MTV says Maynard's a hooker w/ a Penis?! is that right?!!

[IrisoftheShadow]

Excuse my ignorance on this matter. I am not benefitted with the media source you guys call "cable." i'm a poor mother fucker.

So my friends and I were hotboxing in my room and my friend was sitting below my A Perfect Circle poster. She turned to me and said, "Hey, I was watching MTV and saw that guy. They were doing an interview on the lead singer of A Perfect Circle and Tool."

Quickly interested, I inquired further about it and was surprised when she said he was dressed in expensive, trendy apparel.

"He was wearing--like--a prada jacket, sunglasses...the stuff he wore looked pretty expensive." She further told me.

"So he turned materialistic?"

"yeah," she further claimed, "he said he didn't like that image any more. It was persona his fans liked. He appreciates life more."

I couldn't believe it. And I asked her, "So he sold out?"

"Basically...yeah."

[jpmanson]

Excuse my ignorance on this matter. I am not benefitted with the media source you guys call "cable." i'm a poor mother fucker.


not having cable doesnt make you poor.. i grew up making my own bread and drinking dehydrated milk.. oh yeah, and government cheese too..

of course im not poor anymore.. im just saying that you arent poor either..

[Dirty Sanchez]

Maynard does wear designer clothing. As for him selling out, i don't know (or care).

[jpmanson]

"He was wearing--like--a prada jacket, sunglasses...the stuff he wore looked pretty expensive." She further told me.

"So he turned materialistic?"

"yeah," she further claimed, "he said he didn't like that image any more. It was persona his fans liked. He appreciates life more."

I couldn't believe it. And I asked her, "So he sold out?"

"Basically...yeah."


well, she said that he stated that he didnt like the image he had, but his fans did. he is wearign this stuff because that is what APC fans want to see.

you can imagine that when tool's next cd comes out, he wont be wearing that shit anymore. because he will then be doing what tool fans expect.

sure, he may be selling out, but i think of it as he is selling out to his fans. currently APC is on tour and in the spotlight, and tool isnt. right now he is appeasing fans of his current band.

[radmanics]

He's too clever and knows how to play the game too well lol :p

[Stalkz]

Wow. Maybe he just wanted to wear some shit.

[AllforUnity]

Maynard isn't selling out...he wears those clothes because he can afford them and they're comfortable as fuck. You'd wear them if you were a millionaire too.

[sacredgeometry]

"all you know about me's what i sold you dumb fuck."...... a perfect circle is TOOL's feminine side, I believe he's trying to appeal to the people who find TOOL to hard and helping them crucify their ego with his other band, a perfect circle. Also, anything TOOL does with MTV should be taken with a grain of salt.

[maelstroms_child]

"all you know about me's what i sold you dumb fuck."...... a perfect circle is TOOL's feminine side, I believe he's trying to appeal to the people who find TOOL to hard and helping them crucify their ego with his other band, a perfect circle. Also, anything TOOL does with MTV should be taken with a grain of salt.
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[Chaos Theory]

Everybody saying that Maynard has sold out is ignoring what the song means in the first place. He's been quoted as saying that we're all in this commercialist society together, and we have to do what we can to get by. Selling out is more of a complex concept than you understand. It involves more than doing what you can to get your album sold.

[sacredgeometry]

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i like your's too cutie

[Protorted]

Maynard isn't selling out...he wears those clothes because he can afford them and they're comfortable as fuck. You'd wear them if you were a millionaire too.


It's true man. Take a pair of Nike running shoes for example. Now they may cost a shitload and they may have been made in a sweatshop (which makes you feel even worse) but at least they're the most comfortable things ever.

How can he be selling out just because he bought some nice clothes? I buy expensive clothes but nobody tells me i'm selling out.

[omnipotent]

It is so obvous that people who bother to even contemplate whether MJK is selling out are so fuckin far from the picture this reply seems obsolete.

So tired of stupid american kids overtly showing their ignorance!

