From The Poop Deck
Old Gregg is a Scaly Man-fish that lives on the bottom of Black Lake, where he lives entirely off of Bailey's Irish Cream and some sort of funky black milkshakes. You can only summon him if you're fishing on the lake during a full moon, where he will entice you with his haunting mating call, "I'm ooold Greeeeeeggg...". However, Old Greeg is a bit different than the normal man-fish, and will let you know (if he likes you enough). The secret of Old Gregg is hidden under his pink tutu, and if you're pure of heart he might show you his Mangina. Beware, do NOT look directly at the mangina, for it will easily blind you with just a slight glance.
Once in his lair, he will invite you for a glass of Bailey's, or twelve. Unfotunately, the only way to get out of his lair is to accept his hand in marriage, which is a very scaly hand indeed. On the upside, Old Gregg has kept the secret of the Funk stashed in his lair for many years, and if you are an aspiring musician that has less than average talent, he might share this Funky knowledge with you.
Old Gregg enjoy's doing watercolors and taking midnight swims in Black Lake, wearing only his pink tutu.
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