dissonance51765

10-08-2003, 10:29 AM

For a while I thought Maynard was being very modest in this song by saying that his dick was an average 6 inches. But now "I've done the math enough to know" that Maynard is really using this song to brag about his stamina. Sliding a mile?

Let's assume that, while having sex, with each "thrust", Maynard would pull his dick out halfway, then go back in. By this standard, each thrust would equal 6 inches (3 in, 3 out). Now, since a mile is 5280 feet, that would be about 10558 thrusts (plus an intial 6-inch inserting and final 6-inch pulling out). Let's assume a rate of one thrust per second. If Maynard were to sustain this rate, the "sliding of a mile" would take about 176 minutes, nearly 3 hours.

He wishes!

I'll bet you never heard a word problem so graphic in high school algebra class. As you can probably tell, I have way too much free time.

Let's assume that, while having sex, with each "thrust", Maynard would pull his dick out halfway, then go back in. By this standard, each thrust would equal 6 inches (3 in, 3 out). Now, since a mile is 5280 feet, that would be about 10558 thrusts (plus an intial 6-inch inserting and final 6-inch pulling out). Let's assume a rate of one thrust per second. If Maynard were to sustain this rate, the "sliding of a mile" would take about 176 minutes, nearly 3 hours.

He wishes!

I'll bet you never heard a word problem so graphic in high school algebra class. As you can probably tell, I have way too much free time.