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Naga Royal Guard
10-12-2019, 04:37 PM
I've been doing some thinking and my thoughts are below between the lines of reason. What do you think?

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Long in tooth and soul

+Kamala Harris is an old warrior... read on.

Longing for another win

+Kamala Harris has had a successful career working for the government wrongly wrongly incarcerating men of color
(https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xwkab/jamal-trulove-wants-kamala-harris-to-talk-about-his-wrongful-conviction) whom she needs voting for her now.

+Kamala Harris also laughed about jailing a black mother. (https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jan/31/kamala-harris-laughed-jailing-parents-truancy)

Lurch into the fray
Weapon out and belly in

+She was the first to announce candidacy for the democratic presidential nomination (https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=kamala+harris+launches+campaign) on account of her certainty of victoriousness like a true Invincible Warrior of the Ages.

Warrior struggling
To remain consequential

+But Kamala Harris has a tendency to say things to appear hip and cool (https://www.thefader.com/2019/02/12/kamala-harris-smoked-weed-snoop-and-tupac) that don't quite add up. Despite this, Tool has stepped to write a rock tribute to her.

Bellow aloud
Bold and proud

+Kamala Harris delivered a shocking blow to fellow contender Joe Biden (https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/06/28/joe-biden-kamala-harris-race-busing-nbc-democratic-debate-bts-vpx.nbc), this was a shock considering her friendship with his family. (https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/446126-i-still-miss-him-kamala-harris-honors-joe-bidens-son-on)

Of where I've been
But here I am
Beating chest and drums
Beating tired bones again

+Kamala Harris was dating Willie Brown, a man many decades, perhaps even centuries her senior. Need I say more? (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2019/01/27/willie-brown-kamala-harris-san-francisco-chronicle-letter/2695143002/)


Age-old battle, mine
+She has been fighting her enemy (the people) for a long time, despite this she retains her humanity and wokeness by spending her evenings reading recipes because it makes for good press. (https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/article/kamala-harris-comfort-food-fries-recipe-emhoff-14026235.php)

Weapon out and belly in
+She bought a jacket (https://www.glamour.com/story/senator-kamala-harris-bedazzled-rainbow-jacket-sf-pride) to get some votes. That jacket was seen as a vote winning weapon-R. Kamala Harris is also a gun control advocate that owns guns. Rich. (https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2019/04/26/kamala-harris-owns-handgun-unacceptable-2020-democratic-race-column/3567371002/) But all warriors such as Batman, Superman, Wonderwoman, California Politicians, etc. should have handguns to take on their enemies.

Tales told of battles won
+Kamala Harris kept prisoners locked up to fight wildfires[/url\ that they didnt start. They were paid 1.45 USD / hour, thereby proving what a stalwart warrior she truly is inside and out.

Of things we've done
Caligula would grin
+Caligula would approve of the things Kamala Harris and senior old man politician Willie Brown were doing. (https://www.thedailybeast.com/kamala-harris-ag-office-tried-to-keep-inmates-locked-up-for-cheap-labor) No doubt. He would probably even want to resurrect himself and join in on the action.

Beating tired bones
Tripping through remember when
Once invincible
Now the armor's wearing thin
Heavy shield down
Warrior struggling
To remain relevant
+True woman of substance Tulsi Gabbard, shut Kamala Harris down (https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/01/politics/tulsi-gabbard-kamala-harris-debate/index.html) hard and cold on national TV.

Warrior struggling
To remain consequential
Cry aloud
Bold and proud
Of where I've been
But here I am
+But Kamala Harris was having none of this. (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/can-you-hear-now-tulsi-gabbard-now-kamala-harris)

Where I end
Warrior struggling
To remain relevant
Warrior struggling
To remain consequential
+Kamala Harris is going to [url]https://littlevillagemag.com/sen-kamala-harris-is-fucking-moving-to-iowa-in-an-effort-to-finish-in-the-top-three-in-the-iowa-caucus/]move to fucking Iowa, despite being from the greatest nation on in the Galaxy, California. I do wish she would learn to watch her God damn language.

Tears in my eyes
Chasing Ponce de Leon's phantom
So filled with hope
I can taste mythical fountains
+Speaking of fountains Kamala Harris posted a picture of a Starbucks cup on Twitter, of all things. (https://twitter.com/kamalaharris/status/1059857198954831873?lang=en)

False hope, perhaps
+Kamala Harris wrote a book which received high ratings on Amazon. (https://www.amazon.com/Truths-We-Hold-American-Journey/dp/0525560718)

But the truth never got in my way
+Kamala Harris has been a big fan of revising her own past. (https://reason.com/2019/06/28/kamala-harris-won-the-democratic-debate-by-fudging-her-record/)

Before now, feel the sting
Feeling time bearing down
Tears in my eyes
Chasing Ponce de Leon's phantom
So filled with hope
I can taste mythical fountains
False hope, perhaps
But the truth never got in my way
Before now, feel the sting
Feeling time bearing down
False hope, perhaps
But the truth never got in my way
Before now, feel the sting
Feeling time bearing down
+Thus ends Tool's Ode to one of the greatest of all time.

Whowatchesthewampas
10-17-2019, 10:19 AM
Fuck...that was good.

Naga Royal Guard
10-18-2019, 03:46 AM
Fuck...that was good.

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Whowatchesthewampas
10-18-2019, 01:33 PM
Thank you . Please leave a like and subscribe and stay tuned for more quality content.
We gotta get you a better, more enthusiastic hook at the end. Like "MASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR MORE QUALITY FORTNITE PILLOW FART CONTENT. LATER BOIZZZZZ!!!" and scene

Naga Royal Guard
10-18-2019, 02:47 PM
We gotta get you a better, more enthusiastic hook at the end. Like "MASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR MORE QUALITY FORTNITE PILLOW FART CONTENT. LATER BOIZZZZZ!!!" and scene

Agreed, its something to work on.

Naga Royal Guard
10-22-2019, 06:09 PM
TDN! Please share your thoughts in this interpretation.

dan
10-23-2019, 11:36 AM
Not only do I like this, I am slapping subscribe AND enabling notifications.

Naga Royal Guard
10-23-2019, 05:46 PM
Not only do I like this, I am slapping subscribe AND enabling notifications.

That is great hear. I'll have more original related content ready as soon as I change the oil in my pickup truck.

Liko888
10-30-2019, 09:42 AM
so you said that she wrongly incarcerated people of color, she is a racist? im missing something i think.

Naga Royal Guard
11-01-2019, 07:22 PM
so you said that she wrongly incarcerated people of color, she is a racist? im missing something i think.

I'm not out to assume much about her and leveling the accusation of racism has become hackneyed and cliche. I do think she is mentally ill, all part of her Ultimate Warrior persona.

Naga Royal Guard
11-09-2019, 10:51 AM
Looks like Kam-ala-Snowb-ala and Michael Bloomberg will be passing each other through the candidate turnstile