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theamazingtool
06-14-2008, 05:31 AM
I was listening to 4degrees the other day and noticed something that has always been in the back of my head, yet I never actually conciously noticed. Adams solo right around the 5 minute mark, seems rather "unTOOLish", if you will. It doesn't quite fit Adams style, nor the rest of TOOL's tone. I like it, it just somehow seems unlike them, out of place...

theamazingtool
06-15-2008, 03:45 AM
dont everybody shout all at once now,

but seriously, no one else has noticed this?

Tool_Is_Sick
06-15-2008, 10:19 AM
Negative..



"Your Brain on Tool"

theamazingtool
06-20-2008, 06:23 PM
=[

theamazingtool
06-30-2008, 07:24 PM
(.)(.)

theamazingtool
07-01-2008, 02:24 AM
no, i'd say this is a good place for it

Inner_Eulogy
07-02-2008, 05:02 AM
Maybe a little to the left

theamazingtool
07-05-2008, 05:28 PM
now USA jabroney

Inner_Eulogy
07-07-2008, 04:54 AM
now USA jabroney

'eh?

theamazingtool
07-07-2008, 05:52 PM
exactly

Inner_Eulogy
07-08-2008, 04:57 AM
exactly

Now you forgot the "eh", eh

Orbit
07-08-2008, 05:48 PM
i know where this is going

Inner_Eulogy
07-09-2008, 09:32 AM
i know where this is going

Eh?

Inner_Eulogy
07-09-2008, 09:33 AM
This is getting repetitive, eh?

Yast3r
07-09-2008, 10:17 AM
I don't think it's getting repetitive.

Inner_Eulogy
07-09-2008, 10:49 AM
I don't think it's getting repetitive.

My head hurts now

Yast3r
07-09-2008, 10:58 AM
Is it a repetitive throbbing sensation on the right side of your skull?

Inner_Eulogy
07-09-2008, 12:43 PM
Is it a repetitive throbbing sensation on the right side of your skull?

It's actually on the left side of my penis head

dxs
08-11-2008, 07:00 PM
You have a skull down there?



EVOLUTION...

Inner_Eulogy
08-12-2008, 05:31 AM
You have a skull down there?



EVOLUTION...

Nah, but he can think for himself

dxs
08-12-2008, 12:20 PM
But the brain'll get damaged when someone kicks you down there.

Inner_Eulogy
08-13-2008, 07:28 AM
But the brain'll get damaged when someone kicks you down there.

That doesn't happen so I'm good

dxs
08-13-2008, 08:46 AM
Your son?

Inner_Eulogy
08-13-2008, 01:10 PM
Your son?

What the fuck about him?

dxs
08-13-2008, 07:09 PM
Does he have a brain...a second one...?

Inner_Eulogy
08-14-2008, 06:57 AM
Does he have a brain...a second one...?

Are you asking is he has a dick?

He IS a boy ya' know

dxs
08-14-2008, 08:05 AM
Are you asking is he has a dick?

He IS a boy ya' know

Of course he has a dick!!!
I'm asking about a brain so his dick can think on his own!
Like yours ^^

Inner_Eulogy
08-14-2008, 08:52 AM
Of course he has a dick!!!
I'm asking about a brain so his dick can think on his own!
Like yours ^^

I'll repeat, he's not even 5yrs old yet....a little common sense here couldn't hurt

blake_bergeron
08-14-2008, 10:28 AM
I was listening to 4degrees the other day and noticed something that has always been in the back of my head, yet I never actually conciously noticed. Adams solo right around the 5 minute mark, seems rather "unTOOLish", if you will. It doesn't quite fit Adams style, nor the rest of TOOL's tone. I like it, it just somehow seems unlike them, out of place...

never thought about it, but yeah its not like what he usually plays... but its there early stuff and most of the solos from the first two albums arent like they are now... its pretty consistent i think with what he played then...

dxs
08-14-2008, 10:53 AM
I'll repeat, he's not even 5yrs old yet....a little common sense here couldn't hurt

So he doesn't have a brain yet?

Rolo
08-15-2008, 05:46 PM
This thread delivers good reads!

theamazingtool
08-16-2008, 05:08 PM
you aint wrong

?

akarsha_
08-17-2008, 07:17 AM
Is anyone else confused by dxs and IE's convo?

dxs
08-17-2008, 10:12 AM
I am confused by the convo, myself.

akarsha_
08-17-2008, 10:20 AM
Oh good.

