From The Poop Deck
Melody is well known and oft-misused musical device. It's basically overused by the dumbest people (musicians). It's all about putting one note after another in some kind of pattern or something.
[edit] History of Melody
[edit] Origins
The origin of melody can be traced back to Scott Stapp, Christina Aguilera, etc..., the ties between religion and melodies are numerous and clear. They're essentially both for people who like to have their thinking done for them.
[edit] Modern Use
Collectively it is agreed that melody is in the year of, only like 10 or so bands use melody anymore, and they're all RIAA-endorsed bands.
[edit] Examples of Melodiousness
- The Police
- Sting
- A couple of rare The Gerogerigegege 7" singles
- And etc