Black Woods Trench Wood Unearthly Hell Cursed Sword of the Darkness

From The Poop Deck

This mightly blade is wielded by penisbird. It was used in the Anti-Racism wars of decades past and remains his primary weapon. This blade was used by Naga Royal Guard to anoint Devin Townsend. MrMcPheezy coveted this weapon and attempted to steal it, his inability to do so turned him into a sicko pedophile.

This blade was discovered by Bob The Builder and Kool Aid in year 1200 while looking for LARP Mushrooms.