Rolo
08-17-2008, 01:59 PM
Is anyone else confused by dxs and IE's convo?

Doesn't really matter, go on people!

* graps a bag of peanuts and a beer *

I'm all ears...

dxs
08-18-2008, 09:23 AM
I'm confused.

I'm fighting for a lost cause and you take out peanuts and beer? X'(

Rolo
08-18-2008, 10:36 AM
It's entertaining.

dxs
08-18-2008, 03:57 PM
Then I will take out my apple fries and vitamin water and watch, too.

Inner_Eulogy
08-19-2008, 06:23 AM
It's entertaining.

And that's what really matters

blake_bergeron
08-19-2008, 06:52 AM
Then I will take out my apple fries and vitamin water and watch, too.

you and your damn burger king kids meals...

dxs
08-19-2008, 09:02 AM
Lol, I only knew apple fries sexisted after I watched that commercial where Burger Prince kicks his father.

blake_bergeron
08-19-2008, 09:18 AM
Lol, I only knew apple fries sexisted after I watched that commercial where Burger Prince kicks his father.

sexisted?? what other things are in sexistence...

Rolo
08-19-2008, 01:04 PM
Without sex we all wouldn't exist, Blake.

dxs
08-19-2008, 03:12 PM
Life is sexually transmitted.

One of the best quotes from a former friend.

dxs
08-19-2008, 03:12 PM
you and your damn burger king kids meals...

To be honest, I've never eaten an apple fry...

weesper
08-23-2008, 04:47 PM
yes, solo is out of context; I think maybe if he'd done it again he would've left it out

weesper
08-23-2008, 04:48 PM
what is a bincount?

Rolo
08-25-2008, 07:28 PM
BIN (http://www.volkskrantblog.nl/pub/mm/tempest/4870/Image/images/main.bin.jpg) - COUNT (http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/count_von_count-1-720172.jpg)

dxs
08-27-2008, 06:25 PM
BIN (http://www.volkskrantblog.nl/pub/mm/tempest/4870/Image/images/main.bin.jpg) - COUNT (http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/count_von_count-1-720172.jpg)

You are not just a linking genius.

You're a genius in general!

Rolo
08-27-2008, 07:37 PM
I try...

Inner_Eulogy
08-28-2008, 06:35 AM
I feel out of place, seems TDN has died ever since, well you know.

akarsha_
08-28-2008, 08:24 AM
Well you can fix that.

Inner_Eulogy
08-28-2008, 08:26 AM
Well you can fix that.

I was referring to the Awesome Possum or whatever but, I just don't like the format, it's too confusing for my likes and I'm just too damn lazy or just don't care enough to figure it out

akarsha_
08-28-2008, 08:47 AM
It's not too bad once you get used to it. Bookmark a few things and you start to really enjoy it.

Inner_Eulogy
08-28-2008, 10:01 AM
It's not too bad once you get used to it. Bookmark a few things and you start to really enjoy it.

*shrug*

akarsha_
08-28-2008, 02:07 PM
Or not.

dxs
08-28-2008, 06:39 PM
It's not too bad once you get used to it. Bookmark a few things and you start to really enjoy it.

i dont bookmark.
i just go down the list.

but yeah, you do get used to it.

Rolo
08-29-2008, 01:30 PM
What did Inner do?

Probated, again...

Alex in Chains
08-29-2008, 02:16 PM
What did Inner do?

Probated, again...

Maybe because he called McRoggles's wife ugly?

dxs
08-29-2008, 03:58 PM
As far as I can see.

Seriously, it's so spontaneous.

Rolo
08-29-2008, 04:01 PM
No clue, huh?

dxs
08-29-2008, 04:04 PM
:/
Is that a rhetorical question?

Rolo
08-30-2008, 07:07 PM
^
If there ever was a rhetorical question...

eulogy508
08-30-2008, 09:06 PM
I think he made another derogatory comment about McRoggle's wife.

Rolo
08-31-2008, 12:07 PM
I think he made another derogatory comment about McRoggle's wife.

This could be it.

Inner_Eulogy
09-03-2008, 09:23 AM
you and your damn burger king kids meals...

She is like 14, 15 ya know? Kinda fits.