[AllforUnity]

Yeah...well l'd say NO to Maynard actually selling out. l think this song is meant to mock the people who actually think that about the band.

[Espionage]

i comleatly agree, no one should care what Maynard is wearing, he probably thinks it is helerious when (if) he reads these threads how people get so defensive about him. We all love him too much

[Ænema]

First of all there are is no comparison between Tool and APC. They are completely different entities! Maynard is neither, and Maynard is both.
Second, don't believe everything some fool who recognizes MJK as "that guy" says.
Third, you are just jealous (because as you described you are a "poor mother fucker") you cannot afford decent clothes!

[seppukujack]

Or maybe he was telling the truth when he said he sold out a long time ago.
Do you enjoy the music of tool? Yes or No
Do you find a Deeper Meaning in it? Yes or No
Do you think what Tool(Not MJK, I am sick of people thinking they can call TOOL by just one mans name; there is too much talent in TOOL to just be attributed to MJK, but TOOL) makes is beautiful? Yes or No

If you answered yes to any of these rather repetitive questions(reiterated in varying form for those who may be nit-picky) than shut the fuck up. Heros are dead, the members of tool live in luxury, they make money off of their music. DEAL WITH IT. the only thing I envy them for is that they can enjoy their time and their work and be pampered for it. Are you going to condemn them for not being starving artists? Are you going to demand they take on the life of an acsetic (much like yourself? one that is on the internet and what not while learning the depth of their suffering as a method to conquer it?) Its bullshit to play this little game with our "idols" we want to worship them and yet demand they destroy everything about them.

They will make a profit
You will when you grow up
Stop thinking of it as corruption and realize that this is the new survival, we are no longer hunter-gatherers.

And most of all remember, most of you have only heard of tool from someone whoring them out (reccomending them as a great band), advertising, or playing their shit on MTV or MuchMusic. Myself included.

If they werent whores I would have never heard of them.


Thank you tool for being corporate sluts, I truely mean that, I "love" you for it.

[seppukujack]

I wonder how much it costs to have sex with Maynard? *

I wonder who his pimp is?

Seriously though, I think he is purposely "selling out" to make you guys rethink about the whole term of "selling out".

...talk to his agent?

[g-bay-be]

all you know about me is what i sold you!


all you guys fucking know about MJK is that he has sold you records. You put him on this huge fucking petistol yet know NOTHING about the man. and as for your term sll out... forget that shit man. you guys are morons. you expect him to live in an apartment and not make money because he is doing it for the love of music??? fuck that... he does something awesome and he does it well! pay him money and let him show you the money

[Metamorphosis]

Or maybe he was telling the truth when he said he sold out a long time ago.
Do you enjoy the music of tool? Yes or No
Do you find a Deeper Meaning in it? Yes or No
Do you think what Tool(Not MJK, I am sick of people thinking they can call TOOL by just one mans name; there is too much talent in TOOL to just be attributed to MJK, but TOOL) makes is beautiful? Yes or No

If you answered yes to any of these rather repetitive questions(reiterated in varying form for those who may be nit-picky) than shut the fuck up. Heros are dead, the members of tool live in luxury, they make money off of their music. DEAL WITH IT. the only thing I envy them for is that they can enjoy their time and their work and be pampered for it. Are you going to condemn them for not being starving artists? Are you going to demand they take on the life of an acsetic (much like yourself? one that is on the internet and what not while learning the depth of their suffering as a method to conquer it?) Its bullshit to play this little game with our "idols" we want to worship them and yet demand they destroy everything about them.

They will make a profit
You will when you grow up
Stop thinking of it as corruption and realize that this is the new survival, we are no longer hunter-gatherers.

And most of all remember, most of you have only heard of tool from someone whoring them out (reccomending them as a great band), advertising, or playing their shit on MTV or MuchMusic. Myself included.

If they werent whores I would have never heard of them.


