with it off the top of my head while thinking about devo, i just kind of had an inkling that i could explain it further with 11, and it was a bit eerie how everything fitted so easily using the rules i used
I'm for fucking serious about this shit.

This was probably, hands down, the best post I've read on TDN, I wish it could fit on my sig. . .

[holy reality]

it can, you have to push the envelope, and it will bend.

i'm not sure what i was going to post in here, i guess i was making sure people realized i made this up.

but i didn't TRY to make it up, it just kind of came to me, I had a "feeling" the numbers would work the way I did, even though I sort of cheated them, there is some sort of system though, like the reflection thing I thought up back in the day..... i forget how that goes, but it's in this songs forum.

[MindAsh]

personally i think im merlin but then again wich one i cant be precise. oh btw most of us are idiots please dont show it this often it insults what intelligence we have. but also dont be so anal retentive to the obvious and if you re gonna make assumptions have at least some physical proof in your grasp to back it. remember the internet is just a bunch of words typed and can be taken any way depending on the person and why the fuck am i still babbleing? later <wink>

[Isac Khrondor]

That's one of the funniest posts I have ever read.

[Karl Haffner]

Maynard found Jesus through the writings of the Prophetess Ellen White: spam removed
Being an adventist, I noticed quite a few references to her writings in Lateralus, which surprised me quite a bit. Maynard is drawn to eshcatology and that is the primary focus of all of Ellen Whites visions. This may seem non-legit, but time will tell. The adventist community is very connected though and we became aware of his conversion quite quickly after it took place.
See here for church beliefs: god damn spam is good with cheese
notice number 11... and the song Jimmy "Eleven is standing still, waiting for me to free him by coming home. Moving me with a sound. Opening me within a gesture. Drawing me down and in, showing me where it all began, Eleven. It took so long to realize that you hold the light that's been leading me back home."

edit: I banned myself with this.

[Stalkz]

everyone thinks Devo isn't real... and there is some truth to this...

first of all.. we all know Maynard is God... that is a given...

so that would make Devo the son of God... meaning he is Jesus....

Think about it... Devo H Keenan... Jesus H Christ?

Jesus rhymes with Devo... and Keenan has a "k" sound as does "christ"

Devo H Keenan = 11 letters
Maynard James Keenan = 17 letters...

17-11 = 6... track 6 on aenima (1st album after devo was born) = message to harry manback = 21

track 6 on salival = merkaba = 7
track 6 on lateralus = parabol = 7

21-7-7=7

666 = 7

6 = the number of man
7= the number of god
666=the number of the beast
777=the number of god

21+7+7=35

35/7= 5 = number of Tool albums.

Maynard = God... God = Jesus while he is on earth.
Jesus = God while they are in heaven.
Devo=Jesus.

Jesus Christ = 11
(he didn't technically have a middle name)
Devo H Keenan = 11

Maynards full name = 17 , 17/3 (3 names) = 5.6666666666666666666666666666667

See? 5 tool albums.... 666 continuing... then the number seven.

(Maynard = God = Jesus = Satan = Man)= (the unity and coming together of the entire universe) = 11 = Jimmy Keenan, when one, and one, are one.
this is a joke actually, but i came up with it off the top of my head while thinking about devo, i just kind of had an inkling that i could explain it further with 11, and it was a bit eerie how everything fitted so easily using the rules i used
I'm for fucking serious about this shit.



This is absolutely the best thing I've ever seen on this entire message board, EVER.

[smk4813]

holy crap . . .
holy crap..

[smk4813]

read the text in black:

this is a joke actually, but i came up with it off the top of my head while thinking about devo, i just kind of had an inkling that i could explain it further with 11, and it was a bit eerie how everything fitted so easily using the rules i used
-holy reality
ahahaha.

[tendertrap?]

not good

[Raev'n]

Not good? Ok... Thanks for your valuable input.


Have a nice day,
take care now,
bye bye then.

[brilliantname]

I drew the picture you use for your avatar once with pen. It isn't my best work.

[CrownOfNegativity]

Jesus rhymes with Devo?

[pluto]

i know, thats wut i thought

[lateralus freak]

did you get it? . . .

HOLY crap . . .

as in, -oh forget it . . .
hahaha i get it!
"holy" crap because hes talking bout jesus and god and stuff

[ohgoodbe]

Jesus rhymes with Devo?


Exactly, Even if you say Jesus in spanish, it still doesn't rhyme. This guy who started this thread is a total idiot. All he doing is pulling random numbers out his ass for an explanation that could never be. For example, and this is actually true; 7+11=18, so then 18-17=1. And 1 of course = the size of this guys' dick. And there you have it.
Whoopsiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
peace, i'm out...

[lateralus freak]

darn, I thought i was the only 1 who figured this out *sniffle*.
read what he says:
this is a joke actually, but i came up with it off the top of my head while thinking about devo, i just kind of had an inkling that i could explain it further with 11, and it was a bit eerie how everything fitted so easily using the rules i used
he writes it in black and then writes
I'm for fucking serious about this shit.
what a sneaky freak

[MikeBalzary]

holy shit i was just working out this equation when i came upon this post.