Inner_Eulogy
09-03-2008, 09:24 AM
What did Inner do?

Probated, again...

I think it had to do with McRoggles ugly ass

Rolo
09-03-2008, 01:37 PM
So, you don't know for sure?

Inner_Eulogy
09-03-2008, 04:52 PM
So, you don't know for sure?

Well, I'm sure...I just wasn't too sure it that was McRoggles ass or face

eulogy508
09-03-2008, 04:55 PM
ohhh burnnnnn

Rolo
09-08-2008, 01:38 PM
What was this thread about, again?

theamazingtool
09-08-2008, 03:14 PM
adams riff towards the end of 4degrees

theamazingtool
09-08-2008, 03:16 PM
^how do u make the degree symbol?

i figured u would be the one to ask mr.link/computer guru

Rolo
09-08-2008, 10:28 PM
^how do u make the degree symbol?

i figured u would be the one to ask mr.link/computer guru

Create one in "Word", then copy/paste, NB

Inner_Eulogy
09-09-2008, 09:29 AM
Create one in "Word", then copy/paste, NB

Genius, pure genius


Rolo, the mad internet scientist

Rolo
09-09-2008, 11:07 AM
Genius, pure genius


Rolo, the mad internet scientist

I think my internetskills are heavily overestimated.

Inner_Eulogy
09-09-2008, 11:13 AM
I think my internetskills are heavily overestimated.

Ah, far better than my own

Rolo
09-09-2008, 11:17 AM
Ah, far better than my own

I seriously doubt that.

Just because i learned some bbcode skills around here, doesn't make me an expert.

dxs
09-09-2008, 11:32 AM
Create one in "Word", then copy/paste, NB

I DO THAT

theamazingtool
09-09-2008, 11:34 AM
Create one in "Word", then copy/paste, NB

nah

costs > benefits

(alligator eats the bigger one)

Inner_Eulogy
09-09-2008, 12:40 PM
I DO THAT

We're thrilled

Rolo
09-09-2008, 01:56 PM
I DO THAT

ME TOO!

Rolo
09-09-2008, 01:57 PM
nah

costs > benefits

(alligator eats the bigger one)

Blahblahblah, you just never thought it could be this easy. Bh-fuckin-Hh.

Inner_Eulogy
09-09-2008, 05:08 PM
I really liked this song before you guys pointed all this out; thanks.

also: ° ?

Sounds like years of therapy and rehab for you

theamazingtool
09-10-2008, 05:30 AM
Blahblahblah, you just never thought it could be this easy. Bh-fuckin-Hh.


here we go again, rolo boasting his so/so computer skills by using one simple thing endlessly...


just kidding

kinda

Rolo
09-10-2008, 06:46 AM
here we go again, rolo boasting his so/so computer skills by using one simple thing endlessly...


just kidding

kinda

Do i sense sarcasm?

theamazingtool
09-10-2008, 07:42 AM
indeed

Inner_Eulogy
09-10-2008, 08:59 AM
YOU'VE BEEN BANNED, AGAIN

theamazingtool
09-10-2008, 09:14 AM
you must think im alright if youve been following me around =]

Inner_Eulogy
09-10-2008, 09:36 AM
you must think im alright if youve been following me around =]

Not really the case but if it makes ya' feel better, by all means

Rolo
09-10-2008, 12:58 PM
Amazingtool is o.k. in my book. He just needs to loosen up a little, imo.

Inner_Eulogy
09-10-2008, 01:11 PM
Amazingtool is o.k. in my book. He just needs to loosen up a little, imo.

I know, I was just jokin' around with him

blake_bergeron
09-11-2008, 12:37 PM
a lot of people need to loosen up around here...

dxs
09-11-2008, 02:26 PM
*loosens studdy belt*

theamazingtool
09-11-2008, 07:15 PM
whore...

dxs
09-11-2008, 08:19 PM
I'm not taking my pants off, man.

Don't jump to conclusions.

Rolo
09-12-2008, 06:40 AM
Us men tend to go for the obvious logical next step, LOL

theamazingtool
09-12-2008, 05:45 PM
=[
i like whores...

dxs
09-13-2008, 07:46 AM
*sigh*

Inner_Eulogy
09-16-2008, 11:41 AM
=[
i like whores...

