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MoreTool4Nick
02-10-2004, 02:32 PM
When he sang 46 and 2? I belive that he was 46 years old, and that he sang "forty-six and two just ahead of me" means hes 46 years old and two years old. As in he tap into his Inner Child, his inner "Kid" Thats what I belive, but I could be wrong, I don't even know how old Maynard is.
Glass Onion
02-10-2004, 03:39 PM
Maynard is 39, pushing 40 now. Read some past threads, the main theory is the 46&2 chromosomes.
paraflux
02-11-2004, 12:30 PM
Wow.
g-bay-be
02-11-2004, 07:14 PM
HAHAHAHAHA yes he was 46 when he wrote it in 1996 ha! I mean it was the chromosomes
t2112
02-16-2004, 12:30 AM
hey buddy as of last year maynard turned 39. i read it in a interview that was conducted on vh1.
AllforUnity
02-19-2004, 12:45 PM
Haha...sorry man, you might want to look a little more into your theories before you explain them so openly and make a fool of yourself.
ÆnimaticEnigma
03-06-2004, 05:52 PM
My God, you don't deserve Tool... why the fuck would he say "My two years are ahead of me" First, does it fit the song? Second, would Tool sing about something that easily understandable and/or stupid? Please... READ THE GODDAMN FAQ
Glass Onion
03-10-2004, 01:54 AM
My God, you don't deserve Tool... why the fuck would he say "My two years are ahead of me" First, does it fit the song? Second, would Tool sing about something that easily understandable and/or stupid? Please... READ THE GODDAMN FAQ


Well. MOreTool4Nick gave me a chuckle, I must admit...
Stalkz
03-10-2004, 04:00 AM
Maynard sings about his 6 inch penis...

is there some sorta message there too?


Yes. That he has a six inch penis.
beastenick
03-19-2004, 12:47 AM
LMAO
junki3
03-29-2004, 06:45 PM
hey buddy as of last year maynard turned 39. i read it in a interview that was conducted on vh1.
Correct me if i'm wrong but I believe his 40th birthday is coming up mid april, around the 11th or 16th comes to mind?
Luna Galapogos
03-30-2004, 10:04 AM
Well, he hasn't searched much into TOOL. That doesn't mean that we have the right to downsize him, or to tell him that he doesn't deserve TOOL. That seems really horrible of us to have done something like that. Oh well, I suppose we are SUPERIOR since we have been here longer. I was under the impression that this page was to inform, not laugh at others no matter how shocking their lack of knowing what they are saying may be.

I have no idea when his birthday is.
Luna Galapogos
03-30-2004, 10:05 AM
Well, he hasn't searched much into TOOL. That doesn't mean that we have the right to downsize him, or to tell him that he doesn't deserve TOOL. That seems really horrible of us to have done something like that. Oh well, I suppose we are SUPERIOR since we have been here longer. I was under the impression that this page was to inform, not laugh at others no matter how shocking their lack of knowing what they are saying may be.

I have no idea when his birthday is.

He is only a fool if you make him one with the things you say.
AllforUnity
03-31-2004, 12:38 PM
Maynards birthday is April 17, 1964, therefore, he will be turning 40 in about 18 days. l want to post something for him on this site, although l'm not sure if he will read it. Maybe l'll E-mail him. Anyone want to send him something with me??
MrMcPheezy
03-31-2004, 01:12 PM
When he sang 46 and 2? I belive that he was 46 years old, and that he sang "forty-six and two just ahead of me" means hes 46 years old and two years old. As in he tap into his Inner Child, his inner "Kid" Thats what I belive, but I could be wrong, I don't even know how old Maynard is.



Wait a minute nick. You're not slick, are you?