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Kody27
03-31-2009, 05:06 PM
break out your blair decoder rings
I think there might be allusions to the new jersey show here:
besides the obvious clues of patchouli and tye dye, and the turtle crossing sign, http://www.waymarking.com/waymarks/WM5591
I don't know what to make of the Malimu from lemuria yet, I think he's just referring to hippies at the festival with their Volkswagen vimanas (ancient indian flying ships) and such. i dunno.
dekline
03-31-2009, 05:40 PM
I think that blair is just rambling again as usual.It seems like the more you put into his letters,the less you get out of them.
theamazingtool
03-31-2009, 05:42 PM
i hate blair.
Kody27
03-31-2009, 05:44 PM
it's ok guys, not everything is a 6 dimensional cryptic latin atlantean ufo intercept from the mother star, sometimes he's just trying to convey something as simple as upcoming shows.
Alex in Chains
03-31-2009, 05:47 PM
i hate blair.

I would rather have Hitler run Tool's site.
imatoolhed
03-31-2009, 05:50 PM
*currently looking for some site to download some band called tool. or something.*
Ravenpig
03-31-2009, 06:27 PM
And now this from Blair


31 March, 2009 (05:05pm)
TAKE NOTE

At some point tomorrow, I will have an important message for you... one that is very apropos for the month of April...
One Dark Flame
03-31-2009, 07:48 PM
And now this from Blair


31 March, 2009 (05:05pm)
TAKE NOTE

At some point tomorrow, I will have an important message for you... one that is very apropos for the month of April...

That interested me very much when I saw it..
slamminsalmon
03-31-2009, 08:40 PM
*looks around* its april fools for fuck sakes. wake up and smell the poo.
One Dark Flame
03-31-2009, 09:21 PM
*looks around* its april fools for fuck sakes. wake up and smell the poo.

I'm just wondering if they expect everyone will think whatever they say is fake, so it might be real. But seriously I don't even know what they could be getting at.
Alex in Chains
03-31-2009, 09:28 PM
They're jerking us off, like always.
inSin
03-31-2009, 11:01 PM
I'm just wondering if they expect everyone will think whatever they say is fake, so it might be real. But seriously I don't even know what they could be getting at.

that could be true.. but i'm sure they know their fans are more intelligent than that
dekline
04-01-2009, 09:29 AM
They'll announce the real album on april 1.

Yeah right!
dekline
04-01-2009, 09:32 AM
That interested me very much when I saw it..

I wonder if the picture on toolband today has something to do with the hoax.It seems very strange that he would put that picture up.
theamazingtool
04-01-2009, 09:45 AM
I wonder if the picture on toolband today has something to do with the hoax.It seems very strange that he would put that picture up.

no, the picture has nothing to do with anything.


pffft. are you serious? hoax or not, it aint there for no reason.
Opiate Son
04-01-2009, 10:08 AM
that could be true.. but i'm sure they know their fans are more intelligent than that

Nope! Guess again!
Opiate Son
04-01-2009, 10:09 AM
They'll announce the real album on april 1.

Finally!!!!!
One Dark Flame
04-01-2009, 10:53 AM
I doubt the pic means anything. But I'll keep an eye on the site for the rest of the day for sure.
slamminsalmon
04-01-2009, 10:59 AM
the picture means 2.50 for lunch and dessert.
Inner_Eulogy
04-01-2009, 08:50 PM
I took a shit today thinking about it.
Ravenpig
04-02-2009, 11:50 AM
You shit your pants?
theamazingtool
04-02-2009, 01:46 PM
You shit your pants?

do you shit with your pants on?

i dont, usually.
One Dark Flame
04-02-2009, 10:51 PM
do you shit with your pants on?

i dont, usually.

I am very shy and since that is so, I refuse to shit anywhere BUT my own pants..if I am feeling frisky I might try someone else's. Though I haven't yet..
Ravenpig
04-03-2009, 07:25 AM
do you shit with your pants on?

i dont, usually.

Me neither.

Usually.
theamazingtool
04-03-2009, 08:55 AM
if I am feeling frisky I might try someone else's. Though I haven't yet..

sounds like something worth a try