Smack it up, flip it, rub it down...ohh nooo

Master_Of_Nothing
10-05-2008, 02:39 PM
hah yeah. i kinda noticed that solo difference, but jambi's talkbox solo was out of place too. Its just Adam being creative i think

Inner_Eulogy
10-06-2008, 09:09 AM
hah yeah. i kinda noticed that solo difference, but jambi's talkbox solo was out of place too. Its just Adam being creative i think

I thought it fit just fine

theamazingtool
10-06-2008, 11:56 AM
Its just Adam being creative i think

imagine that...

Master_Of_Nothing
10-06-2008, 03:15 PM
Yeah. I think Rivek was against that idea, but come on, the guy is creative.

I'm not quite sure what your definition of a 'proper tool solo' is though

Inner_Eulogy
10-07-2008, 06:23 AM
Who cares, whatever they choose to do is whatever THEY choose to do.

You don't like it?



IT DOESN'T MATTA!!!

theamazingtool
10-07-2008, 12:48 PM
you guys are completely missing my point...

Rolo
10-07-2008, 12:56 PM
What point?

theamazingtool
10-07-2008, 01:10 PM
the solo sounds 'out of place', IMO. nothing more...

Master_Of_Nothing
10-07-2008, 05:29 PM
Out of place compared to what?
A clown in the Vietnam jungle?
A redneck in New York?
A volkwagen Beetle in a Ferrari showroom?
Or just a guitar piece with other guitar pieces?

Rolo
10-07-2008, 09:07 PM
Maybe like a NZ on a Tool forum?

theamazingtool
10-08-2008, 08:06 AM
Maybe like a NZ on a Tool forum?

yes, just like that!

Rolo
10-08-2008, 10:08 AM
Yeah, now i get it. It's definately out of place.

Inner_Eulogy
10-08-2008, 10:29 AM
the solo sounds 'out of place', IMO. nothing more...

Like, um, it should be moved forward 23 seconds?

Master_Of_Nothing
10-12-2008, 03:26 PM
Maybe like a NZ on a Tool forum?

precisely.

I_E, i think its supposed to be played backwards while listening to Mantra and The Pot at the same time, while absolutely stoned into oblivion

theamazingtool
10-12-2008, 04:46 PM
precisely

Inner_Eulogy
10-13-2008, 10:11 AM
precisely.

I_E, i think its supposed to be played backwards while listening to Mantra and The Pot at the same time, while absolutely stoned into oblivion

I'll pass, thanks though.

Master_Of_Nothing
10-13-2008, 03:25 PM
Not a problem. Just call me bogus. Real Bogus.
And fucking is my middle name.

Rolo
10-14-2008, 12:39 PM
We'll call you "Master_Of_Real_Fucking_Nothing_Bogus" from now on then.

Inner_Eulogy
10-14-2008, 12:53 PM
We'll call you "Master_Of_Real_Fucking_Nothing_Bogus" from now on then.

Or MORFNB for short

Master_Of_Nothing
10-14-2008, 03:08 PM
Bogus_Master_Of_Fucking_Bogus_Nothing?
Probably better

Inner_Eulogy
10-15-2008, 09:26 AM
*yawn*

Yast3r
10-15-2008, 10:45 AM
Wow you guys can derail threads.

Inner_Eulogy
10-15-2008, 11:32 AM
Ever tried mustard on a watermelon?

Yast3r
10-15-2008, 11:33 AM
Ever tried mustard on a watermelon?

I invented mustard on a watermelon.

Rolo
10-15-2008, 12:10 PM
Wow you guys can derail threads.

I invented mustard on a watermelon.

Pot, kettle, black

Yast3r
10-15-2008, 12:53 PM
I'm reviving, Rolo!

Inner_Eulogy
10-15-2008, 01:09 PM
Pot, kettle, black

Ha!

Master_Of_Nothing
10-16-2008, 04:25 PM
Pot, Kettle, Stainless steel.
Upgrade your pots and kettles fellas, we're in the 21st century now

Yast3r
10-16-2008, 04:32 PM
Pot, Kettle, Stainless steel.
Upgrade your pots and kettles fellas, we're in the 21st century now

I've got a black plastic one.

Master_Of_Nothing
10-16-2008, 04:49 PM
black plastic pot? or kettle?

Yast3r
10-16-2008, 04:51 PM
black plastic pot? or kettle?