Thank you tool for being corporate sluts, I truely mean that, I "love" you for it.
well said. i more than agree with you when you say that most people recognise tool as just maynard alone, and everyone mainly commenting on just him...

as to (almost) everyone else, id just like to say that most of you guys are bloody pathetic, a lot of tool's music is about 'letting go'. what i mean is, stop being judgemental assholes!!! just let tool do whatever they want and dont put a statistic on it, or say they are selling out, or try to put a definition to it. stop treating them like gods, cus they're only human too.

just think about it, if you were them, you would want all the comforts of life which wealth can bring, and you may also want to convey a message, some thoughts and some feelings to those who listen to your music. why not have/do both? its not like one cancels out the other.

a side note: "ive sold my soul to make a record" i think maynard means he has put a fuck load of effort into it, as well as time which is more priceless than anything-and now his life will be forever changed. he sold his soul he sold his soul he sold out for us to listen to...

[theBeorn]

nah dudes, i saw that interview, and maynard was saying something like "i got my elton john glasses, i got my hair cut. i want to become everything i hate about you" or something like that, it was great i dont remember a lot though, i saw it on the internet, theres a winamop channel dedicated to just tool and APC interviews and videos. check it out, its great, really great... and for him selling out? who the fuck cares, i mean, selling out is not being ashamed of the money you're making, and tool shouldnt be ashamed of that...

[AllforUnity]

What interview?

[spazX22]

Excuse my ignorance on this matter. I am not benefitted with the media source you guys call "cable." i'm a poor mother fucker.

So my friends and I were hotboxing in my room and my friend was sitting below my A Perfect Circle poster. She turned to me and said, "Hey, I was watching MTV and saw that guy. They were doing an interview on the lead singer of A Perfect Circle and Tool."

Quickly interested, I inquired further about it and was surprised when she said he was dressed in expensive, trendy apparel.

"He was wearing--like--a prada jacket, sunglasses...the stuff he wore looked pretty expensive." She further told me.

"So he turned materialistic?"

"yeah," she further claimed, "he said he didn't like that image any more. It was persona his fans liked. He appreciates life more."

I couldn't believe it. And I asked her, "So he sold out?"

"Basically...yeah."


now why the fuck does it matter what he wears? what do you expect him to do with all the money he gets? spend it all to please dipshits like you? the song was written about people like you.

[ThIrdEyeCarrots46]

now why the fuck does it matter what he wears? what do you expect him to do with all the money he gets? ...he could buy a car

[shi wei hsi ming]

Excuse my ignorance on this matter. I am not benefitted with the media source you guys call "cable." i'm a poor mother fucker...


..."Basically...yeah."

A shallow interpretation from LA?
I'm aghast.

[praga]

bling bling, dip shit

you are a toolizzle, for rizzle

Prada makes nice accessories not jackets, you poor fucker
- your friend doesn't know designer shit it seems

[IC]

if maynard sold out, he makes it look real good. what can we now call bands like nickle back anymore?

[Ming]

Short version: Who cares.


Longwinded Version: Does your life literally revolve around what Maynard does, or what "Tool" is all about? Here's a major spoiler for those who haven't figured it out yet. Maynard is not Jesus Christ. He's not going to lead you to salvation. Love his work or hate it, but he's a rock star, not a Ghandi.

-or-

maybe.....

maybe...........


...he's just fucking with your head and he really is your personal savior! Maybe he's testing our faith, weeding out the true believers from the wannabees. He knows what we're thinking, so if you were doubting him you better pray to your Tool shrine right now. Pray and pray hard, begging forgiveness. All hail Maynard's dick. I just realized, there's nobody on this board with the handle, "Maynard's Dick?" How is that possible. Hurry, someone register that name, that's awesome. Maynard is Santa and the Easter Bunny and the BoogeyMan.

