my thoughts

[ambob80]

the main reason i like this song is because im in love with maynard. not really... but i think he is amazing. and any song that talks about his dick is good to me! i think his lyrics are amazing and every song that he writes touches me in some way.

[Sgt. Sassafrass]

Dude, you've been touched by Maynard's Dick?! *mutters* Lucky sumbitch.

[AllforUnity]

Well he does have a kid.

[hunter]

i think anyone who is a big tool fan would most likely have some kind of connection with maynard or the rest of the band,but me,i have a connection with adam jones..but maynard is still the god of gods,,but yes maynarsd dick is a very good song,i can see myself singing it around a campfire,swaying along..

[munted_soul]

Maynard's an asshole, watch some interview's.

[Starving Bassist]

point being? i'd still hit it.

[munted_soul]

Come to think of it, I'd tap his short ass too.

[Orph8998]

his being an asshole would be even more of a turn on, it would make me feel like i had to earn his ass. but i think that danny would be the best guy to fuck in the band