Kettle.

Master_Of_Nothing
10-16-2008, 04:57 PM
Then are any of your pots black?

Yast3r
10-16-2008, 05:00 PM
Then are any of your pots black?

Both pots and pans.

Master_Of_Nothing
10-16-2008, 05:04 PM
Then you're at risk of getting AIDS

Rolo
10-16-2008, 05:04 PM
♪♪ "I see my red pot and it has been painted black" ♪♪

Master_Of_Nothing
10-16-2008, 05:16 PM
♪♪ "I see my red pot and it has been painted black" ♪♪

♪♪"And I say to Myself, must get a chainsaw to hack the bastard who did this to PIIIIIECES!!!!!!!!!!♪"♪

eulogy508
10-16-2008, 05:19 PM
♪♪"And I say to Myself, must get a chainsaw to hack the bastard who did this to PIIIIIECES!!!!!!!!!!♪"♪

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paint_It,_Black

Master_Of_Nothing
10-16-2008, 05:23 PM
My versions better

theamazingtool
10-16-2008, 06:01 PM
I've got a black plastic one.

plastic, wouldnt it melt?

Yast3r
10-16-2008, 06:37 PM
plastic, wouldnt it melt?

Plastic electric kettle.

theamazingtool
10-17-2008, 10:26 AM
Plastic electric kettle.

ya right, you lie...

Rolo
10-17-2008, 11:26 AM
Plastic electric kettle.

Sounds like a good name for a band.

Yast3r
10-17-2008, 12:53 PM
Sounds like a good name for a band.

Let's start one up. We'll record different sounds of kettles, steam and spoons and make electronic beats with them.

Rolo
10-19-2008, 04:17 AM
LOL, go ahead. I'll buy the album when it's released.

theamazingtool
10-19-2008, 09:31 AM
i wont

Master_Of_Nothing
10-19-2008, 03:38 PM
Neither. It'd sound like shit. No offense.

Yast3r
10-20-2008, 04:52 PM
You sound like shit. No offense.

Inner_Eulogy
10-21-2008, 06:02 AM
Neither. It'd sound like shit. No offense.

Not if you played harmonica in the background

Master_Of_Nothing
10-22-2008, 12:16 PM
Not if you played harmonica in the foreground

fixed

Inner_Eulogy
10-22-2008, 01:07 PM
fixed

EITHER WAY

Yast3r
10-25-2008, 02:25 PM
With or without the harmonica it'd be awesome.

theamazingtool
10-26-2008, 09:04 AM
With or without the scooter stick

fixed

gonzo
10-26-2008, 09:58 AM
I always feel out of place.
Just a moment behind, and two degrees to the left.
I've got a harp.

Master_Of_Nothing
10-27-2008, 02:53 PM
A harp? that actually pretty cool. Harps and lyres are better than violins imo

gonzo
10-28-2008, 05:27 PM
An empty jug of hooch.

Master_Of_Nothing
10-29-2008, 04:55 PM
hooch?

gonzo
10-30-2008, 04:07 AM
hooch?

Moonshine.

Inner_Eulogy
10-30-2008, 11:00 AM
hooch?

As in very strong homemade alcohol

gonzo
10-30-2008, 11:43 AM
As in very strong homemade alcohol

Yes. Like sipping on burning paper.

Master_Of_Nothing
10-30-2008, 05:05 PM
ahhahah! I understand

gonzo
10-30-2008, 05:44 PM
ahhahah! I understand

Arrrrh...
cough.

Inner_Eulogy
10-31-2008, 05:44 AM
Arrrrh...
cough.

Bless you, pirate

gonzo
10-31-2008, 09:15 AM
Bless you, pirate

Thanks, mate.

Rolo
11-02-2008, 12:41 PM
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of hooch :)

Rolo
11-02-2008, 12:44 PM
hooch?

Ask Tom Hanks (http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/2/21097/17_2008/turner_and_hooch.jpg)

Master_Of_Nothing
11-02-2008, 04:44 PM
no thanks

gonzo
11-03-2008, 04:53 AM
no thanks

What about a flask of Newfoundland Screech and vidying the Green Mile?

Vidying. Don't know if that's a word. I got it from A Clockwork Orange. You know...
' Went to the Moloko Bar, we sipped spiked milk and viddied some images, all horrorshow, and then went out to kick the radchucks in the yarbles.'