Anyway.. try to keep things in perspective. He's a rock singer. He's loaded. Odds are, he doesn't give it all to charity. That doesn't mean he isn't genuine. Even if he were the biggest piece of shit, hypocrite on Earth, his work is still mindblowing and he gets kudos for being the ultimate scammer. I wrote all this because I actually do feel some empathy when people lose their rose colored glasses. Hey kids, when you hit your late 20's you'll be lucky to give a rat's ass about any rock band..30's even moreso. Be glad MjK and Tool and APC even exist. What would you do if you KNEW MjK was a sellout, firsthand... what, listen to Metallica? The guy's pushing 40. Let him live a little for godsake. He can't sit around tripping on shrooms and giggling at the wallpaper his whole life, it just get's old believe it or not. If I were he, I'd be dead from banging groupies 3 at a time after every show in a mountain of coke. Be glad he's even still making records for us to buy buy buy.

edit-- oh and in case the original post was being sarcastic or faux naive and I missed it completely - fuckoff I'm slow like that.

[maelstroms_child]

i like your's too cutie
aww well arent you just a sweetie =D

[Asdf]

Doing commercials for Pepsi is selling out. Performing at any MTV award show is selling out. Wearing a nice jacket because you can afford to? Don't be so ignorant, it's just clothing. Tool doesn't sell any image, any trend or bullshit like that, if you like Tool you like them because of their music, point blank. No one needs to bring in anything besides that to this; they do nothing else besides make great music to attract people to them, and that ain't sellin' out.

[Harold]

Short version: Who cares.


Longwinded Version: Does your life literally revolve around what Maynard does, or what "Tool" is all about? Here's a major spoiler for those who haven't figured it out yet. Maynard is not Jesus Christ. He's not going to lead you to salvation. Love his work or hate it, but he's a rock star, not a Ghandi.

-or-

maybe.....

maybe...........


...he's just fucking with your head and he really is your personal savior! Maybe he's testing our faith, weeding out the true believers from the wannabees. He knows what we're thinking, so if you were doubting him you better pray to your Tool shrine right now. Pray and pray hard, begging forgiveness. All hail Maynard's dick. I just realized, there's nobody on this board with the handle, "Maynard's Dick?" How is that possible. Hurry, someone register that name, that's awesome. Maynard is Santa and the Easter Bunny and the BoogeyMan.

Anyway.. try to keep things in perspective. He's a rock singer. He's loaded. Odds are, he doesn't give it all to charity. That doesn't mean he isn't genuine. Even if he were the biggest piece of shit, hypocrite on Earth, his work is still mindblowing and he gets kudos for being the ultimate scammer. I wrote all this because I actually do feel some empathy when people lose their rose colored glasses. Hey kids, when you hit your late 20's you'll be lucky to give a rat's ass about any rock band..30's even moreso. Be glad MjK and Tool and APC even exist. What would you do if you KNEW MjK was a sellout, firsthand... what, listen to Metallica? The guy's pushing 40. Let him live a little for godsake. He can't sit around tripping on shrooms and giggling at the wallpaper his whole life, it just get's old believe it or not. If I were he, I'd be dead from banging groupies 3 at a time after every show in a mountain of coke. Be glad he's even still making records for us to buy buy buy.

edit-- oh and in case the original post was being sarcastic or faux naive and I missed it completely - fuckoff I'm slow like that.


Best Post EVER!!!

[Cyanide ChrYst]

Ming's a good man.

Besides. Who the fuck cares of he shops at Salvation Army, or Armani Exchange? They're fucking CLOTHES. There is NO SUCH THING AS SELLING OUT.

You can make sucky music and have it all over MTV and it still sucks, or you can barely even show up every four years and fucking smash down the barriers of imagination such as Maynard. I like TOOL because they just hang out for like three or four years, and all of a sudden a new album comes out and fucking stomps everything that's on the "Hottest 100" lists around the country.

I'd give maynard head; as long as he was wearing some hot 'sell out' Express jeans.

[lachrymoIogy]

o_O "Dumbfuck I sold out long before you ever heard my name" ....there you go, from the man himself. I think it's all in what degree. He says he sold out, simply because they cut a deal for a record, for money. That has to be the least degree of selling out possible. They've never taken steps to ...sell out (Incubus come to mind for anyone?) they've done the least amount of selling out possible, while still making their music widely available, and touring their asses off.

