Debut

[Naga Royal Guard]

How does Tool usually debut their album, just throw it out on to the hallowed shelves of bestbuy, sneak peaks on radio, MTV ' The Leak ", etc. anybody have any ideas how it will be debuted this year?

[a_sirian_in_agony]

maynard will dance naked down times square shooting copies out of his ass....

[mstajduh]

Tool will give a "State of the Union address" to the Tool military sites. *

God, that'd be awful.

I think the debut style should coincide with the theme of the album, whatever it will be.

[Bill_Hix]

maynard will dance naked down times square shooting copies out of his ass....

Normally any other fan of a group would take that offensively, BUT since this is Tool we speak of, the seriousness is lessened, with the greater chance of that ACTUALLY happening.

Tool will debut on a hidden link after their next album is out.

[Tyson]

They will debut on JJJ.

[]thE*s0uRce[]

Tuesday

[mike tyson]

Maynard will choose Charizard, who will defeat Blastoise in a heated battle at Pokemon Stadium. Thus, raining copies of the new album over all the lands.

[metalwarriorx]

charizard cant beat blastoise. blastoise is a water pokemon and water is charizard's weakness, duh everybody knows that.

[el rancho ovulate]

charizard cant beat blastoise. blastoise is a water pokemon and water is charizard's weakness, duh everybody knows that.

n3rd

Everyone knows that bulbasaur pwns all..

[mike tyson]

Charizard always beats Blastoise, always. He has 100 HP.

[a_sirian_in_agony]

charizard rules..i still have ten charizard holographics....oh god, what have i done with my life?

[Naga Royal Guard]

n3rd

Everyone knows that bulbasaur pwns all..


BULBASAUR RULES!

[SiGuy]

charizard rules..i still have ten charizard holographics....oh god, what have i done with my life?

dont worry, im sure your pokmymom obsession is no worse than some peoples tool obsession

[a_sirian_in_agony]

you cant even sell the little bastards anymore...fuck..

[champion]

oh man. pokemon ruled, and charizard WAS the best, and blastoise was a piece of dogshit.

[CyberSlave]

Charizard could fly away from Blatoises water cannon and everything.

God, you fucking n00bs.

[el rancho ovulate]

Don't forget.. Mewtwo was unbeatable.. Psychic energy pwned..

[CyberSlave]

Alakazam was the best.

[flipmojo]

How does Tool usually debut their album, just throw it out on to the hallowed shelves of bestbuy, sneak peaks on radio, MTV ' The Leak ", etc. anybody have any ideas how it will be debuted this year?

I think you can rule MTV out for awhile. They might do a couple MTV interviews after the record comes out. They will definitely do radio. You can bet on some radio interviews before the record comes out. They might do a few "special" shows before it comes out too. Small shows for a limited number of people.

[Tyson]

It was debuted in Australia last time.

[Anjerasu]

I heard Maynard drinks in the local Irish theme bar around the corner from me... which isn't really a theme bar cause its in ireland... dammit ruined the joke!!!

[Tyson]

It has to be a joke before it can be ruined.

Two guys walk into a bar.

One ducks the other says ouch.

[Anjerasu]

BAH-dum-tish

Maybe it will be debuted with Maynard telling a joke, replace the two men with Jesus and Maynard

[normz]

dont worry, im sure your pokmymom obsession is no worse than some peoples tool obsession


but it is slightly nerdier ...... and pokemon are so last year what is it now, digimon or some bullshit ....... and i want tool to come to my house and debut in my bedroom but that wont happen *sigh*

[Tyson]

I do a mean Maynard impression.

[5th Eye]

On the DVD, they should have a version of that skit two guys did before Tool came onstage for a show where they said how this guy had progeria...it was funny as hell. Did anyone see that?

[mstajduh]

On the DVD, they should have a version of that skit two guys did before Tool came onstage for a show where they said how this guy had progeria...it was funny as hell. Did anyone see that?

LOL oh yeah, that was fucking awesome. It was David Cross and the other guy from Just shoot me, I think. What a way to start off a concert. Maybe tool would debut on a skit on Comedy Central?

[5th Eye]

LOL oh yeah, that was fucking awesome. It was David Cross and the other guy from Just shoot me, I think.Yeah, that sounds right. That sounds like him, anyway. That sketch is great. Ahhhh...

[5th Eye]

BTW, if anyone wants a copy of the mpg of that song with the sketch send me your email address.

[mike tyson]

Those pokemon cards could be worth something in about 20-30 years, save em.

[5th Eye]

Almost as much as those Beanie Babies everyone loves so much...

[tomXwithXweather]

Those pokemon cards could be worth something in about 20-30 years, save em.

No.

[slave2addictions]

It has to be a joke before it can be ruined.

Two guys walk into a bar.

One ducks the other says ouch.


i do hate to point this out

if both have walked into the bar then it is too late for one to duck

[5th Eye]

Shhh! Don't ruin the jokes with your silly logic!

[mstajduh]

*points the finger at slave2addictions* Overthinking!!!!

You're a warlock, aren't you? You need to be burned at the stake. God, I miss ye ol' witch hunts.

[5th Eye]

No kidding...

WOOO 500! I'm cool.

[mstajduh]

WOOO 500! I'm cool.

You wish. You're only half a millenia. You need to be burned at the stake too, crucible-style.

[5th Eye]

:(

But you don't have 4,000-some. Perhaps you ought to be burned as well.

[mstajduh]

Yeah, well, if you ever read the Crucible by Arthur Miller, it's a little girl that gets everyone burned so I'd probably join you all in the burning.

[5th Eye]

I have read the Crucible, and I know how it goes...and no one is burned, everyone is HANGED.