Then put on some Ludwig Von, and screeched into the day.

Master_Of_Nothing
11-03-2008, 01:31 PM
Sounds like a good time lol

gonzo
11-04-2008, 01:46 PM
Today it got 4 degrees warmer, and although the shadows are trailing at different angles an hour ahead of schedule this week, I think I am adjusting.
So, tonight I came home from work and laid totally still for half an hour. Yes. The physical world dissolves away, and I am left with these tiny voices in my head. Slowly, I try to ignore them or turn them down. And in the end, there is one voice like a soft mantra saying, ' Relax.' Over and over again.
Yes. I like doing that. It is like a portal. A gateway between the day and night.
A moment where I just let stuff go.

Master_Of_Nothing
11-04-2008, 02:17 PM
A moment that expresses itself most during birth, sex, and death imo

gonzo
11-04-2008, 03:35 PM
A moment that expresses itself most during birth, sex, and death imo

Yes.
I've heard sleep described as a ' little death.' Before the ' Big Sleep.'
In between, just give into it.

Master_Of_Nothing
11-05-2008, 04:04 PM
lol, so when my mum says "i wish you would die", what she really means, is that its past my bedtime? lol kidding

gonzo
11-05-2008, 05:39 PM
lol, so when my mum says "i wish you would die", what she really means, is that its past my bedtime? lol kidding

That's so right. When anyone says they want you dead, well, shut er' down, and go have a nap.
There, you can say to them, I'm gone.
Everyday, one little death at a time.

Rolo
11-09-2008, 02:55 PM
And when they say "sleep tight" they're gonna shoot you in the head, right?

gonzo
11-10-2008, 04:39 AM
Metaphorically, because when you're "dead to the world" there is really no chance that you'll walk in on them having sex.
Or something like that.

theamazingtool
11-10-2008, 11:36 AM
i walked in at the wrong part of the conversation, i do believe

Master_Of_Nothing
11-10-2008, 12:13 PM
go to sleep then.

I always thought sleep tight was kinda bondage sleeping or somthing

Rolo
11-10-2008, 12:27 PM
go to sleep then.

I always thought sleep tight was kinda bondage sleeping or somthing

Did they do this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swaddling) to you when you were a baby?

gonzo
11-10-2008, 12:32 PM
go to sleep then.

I always thought sleep tight was kinda bondage sleeping or somthing

It is a form of bondage. Babies love to be swaddled. So that they sleep tight.

gonzo
11-10-2008, 12:33 PM
i walked in at the wrong part of the conversation, i do believe

At least you didn't walk in on your parents having sex.
Or, as they say on Everest, "Making sauce."

Master_Of_Nothing
11-10-2008, 12:35 PM
Haha, never heard of it.

gonzo
11-10-2008, 01:10 PM
i walked in at the wrong part of the conversation, i do believe

Sorry, man, I wasn't trying to be flippant. It just happens.
I really meant to say, "Hey, welcome back."

Rolo
11-10-2008, 02:37 PM
your linx need more pr0n and less wrapping

Fixed to fit the subject.

Master_Of_Nothing
11-10-2008, 05:13 PM
maybe you need to get away from the computer and break the habit. There are girls out there that will do anything, if you look hard enough

Inner_Eulogy
11-12-2008, 10:19 AM
maybe you need to get away from the computer and break the habit. There are girls out there that will do anything, if you look hard enough

Yeah and in your case, sheep that cannot say No





....I dunno, I'm bored

gonzo
11-12-2008, 01:08 PM
I thought I heard some excited bleating coming from the barn.

gonzo
11-12-2008, 01:28 PM
Which reminds me of a Scottish proverb:

" Tis' those that 're aroused by the sounds o' bleating should n'ay think a becoming veterinarians."

And yet the Scottish cloned the first ewe. So...
I'm inclined to believe we Scot's lie like fuckin' whores.

Master_Of_Nothing
11-12-2008, 02:49 PM
I thought I heard some excited bleating coming from the barn.

*remembering Family guy episode in which a cow being milked gives orgasmic cries*

Hahaha, thats fucking bad....

gonzo
11-12-2008, 03:45 PM
*remembering Family guy episode in which a cow being milked gives orgasmic cries*

Hahaha, thats fucking bad....