[lachrymoIogy]

plus anyone who watches MTV and give a shit about what people say on their, should be drug out and shot.

[radmanics]

Doing commercials for Pepsi is selling out. Performing at any MTV award show is selling out. Wearing a nice jacket because you can afford to? Don't be so ignorant, it's just clothing. Tool doesn't sell any image, any trend or bullshit like that, if you like Tool you like them because of their music, point blank. No one needs to bring in anything besides that to this; they do nothing else besides make great music to attract people to them, and that ain't sellin' out.
...performing at an MTV award show would be being polite, honnouring the invite, and probably means they've won an award or 5....

Personaly, I take selling out to being hypocritical, interms of knocking a type of music and then making that music because the record company says so and you do not want to do it, but you do anyway.. that is also being cowardly.... what Hooker with a Penis is saying, is how sellout fans (comeon... OGT, coke, nipple rings.. how stereotypical is that guy) are too wraped up in their image of a ban to realise the bands just being commercial and not changing...

I thought LTJ had sold out a bit with Anthem... one full ska song on that record.. but I listened to it more and I matured and realised they're just moved to a heavier guitar, while still maintaining meaningful lyrics... don't be hastey...

And I don't care what happens with tool's next record; They've made 5 brilliant ones and I've bootlegs coming out of my ass so no more tool would not be a problem.

[shi wei hsi ming]

It is a simple shallow person that would judge another as a sell-out for wearing this thing or the other. It is exactly the kind of mindless babbling that the lyricist addresses to his 'buddy.'

More importantly, Hooker with a Penis is not so much about whether or not Tool has sold out, but rather what kind of selling out they have chosen. Ultimately, the lyrics state that they have sold their souls to us, their audience. "I sold my soul to sell a record, dipshit, now you bought one." If the soul was traded for a record, then we can say that from that point in the song, the soul=a record. When later someone buys the record, we can assume that it is simply a stand in for the soul. It is kind of a positive thing. I recommend looking at the post titled hooker with happiness. I think it did a good job of approaching the topic.

And shame on you, radmanics. More Tool is always a good thing.

[MentalSanityOff]

Let me just give a definition of what i consider "selling out," first of all.
Id hafta disagree with Cyanide, there is a such thing as selling out, in this context anyway. Many people relate it to money though, which is in my personal opinion wrong.
As i see it, it's when youve stopped playing music for the love of it and for the money, the difference between inspiriation and ambition, work and play almost (though i realize in many ways making good music can be a whole lot of work, i mean a mental work, an obligation). Basically when somebody uses their current musical status to allow themselves to just pump out pure shit, shitty record after shitty record of worthless, uninspired "music" though i feel nothing is really music unless its expressive. If not id probably be listening to three blind mice and loving it.

He could walk around with a Nike swoosh tattooed on his forehead, i wouldnt give a fuck. in fact, all the more power to him if that were the case for forcing people to question exactly what selling out is.

[Th1_rhs13]

Oh really!! Do your minds not process the obvious? I mean are you so caught up on creating your own perception that you miss what he says?

Lets review, shall we?

"I sold long before you even knew my name"
"Sold my sould to makre a record, dipshit! Then you bought one!"

He was admitting to such antics, why is this even a topic?

BUt i do understand, interpretation is subjective..

[LEARN.2.SWiM]

see this is the kind of shit that pisses me off, people overusing the phrase 'sold out' hes still making records...with two bands. if he sold out, he'd be done after their first single with plenty of money. hes working damn hard.

[Cyanide ChrYst]

I dont think there's even such thing as a 'sellout'. Even the MTV fags are doing the same exact thing as tool, but just endorsed by MTV (poorly) and they end up becoming more popular among the dolts at your school.

I dont think sellout really exists. Its just how many billboards your face is on...who gives a shit? Tool just happens to make more money alone than Hoobastank even without all those gay ass endorsements.

Go maynard!