Family Guy is good at being bah-bbad.
Like that episode, sometimes, it's even funny.

Master_Of_Nothing
11-16-2008, 03:41 PM
I like Family guy episodes in general. Theres nothing really bad that stands out there. Unlike say, Monty Python, which has that fucked up vomiting fat guy scene

Inner_Eulogy
11-17-2008, 10:30 AM
I like Family Guy....and South Park for that matter

gonzo
11-17-2008, 12:26 PM
I like South Park.
With a big bag o' cheesy poofs.
Oh, and the Family Guy episode yesterday with the talking cow.
Good stuff.

dxs
11-18-2008, 01:55 PM
I like Family guy episodes in general. Theres nothing really bad that stands out there. Unlike say, Monty Python, which has that fucked up vomiting fat guy scene

Monty Python is still fun...

gonzo
11-18-2008, 02:05 PM
Sure.
Just the other day I walked to the store for smokes. I put on the IPOD and cranked Rosetta Stoned. Halfway down my street, I stepped in front of a car. Just missed. Crossed the next street, and it happens again. Whoosh. Another car nearly gets me. I'm thinking this is a dangerous place. Yet, I got to the store. On the way home, I'm nearly hit again. And the whole time I'm thinking, these cigarettes are going to be the death of me.
Now, just come at me with that banana.

Strewth
11-18-2008, 02:32 PM
I'd be more worried about pointed sticks. Penchant for overkill.

gonzo
11-18-2008, 02:46 PM
Do I hear a conch shell?
Ralphie. Welcome to the island.

gonzo
11-20-2008, 01:55 PM
Someone light a fire...

gonzo
11-22-2008, 11:52 AM
Okay.
Saddest story of the week for me goes out to the woman from Georgia who drove her seven year old son to Nebraska to drop him off and leave him at a hospital for Social Services.
37 children so far have been dropped off. Abandoned. At Nebraskan Hospitals.
I don't what to say?

Strewth
11-22-2008, 02:08 PM
Some random kid set my favorite cigarette store on fire yesterday afternoon. Maybe they should take him to Nebraska. Strange, ne?

gonzo
11-22-2008, 03:05 PM
Most certainly.
To be babysat by criminal CEO's.
On a minimum security pig farm.

Strewth
11-22-2008, 04:43 PM
Setting fires and sending children to Nebraska...

Why does everything connect oddly when you're around?

gonzo
11-22-2008, 05:23 PM
A bootcamp for wayward sinners.
You're little pyro should work the spit. 6 months to a year.
Feeding bacon to the pigs.
Every day smoked in his own irony.

Master_Of_Nothing
11-23-2008, 03:45 PM
That is just sad. Idiots like those should be shot

gonzo
11-26-2008, 04:27 AM
That is just sad. Idiots like those should be shot

Shot with a paint gun, every morning, then mandatory street clean up, well, for as long as we deem necessary.
I don't know, this week I'm feeling generous.
To be shot: Predators, murderers...
Talk to you later.

Master_Of_Nothing
11-30-2008, 02:18 PM
Predators are awesome. Alien vs predator had me cheering for the pred's all the way. Fuck the aliens, fuck us, pred's rule

gonzo
11-30-2008, 02:34 PM
Who won in that movie?

Yast3r
12-01-2008, 06:23 AM
Who won in that movie?

Definitely not its viewers.

gonzo
12-01-2008, 12:19 PM
Definitely not its viewers.

lol
Probably why I never watched it.

Yast3r
12-01-2008, 04:32 PM
lol
Probably why I never watched it.

And that's why I have admired you from afar for quite some time.

Rolo
12-01-2008, 04:33 PM
Definitely not its viewers.

If this is correct, the director didn't either.

Inner_Eulogy
12-02-2008, 10:07 AM
Definitely not its viewers.

Ah, part 2 (Requiem) was far better than the 1st one.

gonzo
12-03-2008, 01:35 PM
I like Ridley Scott movies.
I liked the first Alien.
That Weaver lady, total bad-ass.
She so paved the way for Angelina.
Angelina, yum.

gonzo
12-03-2008, 01:36 PM
If this is correct, the director didn't either.

I like it when a director can watch his own creation with a straight face.
There are too many Alan Smithee movies out there.

Inner_Eulogy
12-04-2008, 10:54 AM
I just saw Wanted the other night when it came out for rent, that was a badass movie.

Inner_Eulogy
12-04-2008, 10:59 AM
Speaking of movies, they have a new trailer out for a movie called 2012, and you can guess that it's about the Mayan Doomsday predictions...it looks like it'll be pretty badass

Yast3r
12-04-2008, 01:04 PM
Speaking of movies, they have a new trailer out for a movie called 2012, and you can guess that it's about the Mayan Doomsday predictions...it looks like it'll be pretty badass

I've seen some extended trailers; it looks horribly cheesy.

Inner_Eulogy
12-04-2008, 02:03 PM
I've seen some extended trailers; it looks horribly cheesy.

Really? I only saw a very short clip that didn't really show much other than a tsunami. Although I do like Cusack as an actor and I love the theme behind it, so who knows....*shrug*

gonzo
12-04-2008, 04:34 PM
I just saw Wanted the other night when it came out for rent, that was a badass movie.

Angelina. Good.
Watched Tomb Raider last week.
Next week I will rent Wanted.
Sweet.

gonzo
12-04-2008, 04:37 PM
Really? I only saw a very short clip that didn't really show much other than a tsunami. Although I do like Cusack as an actor and I love the theme behind it, so who knows....*shrug*

I like the Mayan stories, as well.
Did you like Apocalyptica?
I totally enjoyed the scenery. Like Mad Max in the jungle.

Inner_Eulogy
12-05-2008, 10:41 AM
I like the Mayan stories, as well.
Did you like Apocalyptica?
I totally enjoyed the scenery. Like Mad Max in the jungle.

Yeah, that was a pretty cool movie

gonzo
12-05-2008, 11:29 AM
Agreed.

gonzo
12-08-2008, 02:19 PM
I'm excited about seeing the Dark Knight again.

Inner_Eulogy
12-08-2008, 02:51 PM
I'm excited about seeing the Dark Knight again.

Me too, picking it up on Blu Ray tomorrow

gonzo
12-09-2008, 04:08 PM
Have fun with that.
I'm a little jealous, only because I won't have the adequate time frame to fully enjoy the best movie of last year until Saturday.

Inner_Eulogy
12-10-2008, 10:24 AM
Have fun with that.
I'm a little jealous, only because I won't have the adequate time frame to fully enjoy the best movie of last year until Saturday.

Eh, don't feel bad, I never made it to the store yesterday anyway...haha. The snow was horrible yesterday

gonzo
12-10-2008, 12:25 PM
The snow/rain was unbelievable.
Same here.

Omega
12-10-2008, 03:51 PM
DAMN YOU. all i get is motherfucking rain down here in Georgia.
sorry about that. i hate rainy days.

Rolo
12-10-2008, 04:53 PM
I hate the rain too. But i've been lucky sofar.

Snow hasn't been a big issue here for the last decade or so. I remember having white christmases granted when i was a kid. Global warming is fucking the planet up big time...

gonzo
12-10-2008, 04:55 PM
DAMN YOU. all i get is motherfucking rain down here in Georgia.
sorry about that. i hate rainy days.

That's alright.
But seriously, the snow is only fun until you have to shovel the shit.

gonzo
12-12-2008, 02:25 PM
Eh, don't feel bad, I never made it to the store yesterday anyway...haha. The snow was horrible yesterday

Going down to minus 26 tonight, and I don't care.
I'm watching the Dark Knight tonight, and I am foockin' stoked, man.

gonzo
12-12-2008, 06:36 PM
So. I liked The Dark Knight just as much the second time through. Even though it wasn't as spectacular on the smaller screen, it is still one good movie. Excellent.

gonzo
12-13-2008, 09:28 AM
You know, and I thought this before, but I like the way The Dark Knight parallels The Fight Club. In that, the Joker=Tyler and the Batman=Ed Norton's character. How the two characters need each other, how they are mirrored, and why it is so much fun watching the antagonists ride each other to the bottom of their souls.

gonzo
12-15-2008, 04:59 AM
I'm into the Batman.
Tonight. Batman Begins.

gonzo
12-15-2008, 02:17 PM
DAMN YOU. all i get is motherfucking rain down here in Georgia.
sorry about that. i hate rainy days.

All clouds and no sun is turning me into Jack's ulcerated liver.